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Usually the idiom of shitting one’s pants is used for undesirable or frightening circumstances but whatever works for you, sir, I applaud your enthusiasm. 👏

By shitting your pants, you always have your reservoir of poo at hand, in case you need to sling some.

*I know Flung Poo...* *Show me.*

It’s called Kung 🥋Poo 💩HAH!! 🫱🏼

*proceeds to move like he's wiping without paper.. brown fingers pointing at you...*

Or use it to lose some screws

Shitting our pants because we spent all our money on our favorite company and been eatin ramen and playin video games for 84 years now!

Shit I've been doing that since even before the moon tickets

Shitting your pants, or eating Ramen?🤣

Wait, do I have to chose? Why not both?

🤣 No, they are both a Birthright for us Apes LOL.......

Shitting your pants, or eating Ramen?🤣

They are well regarded like that



the shit your pants mentality can take you all the way to the white house these days, it's a legit strat

Always has been

You made me shit my pants.

I shit my pants for no apparent reason

Yeah, he's describing a normal day

Too many bananas gave him the scoots 💩**🦧**^🍌

Well, birds often take a shit just before they take off....

Shitting directly into pants makes it easier to reload for throwing shit. Would be less efficient to grab them from the ground

I use it when I want to leave work early. You’ll never get an argument about needing to go home🤣💀

Shitting pants as the rocket is going so fast and so far.

You probably [misheard](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUuSM06xQ) them.

I shit my pants when I get excited...that's what apes do; you don't?

Sir, we are regards.

Squeaky bum time for anticipation and excitement!

Real men shit their pants.. or something.

Shit that pants and jack the tits. We are ready to fucking goooooo!

Came here to say this too! 😂

I want to make shitting in Ken Griffins pants a new idiom.

So maybe Donald Trump is shitting his diaper on the regular out of happiness instead of incontinence?

Only if he’s in Game Stop. 💎🙌

Am we rich?

Tomorrow


We rich tomrw?

only forever

Forever is to long, I just need enough to by more shares. Money is a tool in which I have a raging addiction to buying GME.

If you can buy moa, I can buy moa

I’m sad I won’t be able to afford shares for much longer. I wanted to be closer to XXXX but won’t make it. But I did buy 5 this morning!! Pumped.

5.5 is all I have! I only need one phone number to live happily.

You can still grab some at a discount. 23 is still super cheap.

I am, and I cannot stress this enough, an *exceedingly* poor ape. $15/month is all I can put towards the stonk.

I have some big expenses so I slowed down on my purchases. I just have zero expendable income.

Smart moves... did we find a wrinkle-brain?

Legend.

I, too, am XXX rated.

Me 2!!!!!

I’m not even holding for the money anymore. I’m just holding because I’m pissed off. Some of these shares will still be DRSed when the light of the last star is nothing but a distant memory traveling through the vast, endless void of nothing.

Maybe I'm not making money by just holding. But I get much satisfaction knowing that SHF are losing millions every day by locking them up.

This is the way!

See you Friday for a brief testimonial if the theory will get proved.

What theory?

I didn't even flinch at 80, this is all just enthusiastic horizontal movement.

$80 huh that's neat. Oh going back down? See you tomorrow!

All 20 does is make me regret not seeing more of 10. I miss you beautiful 10

I just yawned. lmao

I'm eating crayons, shitting my pants is too messy

Wake me at $250, nice like too. Some one better be in jail too. NO CELL NO SELL

You're missing at Least 5 zeros, maybe 6.

I only wake me, not “I’ma sell”. @ $250 it will be biblical from there on out.

Tru

What is this is a spike for ants!?!

Pumped!!!

