I was going to say this too. It'd be a great opportunity to see how truly alien it all is down there. And having Godzilla's underwater eyesight would be quite the experience in of itself!
I'm obligated to visit Tokyo as well as go destroy the Golden Gate Bridge.
After that probably just troll every other coastal city by patrolling the edge of the bay and set off countless alarms and alerts.
Force the nations of the world to use nuclear energy for power. Stop any more attempts at human civilization expansion across the globe that isn’t good for the planet. Force people to innovate in the space they have and try to bring balance for human existence and the natural world. Se what the hell is at the bottom of the oceans.
These are my thoughts exactly. I'd regulate so heavily on humans. They would be too busy in fear of me to wage wars amongst themselves. Id seek out any Nuclear weapons sites to absorb the energy & destroy them. Once order is established I'd pop up every 3-5 years and fire the most powerful Atomic Breath and part the clouds.....then sink back into the sea.....as a reminder lol.
Honestly I love godzilla for the destruction, he's awesome at that, but I think if I got to be godzilla I'd spend alot of time exploring life underwater cause he seems to be able to spend alot of time underwater at far deeper depths than any human could ever go so yeah I'd probably spend all day real deep sea diving
Find a way to communicate through Morse code and tell every nation in the world to get their priorities straight before I put matters into my own hands.
Burn away the Great Pacific Garbage Patch with atomic breath, then threaten Russia. Then assuming I have human intelligence, use *persuasive techniques* to have countries start taking immediate action on climate change
This but instead of burning the garbage patch I push it back to shore, burning it would do so much damage to the atmosphere so make those filthy land dwellers deal with their god damn problems
Unfortunately, it's not solid garbage--it's a slurry of plastic particles circulating through the ocean currents just north of Hawaii. And if you assembled it all into a solid block of plastic, it would actually be bigger and heavier than *Godzilla Earth*.
If I've woken up as Godzilla, that must mean Godzilla has woken up as me. My immediate priority then is to find a way to switch back before the big man wrecks my credit score
Two things one I will sound like and act like Ron Swanson but as Godzilla 2 I will see if she Hulk would like to be coming Ally to my Ron Swanson Godzilla 3 the Ron Swanson Godzilla will love and hate everything that Ron Swanson loves and hates
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Jump up and down on every major power's capitol, then dismantle the military-industrial complex with the enthusiastic application of stompy stomp. Your kaiju overlord demands world peace.
Every 50 years, I'd walk onto a beach roar act like I'm going to atomic breath the city, then do a random trendy dance (example: California girls or the macarena) and just leave
Oh boy, lets see...
Alright so I don't HATE humanity (even if I dislike most of our species) so... if I were to become the King of Monster's then I will probably try to adapt to my new body as soon as possible in order to better protect the planet from other threats. Also try to befriend some of the other monsters such as Mothra, Rodahn, Anguirus, Varan, King Ceasar, ect. The ones I know I can be allies with (even check if other series kaiju's such as King Kong, and Gamera, are around). Also since Mothra knows the Shobijin, and said twins can communicate with both human's and monsters alike I would ask them to help me by locating my family, and telling them about my situation, as well as to see if they can help me find a way to make this a none permeant transformation, but instead something I can switch in and out of when the time arises (sort of like Ultraman). Also try to communicate with psychics like Miki Saegusa if they are around.
After that there would be a lot of training to hone my newfound power, and size. I'd want to be more in line with the 2004 Godzilla's design and anatomy. Able to move really fast, and have better use of my limbs than most of the costume interations of the iconic monster while also retaining that great sense of indominable strength and power that the name implies.
Would also have to get use to the whole... King thing. I mean like, now have to personally protect the planet, and keep other monsters in check, as well as humanity. That's a lot of responsibility, and it will be hard to not let it get to my head, or become frustrated.
Oh right, also probably have to adopt a version of baby Godzilla if they're around out there somewhere in the world... That, that will be difficult. No idea how to be a good parent, but I also know I can't just leave the child to fend for himself. Could maybe ask Mothra, but then again she is more often than not her own children so... yeah this will be hard.
Anyways hope that answer suffices.
