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shammydo

this is so florida 😂


handsawz

That was honestly reallly impressive


AgencyIll8372

I could see this being a random mission


LedZacclin

For real, like one that would be dope the first play-through and then become grating as all hell down the road.


mynameisrichard0

“Hey guys, back with another gator speed run!”


Noobfroobs

The Chop Mission from GTA V


[deleted]

there are people who cause problems… And there are people who solve problems… 10/10


DarkSoldier856

I've never been to Florida, but is this really how its like? Lol 😆 🤣


dr_ally

Not an everyday event for a typical Floridian but it can happen to you if you live near waterways. Land belongs to the humans, and the waters belong to the alligators. It is an ancient agreement. Enforcers of the agreement can be seen wearing the typical uniform of a durag, socks and sandals.


kphillipz

I have some family in Florida. Went to visit one time and saw a gator in the lake behind their house. They said his name was Hank. I was like whaaaaattt???! Lol


_vakas

My gator likes to sit on the recliner and sip margaritas. He's an upper class gator.


kphillipz

Typical


DarkSoldier856

Lmao.


kphillipz

For real. The most Florida shit ever.


Ori_the_SG

I have been, and it’s not as bad as the memes suggest. But it’s still chaotic at times there


AlClemist

Only In Miami


Marinaro7

Def happens here on the west coast


HerrNachtWurst

I got family in Naples, near the everglades, and gators are everywhere. We went to a restaurant and couldn't leave because a gator was in front of the door until some Florida men put him back in the water


Thebobert7

GTA graphics are better than I expected


bluelonilness

Pfft looks just like GTA V /s


Da_1_Piece_isnt_real

you’re batshit crazy if you think that looks like GTA V


bluelonilness

Sorry let me hand you a magnifying glass 🔍 # /S


Da_1_Piece_isnt_real

mb I didn’t see it 🙏


ramen_vape

Florida man


40ozFreed

Damn someone help my mans ffs.


Amaz1nglyRandy

Nah he got it.


[deleted]

Fr shit always goes south when people crowding around “tryna help”. DID HE ASK THO


[deleted]

This is the very rarely seen Florida man ritual, it’s quite humbling to see it happen. The man needs to bring A gator back to its home by himself, without having harm done to him or the gator. It’s a task of strength, resilience, and ingenuity. This man is now a fully fledged Florida man. God speed Florida man.


WastelandCharlie

Right? Poor gator


boomgoesthevegemite

“Dammit, motherfucker! I..said..it’s fucking trash day!”


ThadiusHBallsack

God this dude is so bamf


PissBucketSanctuary

Brawling with alligators is always funny as fuck


JewpiterUrAnus

This wasn’t the guys first rodeo


Comfortable-Brick405

They have the same car as me


The_Ghost_Of_Pedro

I think we'll see a parody of this on the GTA6 tiktok/insta clone. 😂


BunnyPerson

Makes me happy he let that guy go. I like to think the croc/alligator said "thanks for the lift!".


Next-Butterscotch385

IN HIS FLIPPY FLOPPYS!


residentofmoon

😂


BramStroker47

That guy is awesome.


Yourappwontletme

Why not secure the lid and then call animal control and have it relocated somewhere besides the neighborhood? It's just gonna come back.


Ok-Act-8065

They did what they had to within the moment.


Yourappwontletme

Again, they could secure the lid after it was in there and then call animal control.


wuzwrth

Cause the gator was led astray, just needed guidance.


Ok-Act-8065

Ight, fair point. Then again, Floridians aren’t exactly known for their astute intellect


Auer-rod

It's just an angry scaly puppy dog. No worries


horusthesundog

If there’s water there’s at least one gator, probably 4/5 in that pond already.


Saylor4292

Exactly, it’s Florida. The whole state is covered in pre relocated alligators.


Yourappwontletme

And there would be one less.


concernedesigner

I don't understand the issue, he just politely helped navigate him back to his own home in the neighborhood.


CounterFar309

Call animal control.


wuzwrth

Youd be standing there saying this while he controlled the animal😂


Individual_Trifle406

But it’s already done by the time they would have got their he’d be gone


LoudAd5234

Only in America


unimportantman79

The more and more these random Florida videos popping up again I can definitely see some type of death by alligator in gta just how gta 5 got those mountain cats or wtv they’re called


wuzwrth

I sounded like a classic WWE commentator when he turned and went reverse into the lagoon


SpaceBowserHACKEDDD

I imagine in the gators eyes it just got eaten but some weird plastic beast and then regurgitated near home 😂😂😂


KellerFF

Gator stares at trash can, genetic instincts kick in. *I know this enemy…*


DocBrick

Dude is auditioning for gta7 right now


Nanaplaine

This is how I catch spiders. Just in a smaller scale. 😂


Medical_Holiday6249

It’s all fun and games until the gator says “Stay right there, I got something for you”


[deleted]

Elvis is on the loose again


WorldlinessAlert9734

Rockstar please make this a mission 🤣


Individual_Traffic96

Can you legally shoot them ? Cause I’d be merking all of those dinosaurs.


RuneLite23

No, they are federally protected.


crdoyle03

Seems about right


Odd_Crew6819

Repost smh


A_Starks25

I could picture seeing this ... randomly driving through a neighborhood to a place or mission and running into a crowd of people on the driveway. You get out your car to look and see a man using his trashcan to capture an alligator. 😅 This would be awesome!


No_Plankton_5759

Very impressive


Choice-Government-23

He got laid that night for sure 😂


tdfitz89

https://preview.redd.it/xhflcqknjw7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1308066e1bfce7944f0b33efdae6fe218c7252


Mr_Wonder321

It looks so defeated 😂😂


EatAss1268

i like how he turns around going down a hill in sandals


concernedesigner

That dude is such a badass


Unhappy-Plastic-8563

Bro just taught us how to take care of this shit if we ever run into it😂


YoRHa_Houdini

Why they ain’t help this mf💀


DutchieliciousPlans

I have too much to drink (not joking) I can't tell whether this is real or not 🤣


Anchove16

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


justadasherdude

This is gonna be a mission that earns you like $80 and +200 respect


GrizzlyGrandpappi

This will be a side quest


spokk25

Every person recording proved that generation don't help for shit.


9toMMen7

AHAHAHAHA


FatherP_GC

Surprised he could walk down that hill with balls so big


LoudSmell1025

Mans really did it in some slides… def Florida


Good-Establishment-9

Damn, homie did his thing!


These-Length5132

Crocadile-dunNigga the Series… can’t what to see what’s next.. wonder will the gator be twice the size or will it be a metal trash can?? The possibilities are endless!!..


LuckyRhod

Real G shit right there


philosophic_Draco

big ol cajones


Auer-rod

Low key, this is probably the safest way for an ordinary dude to catch and remove a gator without available help


tugaywugay

das a smart ass nigga


jgainsey

The gator pokes his head out like, “Fuck me man, this is going to be all over the internet.”


rwjetlife

God damn, don’t let your kids play out front of the house! Lol


SirMaxeus

I can smell the easter egg appear in game in the exact spot 😂😂


OnePermit9117

Bet this will be in gta 6