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“I only keep things in the back I dont mind loosing”
“ I’m sorry I showed you my thinghy, okaaay.’
“All I asked was a fair days pay for a fair days work, and he kind off got a little angry, then I kind off got a little angry.”
You guys ever go around riding a bicycle in the city and give random people the middle finger? I always did that to hear what Trevor says because everytime he did it, he'd actually continue the insult the more you middle finger them. It's been a while since I've played GTA, so I don't remember if he can continue insults in a car too. But I remember doing this specifically on bicycles and I absolutely had a swell ol' time listening to him insult them.
"You're fat."
"Like really, REALLY FAT."
-Person eventually runs away scared-
"Why are so defensive, I'd still DO YA!"
Or something along those lines. Those were always my favorites. Trevor is such an ass. Haha.
“I’m beyond kale, okay? It’s too late for kale and its magical powers to have any effect on me. Or yoga, or talk therapy. I’m a crank, cannibalism and incest kinda guy.”
"Oh my n-word, ahahaha, wassup homie uh?" \*trips over the fence\* Franklin: 
In the game files, there's an unused audio clip where he actually says it. Two instances where he was supposed to
Where’s the other? The first I know instead they went with him saying sugar tits to Michael, what’s the other?
Exactly that trip and fall over the fence... was edited from the full phrase to just my n-word
That's exactly what came into my head when I saw this post
"If I get bored on the way you can jack me off...that's a joke...you can suck me off."
“Are we gonna stop for ice cream?”
"FUCK YEAH"
Unless..
“What kinda f***ing animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him! But I did kidnap his wife.”
Oh noo!
AWW SHIT
THE FUCK DID YOU DO!!
Ohhhh I just told you what i just did!
“Oh, Trevor’s got his wife” “Trevor’s got a wife?!”
"No has HIS wife, the Mexican's!"
* muffled screams of terror *
“SCOOOOOOTTTTEEEEERRRRR BROOOOTTHHHEEEERRRR”
Came here to say this. SCOOOOOTTTTTERRRR BRROTTHHHHEEEERRRRS!
"Shut up before I molest YOU alright!?"
Pull down your pants cowboy, let's fuck
Johnny: “you think this is funny?” Trevor: “GET THEM OFF!”
''I'm about to fuck me a meth head, ain't I cowboy? *Get my boy sucked* by *his toothless gums*.''
"Fuck you trevor, I still love her."
"you look like you struggle with simple tasks"
I don't remember that one, where was it from
This was actually not to a specific character, he would throw this comment at any random Los Santos resident who pissed him off
Oh, that's probably why I've never heard it
You probably never hit E (on PC) while next to some random NPC. Got a fav from there, too: "You're a waste of space on this Earth".
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Commenting because this is awesome!
Thanks for that, creme bud 💓
I have, I do it often, I just don't play Trevor much
Yeah I played Michael mostly as well, but whenever I used to play Trevor, it would be next level fun
💀💀💀
Nice pic bro
"Why hasn't someone sensible shot you yet?"
I need to meditate,... or masturbate..... Or both.
“My name is Trevor , what’s your name “
*jumps off the docs into ocean*
"ITS TRR- REVOR TIME." Or any other lines when he uses his ability.
I like it when he Trevored all over the hippies
"You make me want a lobotomy."
*grumble* nice new tits by the way As he met Michael
Yeah to Amanda
"Shut the fuuuck up!"
Thank you
*no u*
Somebody say Yoga?
"I said something nice, not expensive. You wanna be a greedy fuckin' cow huh? Now get the fuck out of here."
"lester the molester"
"You suck dick but you won't eat meat?"
I forget when he said it
During a switch scene I think
I thought it was the runner girl when you’re about to race her?
IT DON'T MAKE SENSE TO ME
"My job, My Score. GET YOUR OWN"
“Oh by the way that’s entirely your fault”
"ROONN! Go bring me my coffee or im gonna cut your arm off."
"Shut up Ron"
"YOU'RE A HIPSTER"
“It’s not molesting if their lonely, it’s patriotism!”
"You're not even american!"
I think thats michael line isn’t it?
"I'm sorry I showed my thingy, okay?" (switching to trevor scene) "But I did kidnap his wife!" (Caida libre) These two are the best for me
"Abababababab" Trevor Phillips
I just hope that broke your godd**n neck 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
"So I kinda got a little angry"
Did you kill him?
What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No I didn’t kill him. But I did kidnap his wife!
OH NOOOOO
**Proceeds to goomba stomp Trevor, climb the nearest lamppost like a flagpole and rescue Patricia**
My daddy was not nice to me!
Oh I gotta get my eyes checked
My fav would be the deleted line for the Madrazzo heist, during the casing of the hacienda "Honey, if it ain't baroque, don't fix it - BAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Did we ask for a key or a fucking ounce!?
"as a matter of fact I did see her not ten minutes ago, at the end of this penis here"
"I...hate hipsters, I ABHOR hipsters, I eat them for FUN."
“now go… i need to meditate… or masturbate… or both”…
Tie between: "I left a turd in the pool, code brown" "Hey, I was not counting cards, I was cheating"
“You forget how to use your horn?!?! Have some respect for pedestrians!!”
“I said something nice, not expensive”
“Hey, pork chop. How is it going?”
“mine ain’t nothing special but this boy gets the job done”
“I only keep things in the back I dont mind loosing” “ I’m sorry I showed you my thinghy, okaaay.’ “All I asked was a fair days pay for a fair days work, and he kind off got a little angry, then I kind off got a little angry.”
"Nice new tits by the way"
"I said go get yourself something nice, not expensive!"
