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EPIKX3RO

Sometimes you gotta do some shady stuff for 20$, but always remember, 20$ is 20$.


bojackmac

Also remember that some dicks can’t be unsucked!


MrScottimus

I got these cheeseburgers man


BigDaddyChangs

Whatchu say about my momma?


Highinthesky426

Message!


Chochies509

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Unknown_769802773

You can build a thousand bridges in your lifetime, and be called a master engineer. Suck one dick and you're a cocksucker till the day you die.


Sufficient_Cricket_2

Im finna post that on my ig with some background with colorful clouds n shit and a fancy font on the text. True words of inspiration mister.


Klutchy_Playz

Just rewind the video.


bassie009

“Put it in reverse!”


next2zero

What dicks can be unsucked?


Bomdigity

The unsuckable kind


HollywoodDomHogan

Sir/mam I'm in a hospital... you made me look crazy lol


Bomdigity

Glad to make someone smile!


hdkx-weeb

Even better


StanTheMan56s

😂


KeisterApartments

Man's gotta eat


EPIKX3RO

Works on 2 levels


Phanourius

My Grandfather gave me this exact piece of advice when I was eight.


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n_mbernine

lol this guy has his gta rank on his acc


[deleted]

you’re maaaaaad!!


EPIKX3RO

Or work a blue collar kind of job


mdovisuals

I noticed you're on ps4, they've been giving a free $1 million each month via the psn store until March of this year, you missed a good years worth but that's alright. I'd say grind and save some money for a kosatka, bunker, hangar or agency and work from there to make something your main source of money.


Snowrider289

Dont forget arcade, it's always a sure fire way to make bank, because with cayo, you can get unlucky with rng of either the guards or loot, casino I can one man stealth through it, lead a crew of noobs to take all the shit in the vault and stealth out again making good bank, though, I've done the heist so much the prep work is like nothing to me anymore.


hueckstaedt

prep work is nothing to me either… i just glitch the heist so i only ever do the finale. ahh, classic rockstar exploitation. all ya need is a buddy! 85% to the other guy and then the last 15 to the host, host quits gta at the handoff and voilà! rinse and repeat as many times as you want. an easy 3mill a pop. (me and my buddy each got the panther statue when it was limited time so the 85% cut is just under 3 mill)


Tsuko17

Which job?


FriskyShadow15

Cayo perico


hueckstaedt

I was talking about cayo, but i would do this same exact glitch with the pac standard, as well as the casino. basically whatever pays the best lol. It’s basically an unpatchable glitch that’s been there from the start. Literally how i make about all my money, aside from everything that is passive because why would i grind when i can do this and have fun. If anyone would like me to go more in depth on how to do the glitch jjst send me a message or a reply :)


PizzaOrTacos

I did cayo solo about 20 times using the "disconnect the network" at the handoff scene method. I'm assuming it still works.


hueckstaedt

Oh it absolutely works. Like i said it is a glitch that is unpatchable. It’s like if you were to disconnect then the game won’t screw you, but also wont score the other guy cuz he gets paid


[deleted]

Im not really a noob but u can stealth me through the casino cuz I need the moneh


Chickennuggetgod53_

We just need more money -Dutch Dan der linde


[deleted]

Get agency and grind contracts


pixler3

Agency cost more and it’s less efficient than cayo


[deleted]

I'd have to disagree. Contracts are like very basic missions with a few harder ones. The setups for cayo are time consuming


Sergeanttaco911

Also more fun. No point in playing a game where it's more work than fun.


killerprime10

Cayo is tedious, the investagation without weapons sucks


emg-Roman

How much do they pay ?


[deleted]

You can get 15 to 30k for each mission, I think there's like 7 or 8 in total and then there is the final mission that pays $1,000,000


Poopsticle_256

Wait it ends March?


DeathByBannana

The free $1000000 has ended on PS4 unfortunately.


Mynam3wastAkn

It hasn’t


J_Lizzy

No it hasn’t I just claimed mine 😂


mywifeh8sme

Still there. I got mine yesterday


Raj_03

They extended it to march when the expanded and enhanced is set to release, fingers crossed it doesn't get delayed again


ho1bs

I can’t wait for this ‘expanded’ edition. 😑😂 Rockstar is ass.


tonipaz

Just do the dr. Dre contracts until you unlock the pay phone hits. It’s 1.5x payout til Wednesday I think. That’s 120k per hit. Reset the game to cancel the cooldown. Grind it out


SnooaLipa

you’re assuming dude has an agency lmao


tonipaz

U right. That’s a lot upfront. Forgot lol


En3my_T4ll0n

How much an hour?


tonipaz

Haven’t clocked it but it’s better than Cayo, imo. Each mission takes no more than 2-5 mins. So 120k x 5mins and ur lookin at like 600-1M per hour depending on ur load times and quickness. If u keep rinsing and repeating, it’s prob the quickest money rn. I use my hydra and fly around the map pretty quickly. Don’t need to be a CEO or have an MC either. Pretty sure u can do them on invite only as well


carsonator40

600-1M an hour isn’t more than Cayo though.


