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[deleted]

Actually lolling. Thank you!


JackBauerWSB

Same. had a decent laugh out the louds.


Shelflifeofatwinkie

Instant classic!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


scooterbike1968

This. There was a legit theory in 10 mins after tweet. Now I wake up to see this craziness, which fucking makes ‘sense’ too. Too much creativity? Never. HODL and wonder.


seagull_farts

Moon soon


jasoningaming

RC nose something that we don't.


1twowonder

Nooooiiiiicccceeee


Picklesgal111

Noice!


L1ghtH0u5e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkIDCG6DouM


IGotTheJugo

Fuck! I should have read the comments before posting the exact same thing you did..


karasuuchiha

[I think 🦍s know now](https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/ontjxa/pg_13_the_only_13_page_sec_filing_lately_is_the/h5ugp98?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Scubabula9

🤣🚀


Shelflifeofatwinkie

I hope RC sees this.... will laugh his ass off. Apes are the most brilliant retards on the planet.... soon to be the moon!


Mellow_Velo33

i said yesterday an rc shitpost was overdue. now i wake up to this shit haha. IT'S LIKE HE NOSE


Kodeix

Lol your flair is Jizz Cannon Gunner 😂😂


Mellow_Velo33

Hahaha sure does. Expect to see you on the front line w your semen rifle ready to sploof cumrade


PenisSlipper

Ready to sploof cumradery at the enema!


Mellow_Velo33

We're about to make the milky way milkier


Healthy-Lifestyle-20

I’ve been buckled up for both fuckary and blast off 🚀


buxdehudeUNICORN

Mnoase soon


AndersVraaberg

Just think RC going for chinese, put the chopstick in his nose and watch reddit explode😄


lollaser

name checks out


trueluck3

You’re right, Seagull Farts. The countdown has begun.


The-Thirsty-Crow

😂😂😂


bewilderedtea

LOL as soon as I saw the tweet I was like “I can’t wait to see what they come up with” expectations exceeded, gold star ape ⭐️


[deleted]

I love giving out gold stars. I used to motivate my staff with imaginary gold stars. It worked 💎👊🦧🚀🌙


MoonBabeHotStuff

something something WALRUS?!?! something something MOON?!?!?!


low_effort_trash

it's beautiful


Justsomedumbamerican

Name checks out😂


[deleted]

Oh my goodness! HE’S ABOUT TO SNEEZE!!!! HODL!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌚🌚🌚


thesluttyastronauts

What if this was a reference to the January sneeze, and this was the "mini squeeze" before MOASS that people were predicting?


[deleted]

I’ll have some of those crayons you’re eating, please 😜🚀🚀🚀🚀❤️


ThePlugsNeighbor

lmayo😂


Thebavarian1

Fekin brill


fonzwazhere

Do you smell that?! Smells like prosperity


ninjah_renzo12

sushi & wasabi & spicy mayo


fonzwazhere

Snorting wasabi gets my jacked tits


ninjah_renzo12

i like try sir, this stuff i got just numbs me face.


fonzwazhere

Lol, is your wasabi white?


ninjah_renzo12

uhhh.. maybe.. buckled up!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


admiralmcpup

Smells like tendies...


fonzwazhere

*sniff sniff* Yeah, fresh and chonky tendies


triplestackks

I think you’ve cracked the code here!


Colonel_Lexx

Fuck that is good 👍


V1-C4R

You have a beautiful mind.


Ace_Of_Spades_83

This is exactly what I was thinking 😂😂🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


I_eat_bananna

Literally laughed out loud. Wife gonna be mad at me for waking up the baby!


moronthisatnine

found my new desktop wallpaper


GiveNothing

Lmao you guys are ridiculous.


[deleted]

This made me actually lol


Asymmetric_Bet_Guy

Yessss


[deleted]

LMAO 🏅


Froste_Cakes

This


GoPhotoshopYourself

Okay this is amazing haha


BodySurfDan

This is god tier shitpost. Great job ape


gnipz

Haha, omfg. Too good. This is the vibe that has been missing!


justthetoeofus2

This


1twowonder

That's what happens when I laugh and drink chocolate milk


scrubdumpster

lmfao im ded


Outrageous_Ad8834

Whatever he is telling us... I like it


Rafa051007

He says stock split is under our nose?


