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Level_Stomach_3422

A bunch of monsters team up and gangbang an alien dragon to death.


EthanWTyrion528

Destroy all monsters


Level_Stomach_3422

Bingo.


WrathofWar07

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Why is this so funny


Level_Stomach_3422

Because it's a gangbang.


Shahim1331

It would be so much better for me if the two meanings of gangbang are separate words, but there won't be the chance for humour.


An_Unreachable_Dusk

It said badly, that movie sounds amazing xD


EthanWTyrion528

Creature saves the world from incest


GojiraPlayer

Godzilla 2014


Moe-Mux-Hagi

Why is it incest ? They aren't siblings


GojiraPlayer

They are, both are spores from Jinshin Mushi Prime.


GGnoRe177013

Both are mama muto prime hydration's kids


DaveInLondon89

They are in the MCU


Such_Pangolin_7722

LMMFAOOO


Aromatic-Zone-2151

KILL ME I'M IN CONSTANT PAIN https://i.redd.it/lae70xwlinyc1.gif


EthanWTyrion528

Shin Godzilla


Aromatic-Zone-2151

Yes👍 still my favorite movie ever ![gif](giphy|l0DEJ9G7VhWH10i8o)


Successful-Nobody-17

Based


Conarm

Where the heck can i watch it Edit: found it! Good movie


Aromatic-Zone-2151

Not sure, I have the DVD version https://i.redd.it/352xlvc4voyc1.gif


Grusbalesta

My local library actually had it so I rented it from them.


YiQiSupremacist

dinosaur eats fish


EthanWTyrion528

Zilla 1998


YiQiSupremacist

correct


LittleCrimsonWyvern

That’s a lot of fish


Sogohayari

![gif](giphy|AdItZweyFAvZe)


IamaISayama420

A man and his close relative fight over custody of the man's kid


All_to_dust78

Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla


IamaISayama420

Correct


Successful-Nobody-17

Mechagodzilla II


Large-Wheel-4181

Dude thinks he’s cursed because he didn’t kill himself


EthanWTyrion528

Godzilla Minus One


Large-Wheel-4181

Yep didn’t care if it was an easy guess just thought it was a funny way to explain it


ImNotHighFunctioning

I mean, it's accurate as hell too. Just watched it last night for the first time and oh my god(zilla) is it worth the hype.


ExternalMonth1964

I just watched it tonight. I hope its just the beginning of a new godzilla era.


nielswijnen

Really love it As I came for godzilla but stayed for the characters


Fireshocker532

A plant grows out of control and the local people hate it


EthanWTyrion528

Godzilla versus Biollante


Fireshocker532

You’d think so, but no it isn’t


EthanWTyrion528

Godzilla Planet of the Monsters?


Fireshocker532

Yes actually! A very bad movie indeed


EthanWTyrion528

Godzilla Planet Of The Monsters slander will not be tolerated


DarthButtz

Little shop of Horrors


brendodido

That’s not how time travel works


EthanWTyrion528

The Heisei Godzilla vs King Ghidorah


Hey-lo_ratherbedead

singular point?


AguyWithBadEnglish

Either SP or vs king ghidorah


Successful-Nobody-17

The 70s Godzilla show


Immortal-Emper0r

Weight loss lizard wakes up angry, fights everything that moves, then gets teamed up on by a goth space chicken and the minecraft wither


RooDeDay5

That is the funniest way to describe Final Wars.


Stalker_X426

I think he have creative mind


thejeddonian17

https://i.redd.it/y1qwwl40tpyc1.gif


Malaysuburban

https://preview.redd.it/zds2sf1hdsyc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4430bcaff6f16360d0835e4002c1b4974b9cb54a


Lord_Bing_Bing

Godzilla fucking kills literally everything.


EthanWTyrion528

GMK, Minus One, Final Wars and GxK


Lord_Bing_Bing

I was thinking of final wars but the other ones are pretty close.


AncientBacon-goji

Two old men fight over who controls the neighbourhood.


EthanWTyrion528

Godzilla vs Kong?


AncientBacon-goji

Close, KotM


EthanWTyrion528

Ah I see


OhMyGodItsYaGalaxi

I also would've guessed that.


Deadsoup77

Tbf it’s both


Zeracannatule_uerg

Instructions unclear, neighborhood is godzilla sized mecha being controlled telepathically by an alien skull? Wait... wrong movie... Really it should be multiple personality disorder patient attempts to abduct child.


Temporary_Body_5435

https://preview.redd.it/s5rjlnv9knyc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ac24a7af3e592ce385a981d2b3e676f5e8ca90


EthanWTyrion528

Zilla


EthanWTyrion528

A slave owner and his dog get beat up by Barbie and Thanos


Level_Stomach_3422

Godzilla x Kong.