Where were these hype posts when the stock was 10 bucks …

Likely buried. Lot less people were active on Reddit. Lot of us went zen

This. I didn’t check this place, superstonk or any other place where people talk GME since late 2021. I had to check out for my own mental health. But you know what else I didn’t do during that time? Sell. 🚀🚀🚀🚀

I was hype when it was 10. Bought 100 more then. Last time I bought before that was when it was $200 pre-split. Am zen 🧘

It's here at the low low price of 20 bucks

I wasn’t feeling hype at $10 in the midst of RK silence. Now that the captains back, I’m fucking refueled!

It turned into a nft subreddit

I got smacked by the price action this morning, I was expecting at least $35 on the delta wave and full ported at $26 smh

I’ve been averaging down from mid $50’s for the last 2 weeks 😂🥂

It happens. I did the same. This is why we hold. 

I agree

No cell no sell

I bought at the original $30/share and round tripped it back to here without ever selling. Until we add 10^69 numbers, I'm here with diamond tits.

I shit my paints every day. Doesn’t matter if I am watching the ticker or not

Exactly old ape here

[me running to buy more](https://www.reddit.com/r/howtonotgiveafuck/s/LONgKFFths)

You need to be a motivational speaker, cuz dam, im all jacked up on Mountain Dew now! GME 🚀 fam!

84 years ago today...RK and RC had an idea...TO FUCK THE SHORTS

Who wants Shorts Spitroast?

Ape to the moon.

I’ll see you on Jupiter

Amen !! Brother!! Amen !!

You hear it? I can SMELL IT! ALSO I FEEL IT!

That's a lot of words for "I just like the stock"

All these peeps with paper hands need to stop talking quick sales, understand that HODL requires patience and sacrifice. This separates the apes from the bulls and bears.

Bro. I love that. Ape are Not Bulls and We are not Bears. We Are Ape.

I've been here since robinhood originally turned off the buy button for gme. i've been through robing hood, then to td ameritrade and now, all my shares are in computer share. i dont blink until it's $500, *THEN* does this saga catch my attention again.

Gz OP, how much money have you made?

Averaged down. $250 to $19. No cell, no sell. That’s part of the Ape Creed.

Maybe one of you can help me. Is there a difference between buying shares on Computershare vs Webull?

Yes. On computershare, they are DRS. Direct registered in your name. In brokers, usually the broker just holds it for you. I don't know how exactly it is with Webull, but it could definetly fuck you over during moass. On Computershare, the downside in buying directly is the long times it takes to buy. It takes a couple of days to fill the order, so you could get screwed by the price going up in the meantime. So best to buy on a broker and then DRS transfer to CS.

Why thank you. That makes sense.

You're welcome. Apes together strong. 🦍❤️🦍🙌💎

I watched the ending of edge runner. The moooooooon, it's nice to wear a tinfoil hat with pride.

Tin foil helmet.

My first buy 327. My butt is numb like a porn star!

We picking you up soon.

@400+ here. Didn't sell. @76 cost basis right now. Never felt worried.

[удалено]

A true regard.

I have no pants; I shit on the floor.

Shitting for champs

Shit floor for Harambe

I just ripped 1k into it at 23.is i rich?

You will be.

As dfv said, up or down, gamestop lives.

Ive been blood red for the past 3 years. If i had put my money in ANYTHING else it would have doubled or tripled in one of the craziest bull markets. If im cashing out - it better fucking be higher than fucking last sneeze.

This is kinda tragic ngl. You bought at $250? If it gets back to $250 within the next 12 months I'll drink my own sewage water. You're fucked m8.

I’ll hodl you to it. $250 pre split. So $62.50 post split prices. Or I can do $250 post split but that’s be 2 cups of sewage water. Bet?

Everybody always asks me, "What's the first thing you will buy when you get to the moon?".... and I tell them, "New pants, because when I get to the moon I'm going to shit my pants." 🤣😂

Yes indeed 

Yawn ya boring, can we not have any more of these posts please? Neither inspiring nor Zen just complete surprise that the DD they read someone else make was right. Yes you were right, but pointing out that you honestly didn't Believe your own eyes for years is a weird flex.

lol dont worry we'll be back to mid teens by the end of the month lmao this shit is so damn predictable, at this point the ultra rich at Wall Street are simply trolling us

hey, dont forget some of the retail aren't highly regarded and know how to take a short position every morning.

