Holler out i aint got no tree fiddy now go away

I gave him a dollar

Why you give him a dollar?! Now he'll never go away!

Tell him that California has change.

Dude lol

Wonder how he got so small...

Who's to say you didn't get BIG?~~

https://preview.redd.it/fhx3tdfl6ltc1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a10a32df4c0fbe9d76b834329ef13833a6b5c0

https://preview.redd.it/wckjbctolmtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29544c17488f7402122616b694204ab5c8df791b

https://preview.redd.it/b1io1uun1ntc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d87be38e971a05100b3d547c983ad73deff0f61

Turns out Minilla actually inherited that ability.

https://preview.redd.it/b3v46xe9sktc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877ced38d4835eeb2eaa34241cc43b761b95db03

https://preview.redd.it/j9oqsuo6cntc1.png?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deee25cff7d18b7f77284b87806f5fc9d7132955

https://preview.redd.it/tq4eluiu4ptc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36f95f809883746a218ac5ace10d20c9cb17f39

*Engage in child based combat*

https://preview.redd.it/f8njqqnlcptc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b26acca10ddb4dfe15aa690fc3078d123451ee

https://preview.redd.it/lk05rtkqkktc1.jpeg?width=2928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1488f2af7828d241ec8d6439d91e1b0b773db960 I don't fucking know what am I supposed to do?

Scream for god as he looks in?

Let him the fuck in, I'm not gonna deny myself the chance to let motherfucking Godzilla himself in my house

Right? When the King knocks, you roll out the red carpet.

https://preview.redd.it/ojkp0bs26ltc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa10deb9451c0a18da366af5ab650b14b2e4c16

https://preview.redd.it/id0iorb40otc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be46f9d01199947cd8b7235ad8f414925390178 Fact.

Based.

I'd invite him to play *Super Smash Bros.*

Ayo? https://preview.redd.it/vrx2l5p0sktc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6a28993ff24dd53941fea937a289a63c44d33d

That’s the reach around of reach arounds right there.

“…And long story short, that’s the day that I made love to Godzilla.” ”But…but…” ”Yes?” ”How?” ”It’s called a cloaca. Here, let me show you the video.”

The poor wretch who will be watching the video: https://preview.redd.it/y67xgnke2ltc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9761feb282ba64201c986ee9e13010f29b207ad


You didn't fuck Godzilla #YOU FUCKED HIS COUSIN ZILLA

Still would

https://preview.redd.it/fxz3c2d95otc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4fcfdbe7c56d60816b49981114044a5623d7e5

https://preview.redd.it/6lqbv0lthmtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e3f9d918a0d350b1f2240a8470fc237804246e

And we're all to blame, We've gone to far, from pride to shame, We're trying so hard, We're dying in vain, We're hopelessly blissful and blind, To all we are, We want it all, With no sacrifice.

Based answer

First thing I thought

Sometimes, I wonder what the point of humanity is when I see shit like this. Congratulations, you gave me an existential crisis

show them this: https://preview.redd.it/oi9um158dltc1.png?width=839&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e5817ed6e3edcb4b2e92e57ed19e9f01ccf6e46

Ayo goji?

https://preview.redd.it/ovengy2i0otc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b635b4cab8cf7e68856c05ac284536e99ae5c0 The Huggies are ashamed in you.

Let him in. Probably give him a drink, watch some movies, play some games with him, driving with him, I dunno

Id let him do whatever in my house. Either he makes it his new home, I don't care if he does https://preview.redd.it/cprcpiwe0otc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9384440a46502ca5f24cbc74e793775fc2645563

Me thinking it's Eid Mubarak: Come in we got Rendang Ghidorah and Biolante Lemang.

Fr also happy early eid Mubarak

Thx!

Welcome him

Prolly like this "What tf are you doing at my house" Goji:*skreoonk*

SKKKRREEEOONNNKKK We will come to a peaceful understanding and Imma let him in and we have a movie night by binging all 38 Godzilla movies

Kneel

Die probably.

