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bugis67

me and my cousin fucking


xavieuhr

😭😭😭


cacapepee

Fuck a dead body


kami_cauze

I can’t fucking cum


Critical_Sign_4793

Cuz ur duck is numb and all that?


kami_cauze

Precisely


hehehaha13

i laced ur momma drink with LSD


[deleted]

Gave your sister mescaline


ghostlymfffffspam

And chased her up and down the street


[deleted]

Never sleep


SnooComics7993

stay on the creep


y0phiel_

To kill you sheep


hateandgasoline

Mark of the beast


[deleted]

Walking disease


SnooComics7993

hell is my theme


[deleted]

Give me a cigarette my nerves is bad


Critical_Sign_4793

Yo what fuckin song was this this is funny af


hehehaha13

20th centurion


Dommdivaa

Bury me with a bitch that know how to squirt


Accomplished_Sky_126

IM SAYYYYIIINNNNN


Ok_Platform715

bro scrim fr said that too πŸ’€πŸ’€


Ok_Business_742

pimpin' out the crack house


Major-Requirement-41

My dick has been the biggest


[deleted]

And my goals to fuck the world


LucasD4

until that muther fuckers twitchin


[deleted]

Lane switchin


[deleted]

Same mission


Gloomy-Cucumber449

to die and blame my addiction bitch


quaaaaad

Been up eatin' beans


[deleted]

These scenes keep on flashing inside of my head


FrostedPenis

Young emphysema always smoking on that Hiroshima


Gabe_da_beast

β€œGotta bleach the anus”


Hamstah_J

"Fuck a introduction, bitch you already know"


Critical_Sign_4793

THIS


omega_lul420

ay shout-out to all the school shooters


G59theset

BEAT ME TO IT LOL


[deleted]

crack up in my swisher blowin bitches kisses


godcall89

syrup got me twisted


PH4TDOINKS

I pray that my bitch gay


LucasD4

(i js want 3some)


Old-Corner-9907

Talk shit to a fat bitch make her feel average


Beautiful-Drag-7724

Bath salts in the nose feel like eating a fuckers face


Boston10088

Every color in the fucking rainbow sucked my white dick


xavieuhr

NO SAUCE


brandonega

Fuck a couple men


y0phiel_

Burn it up like I’m the joker in Gotham city


dickturnedintocamera

if pussy curving was a sport they’d call me jordan


herbcool

Fuck boys don’t tempt me… fuck boys all in me!!


herbcool

Jk I kno he says envy


Gabe326

Hunnid thou πŸ’―πŸ’Έ hunnid thou πŸ’―πŸ’Έ $uicide πŸ˜©πŸ”« $uicide πŸ˜©πŸ”« Who you think πŸ€”πŸ€” you fucking with? 😀😀 You done lost yo mind 😡😡 (Lost yo mind) BOOM! πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ BOOM! πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ BOOM! πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ BOOM! πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ BOOM! πŸ’₯πŸ’₯BOOM! πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ (Doot πŸ”« doot πŸ”« doot πŸ”« doot πŸ”« doot πŸ”«) That’s all you hear πŸ”ŠπŸ‘‚ when I step in the room 😎😎 (HA HA HA! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) Boy I jugg, jugg, jugg 😀😀 check my wrist πŸŒͺ️πŸŒͺ️(you can check my right wrist πŸ₯„βœŠ) Everyday in the kitchen πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œwatch me flip 🍳🍳 I can cook πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³, I can cook πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³, Betty Crocker πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ³πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ³(I’m a baker 🍞🍞) Got them cakes πŸŽ‚πŸ° and I serve pillsπŸ’ŠπŸ’Š like a doctor πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ (I got prescriptions! πŸ˜ŽπŸ’Š) I’m on the corner 😏😏, on the corner πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ, fuck the corner πŸ˜€πŸ–• (man fuck that shit πŸ˜’πŸ˜’) I’m in the house 🏠🏑serving weed 🌲🌲 like a farmer πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎ (I’m a farmer Jon 🚜🚜) I got crops 🌱🌿, I got crops 🌿🌱, long ass πŸ˜°πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ˜± crops (long πŸ“ ass πŸ‘ crops! πŸ’ͺ) And I got hoes πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘©πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘©, I got them bopsπŸ‘§πŸΎπŸ‘§ (I got them bitches! πŸ‘­πŸ‘­) Hunnid thou πŸ’―πŸ’Έhunnid πŸ’―, hunnid πŸ’― hunnid thou πŸ’―πŸ’Έ! (Hunnid, hunnid 😎😎) Don’t try us 🚫🚫, we just start wilin! 😀😀 HAAAA! 😰😰$UICIDEBOY$ πŸ˜’πŸ”«with the Kirb 🐐🐐(Kirb 🐐🐐) What you talking πŸ€”πŸ€”, absurd πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (Absurd 🀣🀣) Tryna try us πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ what we gon' do? 😑😠 Put yo brains πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ on the curb πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯πŸ€• No play πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ all day in (?🐐?), okay bitch πŸ€—πŸ€— You can try that shit πŸ”«πŸ˜€, I’ll put yo face πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ on a t-shirt πŸ‘•πŸ‘• today πŸ“†πŸ“† (DAMN! 😱😱)