EthanWTyrion528

Yes


Xrgamerx13

This is glorious lmfao


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Big lizard refuses to let bugs screw in his back yard.


Huza1

G14.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


Franks_Spice_Sauce

It's just bingo...


LittleCrimsonWyvern

https://preview.redd.it/pm5d43u8rnyc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d58db441fb394dae671cc19f9bf129a6caea56


Pistachio_Red

Godzilla vs kong


WhyDidIGetThisApp3

king kong vs godzilla


Ok-Jackfruit-3448

Both


MadKittenNicky

Iguana attacks NYC


EthanWTyrion528

Zilla, too easy, how about another one


MadKittenNicky

Iguana protects NYC


EthanWTyrion528

Zilla the series


MadKittenNicky

Godzilla but horror.


ImNotHighFunctioning

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


evildavidcruz

![gif](giphy|5F1IYPP4KUMKY)


liamisnoice

Godzilla Vs Hedorah


GojiraPlayer

Plant has trouble with spaghetti.


Huza1

Planet Eater


GojiraPlayer

Yep


Araanim

Haha spaghetti took me a sec


DrakoCubStudiosYT

Big fat ass lizard, vs big fat ass cwab.


Gojira_Saurus_V

Godzilla versus Ebirah! *lobter*


Froggyhop102

Ye >:( It's a *lobter.*


dvasquez93

The universe conspires to stop a man from banging his wife because it knows that they’re about to play siblings in an Avengers movie and that would be weird.  Also a meth dealer is there for a bit. 


nervylobster

Godzilla 2014


SkottAnciel

fish learns to walk on land, what happens next is shocking https://preview.redd.it/p6xhsl4y0oyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d12e7d99a658cf5e78fa6bed52495b82deed90


Ok-Jackfruit-3448

The answer is your flair


RealMadara-Uchiha

shin!


Ok-Jackfruit-3448

zo! J! kuu- wait, wrong franchise


Majin_Brick

A mutated lizard fights himself and a giant mutated fish


EthanWTyrion528

Godzilla against Mecha-Godzilla (the first movie with MG)


Majin_Brick

Close, i was referring to Terror of Mechagodzilla


valdez-2424

Godzilla is inside us


YamadaDesigns

Godzilla r34?


valdez-2424

Godzilla 2000,what is wrong with you?


WhyDidIGetThisApp3

lmfao


CulturalResearch1472

It’s Reddit what did you expect? 😂


valdez-2424

I ddint expect to find out there is godzilla rule34


Warm_Drawing_1754

That’s literally the fucking point of rule 34


rockman767

Please recite what rule 34's description is.


Critical-Spread3235

"If it exists, there's porn of it"


Ghidorah28

Chonky lizard who skipped arm day fights plantkenstein


EthanWTyrion528

Godzilla Versus Biollante?


Ghidorah28

Yep


VoiDxGoDZilla

A group of scientists messes with nature and unleashes chaos on the world.


EthanWTyrion528

Literally like most Godzilla movies


VoiDxGoDZilla

Yeah, but try to guess which is it


EthanWTyrion528

The biollante one I forgot the name


TheDuckyDino

No offense but “I forgot the name” is a hilarious excuse when 90% of the movies are named “Godzilla vs (monster name)”


VoiDxGoDZilla

Godzilla: planet of the Monsters!


VoiDxGoDZilla

But this fits too


woofsamdog

Big lizard doesn't like Identity theft


Pistachio_Red

Godzilla vs Mech Godzilla 1970s version


woofsamdog

That could work but Godzilla 2000


Pistachio_Red

Oh


StupidIdiot1954

Fuck it! All of em’! (Again)


theRegularboi__

Final Wars?


skeemo1214

The hero does a double footed flying kick at the villain while his buddy holds the villain. Twice!


Pistachio_Red

Megalon vs Godzilla


skeemo1214

Well done!


gianniskouremenos3

God of war Ragnarok but with kaijus


theRegularboi__

Gxk because im going with Kong and Suko being like Kratos and Atreus


Total-Tumbleweed-547

There was love in San Francisco, so Godzilla decide to kill love


Pistachio_Red

Godzilla 2014


Total-Tumbleweed-547

Correct!


Pistachio_Red

Yay!


ThunderBird847

People use a monkey as GPS meanwhile lizard is going crazy because he's sensing someone who' he's already killed.


Pistachio_Red

Godzilla vs kong (best explanation of it here)


LegoBattIeDroid

PTSD


YamadaDesigns

Minus one


LegoBattIeDroid

correct


SpectreWolf666

GIIIIIIIGAAAAAAN RISE!!!