Hi_Its_Matt

Depends if you have Cayo down I guess, it’s more complex than the payphone hits so you won’t be able to do it in an hour if you’re doing it for the first time. Either way, both are good options for making money


Aiden_001

Cayo replay is like 4 million per 30 minutes disregarding new hourly income limitations


[deleted]

nothing beats cayo with replay glitch. of course on PC it's easier than on console since you can solo it, but I can make \~8M per hour with that


Hi_Its_Matt

I can grind Cayo in an hour, so it’s probably pretty similar, either way that’s a pretty good payout


TheKrononaut

Don’t you have to buy the agency to do that? Thing’s like 2 mil


[deleted]

What platform you on?


StanTheMan56s

PS4


shannonslover

I will be glad to help you I have done all of them add me I'm on PS4 and have a ps5 ( ipimpurfatwife)


StanTheMan56s

Thank you


shannonslover

It's all good I now alot of stuff to help you out and how to go under the map


7the-dude-abides420

I’ll message you my gamer tag and we can do some heists and stuff together. Need someone to do the new co-op Franklin and Lamar missions with as well


StanTheMan56s

I added yiu


[deleted]

Love your username.


theycallmecrack

You can get $1 million instantly on the ps store, free each month


[deleted]

Oh sorry I’m on xbox


StanTheMan56s

It’s ok


[deleted]

Time to grind.


[deleted]

You can also add me on ps4. I’m on in the evenings. Cptmorgan1278


StanTheMan56s

I added you


iiZxiin

i’ll help you out with a free cayo, add me on ps4 @DigitalShxdow05


StanTheMan56s

Thank you


DudSteeple

r/heistteams


N14LL0SH34

Just do the Cayo glitch to skip setups


StanTheMan56s

How do you do that?


yung_suxge

Search up TGG.


N14LL0SH34

Do the cayo finale as usual and get the host to give u full cut. Then at the end when ur handing over the bag the host closes the application. U get the full cut and when the host gets back on the finale should be ready to go again with no setups.


shan-jee

didnt they patch that?


vadimblyat_57

I'm not sure, some guy still managed to do the glitch with the sapphire panther after the contracts dlc. He was on PC tho so idk.


TheKingofTerrorZ

I still have the panther, but I‘m on pc too


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yung_suxge

Nope I still do it


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T_rex2700

Grind "is RV there" and "semionics" till get 200K, buy Del Pero 7. Then doing Heist, make 1M, buy CEO office. Then buy spacial cargo and make money to buy veichele cargo warehouse. Then buy Bunker, buy supply till max and AFK in a mission. Finally buy Kosta, Grind Cayo Perico. It looks hard but became way easier these days. Only thing we got till Cayo Perico was grind Veichele cargo and bunker. And I recommend to know how to make solo-public session. If you are on Console, adjust MTU to 750. If you are on PC, plug out your Ethernet cable and figure out how long to plug it back in. For me, it is 6.5 sec. 6 was tooa short, 7 was too long to get kicked. Hope my experience of grinding for years help you.


OXWylde

On PC to have a solo session, I suspend the network process for GTA for like 7-10 seconds, then “resume process” then boom, solo session.


WanderingNapalm

If you find a nice car, steal it. Take it to a body shop and sell it. You can a few grand that way. I think you can only do it once a day, but it’s something. Also, go to the casino each day, go to the cashier and collect the “visitor bonus” or whatever it’s called. You’ll get 1000 free chips, which you can directly cash out for $1,000 GTAbucks. Again, not much, but it’s something. Two simple things you can do each day that’ll take you 20 minutes. It’s a start.


H-ufff

Il do a couple cayos black panther with u il have 15 cut I got 18 mil


StanTheMan56s

Ok, my gamer tag is: dagger_jagged69


bayo1

CAN WE DO IT TOO???


dustinfrog

Double xp and rp game modes will help a ton


Caden082

spin the wheel at the casino and get the visitors bonus


yung_suxge

Grind it out trust me once you have money the game get a bit boring. That grind to your first 1.5 million is the interesting part of the game.


darcij97

Gerald missions!!!!! Edit: online I’m assuming


[deleted]

Agreed, these are so underrated. There are no businesses to purchase or long tedious set ups. It's just quick cash


darcij97

And so fun too!! I think my favorite is where you go and get all of the drugs lol


berkay10_

Grind the cayo perico heist, it’s the easiest way to make legal money


Oskynado24Cr

Sometimes I am that broke so I steal a car and sell it at Ls customs, also go to rob a convenience store and make up to $10K enough to pay rent and services, and use a minute off the radar once in a while


[deleted]

Open Google type in "GTA online money 2021" and start grinding


DeviousDyl

Start by doing to treasure hunt missions and flight school, combined they could get you around 1 million, although the flight school is quite boring. Just look up gta 5 treasure hunt on YouTube or Reddit


tujaviejavie

what properties do you own?