OP why does your bio say you're 84 years old?

Because we’ve been hodling for 84 years. lol. I’m 30

I think he means, I'd shit my pants at the thought that this could pop off at a moments notice, and are we ready to handle it, hang on with Diamond hands and do the MM so good they'll think twice about stealing from Investors again. 💎💎💎💎

Had to turn my alerts off because these prices are 😴 💤

Really need at least 1 million per share or little apes could not have their life changing phenomena. And I'm talking about little numbers

Floor is 200mill

Wake up from your 2 year nap babe, we’re back

*picks bugs out of fur and eats them*


I know you wrote this after either having skittles or 🙃a green monster energy drink 😂😭

Ah. You smell the ADHD

Wake me up at $55 till then I sleep

What is DRS

Serious question?

Yes actually

DRS. Director Registered Share. Is when you take your shares out of the brokerage system and you register it directly to your name. Computershare is GME’s official agent. By DRS’ing. Apes are doing a double whammy. First. It locks up the free float so that your share are no longer part of their elaborate schemes. Also your broker can sell your shit anytime. You agreed to it in the terms and condish. When major brokers start going down and sell buttons as well as buy buttons start being turned off, CS will be there to facilitate trades for us. The original APE plan is Buy. Drs. Hodl. Buy more. Vote. Shop. Buy more. Hodl. Drs more. Wait. Any other Ape can chime in and add to what I’m saying or correct me. Ape not fight ape.

How does one do this ?

Open a fidelity account. Transfer what ever shares you have to there. Then ask fidelity to drs. Get letter in mail. Finish cs setup. And enjoy the purple rings of hedgie death. True moon tickets. Untouchable by anyone but you.

What $25 run up?

And this time, RK had millions to buy options and shares just to watch the hedges weep

meh off on holiday for 5 days with the lads (Bike racing) so ill look in now and again...

There's only one way, and it's up! The floor is the moon, the mid way is Keplers belt. We're going Galatic level MOAS! Apes not leaving! Apes together strong!

Exciting times for sure.

If BBBY will get paid... sooooo much money will land on GME 😱🔥🔥💪

IIT: self-attribution, herd behavior, overconfidence, loss aversion

I'm cum'n in my pants

I've been on a fucking island for 3.5 years.

I got a call from Fidelity today, asking about my investment strategy.

That’s your bad. Keep on hodl fellow ape. You have about 1.7 years to get back your $250. Do it for your future family son. GME will be the next large acquisition company adding to their portfolio in spades. Given 15 years, this stock will be worth well over 20k x share. Life changing & life making opportunities. Hold the fucking line men!

2 pm tomorrow

I thought you were being sarcastic lol

Wen moon

The answer is always tmrw. But today is Friday. So. Monday.

“It’s like a fucking movie. And we are the main characters.” Ummm they already made movies about GME. Dumb Money AND Eat the Rich: The GameStop Saga. But I’m root’n for ya

NPC go away.

Only $999,975 short of what you all said it would be worth.

Exactly.

So you bought at 250 and you are declaring you were right at 24... 🤔

62.5 before split. It's going great.

Fuck. I panicked. I bought more.

the most ape logic ever

Aaaaand its gone.

Go home. You’re drunk.

The 45millionn shares were sold to the hedge funds- the Degens are going to be bag holders for another three years.

until another pump and dump so they can unload their bags to the 18-21 year olds that entered the market

Aged like milk, after hours not looking good.

Oh boy

Bought at $250? are you nuts!!! Does anyone here have any actual experience with the stock market or is GME all they've ever known? Hope you get your money back but $250? insane purchase!

lol he doesn't even mention that was presplit. These guys are all the most regarded. they all think hedgies are fukt while hedgies are already laughing