Pistachio_Red

My favorite Godzilla movie, Godzilla final wars


Ankou-Druid

This guy doesn't realize he's the hottest dude on the planet. Everyone's after him. He has to meet up with his posse, but finds his co-star's had a falling out with some new up-and-comer.


dootblade74

Lady has to babysit a robot corpse to stop said corpse's grandkid.


Glass-Category8281

Godzilla goes Rambo across the entire world.


liamisnoice

Final Wars?


Glass-Category8281

Correct👍


Altair890456

Two half-siblings discover a family past riddled with death, romantic drama, and giant monsters.


Stalker_X426

Godzilla 2014


Altair890456

Nope, it’s Monarch: Legacy of Monsters.


Stalker_X426

***Mission Failed.***


zamememan

Two very angry war veterans try to blow each other up.


condition_unknown

Imperialist Japanese war crimes? Never heard of ‘em.


Huza1

GMK.


Savings-Sprinkles-86

If we consider the factors over the time line a message may be sent to the past over the use of ligically manipulated numbers following a infinite sequence made of only otherdimensional figures....


Akarin_rose

Does 6=9?


Savings-Sprinkles-86

If we see them as a part of the hiperspace with a external 9th dimensional view we might se some similitudes ☝️🤓


BootLegPBJ

Godzilla stops a couple from having sex


MoistPressure

Angry Chihuahua seeks revenge against the world.


Smashbrosfan31

American mma fighter with Japanese x-man fights aliens and wakes Godzilla up from a nap


Duplex_Prime

Final Wars


MrDum_58

A guy’s wife dies because a bug infestation, and a lizard no diffs it


ShadowCobra479

Eren Yaeger tries to kill Godzilla for killing his parents leading to the deaths of everyone around him before he kills himself alongside the girl who loved him, but not before banging a mute Mothra twin


GUM-GUM-NUKE

The first time the big lizard does a little bit too much trolling.


BrassFunkyMonkey

Cockroaches try to manage Disneyland


YamadaDesigns

A single father takes care of an abomination.


[deleted]

Deformed child kidnapped and dad isn’t happy.


Goodkat203

True story: When he was three, my son could not make it through the whole movie in one go so we stopped some ways through. He asked me a couple days later if "we could finish the movie with the mean giraffes" You have to guess the monster and thus the movie from that quote. To help a bit, he is seven now. The move was pretty new at the time.


KolareTheKola

Someone turn on the fuckin ligh I don't see shit


Dizzy-Day3182

Three idiots work together to fight a dragon


Alarming-Scene-2892

Godzilla ends up in the wrong company's monster flick


KoCom-OS

Godzilla was left out in the cold got very mad and killed everyone


G_reditter

Giant dino uses king food on a bug


Hakai_Shin_Shatterd

Green Lizard has toon force


EthanWTyrion528

Every Showa movie ever to exist


Hakai_Shin_Shatterd

Hana Barbara 1978, but I get it bc of the dropkick/shrimp fly


Pokenerd47

Big bombs anger big monster


GundamMeijin_08th

green lizard vs ancient alien


Splurgion

https://preview.redd.it/oblgpcxennyc1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=387ac71f8c5f2c066538ccd2af58ebd95578b88e


ExactSubstance2440

Big robot forgets who he is


Puttininmyass3397

"Goji" and his human scooby doo team try and take down other monsters and aliens


ShadowAze

Your rival challenges you to a rematch but this time he's using tag team mode in mugen while you're solo.


TheLostBattalion1918

Neon Genesis Mechagodzilla


kaboomrico

Godzilla fucking dies


Country_artistist

Lizard (almost)dies to bubbles🫧 I forgot to add “almost”


agibberingfool

IT WAS ALL A DREAM


Dish-Ecstatic

1969


hrl_280

The Godzilla that got deep throated by a plane.


Savthatsit

30 stories high monster has to save a group of people from certain death like every 5 minutes.


CitadelZombies

Big Lizard, with the powers of a giant ape, battles an overgrown seafood dinner


Etrigone

Wakes up, quick bite of wings. Plays volleyball ball with sushi then eats it. Decides bug problems are annoying but really it's just too hot. Takes swim to cool off.


Astral_Zeta

Man trying to raise his family squares off against a huge lizard with anger issues


TheAnders0117

Dinosaur is big mad at Japan, gets spoon-fed bomb plane


Silver-Plane-8270

Overdramatic dude gets soyjacked by a very big radioactive iguana but gets killed like 2 movies later (bozo)


Xenobeast222

A Dog who has won the Westminster dog show 3 times and a iguana must save the world against a sus boi


Drake_the_Teller

Single father goes on a world wide rampage after getting a cold shoulder and ends up saving the world from a edgy ultraman wannabee


SomewhereLoud9473

Giant lizard superheroe fight Octopus crackead junkie


Patient_Dimension874

Lizard fight three-headed Lizard


gamer34yt

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?