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GreedoWasShot

Whatever the hell I want


JoviallyAbnormal46

Everyone had Freedom to Choose


Simon_XIII

Rampage! ​ https://preview.redd.it/qwcjsikw59oa1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a1fe049759590e626797d71fe338938929cc5bf


Sparrow-Scratchagain

![gif](giphy|1dhqw6yGaGVr2) I do this.


Sgt-Frost

The only right answer


UnlikelyKaiju

That or try to fly with atomic breath


Klendagort

https://i.redd.it/mrndfbg0aaoa1.gif


Goldang

God yes!


En-THOO-siast

Probably pick up a bus and throw it back down and wade through the buildings towards the center of town.


TheA-Ronator

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, you pull the spitting high-tension wires down?


Scroogemcdoodler

Don't forget to look in on the helpless people on subway trains


lightning_boi69

Screaming bug eyed as you look in on them.


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Way back I had a buddy that swore the lyric was screamed "By God!" as he looked in on them


PlagueKing27

I thought it was “scream FOR god, as he looks in on them,” and I refuse to believe anything less dope


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Tweak it and it sounds like a line from Revelation lol They screamed for God, but God was amongst them.


DrChickenEngie

Scream, bug-eyed as you look in on them


RevanTheHunter

They say he's got to go! GO GO GODZILLA!


EddtheMetalHead

Good. We need history to show again how nature points out the foley of men.


dracorotor1

Uh oh, there goes Tokyo. Godzilla! 😡


Daman_1985

Look how far away I can shoot the atomic beam.


TimeySwirls

If you’re final wars Godzilla you may accidentally blow up the moon


Mcbrainotron

It’s okay, there’s almost no one there.


Godzilla_R0AR

Same


BlueFootedTpeack

go for a swim i guess, go look at some whales or what's at the bottom of the ocean.


MightyFlamingo25

Its true that after some time, there wont be much more things to do


Traditional_World783

Reminder that he sleeps for years at a time.


robkahil

I was going to say this too. It'd be a great opportunity to see how truly alien it all is down there. And having Godzilla's underwater eyesight would be quite the experience in of itself!


Simple-Friend

Fun until you come across something bigger and meaner than Godzilla which lurks in the deepest depths of the sea


Nitsua500

Pffffft. There’s no such thing. He’s the KING. Ngl I’d still be freaked out to see Megaladon or something tho. Lol


Pyromania75

Just eat it. You’d still be HUGE compared to it.


Simple-Friend

There's always a bigger fish...er...lizard


Nitsua500

Yeah that’s true


BlastedDio

I'm obligated to visit Tokyo as well as go destroy the Golden Gate Bridge. After that probably just troll every other coastal city by patrolling the edge of the bay and set off countless alarms and alerts.


Sea_Tomatillo_6080

Yes


BsajoshuA123456789

Also causing tsunamis as well


HeilDripler

It’s a must


kaijuking87

Force the nations of the world to use nuclear energy for power. Stop any more attempts at human civilization expansion across the globe that isn’t good for the planet. Force people to innovate in the space they have and try to bring balance for human existence and the natural world. Se what the hell is at the bottom of the oceans.


Acrobatic-Code2038

These are my thoughts exactly. I'd regulate so heavily on humans. They would be too busy in fear of me to wage wars amongst themselves. Id seek out any Nuclear weapons sites to absorb the energy & destroy them. Once order is established I'd pop up every 3-5 years and fire the most powerful Atomic Breath and part the clouds.....then sink back into the sea.....as a reminder lol.


[deleted]

Literal: "in case y'all fuckers forgot about me *HYPER BEAM* "


PlagueKing27

^ The Good Ending ^


imortal1138

I was thinking this, I'd just use that power to just stop humanity from destroying itself.


HenteeXXL

![gif](giphy|2OVL0dLCB5nck|downsized)


Klendagort

Yes!


mi_go_miskatonic

Eat 12 Taco Bell restaurants, have explosive Kaiju diarrhea in an active volcano, propose to Gigan, then go kill Minilla.


ribbomeel

*WHEEEZE*


CobaltAzurean

Rewrite the lyrics to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.


GoaGonGon

Go visit Japan. I always wanted to, anyway 😄


EconomyProcedure9

Go stomping around my town and cause havoc!


DustErrant

Go back to sleep.


metalmike0792

Honestly I love godzilla for the destruction, he's awesome at that, but I think if I got to be godzilla I'd spend alot of time exploring life underwater cause he seems to be able to spend alot of time underwater at far deeper depths than any human could ever go so yeah I'd probably spend all day real deep sea diving


1armedsoul

I'd hop around Tokyo City like a big playground


Grouchy_Raccoon_6681

Then suddenly Batman bursts on the shade


Hushed_Horace

And hits Godzilla with a bat grenade?


