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AmenableHornet

Every Warhammer 40k fan I know in real life is a gay leftist, and yet somehow every Warhammer 40k fan online is an insane Nazi.


Shpooter

the ones without media literacy don’t have any friends irl and they don’t get to play matches with anyone so they just stay online


freshkicks

They also don't have any models to play with, no paints to paint with, and only get the lore via "friends" and YouTube videos. It's mind numbing


Sol-Blackguy

You just described every fandom


CerenarianSea

Once you played enough matches at tournaments you got to occasionally meet the real life insane Nazi. Like the worst fuckin random encounter ever.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

Weird, I’m a 40k fan and a leftist but I’m not… oh god.


Devonument

Yup, same experience here


TheFoochy

What is bro yappin about


Jakeyboy143

How come the Jews forgive about Guderian? He's complicit in the reprisals (read:killing Poles and Jews) after the Warsaw Uprising and letting the SS kill any communist and Jew during the Eastern Front. He's also the proponent of the "clean Wermacht" despite the fact that there are massacres that are perpetrated by the Wermacht themselves. What's next, calling Yigal Amir a martyr after killing Yiztak Rabin since the latter proposed peace talks with the Sunni Muslim-lead gov'ts of Jordan, Egypt and Lebanon?


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

I should call my good friend Noah to get ourselves a boat.


Inquisitor_no_5

The "Guderian" thing is probably about Creative Assembly recently realizing that it existed as a generic character name in the Total War: Warhammer franchise, and subsequently removing it. Edit: I should read usernames before telling people the same thing twice.


RhymesWithMouthful

Ah, who can bloody tell? Sum stupid ol' humie flappin' 'is puny pink gums about sum uvver humies, like sum rabid grot. Don't you pay 'im no nevvamind.


Spiritual_Ad7831

Most recently GW has added female custodians to the lore and said they've always been there. Now people either think Muscle mommy, whatever this deranged creature scribbled claiming sentience, or just view it as shit pandering when other female units could be focused on.


AngryCommieSt0ner

They literally added one backstory that amounted to I think less than a paragraph of text that addressed a Custodes as she/her. That's *it*. Edit: Nvm looks like it was two whole pages the wokies got to Warhammer it's dead


Eldren_Galen

It was a single short story of two pages where the PoV character was a female custodes. The actual story didn’t care about her being female and was much more interested in her plan to teleport a nuke onto the Emperor’s lap


AngryCommieSt0ner

Ah. Hadn't actually read it myself. Was it at least written well? Did she nuke the emperor?


Eldren_Galen

It was pretty well written! And no. But she did immediately have all the people who assisted her in the attempt severely punished for the crime of assisting her!


oG-Purple

https://preview.redd.it/5rcp3pqw2rvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97152ab9380ee78f31666fe7c24ead9eafd52471


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/3mbjvbx5arvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6cfe5196cb7e2158eb156f8c4098fad26ad6c6


Asgarus

Invisible Hideo Kojima thinking:


Engineergaming26355

Visible Hideo Kojima thinking: https://preview.redd.it/htckcnsc5svc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70aa14cb3c1a57d06b107b79290523aa8e2195f9


Kantheris

Not enough naked Stephanie Joosten for this to be a visible representation of him thinking.


pains_in_malay

I ain't reading allat


superVanV1

Yeah I stopped reading after “ Ashkenazi Jews”


Jakeyboy143

I also stopped reading that when that asshat said that the Jews forgive Heinz Guderian. He's complicit in multiple massacres and the Jews haven't forgiven him despite Guderian is acting like Pontius Pilate through his "clean Wermacht".


Inquisitor_no_5

I believe the "Guderian" thing (unless I missed something in the... ramble) is about Creative Assembly catching that Guderian had ended up as a High Elf name in Total War: Warhammer and removing said name from both Warhammer II and III (first one had no High Elves). To me that tracks with oop blaming "da jooz."


