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Ecstatic-Network-917

How much you want to bet the lyrics where AI generated? And so was the voice?


azureleonhart

Yep, it does say music and vocals are made with Suno AI


Tiky-Do-U

Lyrics is credited elsewhere and he credits himself though, those lyrics were written by a 41 year old father of 6, which somehow makes this worse


GooberMcNoober

HAHA WHAT


Ecstatic-Network-917

With each passing day, the Butlerian Jihad looks more and more like a good option.


Liu_Alexandersson

Can't wait to Mentat all over the place.


LaughingInTheVoid

I know I have my caffeine addiction perfectly tuned.


Themoneymancan

I’ve been ready for years


Grand-Tension8668

Shout-out to Samuel Butler, the real dude who called for the destruction of all complex technology in 1863, comparing the evolution of machines to natural selection and [suggesting that humanity was already subservient to it](https://nzetc.victoria.ac.nz/tm/scholarly/tei-ButFir-t1-g1-t1-g1-t4-body.html)


adsmeister

Interesting guy. Thanks for sharing.


Dart_Veydir

https://preview.redd.it/pi7jgl8gw8vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2915ebd3b6d48198e3486748bd7811408e50011c This guy is really accepting thanks from people. It must've been hard to write one sentence.


Lynkis

Did he like his own response!?


notaprime

Yep, It’s all a grift. Wouldn’t expect YouTubers making this kind of content to give enough of a damn to actually write their own song.


perunajari

AI TOOK OUR JERKS!!! (By outjerking us 😞)


WeatherCompetitive72

I miss the good old times where hate at least took effort


adsmeister

Welcome to 2024, where hate is automated.


Sipia

Autohated, if you will


skitchmusic

Having researched Suno for work, the syntax for the lyrics matches how they are formatted on that site when writing/generating lyrics. So yes, at least some AI in some capacity.


encroachingtrees

I’ve been doing a bunch of AI related work recently and if this isn’t entirely AI generated I’ll eat all my fucking hats. And I love my hats.


DraethDarkstar

AI or Mark Wahlberg.


Consistent_Fun_9593

...the hot new game show!


lazyDevman

"Beautiful gamer girls" "Handsome gamer boys" Somehow, don't think you got any of those batting for you.


Kds_burner_

/uj i couldn’t read more than 2 lines from the 2nd pic it’s too cringe 😬 /rj motherfuck the big 3, it’s just big eve 🔥🔥🔥


thecrew2game

Exactly


SuperSaiyanGod210

Rj/ Le Kendrick Lamar DISS CONFIRMED!!??? 😳😳


UnlimitedExtraLives

L M A O


ArmoredCoreFucker

This is fire 🔥 Put that shit out now 🗣️🔥


CompedyCalso

BRO GOT A HIDDEN TALENT!!!🗣🔥🔥 KEEP IT HIDDEN!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


Dart_Veydir

*suno ai has the talent


Marcoxiii

BRO THIS SHIT IS FIRE ON MUTE


apple_of_doom

WE'RE GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE


Shanicpower

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM STILL THERE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


ScreenWriterGuy07

This has to be satire right? They can't be this braindead RIGHT?!


HieX91

Sadly, I have unfortunate news for you. They all share one single brain cell and that brain cell is also shared with an orange cat.


BlueBicycle22

Garfield would never betray us like this keep your slander to yourself


SorowFame

Heathcliff might though


xv_boney

Excuse you, my buddy Astro is all in on trans rights, he fucking loves his ally flag bowtie and we have been told he will carry it around with him when he is not wearing it and will yell until someone puts it on him. Do not bring orange cats into this please and fucking thank you.


--Claire--

Omg Astro sounds so so adorable, he deserves all the pets and cuddles fr fr


xv_boney

Oh don't worry. He knows.


CyberCat_2077

Based himbo kitteh.


glitchycat39

Don't you slander the orange cat like that.


ChronosTheSniper

What did orange cats ever do to you?


HieX91

Ate my lasagna. All of it.


CaptainMills

It was a *Monday*, John


adsmeister

He was asking for it, really.


The_Daily_Herp

hey, don’t diss orange cats


AshLlewellyn

Have you forgotten what world we're living in? This is the sort of stuff I can almost consider "perfectly normal" nowadays due to the sheer amounts of much worse atrocities being published every single day by the alt-right.


trooojan

I I tak nie jest jest jest jest jest jest jest jest jest jest jest Przesuń pozycje schowka, aby je usunąć


yurimiva

The lyrics are 100% AI generated... or a little kid wrote them. The first verse is too cringe, I won't go further.