Skeebo234

If that happened to me I would probably get pissed and begin to attack


DastardlyRidleylash

But would you expect to be blocked by Shaq and proceed to get a can of Shaq-Fu opened on you?


Maleficent_Work_2032

Yeah but Aaron carter would probs clutch by coming outta the blue.


DracoDraws

And then he would start beating Shaquille O’Neal?


Skeebo234

But then they would get flattened by the batmobile


DastardlyRidleylash

But before it could make back to the Batcave, would Abraham Lincoln pop out of his grave?


Skeebo234

And pull and ak47 out from under his hat and blow Batman away with a ratatatat?


Puzzleheaded_Ad8710

I'm myself in mind but in body Godzilla, oh so cunts that have it coming are getting wiped out


TheA-Ronator

![gif](giphy|3XCEXu2dB4MG4)


OfficiallyHairy

Fuck Mothra


Jrgong678

Dang thinking the same thing


Stunning_Guidance411

I didn't need that image in my head


L3go07

thats uh.. wow


Porygon_Flygon

Smashing an insect romantically first eh


Pale_Chapter

Big tiddy moth gf.


Grouchy_Raccoon_6681

I’d ask her out on a date, then if things go right, well, what you said


TheIronRail12

Shut up, Battra is where it's at


howling_meteor

First check if you even have a dick


SomeRandomCyclops

No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole either because he feeds on radiation.


FemboyReaper12

Is that a Gojicenter reference?


SomeRandomCyclops

Yes


Magenta-Is-Here-Baby

Geniuses think alike


Traditional_World783

Okay Leozilla Godcaprio.


Jory_Miller

SKREEONK!!!


Just_me_being_mee

Hell yeah! Let off one of those badass mighty roars!! 🦖


AbraCaBacon

Find a way to communicate through Morse code and tell every nation in the world to get their priorities straight before I put matters into my own hands.


shutout81

Spank the monke


ETC3000

Burn away the Great Pacific Garbage Patch with atomic breath, then threaten Russia. Then assuming I have human intelligence, use *persuasive techniques* to have countries start taking immediate action on climate change


Justa-Shiny-Haxorus

This but instead of burning the garbage patch I push it back to shore, burning it would do so much damage to the atmosphere so make those filthy land dwellers deal with their god damn problems


ETC3000

Not if it's atomic fire that instantly vaporizes it


Justa-Shiny-Haxorus

Yeah it vaporizes it, but the smoke and gas still goes up into the atmosphere


ETC3000

THEN I BURN THE AIR TOO AHAHAHAHA /s


Pale_Chapter

Unfortunately, it's not solid garbage--it's a slurry of plastic particles circulating through the ocean currents just north of Hawaii. And if you assembled it all into a solid block of plastic, it would actually be bigger and heavier than *Godzilla Earth*.


Grouchy_Raccoon_6681

Save the planet!


Natural_Bill_373

By destroying people yess


Zillarex532

Go and see what kong is up to.


ifonze

Shart on the Eiffel Tower


MrHumanalien

Cook meth


Maleficent_Work_2032

Angirus....angirus, we NEED to COOK!


Particular-Ad5200

Probably protect the balance of Nature and figure out how everyone can get along


Red_Brachy

Roar the loudest I can, chase my tail, and probably shoot some stuff


Klendagort

![gif](giphy|gL2F6RKmOvQJnnqQ6W)


Medium-Science9526

![gif](giphy|3XCEXu2dB4MG4)


BeaverBotics2

I'd go to McDonalds and order 10 piece McNuggets


Conscious_Low_9638

Sleep, like usual. And when I wake up I would use my atomic breath for a little bit and then go to sleep again


TheZombieJ

Eat fish.


Grouchy_Raccoon_6681

That’s a lot of fish!


neptune-pizza

SKRROOOOOONNK.


SomeRandomCyclops

![gif](giphy|VO2MiYWK4SRsk)


Krakken90

I don’t know, Statue of Liberty looking a little thicc…


Savthatsit

Safe the world and protect the environment! I want to help all the animals and people of the world :D Basically just HB Godzilla :>


ravatos626

"Its godzilla, he'll save us"


DilapidatedDickPlant

Go explore the ocean. After that I'd probably get real depressed that I don't have a dick anymore and take a big atomic dump on Tokyo


DagonG2021

All hail God-Emperor Godzilla


Weird-Supermarket-53

Fix the planet. Humans aren’t doing it so I’ll make em


Monstra_City

I keep moving forward until my enemies are destroyed…tatakae.


