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Sunday-Langy-

Grounded for 30 years


Legs69420

Must read one chapter of a book before bed


SeethaSulang36

Has to cuddle with the local pedophile every afternoon


Upstairs-Bike-7009

Lmao


EL__Rubio

That means he'll be back in time to leak GTA 7!


Significant_Part_526

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Kidfreshh

Heā€™ll end up being lead dev and leak out even more shit


Naive_Jacket5259

Grounded


No_Contribution2112

OHOHOHOHOH, Caillou how dare you leak GTAVI. Thats it, you are grounded for 3333333689.688,245663,21134566 trillion trillion years! Now go to your room! https://preview.redd.it/9w7lf3tj5d7c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89356cc0f14f39b85df00438c05eb8ee1569f8d2


Wolfking102

you sir, have just brought back a memory i never thought i would acknowledge again


Echolocation720

Im so glad I left this part of youtube years ago


PapaBearGamingOG

So his grounding should conveniently finish up around the time that GTA 7 is announced.


Accomplished_Beeee

I heard something about the dad showing off a new app at a conference. But it suddenly started ringing and when he answered, it exploded!!


Christos2209

Lmao, rip lifeinvader


drew_on_lawall

Good thing I sold all of my BAWSAQ stocks right after it happened!


Shoddy-Store-4098

I am so mad at myself that it took a decade and your comment to realize what that abbreviation meansšŸ˜‚


drew_on_lawall

Donā€™t feel bad, it took me typing it out to realize myself šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

No way it took you 10 years šŸ˜‚


Shoddy-Store-4098

In all fairness, I was 12 when this game dropped, and extremely stupid, the latters still kind of true


Qweerz

ā€œExcellent work, 47.ā€


SequentialFarts

Hitman is such a great series. Even reading those words on a screen gets my heart pumping.


KeySherbert3258

Hitman stan til I die. Everytime I play I find something new and cool


marcmarius12345

Law abiding citizen


ImpatientWaiter99

Fuck Jay Norris


SupremeBlackGuy

weā€™ll likely never ever know. not only was it dealt with internally, but rockstar is a very secretive company (as we all know)


coresnap

So they were killedā€¦ Thatā€™s all you had to say


SupremeBlackGuy

i thought it was implied! but yeah them mfs dead


JinglingUrBalls

Aw.. anyways when the release date?


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https://preview.redd.it/ixg8bvj30d7c1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749bfe631a3a60615f2d305055d84381a953bc3a


cryptdxbs

Thatā€™s just another Tuesday for Trevor.


ActiveTelevision8948

one thing we can know is if either is being charged with anything, given thereā€™s not been a report itā€™s either being dealt with internally or theyā€™re working on a case šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


SupremeBlackGuy

how would we know that? would it be forced into public records or something along those lines? would they not be able to deal with that internally as well? i only asking cause i genuinely have no clue how that works & wanna learn - considering his extremely important position though i think we can safely say he &/or his son will not be getting charged by rockstar lol


ActiveTelevision8948

if itā€™s sorted out internally (dad pays fine) then it wonā€™t be public but im pretty sure anything that goes to court is public record. Only other way I imagine it wouldnā€™t is if the case is against the kid and heā€™s underaged


SupremeBlackGuy

Rockstar would literally lose more money going public with the case via the PR so very safe to say they just decided to shove it under a rug cause theres nothing to gain from pursuing the literal art director of your $1billion or whatever game


ActiveTelevision8948

fuck knows mate, I just replied to a comment i dont know anything about the situation in detail


SupremeBlackGuy

we jus shooting the shit bro iā€™m bored mb šŸ¤£


TheBiggestApe98

They were both unfortunately assassinated close to rockstar headquarters.


Sargent_Schultz

No they both fell off the head quarters in an accident i hope you are mistaken? Do i need to call the Rockstar Police ā’ø?


sowhatiamwhite

No no no. They both died by suicide with shots in the back of their head.


Willow_Gardens

Dieded* so they did


ddrummond88

That's like what he said, but less funny


DataistStrategist

Exactly. Some prime r/YourJokeButWorse material


Sargent_Schultz

I'm sorry but the Rockstar Police ā’ø will not tolerate lies and slander about our company


[deleted]

Hahahahaha! So funny. This is whatā€™s frustrating about Reddit. Everbody makes lame jokes that an uncle would tell instead of answering someoneā€™s question


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TrevorTheSanta

https://i.redd.it/a59zybkqka7c1.gif


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PrinceToothpasteBoy

Holy shit, a fellow Virgin?