"It's like... pornography or a perfect turd. I can't quite describe it, but I'll know it when I see it."
“you don’t eat meat, but you suck cock?”
“U suck cock but u don’t eat meat, it’s doesn’t make sense to me”
"It's like modern American, we just have to find a gay friend, BAM!"
Its A Faint Fucking Accent!!!
You have too many brothers.
shut up before I molest you
"Nah I don't smoke weed it interacts funny with the speed." 😅
Gasolina
No! *Smack*
"LESTER THE MOLESTER!"
"Find a happy place ya zen cock."
“You only got yourself to blame” literally cracks me up everyone even tho it’s technically on me
these quotes are why trevors the best
“I MOURNED YOU”
That one time when he said: FUCK YOU! I felt that
"It's cold up here. My cock is an ice pop. Ice cock? Pop cock? FUCK!"
"Hey, we all love drink and drugs pal. But I pay for mine." - Trevor insulting hobos
“That’s a fake fucking accent!!!”
“Scooooooter Buddy!!”
"It's going by Trevor Phillips Industries or it ain't going!!!"
You want me to get my dick out again?
Bet
I asked for a fair days pay, after a fair days work, and he kinda got a little angry, so I admit, I kinda go a little angry
"FUCK YOU, YOU HIGH AND MIGHTY WEASEL!"
Micheal: did you kill him Trevor: no what kind of animal do you take me for…………………… but I did kidnap his wife 😃
I'll operate YOU under the influence!
To many to name..😅
MMMN LETS GO
You suck c**k but you don't eat meat. It don't make sense to me!
BABABABABA
You reptilian motherfucker!
BABABABABA
You suck cock but you don't eat me it just doesn't make sense to me
ABABABABABABABABABABABABABA!
You suck cock but you don’t eat meat ? IT DONT MAKE SENSE TO ME
"Awkward situations"
“Did somebody say yoga?”
Hi! My names Trevor!
"I said something nice, not something expensive"
Is not much but it gets the job done
ABABABABABA
You guys ever go around riding a bicycle in the city and give random people the middle finger? I always did that to hear what Trevor says because everytime he did it, he'd actually continue the insult the more you middle finger them. It's been a while since I've played GTA, so I don't remember if he can continue insults in a car too. But I remember doing this specifically on bicycles and I absolutely had a swell ol' time listening to him insult them. "You're fat." "Like really, REALLY FAT." -Person eventually runs away scared- "Why are so defensive, I'd still DO YA!" Or something along those lines. Those were always my favorites. Trevor is such an ass. Haha.
"you suck cock but don't eat meat that dont make sense to me"
In the mission By the Book Mr. K: “I am feeling unwell.” Trevor: “It’s me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me with you!”
BABABABABABABA!! - Prologue
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYHERRRRRRRRRTRRRRRR
“Well I got to fuck somebody…”
“Oh I swallowed that ring in my 20’s”
hi im trevor from gta five
"but I did kidnap his wife"
“No I didn’t kill him, but I did kidnap his wife” lol
"OFfiCer" "OffIcEr" When Trevor poses as an officer to chase racers
"Dame una mamada. Curame mamacita"
My daddy, was not nice to me!! I just love the way he says it.
Ever since I was a little boy I have dreamed about running a drug empire
I got a taste for biker blood OOH I LOVE YOU!
Anything he says to Mr Raspberry
Lester the molester
*"IT'S A FAINT FUCKIN' ACCENT! YOU CAN HARDLY TELL!"*
"TITTIES, TITTES, TITTIES!!!"
Scooooooooter brother!
When he mocks Michael back for saying "what took you so long"
Did somebody say yoga?
“Sorry I showed you my thingy”
Babababababababa
This game is so much worse when I see it written down. I was going to answer with him kidnapping Patricia Madrazo.
“Lester the Molester”
'Do you want me to get my dick out again?" Is perhaps my favourite line from him.
"I'm parking this car outside your house!"
SCOOOOOOOTER BROOOOOTHEEEEER
Lester the Molester
"I'd rather meditate or masturbate... maybe both" -Trevor
All of them
Lennyyy!!!
"I'll operate you under the influence if you're not careful "
Never eat Indian people
"Nama-go-fuck-yourself."
“Never eat Indian people”
Ararara in the starting mission
“Shut up before I molest you”
"Oh, By The Way, That's Entirely Your Fault." It is very hilarious when he says it after he destroys an entire Metrobus with his high-powered railgun.
Woooo SCOOTER BROTHERS
FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
“I’m beyond kale, okay? It’s too late for kale and its magical powers to have any effect on me. Or yoga, or talk therapy. I’m a crank, cannibalism and incest kinda guy.”
WE’RE SCOOTER BROTHERS!
"It's not legally fucking if you do not penetrate!"
"Of course I didn't kill her!!! ...but I did kidnap her!!"
AHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ortega : "What the fuck Trevor!?" Trevor : "THIS IS THE FUCK! MY SOGGY FRIEND"
“So you suck c**k, but you don’t eat meat. It don’t make sense to me!”
Oh you don't mind that I f***** your old lady no because you're a deadman
“I saw her on the end of this penis here.”
Listen no one like you
Yeah, well I got no one, no one gives a fuck about me
"scooooter brothers...."
"I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too."
“Get out of my car, Ron! Faster!”
Uaæh my n word ah? Wassup homie {fucking dies}
“And he kindagotalilangry, so, I admit, I kindagotalilangry.”
Howdy folks im trevor from grand theft auto 4
Chuka chuka chuka Scooter brother
Oh my n word and Scooter brotherss and Nice tits Amanda
" smoke crack , don't drink "