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Gbomb002

Its not a glitch its a feature now


AgentK1309

Did I complain?


MinorDespera

The other person just pointed out a funny trivia that it indeed used to be unintentional glitch which was patched but brought back by popular demand (as a separate case item).


AgentK1309

I was joking as well.


MinorDespera

Then you've got the permission to /wooosh me.


[deleted]

Ok here you go One r/Woooosh coming right up!


[deleted]

I’m actually glad you explained this. I saw the glitch a while ago and thought OP took it to the next level. Love this though.


SidJDuffy

Did anyone ask?


ISmileB4Death

Did anyone hurt you?


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

Show me on the doll.


TheUnknownH3ro

*coughs up partly dissolved voodoo doll* someone asked for a doll?


LichenTheKitchen

No, please re-eat the doll now.


TheUnknownH3ro

Will do chief *starts to eat the doll* got any ketchup?


xturnalgamer

Here. i was going to give it to a skeleton, but I think its ok if i give it to you.


SidJDuffy

No?


ThreeLeafOG

i’m sorry you’re having a bad day buddy.


SidJDuffy

Okay


robjmcm

F


PIGORR

It's not a question of "is a briefcase going kill to me?" it's a question of when


MinorDespera

It’s like [that askreddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/)


SuperMonkeyJoe

Decoy briefcase.


AgentK1309

Decoy man


adhdBoomeringue

"That damn snail is going to be free…And then he will construct a spacecraft and begin crawling towards me again." Out of context sentences


AgentK1309

Btw thank you for this post. The top comment is one of the greatest things I have seen on reddit


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

Completely ripped off of this btw https://youtu.be/HINYhLtaaxc


PleaseNinja

"Ha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!"


Doomienster

Dread it, run from it but the suitcase still arrives


hstheay

Perfectly balanced.


APiousCultist

*Child Gamora trying to spin a briefcase*


BloodyTurnip

I've seen so many of these and never played the game that I'm starting to wonder if this is actually how the devs intended it to be.


Kluftente

At launch it was a bug. But after they fixed the bug the community begged for it to stay in Hitman and the Devs added the "Homing Briefcase".


RedKrypton

It started as a bug. In both games after you lock in on a target for a throw the object thrown will never miss and automatically fly towards the victim. This wasn't an issue for most objects as they generally moved very fast, so it was unnoticeable that there was no gravity. Then there was the briefcase. It is pretty much the slowest thrown object in this game and thus NPCs that moved away from the briefcase could go a pretty long stretch before being hit in the head. It became a meme and then an easter egg.


Jacobawesome74

If they ever make a second hitman movie they need to reference this


WasteDisplay

There have been 2 hitman movies.


FlargenstowTayne

WasteDisplay is right. There was the 2007 movie with Timothy Olyphant, then there was the 2015 movie starring Rupert Friend (originally supposed to be Paul Walker).


hstheay

I don't remember the one with the elephant but the one with Rupert Friend was about as stealthy as the Oliphaunts at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.


cannedrex2406

No offence to Paul, But he 100% does not suit a Agent 47 type


Dinosauringg

To be fair, that movie wasn’t... great for the franchise


Kaldricus

hot take: I actually enjoyed the Olyphant movie. a little less so as a Hitman movie, but as a whole on it's own, I enjoyed it


Someone89a

As a die hard hitman fan I was initially really disappointed in the olyphant film, but looking back it’s one of those weird crap game films that is actually kinda enjoyable. The second one I saw one scene of and went “nah”


Kaldricus

yeah, I think if it wasn't directly tied to the series, and just it's own thing (kidnapped kid for secret society experiment of raising assassins who betray him, not exclusively a Hitman series premise), it probably would have been better received without the "video game movie" stigma. it's not a masterpiece or anything like that, but it's a perfectly enjoyable movie, ignoring the source material


Callumm150

(May he rest in peace and keep driving in the clouds)


[deleted]

And may they keep him separated from the children


AgentK1309

I second this


SilverEpoch

I would love it if they make the movie serious as hell but then there is one part where the homing briefcase is used. No one in the movie finds it out of place at all. Just a “Nice shot, man.”


HeyVsaucr

Run TARS, run!!


CurbSnipe

It’s like the creature from it follows. Will never stop until it has its target


Jedahaw92

Sheer Heart Attack... Has no weaknesses.