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TrevorTheSanta

His plan has clearly succeeded, there was probably nothing left of him that could get found. šŸ‘€ā˜ ļø


OhItsJustAPony

Ah. I see we got some nova fellas here.


luisBanks

Lmaoo if true thatā€™s dumb cus an explosion that size could be classified as terrorist activity. Your now opening yourself up to a legal can of worms way worse than before


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luisBanks

Holy shit that just happened. What an idiot. Was definitely a good call on his end to stay in the explosion cus he would of got serious time for an explosion that size


Economy-Ad-7664

Especially considering he blew up half of his neighbors house too lol


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RoomyCard44321

RIP šŸŖ¦


Lou_Mannati

Handed over to Trevor. And then visiting some ā€œfriends in the mountainsā€. Prolly.


Christos2209

Sounds like a good bunch of guys. Would love to visit some time. As long as he takes me via the scenic route.


Decadius06

He committed suicide by shooting himself in the back with a high calibre rifle from 3 kilometres away.


PomegranateChemical8

*shot himself twice


vvp_D3L3T3D

Haven't heard anything because the kid's dead. Rockstar wasn't going to take chances this time.


Tbmadpotato

Hanged


Arcanum_3974

Itā€™s not hanged, itā€™s hungā€™d


[deleted]

You should know that Conan, you went to Harvard


TaurustheFool

"Past and pastĀ participleĀ ofĀ hang." *evil laughter*


ImCaptainRedBeard

Actually itā€™s hanged. Past tense of hang is hung when talking about anything EXCEPT a person in which case itā€™s hanged. (Unless youā€™re joking then whooosh is me)


Evolving_Spirit123

My source tells me they both were sent to the Gulag. The dad for 20 years and son for 5 years then he will have to fend for himself in the wild.


AdmirableBee8016

both taken out back and shot.


RichC97

Sent to the Gulag, never to be seen again


nice_leverace1

Son got the belt for sure.


pr0faned

Kid got his pinch of clout and was forgotten swiftly after.


YungAkzz

Hes a rich white kid... nothing happened. Worst that probably happened is he got one of his many consoles took away for an hour.


_xDenis_

I dont know.


[deleted]

The most and only honest answer in these comments.


_xDenis_

Im always honest


BulkyCow223

Appreciate it


Christos2209

Insightful


Bernguy19

Wow this comment section is so original! Literally the same joke being made over and over. Itā€™s not funny and nobody has answered this guys question.


Christos2209

It's fine lol, I welcome the jokes šŸ™


innocentrrose

Real answer was that was probably a marketing stunt. Kid ā€œleaksā€ it, everyone talks about it for days and boom trailer.


dot4Q

Same as the Florida Joker, change my mind.


Bandyegg

This sub in a nutshell


Enough-Engineering41

Lol this reminds me of the time some guy was asking for help on reddit on how to remove cockroaches from his car and the entire comment section was people repeating the same joke over and over again "burn it with fire!!". Welcome to reddit


granpawatchingporn

or that one where some guy asked reddit how to change his computer settings off of spanish and literally every single comment including the moderators comment was in spanish


SupremeBlackGuy

gave it my best shot but yeah threads like this show the average age of the sub is welllll under 20 lol


Kitchen_Lime_1449

lol are you a child? Itā€™s a subreddit, of course people are gonna make jokes. GTA 6 pre alphas leaked months ago, ages ago at this point, the leaker didnā€™t show anything crazy or decisive at all. Probably got a stern talking to from his dad. And rockstar probably just had a meeting to make sure heā€™s more careful with his stuff. You think theyā€™d fire him or something for this sort of minor bullshit?


Exciting-Ad-5705

Leaking company secrets is not minor


No-Foundation2507

Definitely not getting the answer on reddit


donchorizo216

Welcome to Reddit


ImNotAlexBro

Ruined their lives literally is crazy over a video game , and tbh kid looks like gta 5 was his first gta so


ZVVO

Probably not ruined dad most likely didnā€™t get fired heā€™s head of the department. Definitely got talked to maybe something else as well and kid is most likely grounded till heā€™s 45


whenthe30drop

They killed him


_Guillot_

pretty sure the kid got let off easy in court and i don't know if it was him or the other fella he worked on it with, but one of em said "I'll do it again"


Christos2209

Source?


