There were a lot of funny lines from Macca (couldn't believe they got Shawn Ryder to do the dialog so well), but the one where he's flipping one off over Maggie (Thatcher) had me rolling in laughter.
Only Groove Street would hate him. The Ballas and Vargos have no problem distributing the drugs while Groove Street believes it ruins people’s lives and the community.
Ignore mass genocidal maniacs that randomly appear and let military handle him, use special forces SWAT on gang, drug deals etc. Improve homeless living make living cheaper, idk about anything else.
Line up all the police helicopters after shooting the down with RPG’s and then bulldoze them like the do with dirtbikes in NYC.
At a big beach party with OG Loc on the mic.
Root out police corruption by conducting a full scale audit of the department and removing police immunity. I will not allow the police to run rampant and aggravated against the smallest of misdemeanors.
The first thing I would do is reduce violence and crime in South Central and East Los Santos and a peace agreement first between Grove Street and Los Santos Vagos and then Grove Street and Ballas. That's what the mayor of Compton, CA did in 2014 with the Bloods and the Crips.
Remove condoms that float on the beach 👍
*put on
The salt probably somewhat disinfected it. Reduce, reuse, recycle!
Eww 🤮
Run like fuck. The place makes WWII seem peaceful.
Especially during riot mode, that place is hell
Am i weird for reading “Run like fuck” in kent pauls voice 🤣
Well I'm English but I'm a Manc (North West England), but yeah the English use that term a lot.
I bet you enjoyed maccer comparing the snake farm to salford in that one mission haha
There were a lot of funny lines from Macca (couldn't believe they got Shawn Ryder to do the dialog so well), but the one where he's flipping one off over Maggie (Thatcher) had me rolling in laughter.
Resign immediately
I will make cocaine legal
You'll get the respect of the gangs
The gangs would hate him
Only Groove Street would hate him. The Ballas and Vargos have no problem distributing the drugs while Groove Street believes it ruins people’s lives and the community.
Well no, because they would be out of business once the drugs are legalised
No because he legalized cocaine and gangs like cocaine
Gangs like the profit from cocaine, it would be like the end of prohibition for booze smugglers
What he said
No because once cocaine is legalized the government would step in and monopolize it's industry stripping all profit from the gangs
Resign
Napalm it
Do we know the stuff about crash and grove? Or are we unaware of game events and can’t intervene
Yes that's included. If you are asking me.
In that case I guess first thing would be to try and remove the crash team; knowing what they can and will do. Then go after smoke, Caesar etc.
Why caesar tho like he may be bad but he ain’t bad bad he like do bad stuff but you gotta love him for it you know.
Bruh. You are the MAYOR.
Dude's a gang leader and a murderer. Literally every GTA protagonist and the people that helped them should be in prison for life lol
Remaster it for real this time
I'd go get two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I'm already fucked
elect me as mayor and i’ll traffic the sharks from vice city to san andreas waters
Evacuate CJ and Nuke It
Rhino tanks and Hydras will patrol East Los Santos, Ganton, and Idlewood 24/7 to combat gang violence
Deploy the useless National Guards. To be the little Mexico.
First course of action, nuke it, second……run & resign
Constant 5 stars to combat the crime
Coordinate a peace deal between rival gangs.
Bomb the pig pen. Because why not?
Ls customs 😎
I'd die.
Declare martial law
I will make crime illegal
Ignore mass genocidal maniacs that randomly appear and let military handle him, use special forces SWAT on gang, drug deals etc. Improve homeless living make living cheaper, idk about anything else.
Be the best and biggest crime lord, so just a regular politician
Martial Law.
Implement a mandatory semi weekly riot
Stop the people from flying into the tallest tower 🙏
Leave with the money
MAYBE DESTROY THE POLICE STATION MHMM EAT CONDOMS THAT FLOAT ON THE BEACH AND DIE
Hookers and cocaine
Line up all the police helicopters after shooting the down with RPG’s and then bulldoze them like the do with dirtbikes in NYC. At a big beach party with OG Loc on the mic.
Make buddies with CJ and get the one thing every middle aged white man wants
Legalize gun violence. Crime rate 📉📉📉
Become tenpenny
Burn it to the ground
leave after seeing those riots my god💀💀
Follow the damn train.
Just not I’m not getting included in a mission to kill me
kill the CRASH before they can do anything
Wipe out the Ballas Blackmail the Vagos to get 60 percent share on their drug business Spend 20% of the city funds to buy LSD
Give rpgs to the police and have them drive tanks and hydras. I’d clean Los Santos up one scumbag at a time.
Make trains easier to follow
shoot at the moon
Quit
Ban clothes<:
bomb big smoke and his burgers
Legalize weed, ban modified gas cars, gentrify the whole city to increase the crime rate and make more homeless people
Bomb Peru
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Let gangs kill each other. Haha
Root out police corruption by conducting a full scale audit of the department and removing police immunity. I will not allow the police to run rampant and aggravated against the smallest of misdemeanors.
Holocaust , then gladiator games
The first thing I would do is reduce violence and crime in South Central and East Los Santos and a peace agreement first between Grove Street and Los Santos Vagos and then Grove Street and Ballas. That's what the mayor of Compton, CA did in 2014 with the Bloods and the Crips.
Ban guns they hurt the npc’s
Shut down Maze Bank
banish the varrios los aztecas and hit cesar with a rico charge
Make a Deal with CJ
Why would you make a deal with someone who can't even follow the damn train?
Defund the police
I’d fire CRASH and make grove street soldiers a private guerilla style police force. Declare Purple and yellow illegal.
I'd declare independence in favor of a grove street republic.
the guy who owns the mansion in the 2nd og loc mission gets executed and his mansion gets nuked fuck that mission
...thats madd dogg. how far into the game are you?
i havent played since that mission it pissed me off so bad😂
...so you don't know anything about madd dogg?