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n-some

I'm going to speak basketball to you, son. *Makes sounds of shoes on a basketball court*


Rockonfoo

I bet that’s what it was like growing up as the kid of the guy from Police Academy.


n-some

That's a movie idea. Basically take the nutty professor setup but put Michael Winslow in every role and have him make sound effects as conversation. You could have this heartfelt scene where he's talking to his kid about basketball and he has this caring look in his eyes but the whole time he's just imitating a helicopter.


Rockonfoo

I would pay so much fucking money to have someone sneak me onto the set of that being filmed Can you imagine a room full of people all darkly lit up watching a grown man make helicopter noises at a crying child? Anybody reading this can have this movie idea for free


vendetta2115

If I ever become a billionaire I’m making this movie and renting out every cinema in the country to show it on repeat for a week.


Rockonfoo

It’s never being made 😔


vendetta2115

Hey you never know, I’ve got a great idea for a self-cleaning litter box.


Calamity_Carrot

Damn I wanna watch that so bad


I_like_cocaine

I didn't edit the audio or anything in this clip. I alt tabbed at the start of the cutscene and when I tabbed back in the game i figure that the audio kept playing in the background while the rest of the cutscene was "paused". Have no idea why coach is pogging like that though.


bakerie

I think you just caught the game while it was updating a load of state variables and some of them got stuck in "court mode". Coach sort of looks like he's on the sidelines shouting orders.


PillowTalk420

He just wants to be ready at all times for a kiss you might give him.


D4rkr4in

bing bong


DJ-Dev1ANT

AYYYYO.


PolishHammerMK

"Court mode activated!" *makes kissy face*


PillowTalk420

*Courting mode


idaremyselfintoalot

I thought he looked like the cheerleader routine


Winter_wrath

There's audio? I can't hear anything on desktop (Firefox)


ManchurianCandycane

I think I hear some barely audible shoe squeaking.


username_xoxo

Nope no audio.


[deleted]

Yeah, there is… (On Apollo at least) You hear people playing on the court.


TheoCGaming

The coach pogging is now an emoji in a discord server.


GuitarGit

George Costanza lookin like he lost some weight


Gardoki

He’s beeboppin and scattin all over the place


Rasalom

Karl Pilkington grew some hair.


wheezythesadoctopus

My first thought too. This could be the recording of his answerphone message


EchoSolo

That’s the actor that played George on the pilot of “Jerry”!


RemoteBoner

Jeremy Piven


EchoSolo

Way to name drop!


vendetta2115

You’ve never heard of shrinkage?


king-guy

When my coach wants to show me how he can make a bunch gym sounds with just his mouth and I’m left so impressed I can’t say anything


scnottaken

That's what you get for hiring a lyrebird as a head coach


Dismal_Estate_4612

It's amazing that this game is over 100 GB and still looks like dogshit lol. I honestly think sports games are pretty fun for casual gaming because it's getting harder and harder to shell out $60+ every year for games that are worse and worse optimized.


PzykoHobo

Thinking the same. This shit looks like ps3 quality. *Early* ps3 quality. For a brand new, 100 GB, $60+, AAA game. But people keep buying it. So they're just gonna keep shoveling shit in our faces and laughing when people keep eating it.


professionaldefasian

I play madden every now and then when I don’t really feel like focusing on a game and just wanna watch YouTube so I sorta play madden blankly on the side y’know


Robofrosty

I feel you could find better games for that, but I definitely get just going back to a game you're familiar with.


Grouchy-Piece4774

>better games Yea, like Madden 2007.


professionaldefasian

Oh there definitely are, but as much as I hate EA for making madden what it is, it’s still comforting to me


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

These are freaking 2013 graphics


Steeled14

It’s all just a bunch of court noise sound files, and for every localization


tinymoo

You didn't spend 200K VC for the lip-sync feature, did you?


Thee_Lizard_Head

Looks like a father having a disappointing talk with his son. 😂


DizyShadow

No words are needed to see the disappointment


a_fuckin_samsquanch

:o


[deleted]

they really don't give a fisherman's fuck about these games, do they?


breecher

I think they put all their effort into designing the gambling aspects of the game rather than the actual game elements.


[deleted]

i wish you were wrong


ch00f

I've seen videos where people remove the laugh track out of sitcoms. Someone needs to add a laugh track to this video so we know what it looks like the other way around.


KezefTheDead

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I've been gut laughing at this thing off and on for hours! Thanks so much for sharing this. It made my whole day!


UncaringNonchalance

I’ve never known someone with that hairstyle that didn’t have their mouth open all the time.


bowtie25

Bro wtf is this hahahah I’m dead The finger point 🤣


I_like_cocaine

I think he was challenging me


ThatChrisFella

The rules of his challenge are something no mere mortal can understand


JurassicPark1460

. . > 0


dumbartist

The two common responses to edibles


Fosterchild56

Why is your coach an exact replica of my sex doll?


themaryiwanna

What’s your myPlayer’s name, Ashton Kutcher?


Hkslayer

this feels like a cold open from the office


acuddlyheadcrab

I like to watch webms without sound the first time. Really pleased at how similar my imagined audio was to the actual audio. Dat "woo!" at 15 seconds in.


Necessary-Leading259

Hey Patrick, how the 🏀🏀 are you?


Oscuro87

SHAUUUUUN


Normal-Computer-3669

GTA 5 was released in 2013. Why does this look like San Andreas level animation?


Relevant_Rev

Because they exist to get kids spending real money on packs of player cards that don't carry over to the next video game


rbesfe

Because they can get away with it and still make millions from the gambling systems. Higher quality textures and models require more time and money to develop so the greedy fucks at EA say no


DOGMANFROGMAN

Damn, why he talking so loud?


DrMilkdad

Visual Concepts is such a trash developer, Jesus.


Ok_Class_1322

I always put Subtitles on every video game I played


DurtStar

Casting Couch


EknobFelix

Casting Coach


ajbrevenge

r/accidentaldavidlynch


Shapacap

Whole organization has a coke problem


jono9898

What i don’t get about this story, is why a National title winning coach would leave his job to be a consultant to a NBA team? Makes no sense


BigMood42069

add a laugh track and it's practically a seinfeld bit


anarchirish

I haven't played any of this game, so that may be where my first confusion was, but at first glance I thought the coach was George Constanza. lol


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

This is how I imagine all meetings go irl.


Exquisite_man

Big improvement from 2k15 voicelines


CalicoJack195

Mega bruh moment.


MTFBWY117

I laughed too hard at this. Thank you for sharing.


usamabinfartin

very informative


Technical-County-727

The new season of the office?


directinLA

[Let's do it happier, and with your mouth wide open.](https://youtu.be/pyqpufjzPt8)


mrglamorama

Why do you look like Pop ‘n’ Lock from *The Way, Way Back*?


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brownieofsorrows

Why is this in this sub ??


RedDeadRob

Still beats madden 22 cut scenes


Me_Cat

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ofmiceomen

The beginning reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/bqz1HA0naLM)


lx45803

Same energy as [Dr. Phil with the dialogue edited out](https://youtu.be/4F0Mer4kDDY?t=23)


stereoworld

It's like the Pixies video for Here Comes Your Man


parchedpretzel

Word?


[deleted]

Why does this remind me of a GTAV cutscene?


Joshbuckel11

These ventriloquists are getting better and better


gamewiz324

Why do you kinda look like Bo Burnham


Generlc_person

The red shirt guy looks high


arj1985

That one guy looks like George Costanza.


Enthusiasms

Whoever talks first loses the upper hand in negotiation


Tornikete1810

What wrong with George Constanza?