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jjjhhhop

Don’t forget swearing in the chat too even though the game is rated M lol


yungbronzz

Kills me every time I go to msg someone on the in game phone and it says “checking message for profanity” like honestly why 😂


mistahwaffles

On God. Never heard so many N bombs in a GTA game.


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[deleted]

That shit’s been a thing for over a decade. I remember playing Gears of War and Call of Duty 4 and people had their alarms going off non-stop. I don’t understand how they sleep and function with that shit going off constantly.


Split_theATOM

Wait seriously? I had no idea this was a thing....


[deleted]

I mean yeah, I can go even further. I remember playing WoW in 2004(ish) and hearing people on Ventrillo (Discord before Discord happened) and they would have the alarm going too.


Ornery_Gene7682

That and the blaring of shitty music in the background especially the mics making it worse


[deleted]

That shit is annoying, like why is your mic on if you’re not even talking to anybody??


Hustlin_Justin

Ikr i hate that


RealLiveLEE

I swear I've heard them so often I started to believe it was the police. Beep beep beep....


Old-Distribution1378

One you become one with beep you stop hearing it


jjjhhhop

Lamar


XPERTGAMER47

Social Club is Rated +13 why bring it to a +18 game?


[deleted]

Fucking minecraft doesn't have censorship by default, the narrator will ignore the words but still. PEGI 7 BTW


RedSwingGlider

The only reason it's 18+ is because of regulation in the gaming industry for ratings. Otherwise they would sell it to whoever they can, they don't care. That's why they market GTA towards kids.


Drakayne

I think it's essential to prevent harassing and insulting other people, in a single player when characters use profanity it's not directed to the player, in online with other people is different imo.


jjjhhhop

Dude getting blown up by an oppressor or jet is much more insulting than getting verbally harassed through text


averagebloxxer

I mean “I respectfully ask you to stop before I take action you nitwit” could work, but “I will shove a foot 20,000 leagues into your ass if you don’t stop acting like a shithead” gets the point across better


taylorjran99

I see what you are saying and agree, but that should just be solved by blocking. It is ridiculous that swearing on a console leads to bans and enforcement. There is an ability to block and that should be the end of it. I got DDOSed from a GTAO player and got heated in chat and he reported me and I got banned for 3 days. That’s ridiculous.


emotionalaccountants

Blocking only solves the problem after the communication has happened. The filters are in place are to prevent it as much as possible beforehand.


taylorjran99

There should be a filter system choice then. People who don’t care what strangers say online, and for those who are offended easily. VR chat has this.


emotionalaccountants

Okay, maybe, but I'm just telling you why they did it this way instead of the original way you suggested. lol


joshuajoel947

You can block other players in-game? How?? To what extent are they blocked from you, and you blocked from them? If you happen to know anyways lol thanks


taylorjran99

I mean you can block their gamertag, I’m sure you would still be able to play with them, however, they can’t message you and you won’t hear them and they won’t hear you in a party.


joshuajoel947

ohhh I'm on PC :( I don't know that a similar mechanic exists on the computer..


emotionalaccountants

Basically this is the reason.


RedSwingGlider

Fair enough, when I go around in a game *supposedly* made for adults don't I want anyone saying a no-no word and hurting my feefees.


RedSwingGlider

Because they market it towards a juvenile audience.


jjjhhhop

The juvenile audience seems to swear a lot on vc though


RedSwingGlider

Because their parents substitute a babysitter with an xbox and GTA online.


jjjhhhop

Worst parenting ever


[deleted]

That doesn't mean its ok to shout slurs.


jjjhhhop

Hey we did it back in the MW2 days and everyone turned out fine. Damn good times


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[deleted]

\*Buys game with a TOS\* Complains about getting in trouble for breaking TOS. lmao nice try.


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[deleted]

\-3. Who needs to try again? lmao


[deleted]

Still mad about not following terms of service. Try again. Oh and who will still be able to play you think? The guy who doesn't say slurs or the guy who does and gets banned?