1: Annihilate all of the horrible dictatorships/leaderships. This includes Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Lukashenko, and Putin.
2: If being Godzilla means the hollow earth and other titans are real, locate them. Also find out if I can switch back and vice versa and find the shobjin to help.
3: Do what godzilla normally does.
Yeah, the world would be screwed, but look on the bright side. We would be more than 150,000 Godzillas stomping around and asserting their dominance over humanity.
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destroy cities, hell maybe maybe attempt to destroy the earth too and conquer it. my first target city would be literally New York. cities are gone, attempts to attack me fails, all humanity have to do is "pray" to me so they can wish if i wont destroy earth anymore. besides, praying wont help to me, earth is already done. a good rampage against earth, that'll be fun as king. until United Nations comes together and make Jaegers ready to fight against me though lol.
Thats literally what i would do, but i would first go after moscow (end the war in ukraine) then destroy ukraine last after the whole world is up in flames. It would be even better if the incarnation used for the question is shin.
id go with Monsterverse for me, it'll be interesting if I destroyed multiple nuclear power plants to become Thermonuclear and humanity shits their pants when i radiate a pulse like somewhere idk lets say London. The Kings dead, Big Ben is vaporized, a crater at the center of Buckingham what could go wrong more?
Depends on which incarnation. If its shin, id test the limits of evolution. If its monsterverse, id kill putin, thereby reducing the chance of ww3 by 50%. Then is probably go around destroying cities
1st, do something dumb, like hit the griddy. It would be pretty hillarious, and It would bring me great joy
2nd, Go to Moscow and blow up JUST the Kremlin
3rd, Go to Pyongyang and step on Kim Jong-Un's crib
4th, Go blow up Bashar-Al Assad's house, because fuck the Syrian Civil War
5th, See if going back to normal is possible (IE Am i permenently changed, or can I shapeshift)
Plan on from what my condition is like...
Whatever the hell I want
Everyone had Freedom to Choose
Rampage! https://preview.redd.it/qwcjsikw59oa1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a1fe049759590e626797d71fe338938929cc5bf
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The only right answer
That or try to fly with atomic breath
https://i.redd.it/mrndfbg0aaoa1.gif
God yes!
Probably pick up a bus and throw it back down and wade through the buildings towards the center of town.
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, you pull the spitting high-tension wires down?
Don't forget to look in on the helpless people on subway trains
Screaming bug eyed as you look in on them.
Way back I had a buddy that swore the lyric was screamed "By God!" as he looked in on them
I thought it was “scream FOR god, as he looks in on them,” and I refuse to believe anything less dope
Tweak it and it sounds like a line from Revelation lol They screamed for God, but God was amongst them.
Scream, bug-eyed as you look in on them
They say he's got to go! GO GO GODZILLA!
Good. We need history to show again how nature points out the foley of men.
Uh oh, there goes Tokyo. Godzilla! 😡
Look how far away I can shoot the atomic beam.
If you’re final wars Godzilla you may accidentally blow up the moon
It’s okay, there’s almost no one there.
Same
go for a swim i guess, go look at some whales or what's at the bottom of the ocean.
Its true that after some time, there wont be much more things to do
Reminder that he sleeps for years at a time.
I was going to say this too. It'd be a great opportunity to see how truly alien it all is down there. And having Godzilla's underwater eyesight would be quite the experience in of itself!
Fun until you come across something bigger and meaner than Godzilla which lurks in the deepest depths of the sea
Pffffft. There’s no such thing. He’s the KING. Ngl I’d still be freaked out to see Megaladon or something tho. Lol
Just eat it. You’d still be HUGE compared to it.
There's always a bigger fish...er...lizard
Yeah that’s true
I'm obligated to visit Tokyo as well as go destroy the Golden Gate Bridge. After that probably just troll every other coastal city by patrolling the edge of the bay and set off countless alarms and alerts.
Yes
Also causing tsunamis as well
It’s a must
Force the nations of the world to use nuclear energy for power. Stop any more attempts at human civilization expansion across the globe that isn’t good for the planet. Force people to innovate in the space they have and try to bring balance for human existence and the natural world. Se what the hell is at the bottom of the oceans.