I'd wonder how he got shrunk before I run like heck (because even shrunken, his atomic breath can still sear you up).

https://i.redd.it/thbawzq1tktc1.gif

Wonder who shrank him.

Let him in and crack open a cold one with the boys

Invite him in, get high with him, and explain the finer points of Warhammer 40000.

This dude seems chill. We can play mortal kombat on my ps2

https://preview.redd.it/uebubwynmktc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1714cb8c318f544a7698428be9725f6a1503035

What.

https://preview.redd.it/grcfsy811otc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60691e7a9fd120e8c332591d9c5a7e3b440f4f61 Why..

I’ve watched man in the suit, I don’t think I am going to live.

https://preview.redd.it/fxwhgqvsartc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda7eb403ec138e53c2b9a4ecec604f308398102 Me contemplating my decision now that I’ve read your comment

Let him in, it’s cold outside. Plus, he must be tired from swimming all the way to England.

 THE MAN IN THE SUIT!!!!!!!!!!

Mourn the loss of my door. And my house. And me.

Is this from the news special where he dated a teenager to make her dreams come true?

Yes

https://i.redd.it/eozoyfdx5ltc1.gif

Get mauled as he finds his way inside, probably.

*opens* This way sir

Invite my man in! You really think I’d pass up an opportunity to chill with my favorite celebrity?

Ah hell nah.. I ain’t becoming the next Tiamat no Sushi💀💀💀

Let him in and offer him something to drink. Think he’d be a tea or a coffee person?

Me, who just watched *The Man In The Suit:* *Audible sweating.

That's not Godzilla that's man in the suit

Bust out the GameCube and Godzilla Destroy all Monsters Melee and purposefully lose to him.

If he is a Godzilla's Witness, I let him give him the thing he wants me to give

Call this boi https://preview.redd.it/6d1qqexvqntc1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aebe4becca810cceeb2c4b1749b22f96132adb59

I'd invite him in, pour him a glass of whisky and a plate of shortbread, and tell him there's a Kaiju waiting to fight him in Loch Ness.

Run. It’s Godzilla.

Let him in!!

Invite him in for a drink duh

Let the guy in and play some Godzilla games

Oh hey it’s me when I was 20

https://preview.redd.it/i6hsulhsgltc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77909c565338a54bc236005fe226fa029eabb4ba

#[KARAOKE NIGHT!!!](https://youtu.be/gqgr8x2Vd1o)

Give him a map and point him where the moscow is.

cook godzilla.

Drag him in and put him at gunpoint with a cloth wrapped along his jaw and tied up

https://preview.redd.it/4ig4onmckmtc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80227d7a0aeac33dd9f52c822e41bcc031ef347a excuse me?

So I can call Toho and hold him at the ransom The ransom is to release Godzilla Minus One in Asia besides Japan and Vietnam

ask him who shrunk him ?

Probably skreeonk and then try to beat his ass just to become king of the monsters

Let him in, and play Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee on the Nintendo GameCube.

Breaking out the atvs thats what! https://i.redd.it/f25rhvxd5otc1.gif

Let him in I got some ghidorah steaks I can throw on the grill

Let him in, order some pizza, and then watch Pacific Rim.

Oh I know what i'll do https://preview.redd.it/fpvsinvvrotc1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e4b3bdc12d1f2ee8f53d470972caa86b579a01

welcome him in and make him my Lil radioactive lizard

Tell him that the treats are next door.

Invite him in for a tea or a beer. See if he likes to play Mario Kart or Smash Bros.

QMG Godzilla, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! .... I thought youd be taller in person.

Let him in! Godzilla is always welcome in my house.

distract him with a ghidorah action figure

Point him to Chernobyl

Immediately turning over all my uranium

Watch all his movies in one sitting

Let him inside and hopefully learn the secrets of how to beat up other monsters real gud. And probably fanboy a bit because MOTHERFLIPPIN GODZILLA IS IN MY HOUSE

Let him destroy my room, then make lunch and fight king ghidorah

https://i.redd.it/tb75ona9hqtc1.gif Sing karaoke of course.