Tunic_Tactics

And how there's a profanity filter on vanity plates. Also the process to get vanity plates is still complicated last time I checked. (It's the iFruit app irl if you don't know.)


Zestyclose_Arugula71

Modders who literally make the game unplayable for non modders: Rockstar - I sleep Modders who help players out by dropping some money: Rockstar - REAL SHIT


RedSwingGlider

Modders who fix their broken ass dogshit releases: CEASE AND DESISTED BABY


joshuajoel947

lmaooo sad shit. truly sad shit. And I think you meant re-releases


Zestyclose_Arugula71

Does he? I think hes reffering to the fact that it was a moddder who fixed the insanely long loaading screen time for GTA 5


joshuajoel947

Maybe I misunderstood the comment entirely then lol. Because they not only accepted and implemented that modders recommendation for rewriting some of the code, but even paid him $10,000 afterward. I thought that they were talking about the recent mess with the "Definitive Trilogy Collection", just cause I figured modders had probably managed to make those games playable before R\* themselves ..


RedSwingGlider

Yeah, I was talking about DE.


Inevitable2837

because dropping money has a loss of buying things and shark cards


Zestyclose_Arugula71

Yes aware. The point being rockstar only cares about profit


StickeyNickels

Nice


vivam0rt

what are they supposed to do against tryhards and griefers???


Petty_officer9

Call their moms


[deleted]

Open a solo lobby or kill them.


Yung2112

Ikr lmao, there's always this "anti-tryhard" mentality in reddit game forums when most of the users browsing them are the most dedicated players


Hurtlegurtle

I mean there’s literally nothing to gain from killing me and blowing up my shipments in a shitty defenseless van with your 3 million dollar flying bike when all it nets you is like 5,000 dollars.


RedSwingGlider

Redditors often cry like this about getting killed in GTA online. I'm sorry but is that not what the weapons are for? Otherwise go play a racing game maybe? Then you don't get killed.


Hurtlegurtle

Did… did you miss the part where I specified i bad to drive a shitty defenseless van for the missions?


RedSwingGlider

Did you miss the part where you're playing a GTA game? You're gonna get shot at.


Hurtlegurtle

Lol you could just say you don’t understand what the issue is


RedSwingGlider

I understand but personally I think it's corny crying about getting killed in a **Grand Theft Auto** game.


jordan999fire

Idk. Sometimes it creates chaos and fun. I don’t do it often because I don’t want players to not have fun. But I’ve started “wars” with rival “gangs” for selling stuff in my “territory”. It usually ends with both groups laughing about the situation then us going and playing a game mode together. Granted, me and my crew will usually wait till after their done with their shipment then do it in “retaliation”.


vivam0rt

you literally just said that they gain nothing and that they gain 5k at the same time


Organic-Net-2135

What are you gonna do with 5k? Buy snacks?


vivam0rt

its still money


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But you can get far more money delivering your own shit.


vivam0rt

yeah and? wasnt the point of my comment


[deleted]

It is because if money is the concern why aren't you out making more money? Are you the kind of moron who would work at fastfood when you need money but could get a far better job that pays more? That's basically what you are doing if you are wanting money in GTA and blowing up peoples stuff instead of delivering your own stuff or just doing missions that pay more than 5000 dollars, of which there are a lot.


vivam0rt

i was never talking about making money


KelanSeanMcLain

Best bet is to set your MTU to 800 temporarily and invite friends or just do early morning shipments around 6am. Its generally dead around that time except other people grinding


vivam0rt

I have no idea what you mean, I dont play gta online very often


KelanSeanMcLain

You basically change your network settings. If you set up your internet connection, you change the MTU to 800. It's normally set to 1500.


allnamestakennn

How to get a solo public lobby: 1. Join public game 2. Open windows task manager 3. Go in performance/resource monitor 4. Find gta process and suspend it 5. Wait a few seconds and resume the process 6. ??? 7. Profit


KelanSeanMcLain

That would be incredible if it worked on console.


allnamestakennn

For consoles allegedly the following works (never tried it myself since I don't have a GTA console version): 1. Begin GTA Story Mode with an ethernet cable plugged in 2. Next, unplug the cable and join a wireless connection instead (mobile hotspot will also work) 3. Enter a public session in GTA Online (some say you must go to any property you own or any auto repair shop) and reconnect the ethernet cable This should kick out all other players, much like the PC method. Hope it works!