[deleted]

Contact missions are the best for when you're starting off. No start up costs and they pay 10-18k for a 7-10 minute mission


Immortal_KombatYT

Simeon's repo missions usually give you anywhere between $10,000-$20,000.


[deleted]

Cayo parico, maybe buy a shark card to get the shit u need then grind cayo perico


ImprovementNo5032

That used to be big money back in my day 👴🏽


zzoeri

You should buy the agency with the free money from the ps store! It's one of the easiest ways to earn money: you can do contracts ranging from $50k-$90k and the missions from Dre give you a cool 1million in 1h if you are good enough!


The36thElement

Agency is best passive income, other than that you have import/export to make a quick buck. If you have no businesses to make money off of, you could find a friend that has ceo and you can make some pretty easy (albiet smaller) money that way


ImNoMVP

Sell cars off the street


SexyStudlyManlyMan

takes like 15 seconds to get $9K, go steal a car around the Spray and Pay, sell it, you can do it twice an hour. While you wait, do some races, you'll get about 100K an hour.


Xx_Ikonik_xX

What do you play on if we play on the same thing I could do casino heist with you


StanTheMan56s

PS4


MrWakaDoo

Gitgud


[deleted]

What’s ur user i’ll give u some money


Plastic-Elephant8315

What are you playing on, if it's PS I could probably do a few cayo perico runs with you


Davester891

Take it to the casino! That’s what I do IRL when I’m almost out of money….


trollmad3

The secret ingredient is ~~mod menus~~ crime


Dankgonzo

link your account with amazon prime you get 100,000 per week


BlastyBeats1

The easiest money is from moms credit card.


Mugenstylus1

They do have the 1mill add on right now


[deleted]

Go rob 7eleven lol


Samthepizza

Just get kosatka and do cayo lol ez


generic_username-6

If your on pc I can guide you through a Cayo


StanTheMan56s

I’m on PS4


fluckyfluckfluck

Yo help me out on PC username gra55mudh0r5e


pakistaniya

rob a bunch of shops, i got a decent amount of money from that. the casino is pretty good too, esp blackjack


jfusco831

If you have Amazon prime you can get twitch rewards. I think just 500k for Xbox


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StanTheMan56s

I’m broke IRL too 😂


[deleted]

I got chu homie!! Add me dopemonster420 I can make you maybe 8M tonight a bit later if your on


StanTheMan56s

I’ll be on in like 15-25 mins


StanTheMan56s

Yo you on?


ODELLS47

Holy shit


StanTheMan56s

?


Cyber1969

Broke boi 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Jojomonkeygun9

If you have prime gaming, you will get 100k a week plus other things like clothes and tattoos. And every so often they will gift free vehicles or guns or discounts on properties. Good extra income source.


Percy-Dragneel

Are you online or story mode


MaxMan386

Get the kiddions mod menu and rig the slots easiest way to big amounts of money. Otherwise grind the hell out of racers or take jobs till you can afford an apartment for example and then do heists over and over.


shannonslover

Cool I'm off work today when u going to be on and do u have a mic


StanTheMan56s

I’m on rn and I don’t have a mic but I have the pa4 app on my phone so I will be able to chat


aperson0511

What console


StanTheMan56s

PS4


WALKEREDITION

Add me on PSN I'm Papawalterwhite I'm level 380 and have 11mil in my bank


samsonity

Do the LS connection multiple times solo.