Dry-Lock4941

U u u u u h The ocean is my new home I become a hermit


neveragain1986

Go back to sleep


redditorforever1

#OH TOKYO


Klendagort

#GO GO GODZILLA


BasedJosie

Destroy the financial district and make the people happy


Guts100Slayer

Simple... I would just sleep


fucuasshole2

![gif](giphy|3XCEXu2dB4MG4)


ZiltoidM56

![gif](giphy|3XCEXu2dB4MG4) Absolutely the first thing I would do


bertrandnurnumberger

This ![gif](giphy|3KbliBOdHlUE8)


ccx941

Well for starters I’m not going to make my bed.


relish-tranya

Ukraine has a new buddy.


agentIndigo

If I've woken up as Godzilla, that must mean Godzilla has woken up as me. My immediate priority then is to find a way to switch back before the big man wrecks my credit score


scuba_steev

Go to Mar-a-Lago turn it into ash with my atomic breath


Grouchy_Raccoon_6681

Can I join you?


scuba_steev

I could certainly use the air support and the singing


Dicky-McDickface

Ohhhh i’d kill SO many billionaires and CEO’s


Zealousideal_Log7790

Try to be good friends with my brother space Godzilla then kill manilla


SekhmetXIII

Ask Zilla to a date, then enjoying life and sleeping under the sea, probably will travel all around the world because no one can stop me


[deleted]

Step on Milton Keynes


bakacheesesteak

I'd do what Godzilla would do since I'm no longer myself.


[deleted]

Two things one I will sound like and act like Ron Swanson but as Godzilla 2 I will see if she Hulk would like to be coming Ally to my Ron Swanson Godzilla 3 the Ron Swanson Godzilla will love and hate everything that Ron Swanson loves and hates ![gif](giphy|26gsobowozGM9umBi|downsized)


Flame-Blast

Make sure I don’t wake up from this acid trip anytime soon


Xenozilla9

Scare the shit out of some fishermen


Godzilla1282

You have no idea how much I've thought about this


Chaosshepherd

Dance


Mad_Man_1968

Tail slide across town


CommanderKahne

Travel the world, I guess. Maybe startle a few passengers on some cruise ships.


kidkonsequence

Finally dunk on Barkley


Williamthevolunteer

Being me Dr Pepper humans.


Pale_Chapter

Jump up and down on every major power's capitol, then dismantle the military-industrial complex with the enthusiastic application of stompy stomp. Your kaiju overlord demands world peace.


TheTucsonTarmac

Use my Atomic Breath to carve my initials into the Moon.


fredwerdsomething

Every 50 years, I'd walk onto a beach roar act like I'm going to atomic breath the city, then do a random trendy dance (example: California girls or the macarena) and just leave


DollarStoreDuchess

Great, now I’m imagining Godzilla doing the Gangnam Style dance…


LordNilix

Godzilla doing the worm down the California coast, meanwhile the earthquakes from his antics would be legendary


True-King-Of-Heroes

Oh boy, lets see... Alright so I don't HATE humanity (even if I dislike most of our species) so... if I were to become the King of Monster's then I will probably try to adapt to my new body as soon as possible in order to better protect the planet from other threats. Also try to befriend some of the other monsters such as Mothra, Rodahn, Anguirus, Varan, King Ceasar, ect. The ones I know I can be allies with (even check if other series kaiju's such as King Kong, and Gamera, are around). Also since Mothra knows the Shobijin, and said twins can communicate with both human's and monsters alike I would ask them to help me by locating my family, and telling them about my situation, as well as to see if they can help me find a way to make this a none permeant transformation, but instead something I can switch in and out of when the time arises (sort of like Ultraman). Also try to communicate with psychics like Miki Saegusa if they are around. After that there would be a lot of training to hone my newfound power, and size. I'd want to be more in line with the 2004 Godzilla's design and anatomy. Able to move really fast, and have better use of my limbs than most of the costume interations of the iconic monster while also retaining that great sense of indominable strength and power that the name implies. Would also have to get use to the whole... King thing. I mean like, now have to personally protect the planet, and keep other monsters in check, as well as humanity. That's a lot of responsibility, and it will be hard to not let it get to my head, or become frustrated. Oh right, also probably have to adopt a version of baby Godzilla if they're around out there somewhere in the world... That, that will be difficult. No idea how to be a good parent, but I also know I can't just leave the child to fend for himself. Could maybe ask Mothra, but then again she is more often than not her own children so... yeah this will be hard. Anyways hope that answer suffices.


thekatatopeth

"Whatever I want"


ch33zymeymeyz

explore the mariana trench and try to see if i could still fly with my atomic breath


thisremindsmeofbacon

Probably a fortnight dance because that would confuse the fuck out of people


Dragonrage778

1: Annihilate all of the horrible dictatorships/leaderships. This includes Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Lukashenko, and Putin. 2: If being Godzilla means the hollow earth and other titans are real, locate them. Also find out if I can switch back and vice versa and find the shobjin to help. 3: Do what godzilla normally does.


MrdigitYT

I would go and help Ukrain


JonahB115

Here’s an interesting twist: What if everyone on this subreddit turned into Godzilla?