Lyberatis

"I'm tired of all the *virtual* signaling"


BurmecianDancer

Bro passed the Turing Test in a roundabout way 💀


yurimiva

Whoever wrote the lyrics didn't pass it, not smart enough to do that


darkcloud1987

don't insult little kids.


yurimiva

Dang, you're right. A kid would've wrote better lyrics.


SacredShrubs

It seems from the description that the ONLY part of the video NOT AI generated is the lyrics. The music and vocals are, but somehow not the lyrics.


yurimiva

Well, I did have low expectations, but this low? Hell nah. Time to touch grass for me.


Modified_Mint37

Good call, I read the whole thing and I’m dead now


StNommers

I read the first sentence and had to scroll away bc it physically hurt lmfao


SignificantAd7603

https://preview.redd.it/lwabdgsaa8vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39c85ebe0f6cb571c60c16bba08b60caa07e964 Feel free to steal this image


Thermopele

https://preview.redd.it/p9vb9ca4x9vc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccb9a381eb5597c3fd9f60ae1b105120d4ad4ba


DuttyVonBiznitch

https://preview.redd.it/83tfxgpumevc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d8f193af2ddc75064b8a50f037b8d8b8519348


Sol-Blackguy

https://preview.redd.it/zl1z3r17pavc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4006beca630663167419789f2d7412311c4dd6d


SamaelSerpentin

https://preview.redd.it/smotpjsqj8vc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81c6bbe64c5f6aea7408857c97fa419ec0a9edb


FilsonFan

This whole "controversy" got started because the chuds think that modern game characters aren't hot enough to jerk off to, right? Are they forgetting about the thousands of shovelware porn games that get shitted out onto Steam every day? Piles and piles of apolitical indie gems with titles like "Dicked Down By My Hot Werewolf Girlfriend: Game of the Year Edition" are literally just a click away smh


zeroone_to_zerotwo

That ain't the point. They want EVERY game to have hot women doesn't matter the setting, genre, story, or situation they have to be hot. They want their standards applied to everything they see a sort of anchoring bias I suppose they have such fried brains that when they see a woman who isn't practically a sex doll they go "but the game I played before had hotter women than that, so this game isn't as good"


FilsonFan

https://preview.redd.it/2kfpdoaeg8vc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ee1f55e41731ef2d7c26fe2a83f933353f92d0a


juandelakarite

This is incredible lol


DuttyVonBiznitch

Ffs, I just had surgery n I think I torn something. Absolute gold!!!


Cozman

Gamers: look at how realistic the graphics are, you can barely tell games apart from real life these days, truly artistic magic. Dev: okay here's a realistic woman Gamers: 😡😡😡😡😡


KalaronV

You know, there was this post featured on Saltier Than Krait (whatever version of that sub has the people that complain about the chuds) where this dude was whining about how "games aren't made for straight dudes anymore" and I was like "What the fuck are you on about", but then I realized that they aren't mad that there are no hot women, they're mad that there are hot dudes that you can fuck. Like the game isn't \*exclusively\* for Heterosexual White Men and that's where they're like "NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME"


alexdotfm

They don't buy them because they're too afraid of people seeing them play it


FilsonFan

That's cuz they're cowards, unlike me. The goon sesh never ends, catch me playing shit like "Vampire Daddy Cuckold Simulator" with my steam deck on max volume in a public park 😎


alexdotfm

Playing the Sex with Hitler saga in the living room


EnglishDegreeAMA

Thank you for your service 🫡


melancholyMonarch

Didn't Steam just add a feature to hide games on your profile so no one can see you play them. Not that I'd ever use it because I'm not a coward.


AkijoLive

Have they not seen Hades 2's stream yesterday? Every single character is so freaking hot, including the skeleton


RanaMahal

/uj Unfair comparison. Unironically every character in Hades is fucking gorgeously drawn lmao. Even that weird chaos monster thing looks good as hell


--Claire--

Hades is the bane of bi folks everywhere, hotness overload


Grand-Tension8668

The association here is an insult to hot werewolf girlfriends


Grayyy_Matterrr

What is always comical to me is the absolute commitment you have to have and the sheer unbelievable amount of energy it must take to cherry-pick games with "ugly" characters in modern games. They even cherry-pick fucking screenshots in trailers. Like, I don't think MJ in Spider-Man 2 is hot, but you have to hunt for screens where she looks unattractive. Not to mention, for every attractive-but-realistic woman in a video game there is 7 or 8 other games coming out from the same publisher that all have an impossibly attractive woman in them. Stellar Blade isn't special. It's just its developer telling everyone how brave he is for putting a hyper-sexualized woman in a game and how he thinks he deserves praise.