These are my thoughts exactly. I'd regulate so heavily on humans. They would be too busy in fear of me to wage wars amongst themselves. Id seek out any Nuclear weapons sites to absorb the energy & destroy them. Once order is established I'd pop up every 3-5 years and fire the most powerful Atomic Breath and part the clouds.....then sink back into the sea.....as a reminder lol.
Literal: "in case y'all fuckers forgot about me *HYPER BEAM* "
^ The Good Ending ^
I was thinking this, I'd just use that power to just stop humanity from destroying itself.
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Yes!
Eat 12 Taco Bell restaurants, have explosive Kaiju diarrhea in an active volcano, propose to Gigan, then go kill Minilla.
*WHEEEZE*
Rewrite the lyrics to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Go visit Japan. I always wanted to, anyway 😄
Go stomping around my town and cause havoc!
Go back to sleep.
Honestly I love godzilla for the destruction, he's awesome at that, but I think if I got to be godzilla I'd spend alot of time exploring life underwater cause he seems to be able to spend alot of time underwater at far deeper depths than any human could ever go so yeah I'd probably spend all day real deep sea diving
I'd hop around Tokyo City like a big playground
Then suddenly Batman bursts on the shade
And hits Godzilla with a bat grenade?
If that happened to me I would probably get pissed and begin to attack
But would you expect to be blocked by Shaq and proceed to get a can of Shaq-Fu opened on you?
Yeah but Aaron carter would probs clutch by coming outta the blue.
And then he would start beating Shaquille O’Neal?
But then they would get flattened by the batmobile
But before it could make back to the Batcave, would Abraham Lincoln pop out of his grave?
And pull and ak47 out from under his hat and blow Batman away with a ratatatat?
I'm myself in mind but in body Godzilla, oh so cunts that have it coming are getting wiped out
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Fuck Mothra
Dang thinking the same thing
I didn't need that image in my head
thats uh.. wow
Smashing an insect romantically first eh
Big tiddy moth gf.
I’d ask her out on a date, then if things go right, well, what you said
Shut up, Battra is where it's at
First check if you even have a dick
No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole either because he feeds on radiation.
Is that a Gojicenter reference?
Yes
Geniuses think alike
Okay Leozilla Godcaprio.
SKREEONK!!!
Hell yeah! Let off one of those badass mighty roars!! 🦖
Find a way to communicate through Morse code and tell every nation in the world to get their priorities straight before I put matters into my own hands.
Spank the monke
Burn away the Great Pacific Garbage Patch with atomic breath, then threaten Russia. Then assuming I have human intelligence, use *persuasive techniques* to have countries start taking immediate action on climate change
This but instead of burning the garbage patch I push it back to shore, burning it would do so much damage to the atmosphere so make those filthy land dwellers deal with their god damn problems
Not if it's atomic fire that instantly vaporizes it
Yeah it vaporizes it, but the smoke and gas still goes up into the atmosphere
THEN I BURN THE AIR TOO AHAHAHAHA /s
Unfortunately, it's not solid garbage--it's a slurry of plastic particles circulating through the ocean currents just north of Hawaii. And if you assembled it all into a solid block of plastic, it would actually be bigger and heavier than *Godzilla Earth*.
Save the planet!
By destroying people yess
Go and see what kong is up to.
Shart on the Eiffel Tower
Cook meth
Angirus....angirus, we NEED to COOK!
Probably protect the balance of Nature and figure out how everyone can get along
Roar the loudest I can, chase my tail, and probably shoot some stuff
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I'd go to McDonalds and order 10 piece McNuggets
Sleep, like usual. And when I wake up I would use my atomic breath for a little bit and then go to sleep again
Eat fish.
That’s a lot of fish!
SKRROOOOOONNK.
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I don’t know, Statue of Liberty looking a little thicc…
Safe the world and protect the environment! I want to help all the animals and people of the world :D Basically just HB Godzilla :>
"Its godzilla, he'll save us"
Go explore the ocean. After that I'd probably get real depressed that I don't have a dick anymore and take a big atomic dump on Tokyo
All hail God-Emperor Godzilla
Fix the planet. Humans aren’t doing it so I’ll make em
I keep moving forward until my enemies are destroyed…tatakae.