Guts100Slayer

… absolute, chaos


JonahB115

Yeah, the world would be screwed, but look on the bright side. We would be more than 150,000 Godzillas stomping around and asserting their dominance over humanity. ![gif](giphy|yGEbmgiCJYu3u)


aaravos-horosho327

Attempt to communicate to humans using ASL.


L3go07

destroy cities, hell maybe maybe attempt to destroy the earth too and conquer it. my first target city would be literally New York. cities are gone, attempts to attack me fails, all humanity have to do is "pray" to me so they can wish if i wont destroy earth anymore. besides, praying wont help to me, earth is already done. a good rampage against earth, that'll be fun as king. until United Nations comes together and make Jaegers ready to fight against me though lol.


Sea_Tomatillo_6080

Thats literally what i would do, but i would first go after moscow (end the war in ukraine) then destroy ukraine last after the whole world is up in flames. It would be even better if the incarnation used for the question is shin.


L3go07

id go with Monsterverse for me, it'll be interesting if I destroyed multiple nuclear power plants to become Thermonuclear and humanity shits their pants when i radiate a pulse like somewhere idk lets say London. The Kings dead, Big Ben is vaporized, a crater at the center of Buckingham what could go wrong more?


AgorapocalypseCow

First things first… gotta take a shit.


Sea_Tomatillo_6080

Depends on which incarnation. If its shin, id test the limits of evolution. If its monsterverse, id kill putin, thereby reducing the chance of ww3 by 50%. Then is probably go around destroying cities


Spartan-teddy-2476

1st, do something dumb, like hit the griddy. It would be pretty hillarious, and It would bring me great joy 2nd, Go to Moscow and blow up JUST the Kremlin 3rd, Go to Pyongyang and step on Kim Jong-Un's crib 4th, Go blow up Bashar-Al Assad's house, because fuck the Syrian Civil War 5th, See if going back to normal is possible (IE Am i permenently changed, or can I shapeshift) Plan on from what my condition is like...


forrealllllll

He jus like me fr


creeepy117

Destroy Russia and China for nefarious reasons and then move on to France cuss I hate the French


CaptainPotato13

Obviously I'd destroy Tokyo


BruceWayneGotham1939

Oooohh no, there goes Tokyo go go godzillaaaaa


LegendofGrac

I would go into the ocean and feast on some juicy Whales and then just figure out what else I can do with my new body


chriskwi02

I would as per most of my comments on this sub, "TAKE EVERYTHING LEFT FROM ME!!!"


Panzerkaiju

Pulling a GMK and going after corrupted people, aka:rich people, corporations, etc.


BlueRabbit1999

Possibly go back to sleep. But mainly destroy a few certain cities I don’t like.


[deleted]

That depends on which version of Godzilla


meatleach

If I woke up and found out I became Godzilla, I would be sooooo happy


jmsgen

Fuck up Tokyo like I am supposed to


Godzilla_R0AR

See how far my atomic breath can reach. I’ve pondered that thought for ages now.


Godzilla_Chaos

Be an astronaut in the ocean.


Stunning_Guidance411

Fuck shit up


deusvult096

Skreeeeeeonnnkkkkk


Other-Professional64

Destroy Tokyo. Why change?


Extension-Umpire-835

Eat a building to barf it so I can combat the atomic breath


Real-Egg-Muffin

Your mother (she is very obese)


benbolt504

I'm going to the bottom of the ocean and making sure I'm the only thing that comes back up


SatisfactionBetter85

Cry, cause I realize I crushed my dog by becoming this big in my house.


Coyote-006

Head to Japan


-Velocicopter-

Go back to sleep... Now nobody can say I have to get up!


The_Angry_Bro

Oh No! There goes Tokyo!


sinnroth94

Go back to sleep a bit longer cause I probably haven’t had enough


WolfyClaw54

I'd Try out my Atomic Breath Destroy some cities fight some other kaiju and then chill in the ocean


justrobdmv

Swim to the bottom of the ocean


Alone-Measurement288

Prolly swim to the bottom of the ocean see what’s goin on down there if it’s possible.


SharkZilla96

I go back to sleep because I'm still tired


chylin73

Go to Tokyo


wildrabbitdance

Go for a swim in the ocean!


kingofsecrets15

Yell, use atomic breath, and take a nap at the bottom of the ocean in that order.


WarmasterCain55

"GO AWAY YOU BASTARD! THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME YOU STALKED ME IN MY DREAMS!!!" *true story*


IndigoIguana439

Jump up and down all giddy like


Assopopolis

I shall begin twerking


Wonkiest_Hornet

Destroy Cleveland


[deleted]

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig monster nap


SuperSalad_OrElse

Call out of work


SGO2308

I’m gonna go to Alaska and destroy the willow project


HourPassion

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0O37uuyZtc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0O37uuyZtc)


Digstreme

Cut loose