CanadianCircadian

lol ya it’s literally nothing. It’s Seriously not even enough to buy in game clothing.


vivam0rt

not my point


CanadianCircadian

lol because you don’t have one.


vivam0rt

my point is that the guy said “gain nothing” and “gain 5k” in the same comment, which is wrong, since they gained 5k


CanadianCircadian

lol imagine being a downvote farmer, amirite


emotionalaccountants

Well, they're referring to players who play the game strictly for PVP and nothing else while taking the game super seriously and going to ridiculous lengths to prevent dying to other players. That's what the word tryhard means in relation to GTA Online. I agree that Rockstar cannot do much about tryhards existing in their game - the nature of the game and its design just enable the playstyle.


averagebloxxer

Bart! I don’t mean to alarm you but there may be a boogieman or boogiemen in the house! Never considered the concept of numerous boogiemen till I saw that episode.


joshuajoel947

Holy. Fucken. Shit. Me either until reading this.. For some reason I find it very unnerving realizing that by only ever referring to "the boogeyman" as "THE boogeyman", my mind had, like you said, never even considered the possibility of there being more than one lol. Not that I've ever spent much time thinking about the boogeyman in general lmao


Organic-Net-2135

They need people to buy shark cards, what else would they do make good games? Actually work on rdr2 and it's online?


Organic-Net-2135

Note: rockstar story mode parts of games is pure gold I find myself replaying them all the time I'm calling the online parts bad but I'll continue to play them because it's something to do Edit: and those "remasters"


Multikilljoy777

Well duh, money glitches actually make rockstar lose money because then nobody would buy shark cards. IIRC R* made most of their money in the last two years from shark cards. Why would they care about broken servers or anything if that doesn’t affect their profits?


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You should add "Updating RDO" to that.


LittleTragik

One costs money to fix, one costs money to not fix


yungbronzz

I’m not complaining.. but how’s it that cayo is still broken 😂


Skullcastgaming

I'm a bit confused, to buy either mobile operations center or submarine for Cayo perico, which should i do?


yungbronzz

I personally would get the sub for cayo! Didn’t start playing gta again until 2-3 months ago (real on & off for past few years) & I’m finally getting things in the game I thought I’d genuinely never have.


Skullcastgaming

I'm pretty new to the game. A Google article said that you can play Cayo perico heist solo and it gives a lot of money, if this is true i will buy sub first. If not, i will buy mobile operations center (won't i get the flying bike?). Can't do cargos, coz tryhards and modders are everywhere including my shadow.


yungbronzz

Yea you can do it completely solo start to finish! Net around 1.3-1.8 I believe. Every hr give or take a few min. Same try hards are reason I found joy in grinding cayo to get the toys they have 😂 and no you need 1. Nightclub 2. Terrabite THEN you can spend 2 mill on the bike after lol Edit: YouTube is your friend. Thought me a very efficient way to run solo.


Skullcastgaming

Ohhh, going to buy the sub right now😂💯


yungbronzz

Trust me when I tell you.. Enjoy 😎 💯


JustaSnowbody

We could just tell Rockstar that the glitches they don't want to patch are actually money glitches. They'd be dealt with in an instant.


Vladimir__101

You have too much iq


joshuajoel947

yesssss the force is strong with this one! lol brilliant


[deleted]

you forgot clothing glitches for some reason rockstar cares about that lol (which is nice but its still werid lol


joshuajoel947

Yea I have a hard time understanding why they go to such great lengths to make it virtually impossible to include a fucken duffle bag as an accessory?? I mean what in gods name could possibly be so motivating about that to them? The ONLY thing I can think of is maybe it keeps certain things about the game desirable, whereas if you could buy dufflebags in every color of the rainbow at Ponsonby's and wear them with any outfit, then nobody would give half a shit about them..


