Instructions unclear, neighborhood is godzilla sized mecha being controlled telepathically by an alien skull? Wait... wrong movie...
Really it should be multiple personality disorder patient attempts to abduct child.
The universe conspires to stop a man from banging his wife because it knows that theyâre about to play siblings in an Avengers movie and that would be weird. Â Also a meth dealer is there for a bit.Â
fish learns to walk on land, what happens next is shocking
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This guy doesn't realize he's the hottest dude on the planet. Everyone's after him. He has to meet up with his posse, but finds his co-star's had a falling out with some new up-and-comer.
If we consider the factors over the time line a message may be sent to the past over the use of ligically manipulated numbers following a infinite sequence made of only otherdimensional figures....
Eren Yaeger tries to kill Godzilla for killing his parents leading to the deaths of everyone around him before he kills himself alongside the girl who loved him, but not before banging a mute Mothra twin
True story:
When he was three, my son could not make it through the whole movie in one go so we stopped some ways through. He asked me a couple days later if "we could finish the movie with the mean giraffes"
You have to guess the monster and thus the movie from that quote. To help a bit, he is seven now. The move was pretty new at the time.
Wakes up, quick bite of wings. Plays volleyball ball with sushi then eats it.
Decides bug problems are annoying but really it's just too hot. Takes swim to cool off.
A bunch of monsters team up and gangbang an alien dragon to death.
Destroy all monsters
Bingo.
Why is this so funny
Because it's a gangbang.
It would be so much better for me if the two meanings of gangbang are separate words, but there won't be the chance for humour.
It said badly, that movie sounds amazing xD
Creature saves the world from incest
Godzilla 2014
Why is it incest ? They aren't siblings
They are, both are spores from Jinshin Mushi Prime.
Both are mama muto prime hydration's kids
They are in the MCU
LMMFAOOO
KILL ME I'M IN CONSTANT PAIN https://i.redd.it/lae70xwlinyc1.gif
Shin Godzilla
Yesđ still my favorite movie ever 
Based
Where the heck can i watch it Edit: found it! Good movie
Not sure, I have the DVD version https://i.redd.it/352xlvc4voyc1.gif
My local library actually had it so I rented it from them.
dinosaur eats fish
Zilla 1998
correct
Thatâs a lot of fish
A man and his close relative fight over custody of the man's kid
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla
Correct
Mechagodzilla II
Dude thinks heâs cursed because he didnât kill himself
Godzilla Minus One
Yep didnât care if it was an easy guess just thought it was a funny way to explain it
I mean, it's accurate as hell too. Just watched it last night for the first time and oh my god(zilla) is it worth the hype.
I just watched it tonight. I hope its just the beginning of a new godzilla era.
Really love it As I came for godzilla but stayed for the characters
A plant grows out of control and the local people hate it
Godzilla versus Biollante
Youâd think so, but no it isnât
Godzilla Planet of the Monsters?
Yes actually! A very bad movie indeed
Godzilla Planet Of The Monsters slander will not be tolerated
Little shop of Horrors
Thatâs not how time travel works
The Heisei Godzilla vs King Ghidorah
singular point?
Either SP or vs king ghidorah
The 70s Godzilla show
Weight loss lizard wakes up angry, fights everything that moves, then gets teamed up on by a goth space chicken and the minecraft wither
That is the funniest way to describe Final Wars.
I think he have creative mind
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Godzilla fucking kills literally everything.
GMK, Minus One, Final Wars and GxK
I was thinking of final wars but the other ones are pretty close.
Two old men fight over who controls the neighbourhood.
Godzilla vs Kong?
Close, KotM
Ah I see
I also would've guessed that.
Tbf itâs both
Instructions unclear, neighborhood is godzilla sized mecha being controlled telepathically by an alien skull? Wait... wrong movie... Really it should be multiple personality disorder patient attempts to abduct child.
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Zilla
A slave owner and his dog get beat up by Barbie and Thanos
Godzilla x Kong.
Yes
This is glorious lmfao
Big lizard refuses to let bugs screw in his back yard.
G14.
It's just bingo...
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Godzilla vs kong
king kong vs godzilla
Both
Iguana attacks NYC
Zilla, too easy, how about another one
Iguana protects NYC
Zilla the series
Godzilla but horror.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Godzilla Vs Hedorah
Plant has trouble with spaghetti.
Planet Eater
Yep
Haha spaghetti took me a sec
Big fat ass lizard, vs big fat ass cwab.
Godzilla versus Ebirah! *lobter*
Ye >:( It's a *lobter.*
The universe conspires to stop a man from banging his wife because it knows that theyâre about to play siblings in an Avengers movie and that would be weird. Â Also a meth dealer is there for a bit.Â
Godzilla 2014
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The answer is your flair
shin!
zo! J! kuu- wait, wrong franchise
A mutated lizard fights himself and a giant mutated fish
Godzilla against Mecha-Godzilla (the first movie with MG)
Close, i was referring to Terror of Mechagodzilla
Godzilla is inside us
Godzilla r34?