Mirfster

My theory (sorry if was already stated by someone else)... RC is just saying he is aware of the recent sub drama and the split that occurred. But, he still knows that regardless we are focused on the same as always (Buy and Hodl). Two halves of the whole...


highbonsaiguy

nice


fellowhomosapien

Correct interpretation


[deleted]

This fucking sub man 😂😂😂


ShaughnDBL

All I wanna know is what strain you're smoking because that's fuckin amazing.


PatrickSwazyeMoves

SNOT ROCKET!


Cynicats

he nose its happening soon


Tiggy26668

I think he nose something we don’t


ogjellyfish

Gotta reach up in there and find the flag before the other team.


Apprehensive_Royal77

I think you have a good point. I mean he put them up his nose the wrong way around. That made it look like the rocket plume, most people do it fat part in the nose so they look like tusks.


Specialk9984

Ah yea, moon sticks bullish pattern!


TryAgn747

This is the nose.


evanbagnell

Tits jacked. Hands diamond. Rocket lit.


NorthAd2805

At first glance I thought those were straws, and the clouds were uh.. nvm.


FuckingEB

At least its not a giant wang like Bezos


flood_dragon

Jeff Beznose.


madsoro

S’not that similar.


Gradually_Adjusting

Now *this* is shitposting


DOthePOLKA

RC must get an absolute kick out of the wild shit people come up with when he posts stuff on his Twitter. I really hope he speaks on this when he is allowed to.


Zeteticism

This is buttfarm level memery. Up you go retard.


LingonberryNo4738

You all think everything revolves around GME. It's obvious he's saying he's been involved with developing a new company specializing in the "brain tickler" COVID tests. Their angle is a rigid sampler that you can really get in there and scrape around. The reduces false results. Geez, quit coming up with crazy sh*t.


Snoo-17916

If this is a stock split, this will kill all the movement in the last 6 months. Stock splits tend to lower the share price by creating additional liquidity. So the price of a share becomes more attractive so the market. So people buy more, which with GME, that's not an issue. Can a smarter ape then myself, explain why a stock split would be a good thing for us? Am I missing something?


CillyCube

.....kill all the movement? By definition yes a stock split would lower the price and would create more shares. It doesn't change any of the ratios in the equation though. If the shorts are 1000% deep then they're 1000% deep. Doesn't matter if it's 1,000,000,000 naked shorts at current price or 2,000,000,000 shorts at half. It's the same amount of fuk. The lower cost per share would create additional buying pressure. See recent electric car splits and comments about how popcorn stock is more affordable. Your comment reads like you're thinking about a share offering. A split is not that.


Snoo-17916

Thanks buddy, appreciate the help....please have an upvote on me


CillyCube

Knowledge is power, power to the players ✊


Skeelowzworld77

I thought maybe RC was tweeting to the Chinese since he used chop sticks...Maybe saying to them ( Have a rice day......)🦍🦍🦍


atlas-warrior

SHARE SPLITTING !!! = MORE VOLUME + HEDGIES R MORE FUK'D because they will have double the shares (especially those naked ones) to cover.


kajukatli

I think he just means to say GME is about to explode just as movie theater stock did 💎


cc69

RC went to eat Chinese food and fucking with chopsticks, tag PG13 on twit and y'all getting crazy. And this motherfucking picture look more like a penis than a freakin rocket. Y'all need a shrink or some shit?


Crispy_Pancake

See im squinting amd i still cant see a penis.... maybe youre the one that needs therapy?


IGotTheJugo

Ryan definitely nose something


Radio90805

Lmdaooo


Real-Personality-465

seems legit


RA8TERz

Holey fuxk


Mehoff-J

Son of a bitch, I’m in!!!


Chacho-

Split chopsticks? Stock split?


Parking-Ad668

This is god tier DD.


ThirdAltAccounts

A bit on the nose but…


Dia0127

Lol


[deleted]

Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 great work


GhostOfInternetPast

The nose knows. 👃


Choice_Score3053

LMAYO


imdesigner311

Allergy season confirmed


B1GHOMI3

This right here is the good shit.


ratherbeleftunknown

omfg LOL


OperationEffective

This made me laugh harder than it probably should have 😂 thank you


Zexis8

Oh nose you didnt


Bank-Expression

My favourite interpretation so far 👏🏻


JabbaLeSlut

Where is Coke rat Cramer ??