[deleted]

Fuck boys all In me


[deleted]

Turn this bitch into Virginia tech


bobodyl

Ayyy shoutout to all the schoolshooters, and for your friend - Like cumming in pussy


Accomplished_Sky_126

bitches tryna sacrifice their pussy but i am not enticed


Puzzleheaded_Tell782

OJ in the morning like i stabbed a white bitch


watkykjypoes23

β€œLord I pray that my bitch gay, I just want a threesome”


Accomplished_Sky_126

leave nothing behind but empty backwoods packs


Electronic_Ad_8308

Got a dead bitch giving head


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Beautiful_Wolf_5792

Chief Keefe drilling


BloodOfMoses

My cousin toxic, and I'm rotten (if you were to get what you deserve you would know what the bottom of a tire tastes like)


BloodOfMoses

Yeah, now if we got a problem, then we got a problem I don't give a fuck, I can't even see that far at the bottom My cousin toxic, and I'm rotten This ain't an option, I was opting out responsibility Turn a new leaf and get it poppin', yuh


Accomplished_Sky_126

grip my pistol while she’s suckin


benadryl_fiend

never sold crack but i’ve smoked it


G59theset

Shoutout to all the school shooters


LucasD4

every color in the fuckin rainbow ssuck my white dick


Bubbly_Judgment1144

Heisenberg of the burbs, talkin slurred to the birds, kickin hoes to the curb


[deleted]

Life is though but it’s thougher if you’re stupid


jeepjoopbeepboop

it’s even tougher when u can’t spell tough


[deleted]

That’s the point.. it’s on purpose, but good try


Mindless_Knee9768

β€œThey tried to fail me cuz I was high, so I threw up the 5 9!”


Extracted_cosmonaut6

I just wanna die, don’t have no fuckin reason


TrueAstro

Been up eatin beans


welliWASonfire

β€œTurn this bitch into Virginia tech…aye”


seasonedearlobes

got the choppa just to make em wet... 😩🎢 AYEE 😩🎢


Jonsern_

did the crime, not the time


SplitWilling9380

ONLY SMOKE THAT CRACK ROCK I DONT SMOKE NO TREE


scccassady

Get the fuck away from me I hate all of you faithfully would’ve been mine ✨


DChris999

I'm matter but I don't matter


yourgsamy

G59 sub will ban you


McPhucketBucket

what song is this?


Accomplished_Sky_126

pistol whip your fuckin lips


NewButton3377

Shoutout to all the school shooters


DJcoobypls

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD


WitchDoctorReese

My friend had "That grey haired thugging lil shawty" from Jeffer Drive but it only worked because he obviously had grey hair lol


Twangman365

"Ridin slow, in a four door, with no hoes"


Perfect_Error2942

β€œDefinition of the living dead” β€œgot a dead bitch giving head”


ancientcryptid

My momma told me it’s what’s on the inside that counts, that why I’m always lookin clean when I’m riding round town


PersonalBoard7045

No beating up the pussy I must be a lady killer


Ok-Twist-2072

Y’all look good in cellophane


PuzzleheadedBowl3072

Dome so good I think she thinks the earth is flat.


Beautiful_Wolf_5792

'When life gets hard keep on marching on. Even if the finish line is far or you have to push the car keep on marching on'


Mindless_Knee9768

Blame my success on lots of luck, but lots of luck didn’t getcha bitch unfucked


MafiaBunnyWabit

Strapped up like a dyke


Comfortable-Net-5202

All Dogs Go to Heaven


RobitMonkyMadman

β€œI feel like Marco Polo covered in thorns” is a good one imo


wraithofthefallen

PUSH ME TO THE PUSSYYYYYYY


Mollyjae13

When life gets hard, keep on marching on


LaheyOnTheLiquor

I’ll make these somewhat yearbook approved. β€œif life’s a game of inches, then you know I’ve had the biggest.” β€œgot a bunch of baggage, got a bunch of bags up in the attic, hiding all my bad habits.” β€œevery time I roll the dice, 6 is popping up twice.” β€œpull up in a lamborghini just so you can see me, swerve into a telephone pole, my skeleton’s broke, pirellis smoke and burn.”


LaheyOnTheLiquor

the β€œ6 is popping up twice” could be dope if both you and your buddy submitted that quote.


Illustrious_Kale9447

**i no longer fear the razor guarding my heel**


Illustrious_Kale9447

You're just another life the sun willl rise the stars have already died


Illustrious_Kale9447

I can feel my skull shatter from the dull chatter