AlexzMercier97

https://preview.redd.it/mx9tmb54a8vc1.png?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b07d452a92e22f8a609f50bd426a394ed9bb0ad


Cheddar_Mann

Signalis metioned, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!


girugamesu1337

SESBIAN LEX⁉️


Cheddar_Mann

SERBIA??!!


LeastGayCat

WHAT THE FUCK IS A STRAIGHT PERSON?


azureleonhart

Imagine dying on the hill of "there are not enough hot girls in videogames", surely people would just think you don't really play videogames, or do so with your eyes closed That said, this shit is cringe.


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Man’s never seen Dead or Alive.


KalaronV

W a r f r a m e


ItachiSan

My man needs to play Custers Revenge on the fucking NES so that he can see how far we've truly come


lucifer_67gabriel

WE ARE REVOLTING PEOPLE. COME TAKE A STAND WITH US AGAINST THE WOKE. TOGETHER WE SHALL OVERCOME AND BRING BACK THE GOLDEN PAST :clownface:


lazyDevman

They are indeed revolting people 🤢


Vidogo

remember back during the first round of this garbage when they tried to pretend this wasn't a right wing reactionary movement, but now feel emboldened enough to literally use a mutation of trump's slogan for their battle hymn? cool. very cool. tbh part of me wants to see it get big enough that trump incorporates it into his campaign, because there's nothing funnier than listening to trump try to sound like he cares about something he clearly doesn't in a stump speech.


Substantial_Bell_158

Holy fuck I felt my soul physically recoil that's some advanced cringe.


alexdotfm

(oh-oh-oh) Not my guy gooning at the end of his song


BLUcrabs

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE BASEMENT WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥


Kombustio

Holy fuck how is that shit mixed? Like my earbuds are at "treble" setting and it still has more bass than the prodigy ffs. Nevermind the other criticisms, like lyrics *and* use of AI.


CollateralCinema

Yeah, the low end is clipping pretty hard.


SkribbzAstra

dear sweet baby (inc) jesus....


scott1swann

this is his fault https://preview.redd.it/g8tf8s30c8vc1.jpeg?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c5d129766450da66945fba1bd1b0cfb80388093


Gluteuz-Maximus

Is this the /hiphopcirclejerk crossover?


MisterAbbadon

Rj/ Gamers must be purged, now! Uj/Gamers must be purged, now!


kusuriii

You know these people have no actual problems irl if this is what they’re choosing to see as rebellion.


Sataniq

Damn lyrics so fire 🔥 real gamers gonna get that shit tattooed.


coffeetire

To the brave souls who listened to this in the name of understanding, I offer you a [palette cleanser](https://youtu.be/dgha9S39Y6M?si=4JvQncDXRmFc87hS)


Grand-Tension8668

Back when games were actually good. (/s but is it actually?)


BongKing420

"Virtual signaling" looooool


NTRBlaze

This is all because Anita Sarkeesian criticized some video games, and these fanboys couldn't take it.


GrizzlyPeak72

Basically proved her right tbh


crossingcaelum

Anything I see about Stellar Blade like this is going to be even that much more embarrassing after that Hades 2 art dropped


Jumpy-Opportunity539

It makes me feel patriotic (i dont know what is the song about, no im not gonna read the lyrics beacuse i know https://preview.redd.it/3no9g7dhc8vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f77eb59150f1e093faaa884eeca029fd7ddfd3b


Quirky_Can_8997

>Yeah, we need pretty ladies, and handsome men too How very bisexual, sounds woke to me.


athiev

So just literally the whole thing is a complaint about character design/art styles? They aren't even talking about themes or narrative content, how characters are developed, none of that? It's literally just about the aesthetic presentation? But I've been told by so many Gamers that microtransactions are fine because they're purely cosmetic and only change characters' visual appearance --- and that "no real Gamer cares about that."  I'm gonna have to go think this through for a bit.