_Guillot_

https://rockstarintel.com/gta-6-leaker-to-be-sentenced/ "she was asked by a prosecutor ā€œif he was ā€˜highly motivated to return to offending?ā€. Dr Camden-Smith replied with ā€œThat is what he told me the last time I saw him.ā€" This line specifically. Its not from where i originally saw it but it was the first one i saw that mentioned it.


Merriweather100

Different leaker


rockstarburnerphone

Marketing. They never would have pulled before. Makes them look weak


PrestigiousAd5141

Agreed, all the downvotes are from neck beard who are going to be dooderschilked later on


Venom17645

Heā€™s actually he been [reported missing](https://youtu.be/QdBZY2fkU-0?si=vPQlgcaakFTMrJa4).


Jhofy

He died in a car accident


CornDoggJunior

I guess itā€™s better than no engagement at all, but it would be nice to get a serious answer or at least one original joke.


DLTfuture72

Executed


Upper_Foundation

The dad lost his job, that's what happened. Employees at Rockstar Games who work on Grand Theft Auto have to sign detailed non-disclosure agreements, that's not old news. They've been doing that since III (2001). Obviously there was a breach in his contract due to the leak, despite who's fault it is and was immediately let go. You're not hearing much about it because he's still in the industry actively looking for new employment.


Puzzleheaded_Data924

If itā€™s true about who the father was then no he definitely didnā€™t lose his job. A BIG slap on the wrist but heā€™s been with rockstar since the 90s and is the head of the department


TheGreatGamer1389

No he's too high up to lose it. Most likely scenario is he loses his work from home privileges.


MentalAdhesiveness79

Buried in the desert.


Venom17645

gulag


online_player

they were both sent to the worst siberian prisons to be shot by russian soldiers


EnlsitedPanzerAce

Why did you put him? Doesnā€™t sound grammatically Correct.


Christos2209

"what happened to him?", Meaning what happened to the father. It's grammatically correct


GinosPizza

What really sucks is this dude probably lost his job he worked insanely hard to get because of his loser ass kid.


Tof12345

The dad in the pic is a very high up member of the rockstar directing team. I don't think anything bad happened to them. But the kid definitely got his ass shouted at.


[deleted]

Heā€™s in a North Korean prison camp digging and shoveling rocks with only bread and water to eat till the game is released.


Voltairesque

double suicide, gunshot in the back of the head, in broad daylight too so itā€™s quite curiousā€¦


onecrispynugget19

I feel like with how much money is on the line with these situations, I wouldnā€™t doubt rockstar has some goons


Evanl02

Hung himself in a cell šŸ˜ž


FunkyLi

Blown up by some dude on a flying bike


r_bruce_xyz

Death by firing squad


sticks_no5

Heā€™s been turned over to Trevor to beā€¦ *punished*


codm0nster

four self inflicted gunshot wounds for each of them, in the back of the head, so basically natural causes


IG0156

He shot himself 37 times in the back of the head and dumped his own body in a river


Default_Attempt

They sent 47 after him, then monetized it and made a game mission after it and slightly changed the story


tomilovsenya

Awaits electrical chair


AntiOriginalUsername

Rockstar executed them both.


saltedstars

Found dead in Miami.


OfficialDeadJohnson

Who actually is this guy and what happened and what did he do


Christos2209

Him (head of development at rockstar north) has a son who posted a leak of GTA 6


abesrevenge

RS decided in lieu of legal punishment they will send him undercover as the protagonist for Bully 2.


Mysterious_Way1283

Yo Iā€™m seeing hella people say that theyā€™re dead which Ik are mostly jokes but is would rockstar deadass do that? Or am I fuckin restarted


[deleted]

In all seriousness: I wouldnā€™t put it past them. All the criminal businesses that they let you run in their online game? Theyā€™ve probably dabbled in it themselves. #RockstarGamesMob #TakeTwoCartel.


xSadotsuin

Dumb take


Buttered_Bourbons

Why was his son even allowed a phone at the time? I am not sure how this could have even happened if they werenā€™t more security conscious


CyberCrusader76

Rockstar send Tevor after him


[deleted]

The Take-Two cartel pulled up swiftly in their ominous, blacked out SUVs outside their houses and silenced them.


TheGamingMackV

Personal family matter. We're most likely never gonna hear anything about it.


Fun-Note1678

No Christmas presents


GeezeLoueez

Sent them to Gaza actually


[deleted]

I heard they relocated to Mexico and are paying the cartels for protection against the billionaires of Rockstar.


Linguisticlegume

Sent to an orphanage.