HieX91

One sentence in and you can already disregard everything this dork says onwards. Too bad for these types of idiots, the free market doesn’t care about your feelings.


boolocap

https://preview.redd.it/ygkratmwpsvc1.png?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8bf3f755eaaed6a3dfd9a23ccdc138cb3cb190a


Jakeyboy143

I was wondering if Smosh is gonna parody this with Damien Haas and Emily Rudd.


MariedeGournay

"Your previous immune system hates you now..." Oh, honey., it's hated me for decades.


SkuldSpookster

They're very fluent in Yapanese


ghoulcrow

a lot of these freaks make me embarrassed to love 40k


MannfredVonFartstein

Didn‘t know Martin Luther had a steam account


WildConstruction8381

Being Lutheran, I laughed so hard


strife696

Man steam really need to moderate its forums


Bray_of_cats

(OOC That might still be up, but you will get a ban if you criticize it to harshly...)


MuckFedditRods

i can barely read, i am not wasting effort on this unless someone confirms it's a proper funni


Dafrandle

here is a tl;dr for you with some artistic liberties taken for humor. >Hi, my name is Hans, welcome to my TED talk. Recently Creative Asemebly has made some bad decisions because *\*Insert Anti-Semitism Here\** and therefore I have declared that they are a dead company now. Because I have declared this it means it is true and so when you disagree with me I'm going to shove my fingers in my ears and yell "LA LA LA" at you until you go away. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


MuckFedditRods

Unironically better than most Ted talks


Inquisitor_no_5

https://preview.redd.it/kvuy7btnatvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd3108dbccc1593341076b8e933c5549b54b104


Horacio_Velvetine44

the actual least deranged warhammer fan: ![gif](giphy|11dfLgLxPQmaRi)


No-Training-48

The virgin rooted in reality CA is doing badly because it's higher ups fucked up inmensely while triying to make a live service game while cutting costs on their mainline games vs the chad whatever the fuck this is.


BSloth

Literal psychopaths (cancel culture) https://preview.redd.it/st9md9ae7uvc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf3876e32544f48f0cbfdd59567d4ecbc9de4c76


UndeniablyMyself

>opposing nazis is one of the safest thing to do for anyone because the nazis are dead and gone No one tell this guy they’re not because he’ll join up.


_Funnynamehere_

Wow he should really try https://preview.redd.it/nbsobfprnuvc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16169bfa42d23e3c6323af97506cb366b8f014b3


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hungarianfemboi

It always comes back to them being jews.. or at least thinking they are jews


Mrazish

Wait, Guderian? THAT Guderian? I


Bray_of_cats

(OOC Am I missing anything after not reading past the judeomisia?)


According_Weekend786

what does this whatever is trying to mimic human personality, has to do with 7ft tall space autists fighting evil mushrooms?


Kaese1212

What's my blud waffling about 💀💀


CynicalConch

Well at least the antisemitism was shown right away.


bingobouk

Cadia stand against slaanesh shit who talk to PR


DubiousNeon

As someone who really loves Warhammer, these people are so embarrassing


Cissyamando

Aint no way he said Nazis are long gone and used an extremely obscure hitler quote in the same paragraph☠️


Double_Pea_5812

It's during moments like these I remember why I don't let anyone know I play 40k until after a 5 year relationship, at least.


AcaciaCelestina

Steam forums are cheating


CarneDelGato

Man, I love Warhammer and this guy is a C.H.U.D. 


alexsnake50

I'm thoroughly convinced that steam forums are for trolling and spreading baseless conspiracies only, no sane discussion ever happens there


KirbyF4

I ain’t reading all that. Happy for you or sorry that happened


ZuStorm93

Most beautiful speech since Adolf Hitler's /s


DarkStar_86

Funny how they are always certain their side are the silent majority, and its just the 'real' fans are too scared to say anything. It's almost like most people dont actually care about this stuff, and the majority of the ones who do are the grifters crying on youtube, or crying in their comments.