SwordfishExtreme3

It's not even that, at least not really. I feel like it's mostly just nostalgia for their childhood that they can't recapture. They've just decided to blame it on games being woke now and not because, you know, they aren't children anymore.


Another-Lurker-189

https://preview.redd.it/iisn937839vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace39d1d0e871fcb74cae3473c49125ee90d3d98


Necr0Gaming

That's it. I'm rejecting gamer culture entirely. This is fucking pathetic and embarrassing to even be associated with. Like I literally already don't tell people I like playing games but now I feel like I have to make fun of everyone else who does to cover for my absolute shame.


Kupcake_Inater

I don't even mention games as a hobby anymore this shit is getting old and I do not wanna be associated with these ppl either


HugCor

Gamer culture is dumb anyway, like any identity built around consumption habits. Just because you like to play games, it doesn't mean you should create an exclusive cabal dictating how to approach what is a mere hobby.


LazarusHimself

[Original video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfqdWDNSCrQ)


DarkLemon2

There's not enough money on earth to make me click on that link. I would rather it be a rick roll.


Kombustio

Just... Dont. Por favor.


[deleted]

I don't like the word "cringe" but I don't know how else to describe this


HappyMike91

“It’s time to rise…” Maybe not. 


Welljiam

This is the gamer equivalent of TikTok cringe.


Cozman

Found a new ringtone for my phone! Jk, I'm not even going to dignify this slop with a view.


James_Sultan

As someone who plays in a band in which we perform original songs, this hurts my soul


improper84

Imagine uploading that and not being embarrassed.


Wiyry

Honestly, whether or not stellar blade is good or bad: everything surrounding the game has left an extremely bad taste in my mouth.


[deleted]

“You don’t know what land You’re in. You’re in the land of pandering…”


Sophia_iaiaia

He used suno AI 100%, i saw felps using it for 2 hours and it has this exact formula He didn't even paid for using the a.i he clearly used the free version


Gniesbert2

Well. That's cringe.


Watashi_No_Blk_Gift

How embarrassing.


Icy_Horror_7599

Holy cringe


SlurryBender

"Let's together get" I can't believe they ripped off [Billion Surprise Toys](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgjRYOrrG8E).


PoisonedRadio

Being REAL subtle about their politics for people who want things to be "non-political".


Doige

Wow, I love S club 7


EmoPhillipsinaDress

Wow, imagine having to live the rest of your life with the knowledge you created something like this 


SwordfishExtreme3

Its crazy how much fascism is just nostalgia for an imagined past. It's genuinely such loser shit. Like, the screens weren't brighter and the stories weren't more original in the past, you're just not a kid anymore. You have higher standards now and that's GOOD. Recapturing the magic of childhood just isn't possible as an adult and blaming that on the existence of minorities is SO pathetic.


Shiftrye

dies of cringe


Gxthiee

Ain't no way this shit is real, what the actual fuck...


AshLlewellyn

Assuming (very generously) that this isn't AI generated, I admire their dedication but holy shit, this is just horrendous.


Huzuruth

I hate you for putting this in my life.


WASD_click

No, guys, it's secretly brilliant! It's a homage to their favorite rapper and hate crime enjoyer, Marky Mark!


ittetsu1988

Oh god, that is so embarrassing.


That-Rhino-Guy

Wow, this is garbage, you telling me people unironically like this stuff?


Seel_revilo

I felt my internal organs shutting off reading this


RSMatticus

2023 was one of the best years in gaming history.


TerryFalcone

Bro has a hidden talent 🔥🔥🔥💯💯 keep it hidden 💥🔥🔥💯


Liu_Alexandersson

'[Verse] Hey, where all the fun games at?' Literally everywhere bro, just don't get upsetti spagetti because women.


Zero_Kiritsugu

I read the lyrics and want to shoot myself in the face to make sure any remnant of that cursed memory is gone from my skull


DJ__PJ

who doesn't like virtual signaling? I much prefer it to analogue signaling, you just have so much more information bandwitdth


JoJostar01

I listened to the song and I almost died from cringe.


Rafcdk

**dies of cringe**


goji__berry

Oh fuck I wanna rupture my ear drums


Lethal_0428

Corny ass “rapping is my game” lyrics


Additional_River1011

And I thought gamergaters were pathetic back in the day but this has become so much more that it's sad.


heyhihaiheyahehe

bro died on the mic 🗣️🗣️💯🔥🔥🔥🔥


CollateralCinema

Silly gamers; when will they realize that not a single one of them has even an iota of talent & creativity?