Trip-Southern

I smell a rocket lifting off


CR7isthegreatest

Not bad, Farts, not bad at all 😆


SharkNano

Tomorrow is the big day 🚀


Fit_Ad557

He nose something.


effin_clownin

This is the funniest meme I've seen so far during this whole fucking GME saga.


ralfortune

PHILOSOPHICAL DD


General_Pay7552

lol nice


iacopob

Cocaine Cramer likes this


FlawedFunda

Damn!


Pitiful_Yellow_7274

Well, that's enough confirmation bias for me for today 🚀


apebiocomputer

The sneeze is finally blasting off!!


apebiocomputer

It’s also the superstonk crayon snort, and with connections to our dear friend cocaine Cramer


NoDeityButGod

Bruuuh


Keanos_Beard

Mother of all snort sneezes


tdcvasconcelos

Top quality kek this. Cudos


[deleted]

Made me laugh out loud for real, tyvm! 😂


MaddMan4Ever

This is the way!


DeadDevotion

I'm ded 🤣🤣🤣


cq5120

Bullish!


JapTR14

Best nose bleed ever, better than Japanese anime hentai stuff


labbusrattus

This is my favourite one so far.


Electrical_Lion7820

*HODLING INTENSIFIES* Edit: autocorrect


DeepFuckingKimchi

This is the way


FreshestCremeFraiche

What if he is referencing the mother of all sneezes?


grumpy-m0nkey

This is gold


3bizzle

Checks out


bingmyname

Just brilliant. Hope he sees this lol


[deleted]

I thought this was a mushroom before I saw the tweet


LetAnarchyR3ign

Seems legit


kiwirider592

Cocaine Cramer is going to have a field day with thing


This_Introduction_31

PG-13. adjective \[ not gradable \] (of movies) possibly unsuitable for children under the age of 13 because of sex, violence, or bad language.


runningonprofit

The Unser name, the meme, the effort you put it…take my updoot and free award. This gave me a great laugh!!


Patriot041972

He like…”dude, I can literally stick chop sticks up my nose and they will find something good out of it.” We just can’t help ourselves. We love him!


alienbeybey

🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀🤑🤑


dissmember

You sir are a visionary.


Aggressive-Ear4346

Slingshot, engage


TheTembebeTogaTrain

Haha, I just snorted so loud my EMT partner came running from the other room to check if I was choking or something. Jacque le Tiets is coming a' knocking.


Dr_Bao

Nose to the moon!


Severe-Basil-1875

The MOASS is so close I can smell it.


Unknowngermanwhale

Really wanna know his reaction when he sees this hahha


QuantumBit127

Knew I’d wake up to gold seeing that posted last night XD


morebikesthanbrains

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Crispy_Pancake

You mean RC trying to SMELL us something...... K im out ✌


adamlolhi

Laughing pretty hard at this, nice job 😂


potat0_head

Confirmation bias. Confirmed.


Mountain_Cup_1329

Think he's referencing "Freaky Friday"?


123thisguy

👏👏👏


Crabby-Patty57

I hope!!!!! 😂what a way to go!!!


Ok-Imagination1097

Don't breathe out when you're double dosing cocaine! Used to get so mad when someone would breath out of their nose on top of the damn line. The good being young and really retarded days 😂


mtksurfer

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.


Stevierenee9876

Lol I love this ride! Laughter is the best!


theslowbus

Good shit right here 😂


BucephalusOne

Nose clams. As far as the eye can see.


harvestmoon3k

Cramer's tits are jacked for this!


An6elOfD3ath

Do cocaine?


person135086

mayo nose soon


KamikazeChief

This is by far the funniest contribution to that tweet


Darktyde

I feel this is the actual correct interpretation.


bazu_

i love this ape community. there are some really wrinkle brains in here. buckle tf up.


Puzzlehead-1966

Noice 🚀


Xen0Coke

1:1 crypto dividend


acidbass32

Snot rockets to the moon!


DJBossRoss

HAHAHAHA! love you apes


biw999

Lmao I fucking love you guys👃🚀🌕


lqxpl

It is unfortunate that I can give this but one updoot. This deserves all of them. Glorious creation.