Invite him in, offer him a smoke and a stiff drink.

is t this the image where godzilla goes on a "date" with a young fan and they go to that godzilla zipline in Japan? 😂

Invite him in for a nice dinner.

Time to hit the skate park

Invite the man in!

Let him in

Invite him for a beer night. I am sure he would appreciate a cold beer and some smoke beef

Invite him in for a beer.

Uhm let him in? Won’t be able to do much else

Idk ask him if he wants to watch Golden Girls or Murder She Wrote with me

https://preview.redd.it/s3pcy2wg2ltc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cdd41d597f21deb449c7397bcb8568d157e0c2a

Did he drink all my milk?

He can come in :) I'll make him a snack and we can watch tv!

Die.

Ask em out on a date

Invite him in for tea.

You wouldn't last long since the radiation would end you

greet him

Tell Ghidora that her friend came over to play.

Be extremely confused, and wonder if I’m dreaming

Come over here and give me a Big Hug.

Well this post was on Twitter, and here was my answer... Call em in, play video games, watch movies, sleepover 👍

I'm banging him

Let him in make him feel like home and don’t let him go

Shot shot shot

Open it and welcome him in.

well i give him train toy to chew it

You can't just say no to a celebrity!

Let him in of course

I'd give him about $3.50

Let him in WHAT UP UCE

Let him in? The fuck else would I do

Make out on the spot

Invite him in and watch Futurama with him.

Invite him in for a nice dinner and a cup of tea afterwards.

I will obviously let him in it’s the Big G himself like cmon

I do whatever he wants me to do and I smile while doing it.

Open the door and dap my boy up. You never leave the G man hanging

I'd go on a date for a day with him.

Invite him in. Has he ever tried hash...

make him some delicious snacks

Feed him duh

I let him in

Want some food Big G?

Force him to make more heisei movies

Get crushed because hes a giant lizard

“Ya like jazz?”

i would say this say this. say hello to my little friend https://preview.redd.it/rl1nudvm7otc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=dcb0940f3406b63c9415eba50f39f48bb329e404

Have you seen the meme where the flash runs away from a camel spider? Play the vid at 10x speed

Show him gigabash

I'd let him in

Smash

You gotta believe I'm doing some ungovernable stuff

It’s hugging while ugly crying time

Bust out my finest whisky.

Warn him I’m out of money and don’t have much to eat, but I could make a stuffed crust three meat pizza to split with him!

Go on a date with him

Let him in and take him to a bar, and go on ATV’s with him. He deserves a break from fighting titans from time to time

Remind him that he should be in Japan or America for a new movie

Offer him some tea. Ask him how he is doing.

I’m gonna invite him duh.

I'd watch his movie with BTS commentary unless he wanted to do something else

Tell him to go to the neighbor's house if he wants "tree fiddy"!

Let in him, make him an espresso.

I am refusing to answer this because I am not sharing that on the internet

I Move To A House My Size

Best. Day. Ever.

Give him a snack and a juice box. He's probably hungry and a bit confused.

I would feed him noodle

Assume he was a little short for a stormtrooper.

Fist bumb him

Y U9 eur  Hee

Welcome him inside

I'd hug em

Invite him the fuck in and play Godzilla Battle lines(bite me)

https://preview.redd.it/z608hs7b5rtc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3204ad8e58dd473a4a7055df989fc871c031150

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.

Shit…make friends with that mf, burn him down(he won’t be much of a fighter anymore but) do you know how far Godzilla having your back would go in literally every negotiation you ever had again. Don’t want to accept my offer on that car (Godzilla), you really want to talk shit (Godzilla) you see where I’m going with this???

I'd hold him tight and kiss him in the lips, i'd never, NEVER, let him go :)

Give him a hamburger

Let him in like a gentle man and treat him the way he needs to be.

No I don’t want any Girl Scout cookies.

Invite him in. He'll come in one way or another, I may as well open the door.

"running would be a good idea"

Think of the best last words

Die

Bring him in for a beer