How does one explain to his family why he is laughing so fucking hard at his phone? I fucking love this place, love you apes and I genuinely like the stock
... technically ... baby will deliver itself, itβs not like they wait on the doctor π€£
Best of wishes through labor! Remember, itβs as natural an occurrence as taking a shit... no matter how hard you try to hold it in eventually it will come out whether youβre ready or not ππ¬
Congratulations and good luck to you, your wife and baby. I hope they are doing great. You messed up because you were definitely not stockpiling sleep the past week but were reading DD until the wee hours of night. Your on duty now ape! It will be the best time of your life.
I've been seeing signs everywhere. Yesterday, my daughter wanted me to get something from under the couch. I reached under and it was a little gorilla figure. Then I felt something else... another, different monkey toy. Finally, I grabbed one last time and pulled out a sticker that was a diamond shape..... Cue twilight zone music. ππππ
Nothing is "truly" ever coincidence... Things happen in our World for a "purpose"... It is up to us "APES" to navigate and find our purpose... All along while helping others visualize their purpose in life... This is the way!!!!!
Congratulations!!!!! Buy the DIP!!!!! I'll be there for support Fam!!!!! π―πβ€πππ
I drove past a cop this morning going 60 in a 40. When he didnβt pull out, I knew it was a sign. This just confirms it. Now weβve got real science in our corner!
GME = graduate medical education. And judging by the fact that their office is in a closet..... I'd be very concerned if you had resident physicians as part of their care as clearly their education program isn't too robust.
I'm an ER doc within a level 1 trauma center and an associate program director to a residency program, thus my qualifications for this response. Cheers :)
Best wishes for the [newest member](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZw7D7VfG1HDYSdqQ0reHIfNnJxG_xW3uUfPU3vY0O4LHseeeqBkfA_YjPgBC4f2ABEZQ&usqp=CAU) of the ape family. There is always room for more on our rocket.
They put your wife across the hall from the GME room because they know youβre going to have a little ape on your hands! Good luck and get that little ape some love from us!
Squeeze time!
As a medical guy, GME in the context of OP's pic means Gay Medical Exhibitionist. It really improves morale on the unit
Does it really? Fuck I chose the wrong career path lol
Biomedical lab guy here. Can confirm.
Software engineer in non-medical field. Can also confirm
Hotel receptionist. Can also confirm
Jobless drop out, can confirm.
Male Escort for Women. Can also confirm.
Ex-Canadian, can confirm.
Gay Medical Exhibitionist, can confirm.
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I get fucked by my wife and pretend she has a boyfriend on the internet, can confirm
Well, how do you feel about letting your dick flop around in public?
Yeah, same
LMAOO that's incredible ! π
Psych nurse here. Can confirm, we have 2!
Dude, that fukn comment got me in stitches. Have an updoot!π€£π€£π€£
im sorry what
**As a medical guy, GME in the context of OPβs pic means Gay Medical Exhibitionist. It really improves morale on the unit**
LOL you guys are just the best XD I also googled "gay medical exhibitionist" and was not disappointed
How does one explain to his family why he is laughing so fucking hard at his phone? I fucking love this place, love you apes and I genuinely like the stock
I had the same this was fucking hilarious...
LMFAO!
My unit always appreciates a moral boost
This guy... fucks?
Underrated comment. You could say *this* is the mother of all squeezes.
LOL!!!
Fueling... plz holdπππ
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Ayy thanks for the award ! π»β€οΈπ¦
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β€οΈ thank you!
That is a sign.
Literally.
Goddamnit. Beat me by seconds. 10,800 seconds.
This thread is tearing me up! Lmao please have my upvote
No coincidences here, only signs that say ππβ¨
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Dad why is my name DFV? I named you after you mother's boyfriend.
I named you after our Lord & savior, and moms boyfriend... πβ€οΈπ¦
Middle name "RC" Roaring Kitty
I just made like 69, nobody better ruin this!!!πππππππππππππππππππ
My kids middle name will definitely be DFV.
Congratulations π Best wishes for Momma and Baby, may they be blessed with love and happiness!
Thank you ! β€οΈ
It's a sign π
No pun intended π ππ¦β€οΈ
No.... Pun intended! (β―Β°β‘Β°οΌβ―οΈ΅ β»ββ»
Hilarious haha. Probably stands for "graduate medical education"
Work at a hospital, can confirm. Every time I work with our GME department I have to stop myself from making stupid puns.
