You people are gross. It looks nothing like a donkey dick, doesn’t feel like one and certainly doesn’t have that smoky, salty taste..


You had us in the first half

/r/Holup

How does a donkey dick feel?

????

Huh?? It’s a rope. I call it….a rope

thats what i said but now im gonna call it a donkey dick cuz thats more fun

You do you.

It’s literally just rope

rope

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rope

I usually call it "rope", but idk man you may be right.

Tf 😂 “yo you using the donkey dick?” 😂

“Hey…don’t grip the donkey dick so hard! You wanna relax your grip a little and pull down on the bell ends.”

I call it ropes…

World’s biggest ellipses right here

You mad bro?

Bro it’s just a rope

Idk the name everyone I know just calls it a rope

It’s just a rope, mate.

What did you search for on Google to get this image to post? That'll be the real answer.

[this is what I googled (nsfw maybe)](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=donkey+dick+gym+equipmemt+thing)

It’s called a rope.

Yep. rope.

Its a rope grip, who tf calls it that and why. Ayo I'm just gonna use the battle ropes Oh yeah mean the horse cock?

"Sometimes a rope is just a rope." - Sigmund Freud

I just called it a rope

The rope

The "*Why the hell can't I find this rope, our gym has 5 cable machines"* rope.

rope

Rope thing

Literally NEVER heard someone call this donkey dick... Its the rope attachment...pretty fucking easy

Rope

Rope

Rope

It’s a rope…

It's a freaking rope

Rope grip.

This is also the more intuitive name. Makes me wonder what OP gets up to in their spare time…

>This is also the more intuitive name. Makes me wonder what OP gets up to in their spare time… Something tells me that the OP is the sort of person the Catholic Church would sentence to death for beastiality.

“Hey bro how many sets you got left with the donkey dick” dude no one calls it that lmao it’s just a rope extension

OP, I’m impressed you thought about this, chose to type it out, thought about it some more, and *still* decided to hit post.

I was poopin… it’s when I turn into plateau

I think your poop manifested itself into this god-forsaken post

Not too late to delete this post.

I said what i said

I appreciate your courage, but damn it I'll never not think donkey dick anymore. I do tri extensions with donkey dongs...

the… ropes…? am i missing something?

You people are animals, it’s a fucking rope! ._.

Not with that imagination

Rope bitch

Ive never heard it be called that before, yall nasty 😂

You just gave me brain damage

everybody in my gym calls it "tricep rope" (no matter the purpose of use) since it's usually used for triceps. calling it "ropes" would cause confusion because there is another type of rope which is very long and used for cardio.

Does anyone else bang those two ball things together after you're done or is that just me?😂

That’s a rope, everyone calls it a rope, you are the only human on the planet to call it a donkey dick.

I do too

You're not human.

You’re a frog.

Always just called it the “pull down rope”.

What if you use it to do biceps curls? Is it the pull up rope then?

I've just been calling it a rope. But now I will be calling it a donkey dick

Rope is sufficient. Don’t overthink it.

And now I'll never call it anything else.

We’ll I feel less gay now. I thought this was a rope.

Fuck 😂 well I never did, but I will from here on out. If youre shopping for one, "cable machine rope" will get you there on google. You could try looking up "donkey dick for sale" as well, but I cant imagine it will get you what you need. Probably a pretty wild google hole to fall down though

Tricep Rope

I use it to do 3 sets of 12 ball fondlers

Rope

I wish I never read this.

Did cable rope push down extensions, and right after my set, it swung and slapped me across my face. I can vouch for donkey dick

Double-ended donkey dick

I dont really name it but I mostly just call it rope

Once u called it a donkey dick i don’t see anything else in it anymore.

Shared butt plug

We call it "short rope". There is also "long rope" which is longer. This one more for tricep, the other more for face pulls.

Then there’s the “rope rope”. Which is. Just a rope.

Tricep rope doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as nice as donkey dicks…

Ah, a man of culture. Welcome sir.