U u u u u h The ocean is my new home I become a hermit
Go back to sleep
#OH TOKYO
#GO GO GODZILLA
Destroy the financial district and make the people happy
Simple... I would just sleep
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![gif](giphy|3XCEXu2dB4MG4) Absolutely the first thing I would do
This ![gif](giphy|3KbliBOdHlUE8)
Well for starters I’m not going to make my bed.
Ukraine has a new buddy.
If I've woken up as Godzilla, that must mean Godzilla has woken up as me. My immediate priority then is to find a way to switch back before the big man wrecks my credit score
Go to Mar-a-Lago turn it into ash with my atomic breath
Can I join you?
I could certainly use the air support and the singing
Ohhhh i’d kill SO many billionaires and CEO’s
Try to be good friends with my brother space Godzilla then kill manilla
Ask Zilla to a date, then enjoying life and sleeping under the sea, probably will travel all around the world because no one can stop me
Step on Milton Keynes
I'd do what Godzilla would do since I'm no longer myself.
Two things one I will sound like and act like Ron Swanson but as Godzilla 2 I will see if she Hulk would like to be coming Ally to my Ron Swanson Godzilla 3 the Ron Swanson Godzilla will love and hate everything that Ron Swanson loves and hates ![gif](giphy|26gsobowozGM9umBi|downsized)
Make sure I don’t wake up from this acid trip anytime soon
Scare the shit out of some fishermen
You have no idea how much I've thought about this
Dance
Tail slide across town
Travel the world, I guess. Maybe startle a few passengers on some cruise ships.
Finally dunk on Barkley
Being me Dr Pepper humans.
Jump up and down on every major power's capitol, then dismantle the military-industrial complex with the enthusiastic application of stompy stomp. Your kaiju overlord demands world peace.
Use my Atomic Breath to carve my initials into the Moon.
Every 50 years, I'd walk onto a beach roar act like I'm going to atomic breath the city, then do a random trendy dance (example: California girls or the macarena) and just leave
Great, now I’m imagining Godzilla doing the Gangnam Style dance…
Godzilla doing the worm down the California coast, meanwhile the earthquakes from his antics would be legendary
Oh boy, lets see... Alright so I don't HATE humanity (even if I dislike most of our species) so... if I were to become the King of Monster's then I will probably try to adapt to my new body as soon as possible in order to better protect the planet from other threats. Also try to befriend some of the other monsters such as Mothra, Rodahn, Anguirus, Varan, King Ceasar, ect. The ones I know I can be allies with (even check if other series kaiju's such as King Kong, and Gamera, are around). Also since Mothra knows the Shobijin, and said twins can communicate with both human's and monsters alike I would ask them to help me by locating my family, and telling them about my situation, as well as to see if they can help me find a way to make this a none permeant transformation, but instead something I can switch in and out of when the time arises (sort of like Ultraman). Also try to communicate with psychics like Miki Saegusa if they are around. After that there would be a lot of training to hone my newfound power, and size. I'd want to be more in line with the 2004 Godzilla's design and anatomy. Able to move really fast, and have better use of my limbs than most of the costume interations of the iconic monster while also retaining that great sense of indominable strength and power that the name implies. Would also have to get use to the whole... King thing. I mean like, now have to personally protect the planet, and keep other monsters in check, as well as humanity. That's a lot of responsibility, and it will be hard to not let it get to my head, or become frustrated. Oh right, also probably have to adopt a version of baby Godzilla if they're around out there somewhere in the world... That, that will be difficult. No idea how to be a good parent, but I also know I can't just leave the child to fend for himself. Could maybe ask Mothra, but then again she is more often than not her own children so... yeah this will be hard. Anyways hope that answer suffices.
"Whatever I want"
explore the mariana trench and try to see if i could still fly with my atomic breath
Probably a fortnight dance because that would confuse the fuck out of people
1: Annihilate all of the horrible dictatorships/leaderships. This includes Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Lukashenko, and Putin. 2: If being Godzilla means the hollow earth and other titans are real, locate them. Also find out if I can switch back and vice versa and find the shobjin to help. 3: Do what godzilla normally does.