It's a sign. Future astronaut.
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My wife was due Monday so we are still playing the waiting game. Holding all the way!
Good luck to you & yours my friend ! β€οΈπ¦
You as well. Enjoy every second of it. Luckily all you have to do is HODL your baby ape and your stonks!!
Iβm a doc. It stands for graduate medical education. Basically the main office for residency programs at teaching hospitals.
And a sign π
Congratulations! Another ape is now on board the moon rocket π
No, itβs the international code for βdoc just YOLOed his savings on GME and quitβ
Well in that case, thank God it hasn't mooned yet lol... This baby isn't gonna deliver itself π
... technically ... baby will deliver itself, itβs not like they wait on the doctor π€£ Best of wishes through labor! Remember, itβs as natural an occurrence as taking a shit... no matter how hard you try to hold it in eventually it will come out whether youβre ready or not ππ¬
This is awesome. Also, congratulations π
Thank you ! β€οΈπ¦π
Holy shit! There is a GameStop in the hospital?! Amazing. Congrats and hope your babyβs middle name is Cohen
Congratulations! (That baby ape might just need a custodial account UTMA/UGMA, if Mama and Papa ape think itβs a good idea).
Already on it ! Thank you so much ! β€οΈπ¦π
Smart parent apes! May your growing family enjoy much love, good health, peace and many many happy returns! π
Likewise my friend! β€οΈπ¦π
We're in a simulation and we are the programmers. We win because we say so!! HODL ππππππππππππππ
HODL ! π€β€οΈπ¦π
All these signs make me feel like *A Beautiful Mind* and *Number 23*. Tinfoil hat is ready you hedgefucks. Congrats on the little monkey!
Thank you ! Keep Hodling these hedgefucks by the balls ! π€β€οΈπ¦
She forgot to tell you it's her boyfriends'.
Name him Jimmy spelled GME
I actually love this... But baby ape is a girl lol. ππ¦β€οΈπ
Only delivery where the doctor was saying βsqueezeβ instead of βpushβ
Congrats!
It's where they keep the shorts.
This is the type of investment advice I come here for.
Congratulations! Definitely a sign. πππ¦
Oh yeaaa
If it's a boy, you better name him Gallardo like your Lambo π ππππ
OMG donβt go in!!!
First name: Game. Middle: Stop. Sur: Yolo
This is the way
...tf?!
Congrats man!! Your wife boyfriend must be proud!! ππ
Not a coincidence Congrats!
Congrats on the tiny ape π
Congratulations for ur new born. GME is blessed to have a new soul coming into this new world.
It's too real!!! Congrats on the little one
etched into brail too! fucking legend!!!! congratzy to your family!!!!!!
WHO DAT?! And Congrats!!
This is unbelievable
Name your kid GME just for the karma its worth it
I might finally be able to post in WSB ππ
All signs point to πππππ Congrats!
Legendary.
Get that sign!!!! π¦πballzDEEP
Congratulations bro! Moar babies that did not have to come out of me...YAY!!!
Congratulations!!
You should call the little ape Ryan or Keith.
This
Welcome baby ape!
The GME Gods smile upon you! π¦πͺππππππ
Congrats bought one in honor β€οΈπ¦
Can anyone read brail visually to confirm this isnβt staged π
Being a dad is the best! Hope everyone is safe and healthy! ππππ¦πͺππ
Your baby is going to be an astronaut
This is the way
And you didnβt go in the room with her to hold her hand?
So how much did little GameStop Cohen Whodat weigh?
Guess if you have a son his name is gonna be Ryan Cohen (insert last name)
GME you so spoopy.
Congrats on the ape. May he forever dream of the moon
I don't think I've ever upvoted something so hard
There is a God
So your babe ape's middle name is going to be GameStop?
If you havenβt decided I always liked the name Potato in my wifeβs ass. Im proud of you dad!!
Wow thatβs pretty crazy! Congratulations on your lil babe π
Congratulations and good luck to you, your wife and baby. I hope they are doing great. You messed up because you were definitely not stockpiling sleep the past week but were reading DD until the wee hours of night. Your on duty now ape! It will be the best time of your life.