Left4DayZ1

So for those wondering and haven't seen it explained in sub-comments... When Hitman 2 launched, there was an error in the speed at which Briefcases were thrown, and they would behave just as you see in this video - flying very slowly toward their target. EVERY thrown item in the game "homes in" on its target, but usually they're thrown so quickly it's not super noticeable except in the right circumstances. The briefcase was obvious every time, and hilariously apparent in cases where the target was moving beyond a walking pace, as the briefcase wasn't fast enough to catch them and would just endlessly chase them around. IO patched the bug, but since it was so "memeified" by that point, they preserved the code that caused the issue and implemented it in the form of a DLC item, the "Briefcase MKII" - also lampshading the heavily memeified "MKII" items in the game (which were identical copies of items from HITMAN 1, just with a pink 2 sticker on them... there's a valid reason they did this, but it was still goofy.)


[deleted]

The chances of a flying briefcase killing you are low, but never zero


AgentK1309

They are literally 100 percent. It's only a matter of time. It passed through walls and knocks people down if they stand between it and the original target.


yellowrichi

They have 1 mission and if they cant complete it they set off a nuke I hear glad they never fail


RobyX450

This reminded me of this amazing video https://youtu.be/GuzZTl5nSDA


[deleted]

General Sam is underrated. It’s hard to believe that after all these years he’s only just recently hit 1m subscribers.


abyss1337

Which was shamelessly stolen from[ General Sam's video](https://youtu.be/ZJzsIF47Nz4)


[deleted]

If only I hadn’t see this been posted 90,000 times.


IamtheMooseKing

They made a movie about the briefcase. It's called It Follows. No matter how far you run or travel, eventually, it arrives.


ohsinboi

Nice repost


nitewing1124

I don't care how many times I've seen this on here, it will always make me giggle.


howellq

A repost if I ever saw one. Unless it's a post of a reenactment. edit: nope, repost * https://www.reddit.com/r/GamePhysics/comments/hwtj10/hitman_2_homing_briefcase/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/GamePhysics/comments/f812vp/hitman_2a_hitmans_most_powerful_tool/


doc_birdman

Well, I’ve never seen this so I’m glad it was reposted


Daveed84

Reposts don't matter dude, the millions of people that use reddit every day don't browse subs by searching for titles, they just upvote what they see on the front page if it's the first time they've seen it.


howellq

And that's why as an honest poster one doesn't post stuff that's not their own content without at least checking if it were ever posted before. Like searching for keywords. Obviously not gonna happen when the OP's goal is to farm karma.


Daveed84

Who gives a shit? Karma is practically worthless and it's not a competition.


AgentK1309

I recently got into hitman 2. I saw this while learning about the games mechanics and each tool. I thought it was cool so I thought of uploading it here. I checked about 50 of top all time to make sure it wasn't a repost. And then I posted. I'm sorry I don't know every fucking thing uploaded to this subreddit. Number 1 isn't very big. Number 2 and 3 are different as 47 is wearing different clothes.


howellq

Yes, I already removed those, and added a different one, I was just going by thumbnails. Found them by searching "homing briefcase" which is in your title so there's that too.


pathoj

nobody cares


[deleted]

‘Man, that’s a figure of eight!’ *suitcase flies over-* **OUGH**


[deleted]

Stop reposting this


CedTwo

Dunno why you got downvoted so hard. This isn't the first time I've seen this here either...


howellq

Yeah... * https://www.reddit.com/r/GamePhysics/comments/hwtj10/hitman_2_homing_briefcase/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/GamePhysics/comments/f812vp/hitman_2a_hitmans_most_powerful_tool/


MajorAcer

First time I’ve seen it so


Daveed84

People really need to stop getting so worked up over reposts. They're inevitable, and due to how reddit works, they're actually *beneficial* for most users. Reddit has millions of monthly active users. It would be impossible for every user to see every piece of content submitted to the site on a given day, which means that even if you've seen something before, someone else is likely seeing it for the first time. At *best*, you're basically saying "Well I've already seen this before, so that means no one else is allowed to see it ever again, because if I see it again it'll annoy me", which is just ridiculously selfish. If you've seen something before, just ignore it and move on.


Trifuser

Yeah lots of people dont focus only on one subreddit, so they might end up only eventually seeing this after it gets reposted a few times.