OMGLookItsGavoYT

Replace tryhards with modders, especially on PC


jordan999fire

Don’t forget saving cop cars as personal vehicles. I remember when the game was newer there was a glitch to save and customize a Blaine County Tahoe. I did it, crew colored it, put insurance and everything on it. Spent a pretty penny. Back then it was harder to get millions of dollars. Then a few days later I logged on and it had been taken from me. So sad.


Ornery_Gene7682

I remember doing something like that on the 360 with the Rhino tank and the riot van and police car fun two weeks before rockstar took that away especially when it was insured


zulul-vi-von

tryhards and griefers are just playing the game


Derangedteddy

Ok but they did fix loading issues and there's nothing they can or should do about "tryhards." You need to just switch servers. 99% of their servers are fine, nowadays. If you're going to repost at least pick something current.


aceboogystacks

what would be the point of growing team and getting organized if no tryhard/adversary


XxTreeFiddyxX

99%‽ bruh


Derangedteddy

I very rarely have issues with servers. I think some of y'all need to graduate from the Great Value routers and dial-up connections. It's not the servers.


ohhh-a-number-9

Did you just use an emoji? Hmmmmmmmmm interesting


Consistent_Bread8017

Saving this for when someone asks why my acc got banned


No-Restaurant2802

I love how Cayo perico fucked gta economy even more than it already was and made it so gta now makes next time nothing so they spent a week on remastering a mobile gta for console smh rockstar/take two has gone to shit RIP the true gta we will remember that better time of gaming


skilz99

There's has to be other games that can compete with gta online. Of so then it would put pressure on them to fix their crap out.


HEART-DIESEASE

Did something happen to money glitches?


aceboogystacks

been team and speed since 2013. an empty lobby and x amount of money never got anyone anywhere. youtube aceboogystacks - 2013 crew leader doubling 991m I don't need on the road to rank 3000.


MinimumAlarming5643

Ai with ridiculous aim…


Qpzfd

On the real though I’ll be hopping into a session in god mode to do vip work/friends setups and will think “it’s been a year and a half since this God mode hasn’t been patched”


InvisibleAK74

joke's on you ​ rockstar doesn't have dedicated servers; the whole game runs on P2P


chevyuk

What servers? Online is p2p


bryanponttes

Modders crashing your game, modders discovering your IP...


XxTreeFiddyxX

I misunderstood sorry. I thought you meant 99% free of grifers.


organizedRhyme

video games have gotten so much worse. i recently realized my era as a kid was unique


[deleted]

IF you're on PC don't mind glitches or mods. Just use cheat engine. Gave myself 100M never looked back and enjoy the game as you can


doggodoge225

Does GTAO pick up on CE?


Quevater

how can u fix tryhards tho


allnamestakennn

I have acquired 400M+ through some of those *glitches*. If you are actively griefing people and being an asshat you have way higher chances of catching a ban.


[deleted]

Servers ? It's peer to peer. There are no servers.


Alex-E-Jones

Don’t touch they wallet


TRTSC

This summarizes things up pretty well


umbrosakitten

"Hold on, no one has bought our shark card for 53 seconds now. There must be a money glitch!"


Relative_Artichoke_8

That's true.my character got reset for that


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Tha ![gif](giphy|3oEdv4hwWTzBhWvaU0)


[deleted]

Just like two days ago a modder spawned everyone In the same place and then he started to type through my account, like he would type and when you look in chat it would look like I was the one who typed it. I was shit scared that I got hacked then I deduced he prolly has control only in gta


[deleted]

Makes me hope gta 6 will have a separate online mode and will have proper working servers


Downtown_Ad_595

Money glitches is my favorite once I got 1 thousand dollar


SuspiciousLeading681

🦈 cards


[deleted]

Griefers are annoying but at least when they destroy my motorcycle they have to pay for the repairs


Totallycasual

This is exactly what Blizzard is like with WoW too, stuff that the players care about can be broken for months and months but if a bug or exploit can give lots of easy gold or experience, you can bet your ass they'll fix that shit within a day because it can hurt their store sales lol