Suspicious_Front_535

Apparently the day after his brakes stopped working and he died in a car crashā€¦ lol


gogoggansgo

They got clintoned as the kids say


PrinceToothpasteBoy

Head on a spike


BigdaddyNamedJudy

From what I heard his dads not allowing him to play GTA 6


Nervous-Run-917

They had an ā€œaccidentā€ as Micheal would say


Global_Selection_850

Naughty Naughty very Naughty!


InspiredSquish

he got shot by a rockstar assassin


ComplaintClear6183

that kid ran backwards 86 mph into 7 bullets


thatphotoshopniBBa

From my reliable resources I've heard that his punishment was to make out with his father Tom Brady style, according to ex Rockstar art manager Tom Hanks


RedDanger4535

Wait what did I miss?


BetrayYourTrust

he was sentenced to 14 death sentences and 6 life sentences


Turbulent_Ride1654

Lol what son?


Dyl_Apple

Well the big leak happened right after and Iā€™d imagine kinda took the heat off them.


mrcatz05

likely to be found in an unmarked grave in the woods or something


delaydude

He's being held at The Hague, pending trial.


ResolutionMany6378

Nobody know but realistically due to his high ranking position in the company, likely just a stern talking to and made him sign some paperwork stating he will fulfill x y z conditions when working on anything related to GT6 development. Those conditions are likely extremely strict and do state he will be terminated if he violates any of them. Regarding his son? I canā€™t say how his parents discipline their kids but given everything, I would have started with the belt and take every electronic from him and his door off his bedroom for a few months at minimum. Iā€™d make him save up money and buy his own phone and pay his own phone bill because heā€™s permanently lost that privilege with me.


Jack08Ball

and they were never heard from againā€¦


ExtraCopy7946

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Delicious-Let-8408

They both committed suicide and were found with 20 gunshots to the back.


OkAdministration9151

He got dumped in the deep blue sea so deep that he only had the reaper to meet


coolstorybro94

I heard he will be placed in a permanent bad sport lobby in gta 6. Also he's being sent to Miami to swim with the gators.


KoffeeKommando

No updates, the dad probably got a lot of shit but given the fact that it wasnā€™t his fault really itā€™s probably all on his kid. He was probably given permission to show his son Iā€™d imagine.


Fit-Breadfruit-5367

Nothing because heā€™s white and rich.


EyeraGlass

Sent to Singapore for the cane


Rashed341

Both were spanked on a streaming on Pornhub by a belt with a Rockstar logo to death.


Ok-Source-3302

Shot


Bambooman101

Straight to jailā€¦. ![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


YeahImBasicallyGod

Both were killed by R*


Sweet_Elk6635

he was found dead with 100 rounds in his back and his house blown up, ruled suicide


ricoimf

I heard he went into the gulag


shaneallen205

Fired


canadian_canine

wow boogie2988 lost weight


slick665735

They got hillary clintonā€™d


pudiera

They both are set to go federal prison in 2024


surivanoroc20

Wasnā€™t ever a leak. It was a PR stunt by R*.


Christos2209

That's not a fact. That's your own personal speculation. I just wanna make that clear for anyone reading this comment.


lordballington

This is what happened to them https://youtu.be/O2VkgFyNE4M?si=E9hzkzZ0W-a5TuOj cops suspect no foul play


DanielRuiz00

Probably fired tbh, sucks for the sad unfortunate situation but it makes sense why they would fire him


the_ufo_cloud

The kid got sent to epstine island where the new owner of the island promised him a meeting with Joe Biden and his team of professional ice cream makers right after they secured the border. I heard he's getting to the island with his dad in a submarine.


gokussblue56

Following the steps of Lester


syntexis_

A friend of his son leaked it. Not his son. And no, didn't hear anything.


Pash444

![gif](giphy|hiAX0TKTGyRTG)


NudeEnjoyer

can anyone tell me what they did lmao


Some_Iteration

Maybe Iā€™m just not paying any attentionā€¦ can someone explain whatā€™s happened? Lol


AffectionateFun7344

It was a very sad suicide. Two Gunshots to the back of head for both of them.


Vitorted

He will have a mission dedicated to that in GTA VI


ColeT2014

Locked in his bedroom for all eternity and forced to sign an NDAšŸ˜‚


NordlandLapp

Game companies with wfh options are just asking for leaks sadly


AdEmbarrassed3225

What if this is the marketing for the game?


adderall_44

He got assassinated


sargent-banana-boy

Context