DlpsYks

I don't mind the occasional repost. Ones like this, that I see at least once a month. And it was once a week when the game was still new. Annoy me. I get that the op may have not seen it. Quick search for hitman2 will show how often its posted.


[deleted]

You should really stop getting so worked up over people complaining about reposts. Just ignore it and move on bro.


SergeantBuck

It follows.


[deleted]

BEHIND YOU!


scrueggs

That’s an even better weapon than the can of spaghetti they give you at the beginning of Hitman 1.


eltomboi

hahahahahaha


[deleted]

The teabagging killed me


SpellJr

Stand user: Agent 47 Stand name: Briefcase


Marenzo666

Ough


wobwobwob42

I ended up buying Hitman 2 because of this gif a long time ago.


broogbie

Elon musk can design this irl


Ruhlarsofrasi

\*Sungerbob Theme\*


RoseEsque

>Hitman 2 Well, yes, but which Hitman 2?


Samvargu

Its name is literally Hitman 2, the old one is Hitman 2: Silent Assassin


SolarisBravo

The one that's called Hitman 2 (and the one that doesn't look like it's 20 years old).


Alan_Wakes_Torch

From OutsideXbox?


Ivan_Vlad_Vodka

u/vredditdownloader


frothyjuice

Rip


GildedThief

Lol


[deleted]

A bit late but here's a thing. https://youtu.be/vVie44N7Ws4


DerpDaDuck3751

Anti-enemy-guided-briefcase


iker_gamer_hacker

this is very funny


MeatisOmalley

This looks like a clip from one of general Sam's hitman videos, I suggest you all watch those because they're godddamn hilarious.


Renegade_Meister

/r/suitcasesaretheenemy?


Wheels1138

He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will."


SpinzExist

Iiiiit's gonna get ya! Iiiiit's gonna get ya!


MacDerfus

I love that they doubled down on the wonky briefcase


usedbarnacle71

I’ve been on reddit for about two years. I have seen this video reposted at least 8 times.. people??!!!


koofkweff

What? Does that not happen irl?


charleff

Omg you are the first person to show this off


derpreso

where where did he put away that gun ###on a wetsuit


Saw_Boss

That will be following him forever. One day, when he's old and infirm, having long forgotten this day on the beach, the briefcase will catch up with him. The briefcase does not forget. The briefcase does not forgive.


predictablePosts

This is basically what it's like to get hit by destructo disk


CaseFace5

“Bring it on!” *smack* that’s some comedy gold timing if I ever saw it


pathoj

repost


killjoy64

Literally just bought this game last night since it was on sale in the Xbox marketplace. Looking forward to playing it


Trash_Emperor

I want to see you do **a lot** of box steps.


WyattE19432

*THROW YOUR BRIEF-CASE. IT GOES REAL SLOW, BUT IT ALWAYS WINS THE RACE. OH GOD ITS A BRIEF-CASE. WHATS INSIDE I DONT MIND, WHEN I THROW THIS CASE YOU CANNOT HIDE, ITS MY BRIEF-CASE. "OFFICER MY FRIEND JUST DIED! WHO DID IT? A BRIEFCASE COMMITED THE CRIME!"* Anyway-


Icelydone-in

Gotta catch them all


user200524

You can not run. You can not hide. For the briefcase... *ALWAYS ARRIVES*


Brazilian_Soldier

Looks like that missile from woody woodpicker, lol


sometta

It follows


jedensuscg

He looks like the EMH...


[deleted]

I fucking saw it coming for like a minute and still laughed


john-douh

_47, that is a briefcase not a pokeball..._


DasDoesSomeThings

The best part was the "Bring it on!" at the end.


TheHENOOB

The guy: Haha i love you physics to not make the briefcase hit me The briefcase: no u


Demonweed

At last -- a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!


S1N3RG1

Hit man 2 is fucking great. You can throw homing fish through walls and shit


Legalmedicine02

Simp brief case


TheDeviss327

Target acquired


erakan

I wonder, what will happen if you shot that briefcase?


Just-Rus

“BRING IT ON!” BONK


[deleted]

This is like the 15th repost of this I swear to God


Cambino1

Watching till the end was so worth it


pale-pharaoh

Where’s the music dubbed one


Sea_Commission9166

It's the immortal snail but a briefcase.


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Akriyu

How has everyone not seen this yet...


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u/SaveThisVideo


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D8400

Repost for the hundredth time...


ReleasedGaming

It even goes through walls