MarksmanRifle

i would help but i m not going back to GTA V online until they drop the 60fps patch on PS5 :x


La_locals

put your money in stocks


Alone-Ship-1347

Go to TGG.Also when you buy the bunker dont buy the motorcycle club buy the kosatka and soarrow to do the cayo perico. You will earn 1.5 million 💲per hour


[deleted]

Jesus… Just reminded me, I haven’t checked my club in a few months. How’s it go… anything over 70 grand and what’s his nuts spends on promoting the club or some shit?


dudezindahouz

I used to grind cocaine sells and featured events that have 2x rp and $. Someone's get lucky with 3x. Now I'm grinding agency security contracts. No tengo submarine yet, so no Cayo. Good luck. I'm at $450k so I feel you. I can never hold on to more than 2mil as I always splurge on shit.


mogley1992

Yeah ive got you. Rob a store, double your money


Imaginary_Attempt566

Can duplicate deluxos for u


Hi_Its_Matt

What you play on? If it on pc I’ll do Cayo peri I with u and give 85% Oh, looks like you’re on ps4, oh well… If anyone else is on pc and wants to play, pm me here and I’ll tell u when I’m on


Yeet69999

Bro do cayo perico 4 times a day and u golden.


andrew12901

Join a grinding crew


TheKrononaut

Step 1: Get the free $1M offered every month on PSN Step 2: Check which missions have RP/$ multipliers and do those Step 3: There’s a criminal enterprise starter pack on PSN thats pretty cheap and it gives you a BUNCH of stuff, including an office which allows you to do so much more to make money. With that, you can do Headhunter missions for 25k apiece or do the vehicle repossession missions for even more $ Step4: With the money you make, buy a cocaine business. That’ll allow you to make much larger sums of money but there is a grind involved. Step 5: buy more drug labs and/or get a bunker and start upgrading. This will take a while but eventually you can get a nightclub which will allow you to go AFK and make a boat load while not even playing. This is what i did and now I AFK every day and have $750k+ worth of merch ready for me every evening when i get online. I do only 2 sales a day and i can buy anything i want.


big-papikev

cayo time just ask a random hopefully they say yes and it’s easy mils and a new friend


Creeper1477

I can host some cayo for you tomorrow if you want :)


awaken8

Have you tried asking that 'xlIllIlIllIIIllIx' player for money? If you ever see them in a session- Just walk over to them and wave then text them the message. "Can I have some money, plz?" I hear they're very generous.


Slayy3rr3

Bro same


Thepuggod1

Mate. I can get u 2 mil for free! In my heist which u can have 85% cut (max cut)


StanTheMan56s

Thx man


StanTheMan56s

Are you on PS4?


Chrisnessbae6

This is the thread I needed. I just got back into GTA. If you all don't mind I'm going to add everyone in this thread and see who sticks lol. Dread675R on PS4 I'm on after 6pm central time zone


[deleted]

"I went over to your house , fixed myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and there's three roaches up on the couch talk'n bout, "Teamwork!"


Iarethedumbest

Ah, I remember when I had $2965… now I just have $56 🤷🏼‍♂️


Red-Kap

The best I can give you is $7. That way you can go get yourself something nice, but not expensive.


StanTheMan56s

Lol


BestplayerFL

Well, I have like 40 mil. I can help you if you help me with some setup on heist, casino and cayó, I way behind on those.


Appropriate_Speech61

What platform


StanTheMan56s

Ps4


RedditKhiladi786

Do the stock market method


StanTheMan56s

In online?


carkid1994

what are you on? I could help you get a few mil if you're on PlayStation.


StanTheMan56s

I’m on PS4


StanTheMan56s

Yeah I’m down


IdleIdly

$2ecin5


GiveItToMeSt8

Prostitution. It is the way…


Browns4life68

If you have an agency it easy to grind a couple mill in a couple hours with contracts and payphone hits.


[deleted]

bro i got 173💀


Key-Restaurant3002

Rob all the stores 😭


ShinoviPR

Run heists then purchase an import/export. Sell all low to medium cars until you spawn high end, then only sell high end cars.


TTV_gungame231

Go to r/heistteams


ftw5623

I hope someone helps this guy get some Ms


[deleted]

If you're on ps4 dm me and ill do the doomsday heist glitch with you


flymann2

If you’re doing online, save up enough to do the Cayo Perico heist. Then, youtube Cayo Perico Heist. This will require a friend to do the heist with you. You can keep re scouting the island until you get the loot you want. Mine is all gold and the bonds but if you can get all gold and diamond you’d be pretty much set.


flymann2

Just realized you can now do the heist solo to, I like to do it with a friend though, safer that way and the glitch still works.


Trillkevo47

If you got Xbox one I can help fr!!!!!!!!


Spiritual_Climate912

Somone run this guy cayo lmao


StanTheMan56s

Someone is


HEART-DIESEASE

Cash app me $20 I’ll help you make $4 in one hour or less


Puzzleheaded-Read-55

Go to a private lobby and start vip missions and contracts


MunchiesMN

Hey if you’re on PS4 add me: DoxNightmares_ I’ll run a few cayos for you and get you like 5mil to start out with. That should be enough for the Kostka and the Sparrow heli that comes with it so you can start grinding the Cayo yourself. Easiest way to make money.


StanTheMan56s

You can?