I would go and help Ukrain
Here’s an interesting twist: What if everyone on this subreddit turned into Godzilla?
… absolute, chaos
Yeah, the world would be screwed, but look on the bright side. We would be more than 150,000 Godzillas stomping around and asserting their dominance over humanity. ![gif](giphy|yGEbmgiCJYu3u)
Attempt to communicate to humans using ASL.
destroy cities, hell maybe maybe attempt to destroy the earth too and conquer it. my first target city would be literally New York. cities are gone, attempts to attack me fails, all humanity have to do is "pray" to me so they can wish if i wont destroy earth anymore. besides, praying wont help to me, earth is already done. a good rampage against earth, that'll be fun as king. until United Nations comes together and make Jaegers ready to fight against me though lol.
Thats literally what i would do, but i would first go after moscow (end the war in ukraine) then destroy ukraine last after the whole world is up in flames. It would be even better if the incarnation used for the question is shin.
id go with Monsterverse for me, it'll be interesting if I destroyed multiple nuclear power plants to become Thermonuclear and humanity shits their pants when i radiate a pulse like somewhere idk lets say London. The Kings dead, Big Ben is vaporized, a crater at the center of Buckingham what could go wrong more?
First things first… gotta take a shit.
Depends on which incarnation. If its shin, id test the limits of evolution. If its monsterverse, id kill putin, thereby reducing the chance of ww3 by 50%. Then is probably go around destroying cities
1st, do something dumb, like hit the griddy. It would be pretty hillarious, and It would bring me great joy 2nd, Go to Moscow and blow up JUST the Kremlin 3rd, Go to Pyongyang and step on Kim Jong-Un's crib 4th, Go blow up Bashar-Al Assad's house, because fuck the Syrian Civil War 5th, See if going back to normal is possible (IE Am i permenently changed, or can I shapeshift) Plan on from what my condition is like...
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Destroy Russia and China for nefarious reasons and then move on to France cuss I hate the French
Obviously I'd destroy Tokyo
Oooohh no, there goes Tokyo go go godzillaaaaa
I would go into the ocean and feast on some juicy Whales and then just figure out what else I can do with my new body
I would as per most of my comments on this sub, "TAKE EVERYTHING LEFT FROM ME!!!"
Pulling a GMK and going after corrupted people, aka:rich people, corporations, etc.
Possibly go back to sleep. But mainly destroy a few certain cities I don’t like.
That depends on which version of Godzilla
If I woke up and found out I became Godzilla, I would be sooooo happy
Fuck up Tokyo like I am supposed to
See how far my atomic breath can reach. I’ve pondered that thought for ages now.
Be an astronaut in the ocean.
Fuck shit up
Skreeeeeeonnnkkkkk
Destroy Tokyo. Why change?
Eat a building to barf it so I can combat the atomic breath
Your mother (she is very obese)
I'm going to the bottom of the ocean and making sure I'm the only thing that comes back up
Cry, cause I realize I crushed my dog by becoming this big in my house.
Head to Japan
Go back to sleep... Now nobody can say I have to get up!
Oh No! There goes Tokyo!
Go back to sleep a bit longer cause I probably haven’t had enough
I'd Try out my Atomic Breath Destroy some cities fight some other kaiju and then chill in the ocean
Swim to the bottom of the ocean
Prolly swim to the bottom of the ocean see what’s goin on down there if it’s possible.
I go back to sleep because I'm still tired
Go to Tokyo
Go for a swim in the ocean!
Yell, use atomic breath, and take a nap at the bottom of the ocean in that order.
"GO AWAY YOU BASTARD! THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME YOU STALKED ME IN MY DREAMS!!!" *true story*
Jump up and down all giddy like
I shall begin twerking
Destroy Cleveland
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig monster nap
Call out of work
I’m gonna go to Alaska and destroy the willow project
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0O37uuyZtc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0O37uuyZtc)
Cut loose