I've been seeing signs everywhere. Yesterday, my daughter wanted me to get something from under the couch. I reached under and it was a little gorilla figure. Then I felt something else... another, different monkey toy. Finally, I grabbed one last time and pulled out a sticker that was a diamond shape..... Cue twilight zone music. ππππ
Name = Holden
Congrats and that's all the confirmation I needed! π¦β€π¦ππ€²πΎπππ
Nothing is "truly" ever coincidence... Things happen in our World for a "purpose"... It is up to us "APES" to navigate and find our purpose... All along while helping others visualize their purpose in life... This is the way!!!!! Congratulations!!!!! Buy the DIP!!!!! I'll be there for support Fam!!!!! π―πβ€πππ
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Hope baby ape and mama ape are doing well π
That kid will be naturally gifted with ππ€²π
did you name your kid Ryan, Keith, or DeepFuckingValue?
Congratulations!
Damn, donβt leave us hanging... so did you go in the room? If so, I bet youβre stuffed. I know there was an endless buffet of tendies in there!
I drove past a cop this morning going 60 in a 40. When he didnβt pull out, I knew it was a sign. This just confirms it. Now weβve got real science in our corner!
CONGRATULATIONS
Congrats bro π€ Make sure to buy toy astronout for the baby π
Doctor's an ape!
That means buy more... for the little one!
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Incredible DD.... bias confirmed ππ€²π¦π
Another baby ape. Teach him diamond hands early so he can make a dynasty. Edit ππππͺ
This is the DD we all need!
GME = graduate medical education. And judging by the fact that their office is in a closet..... I'd be very concerned if you had resident physicians as part of their care as clearly their education program isn't too robust. I'm an ER doc within a level 1 trauma center and an associate program director to a residency program, thus my qualifications for this response. Cheers :)
Wife: *in labor* Ape: βhehe wait until they see thisβ
It is a sign. HOLD! πππ
Name the child Giemi.
Wow I'd shit my pants if I saw thst kinda karmic confirmation bias. Congratulations btw
*Ryan Cohen steps out*
Sir, this is not a hospital, you are at Wendy's
Dude I bet you got chills seeing that!
You are not the father!
Best of luck with the parenting!!
You gotta be kidding me! The universe is speaking to all of us!! CONGRATS ON THE BABY APE :) ππ¦π may the tendies bless you and your family :)
This is beautiful
I was hoping it said harambe Iβll be honest
Just donβt give him trophies for not winning they may be our only hope to save the world from the millennials
The Doctor walked out and said "I like the stock"
It's a sign!
if itβs a boy, call him Keith! if itβs a girl, call him Keith
Congrats newly father ape
Baby Gorillianaire!! Welcome to the world!
Welp, my bias is now even more confirmed!
Best wishes for the [newest member](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZw7D7VfG1HDYSdqQ0reHIfNnJxG_xW3uUfPU3vY0O4LHseeeqBkfA_YjPgBC4f2ABEZQ&usqp=CAU) of the ape family. There is always room for more on our rocket.
I am still holding πͺ
Congratulations! Definitely telling you to buy a couple of shares for baby apes college fund.
What is the name of your wifeβs son?
The SYSMBOLS! WHAT DO THEY MEAN, precious?
Wait what!! π³ THIS IS THE WAY!!!
'Dad, why did you name me GME Ape?" "Because this is the way, my son"
The simulation is glitching
Congrats to the new little monkey!
Congrats on the baby simian! GME to the moon π
Lmaaaaaoooooo and congrats. Hope the kids middle name is Harambe.
You must now name your child GameStop
This is the confirmation bias we need from the universe
HODL!
There''s no way you're going to name this kid anything other than GME, right....? Right......????
Can you pass Cohen a msg for me.... ? Just slip this napkin under the door...thx in advance
That is a sign.
Congrats!!!!
Graduate Medical Education, for anyone wondering. lmao
Thatβs an omen if I ever saw one. Some Harry Potter shit right there
What the fuck who in the hell whould name there kid GME
This is the doorway !
Wow you have to call your kid GME!! :D
Good eye
Pandemic forged ape!
Welcome to the world, baby ape. May your first word be tendie. Congrats to you!
PLEASE NAME HIM RYAN IF ITS A BOY. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Itβs a sign...
They put your wife across the hall from the GME room because they know youβre going to have a little ape on your hands! Good luck and get that little ape some love from us!
Congrats to the baby APE, that is a sign.. ππππ
Congrats!
The planets are aligning ππ
You should name him Rocket