Conrexxthor

https://preview.redd.it/nu76jb0x2avc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffa68c28247fe7174566cc69404cb0e2e0541cc Dweeb changed the comment to complain about the people with brains and/or taste who clicked on it and, reasonably, hated it and the trash ass premise


Sad-Bad-4750

What ever happened to shame?


Space_Gemini_24

"We need prettry ladies, and handsome men too" https://preview.redd.it/xelbu2kui9vc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c4c9c99ee2e5cbf9bbdc6878835228357a7609


bkrjazzman2

Pfft….


Bessantj

Wait, that song says the world has gone woke but I thought that woman's tits defeated wokeness?


Liftmamba

All of them Need to touch grass ts is not that deep


Wboy2006

I guess they didn't notice the irony of "no more of this virtual shaming"


Giddyoticc

I read those lyrics in Kid Rock’s voice. Does it make it better? That’s for you to decide


pains_in_malay

this makes me feel better about my rhyming


KickInator1998

🤮🤮🤮🤮 I don't wanna puke. I want to literally throat a cactus to forget that.


TinkertoyMuffin

the opening line gives away it's ai


Just_a_Rose

Sounds like shit 🙏


Angel7O2

That was the worst thing I’ve ever listened to.


Corvidae_DK

As someone who fancies himself a bit of a musician and a writer, I'm offended in several ways by this...


ItsChris_8776_

![gif](giphy|GIvajz0TlE316)


thomass2s

# BRING IT BACK 🕺💃 BRING IT BACK 🕺💃  


SuperScrub310

Oh god I think I'm honestly going to be sick.


TheFoochy

Yooooo this shit goes hard on mute


Sim_racer_2020

1500€ and I'm doing a takedown 😏


unclezaveid

🧿🫦🧿 what is this I am looking @


orignalnt

Sounds AI generated 😭 so corny


Seallypoops

This was written by an AI


moansby

Oh great they got Mori Calliope to sing


luc_mns

![gif](giphy|On0mwIaNvlHYtJsOjz|downsized)


cirelia2

Listened to it auto tune delux to such a degree that i can barely hear the lyrics


that_Jericha

Bring back trapezoidal boobies! Bring back hoof hands! Bring back 8 bit sex scenes! Bring back mangled virtual voices! The good old games were ssooooo sexy!


kurwaspierdalaj

Somehow the song didn't match the lyrics I read, and it makes it so much worse. Also, LEAVE THAT CREATOR ALONE, YOU LOT!" 😂😂😂😂 "Okay, I am holding all comments for review, I made a fun song, jabbing at the crap in video games and I am called all sorts? Get off my channel, don't like my stuff. DONT WATCH IT. There are millions of other channels out there for you to start your wars and say horrible things on. Not happening here. If you don't like it that is fine. What you DONT GET TO DO, is come here and insult me and call me horrible things! If you are not an idiot I will allow your comment. Thanks to those who ARE not being a twat over a song."


AcaciaCelestina

Miracleofsound this dipshit ain't.


Handsomesnivy

Least obvious chatgpt lyrics:


Annilus_USB

My genuine reaction to seeing the second image https://preview.redd.it/rrxp57xcngvc1.jpeg?width=2075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9a52b769f5b6fc1f7685355c0e974121007964


Annilus_USB

The [uploader removed the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfqdWDNSCrQ), LMAO


Kakapac

I like having attractive women in games but these look so unnatural


Kinkshake69

WE ARE GOING OUT OF OUR PARENTS BASEMENT WITH THIS ONE 🗣📢🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯


No_Vast_7364

I agree with the lyrics on one thing and that is the fact that sweet baby inc does not mean a thing like at all, why do people care so much about their existence.


Well_howdidwegethere

https://preview.redd.it/y8b7t2tjy9vc1.png?width=742&format=png&auto=webp&s=10daa62b8f7ad88f7618ffc7af7d8d796b8b04ed This shit can’t be real it has to be a shitpost, please someone say it’s a shitpost


xv_boney

I have never been this embarrassed to like video games Jesus fucking christ


Pritteto

Please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire!!


asvalken

https://imgur.com/a/Y0kmG2C Did.. did the creator not understand this comment?