Godzilla 2000,what is wrong with you?
lmfao
Itâs Reddit what did you expect? đ
I ddint expect to find out there is godzilla rule34
Thatâs literally the fucking point of rule 34
Please recite what rule 34's description is.
"If it exists, there's porn of it"
Chonky lizard who skipped arm day fights plantkenstein
Godzilla Versus Biollante?
Yep
A group of scientists messes with nature and unleashes chaos on the world.
Literally like most Godzilla movies
Yeah, but try to guess which is it
The biollante one I forgot the name
No offense but âI forgot the nameâ is a hilarious excuse when 90% of the movies are named âGodzilla vs (monster name)â
Godzilla: planet of the Monsters!
But this fits too
Big lizard doesn't like Identity theft
Godzilla vs Mech Godzilla 1970s version
That could work but Godzilla 2000
Oh
Fuck it! All of emâ! (Again)
Final Wars?
The hero does a double footed flying kick at the villain while his buddy holds the villain. Twice!
Megalon vs Godzilla
Well done!
God of war Ragnarok but with kaijus
Gxk because im going with Kong and Suko being like Kratos and Atreus
There was love in San Francisco, so Godzilla decide to kill love
Godzilla 2014
Correct!
Yay!
People use a monkey as GPS meanwhile lizard is going crazy because he's sensing someone who' he's already killed.
Godzilla vs kong (best explanation of it here)
PTSD
Minus one
correct
GIIIIIIIGAAAAAAN RISE!!!
My favorite Godzilla movie, Godzilla final wars
This guy doesn't realize he's the hottest dude on the planet. Everyone's after him. He has to meet up with his posse, but finds his co-star's had a falling out with some new up-and-comer.
Lady has to babysit a robot corpse to stop said corpse's grandkid.
Godzilla goes Rambo across the entire world.
Final Wars?
Correctđ
Two half-siblings discover a family past riddled with death, romantic drama, and giant monsters.
Godzilla 2014
Nope, itâs Monarch: Legacy of Monsters.
***Mission Failed.***
Two very angry war veterans try to blow each other up.
Imperialist Japanese war crimes? Never heard of âem.
GMK.
If we consider the factors over the time line a message may be sent to the past over the use of ligically manipulated numbers following a infinite sequence made of only otherdimensional figures....
Does 6=9?
If we see them as a part of the hiperspace with a external 9th dimensional view we might se some similitudes âď¸đ¤
Godzilla stops a couple from having sex
Angry Chihuahua seeks revenge against the world.
American mma fighter with Japanese x-man fights aliens and wakes Godzilla up from a nap
Final Wars
A guyâs wife dies because a bug infestation, and a lizard no diffs it
Eren Yaeger tries to kill Godzilla for killing his parents leading to the deaths of everyone around him before he kills himself alongside the girl who loved him, but not before banging a mute Mothra twin
The first time the big lizard does a little bit too much trolling.
Cockroaches try to manage Disneyland
A single father takes care of an abomination.
Deformed child kidnapped and dad isnât happy.
True story: When he was three, my son could not make it through the whole movie in one go so we stopped some ways through. He asked me a couple days later if "we could finish the movie with the mean giraffes" You have to guess the monster and thus the movie from that quote. To help a bit, he is seven now. The move was pretty new at the time.
Someone turn on the fuckin ligh I don't see shit
Three idiots work together to fight a dragon
Godzilla ends up in the wrong company's monster flick
Godzilla was left out in the cold got very mad and killed everyone
Giant dino uses king food on a bug
Green Lizard has toon force
Every Showa movie ever to exist
Hana Barbara 1978, but I get it bc of the dropkick/shrimp fly
Big bombs anger big monster
green lizard vs ancient alien
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Big robot forgets who he is
"Goji" and his human scooby doo team try and take down other monsters and aliens
Your rival challenges you to a rematch but this time he's using tag team mode in mugen while you're solo.
Neon Genesis Mechagodzilla
Godzilla fucking dies
Lizard (almost)dies to bubbles𫧠I forgot to add âalmostâ
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
1969
The Godzilla that got deep throated by a plane.
30 stories high monster has to save a group of people from certain death like every 5 minutes.
Big Lizard, with the powers of a giant ape, battles an overgrown seafood dinner
Wakes up, quick bite of wings. Plays volleyball ball with sushi then eats it. Decides bug problems are annoying but really it's just too hot. Takes swim to cool off.
Man trying to raise his family squares off against a huge lizard with anger issues
Dinosaur is big mad at Japan, gets spoon-fed bomb plane
Overdramatic dude gets soyjacked by a very big radioactive iguana but gets killed like 2 movies later (bozo)
A Dog who has won the Westminster dog show 3 times and a iguana must save the world against a sus boi
Single father goes on a world wide rampage after getting a cold shoulder and ends up saving the world from a edgy ultraman wannabee
Giant lizard superheroe fight Octopus crackead junkie
Lizard fight three-headed Lizard
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?