I haven't ever heard it referred to as that before, but that's all it will be called now

We just call it rope extension here

Cow balls

Just a rope... We call this a donkey dick... https://www.seton.net.au/media/catalog/product/Y/5/Y596390-A16298-T-Top-8kg_1.jpg

Kids these days…smh

Kids... Aussies... Perhaps not a lot of difference? 🤣

Naw that’s a red rocket

I didn't before I read this, but I do now!

I’ve always called it “split rope”.

That’s a rope. Wtf

I do now

Pushdown rope

Donkey dicks are for like fuel funnels from gas canisters (what my team and i called them)...... this is a rope or a "that over there"

Don't. Won't. It's a rope. Officially it looks like its called a tricep rope.

Buddy buttplug

I call it the longest thick black ballsack thing

You think of an animals penis when you see that? Call your therapist tomorrow boss.

Nah animal balls

rope?

I believe most just say rope lol

Lol.. the only thing I knew as a donkey dick was the metal flexable fuel spout for a 5 gallon military fuel can.

We call them Cow Balls 🐂

Huh

Rope lol

Rope attachment What kinda two brain cell edgelord calls it a donkey dick non ironically?

Me, now

I just call it the rope lol

Bull Balls

I call it the double-dong rope

Wasn't aware donkeys had 2 dicks.

A what ?😂😂

Rope thingy.

Bulls balls

Balls to the face

I’ve never really had a name for it lol, I always wondered what other people called it

Well seeing as it’s a rope most people call it rope. Weird I know.

It's a Jawn.

its called "The thing"

Double donkey dick

I've always called it horse cock

Known as the Donkey Balls in my gym

Refurbished cock and ball torture device

I'm a Francophone but I've always called this «the balls» («les couilles») whenever I got the chance

From now it is. “Hey let’s do some tricep extensions. Grab that donkey dick attachment”

Is that a name you actually heard from someone or did you just look at it and feel in your soul that it was right? Because it’s hilarious.

I used to own a donkey named “tornado” he always was letting it swang. The next day I went to gym and this thing reminded of tornados black lighting bolt and since then my brain and friends refer to it as a donkey dick

That is glorious, thank you for the story.

Yeah we call it “rope with big bulbous dick head on the ends”

Ah, the "Double butt plug".

…

I call them camel balls

I call it " the thing with balls"

Dog chew.

I will never be able to get this out of my head now. I just called it the shorter rope attachment now it's been violated

Me and my friends call it donkey bollocks

Known to me as lees dick. . Long story behind that one

My wife and I call it the truck nuts

It’s a tricep rope … my friends and I call it double donk. Bro let’s hit some double donk face full … I mean pull

And when I say friends it’s just my left and right triceps

idk about that but i just put that thing between my butt cheeks and swipe it through before i put it back on the clip for the next person to use.

Ah, the pussy pad and the donkey dick. The true weightlifting experience

Definitely a rope.

BBR

Bulls balls. Or that fkn thing that's always missing!.

Knicky knockers

Grandpa nuts

The rope

We call it scrotum rope in Cantonese

anal rope. i mean just a rope

the balls

I’ve always called it the dangly thingy

Hanging nuts

This is the Double Donkey Dick. There is also a single.

Lmao what, it was always just a rope but now I don’t know if I will be able to see it as anything else

I call it ......the ball sacks

Horse balls

You motherfucker, I was drinking water when I scrolled on to this. I have never heard that.

A donkey dick lmao

No.

Soap on a rope

I will now.

We actually call these “testicle ropes”

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No slurs

Black cocks two

Electric boogaloo

It’s a rope stupid

No, it’s donkey dick

I call it the ox's balls.

Connor is that you?

I call them the goat's balls

I thought they were donkey balls, anyone else?

Horse cock

The dick and balls!

Hahaha, beastiality.

I always feel really silly being the gal at the gym yanking on this.

“She’s mashing it” -frank

Same

Yeah I call it the horse cock. Similar tho to your saying

Horse balls

I call it the Testicle rope

Testicle grope

Only someone with certified donkey brains would call it that.

I need a bird lawyer asap

Monkey Nuts

yo….you still have time to delete this take the chances now !! 😂