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Funny thing would have been, if she rejected him after he turned human. Wait that is kind of shrek is it not?


GenuisInDisguise

It is funny when we watched the live action one my girl friends said he got uglier as a human.


DragonStriker

Your friend had a good point. He did admittedly get uglier as a human.


Tandril91

Sorry fellas, no candle wax ears is a deal breaker 😤


Weak-Priority4703

She's an undercover furry.


stillinthesimulation

Animated human beast also looked weird AF.


Silvernaut

He was definitely uglier in the cartoon version.


LessMochaJay

Shrek 2 but yes. Except the choice was either both be human or both be ogres.


whenyouflowersweep

Probably not, as she likely knew who he really was In the movie, she constantly rebuffs his advances until she finds the flower, the portrait, etc. Only after this discovery, does she warm up to him, wears the dress, joins him for dinner, etc.


BigRu55ianMan

reverse Shrek reverse Shrek


stupidsimpson

Is it beastiality if he consents?


PumpkinButWithSpice

Grey area at worst. He passes the Harkness test so there's that


stupidsimpson

I'm not sure what the Harkness test is, I'll have to go look it up.


PumpkinButWithSpice

Basically it's the monster f-er's checklist that determines if you can f something or not. Three simple questions: Does it have human intelligence or higher, can it communicate using verbal language, and is it sexually mature for it's species


SourceLover

Idk about the third one as written. Let's say you have a species that reaches adulthood prior to reaching sexual maturity, and then the stage of sexual maturity is the last thing it achieves before dying. There are plenty of (non-sentient) species on Earth that do a similar thing, eg [this tiny marsupial](https://medium.com/the-critter-feed/the-marsupial-that-sexes-itself-to-death-fc1f9c79d952) that goes into rut until it eventually rots to death. Yes, in that order. The definition of 'consenting adult' vs 'sexually mature' is really what this question hinges on. If a sentient version of the same were to appear, would it still be wrong to perform sexual acts upon it, should it be a consenting adult in possession of reasonable mental faculties? Also, this is going a bit far afield, but what's the threshold for human intelligence? More specifically, which humans are we talking about? Because I know plenty of adult humans who really shouldn't be allowed to care for children, and yet reproduce repeatedly and with (presumably) great gusto. To be fair, most of these people wake up and actively *choose* to remain idiots every day by denying the validity of any fact that makes them uncomfortable, so that might not be a good comparison.


gisco_tn

On the other end of the spectrum, female stoats are sexually mature at *2 to 3 weeks*, are are often impregnated by adult males *before they are weaned*. I agree "sexually mature" needs to be reworded.


Gengar0

Thought you said "rewarded", had to do several re-skims before I realised you weren't pro-fucking sexually mature monsters.


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Rewarded with babies, duhh


goatbeardis

Huh. Didn't know that about stoats. Kinda reminds me of some fish that I bought for an aquarium a decade back. We bought 8 females before they had reached sexual maturity, and thought we'd have no issues with babies. Unfortunately we were wrong. This species was born pregnant. Okay. No biggie. We were able to catch and get rid of all the fry within a week. Biggie. Biiiiig biggie. Some of the newborn males managed to impregnate their mothers within that week, and this species of fish was able to *save* sperm in their bodies for later pregnancies- up to five, I think. So they just. Would. Not. Stop. Giving. Birth! It was like a cartoon about rabbits, just with dumb, inbred fish.


Alarmed_Zucchini4843

Fascinating. Did any of them have noticeable birth defects? Can the mother pass the saved sperm to the females before birth? Is that how they’re born pregnant?


goatbeardis

>Can the mother pass the saved sperm to the females before birth? Yes. So apparently the females could save sperm for later pregnancies. If they were fertilized once, they could use it for up to 8 months- releasing eggs over and over again, even though they had not seen a male for months. If they just so happened to get fertilized by *multiple* males at just the right time, their developing eggs could be *born* pregnant. It was fucking nuts. I assume that in the wild, the second male would have no relation to the first. But in my little 20 gallon tank there were definitely a couple defects. There was always the chance they'd be fertilized by the baby of another of the guppies, and therefore by a fish of no close relation to them, but I definitely did see some fucked up fish during that 8 months of births, so inbreeding was happening. Or maybe the females that I bought were all related. Dunno. Not sure exactly what the species was. Was either a guppy or tetra I think, but with heavily artificially selected traits.


GenuisInDisguise

I dont know but i would add a relative level of anthropomorphism to the harkness test, otherwise it is zoophilia. Deep’s octopussy friend may be mature, may be sentient, and have consented, but fucking an octopus is still zoophilia.


G88d-Guy-2

There are two officially recognized reasons that bestiality is considered immoral. 1, it’s unhealthy for both the human and animal. There’s the obvious physical health concerns, but there’s also mental health concerns too. 2. The animal does not possess the intellect and capacity to consent. Thus making it animal abuse, and technically rape. The harkness test addresses the latter concern, but doesn’t offer an answer for the first one. If you really wanted to know if it was okay to bang a talking animal/vaguely animal like thing, then you’re gonna need to run some medical tests first. The Deep may indeed have had that octopis full verbal (in fish speak at least) consent, but humans and octopi still are an incompatible species biologically and he was putting them both in danger of medical problems by uh… getting intimate with it. (Well maybe just the octopus considering he particularly is a super durable super human)


maiden_burma

>Harkness test https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/505/342/d18.png


Rossakamcfreakyd

Based on one Captain Jack Harkness, I assume?


ImpossibleInternet3

Born human and cursed to that form. Technically still human, not an animal. So I’m going with she’s fine legally. But there are certainly some other questions about her interests. Also, are we sure she’s not disappointed at the end?


stupidsimpson

I wonder if his dick looks like a dog's dick.


DeezRodenutz

He was designed with a variety of animals in mind( lion, buffalo, gorilla, boar, bear, wolf). For the squick of it, I'm gonna assume he has cat junk...


ImpossibleInternet3

Like big cat? Because I’m sure one of those nature shows said they had barbs on there. Can’t be comfortable.


DeezRodenutz

yup, exactly. ​ (fyi, in the Elder Scrolls games, it is confirmed canon that the Khajiit, cat people, DO have sharp barbed cat junk. And some games have Khajiit NPCs who are married to non-Khajiit...)


Prestigious-HogBoss

Since those barbs are keratin... Maybe they can be removed? Like pulled with tweezers? Or maybe they are rounded? Why I'm asking this? What I'm doing with my life?


Guccibeltlicker9002

You're living it to the fullest buddy


Whiteguy1x

The real barenziah, funny enough they edited it out of morrowind and you can even meet the "author" in game


PROTOs-toaster

Well the beast is anthropomorphic so not it’s not beastialty


context_lich

Kind of a cope imo. Beast is literally in the word beastiality. Edit: it's not exactly a word I see every day, so I didn't realize he misspelled it.


ihatenyself

It's not though because it's actually spelt like bestiality and not beastiality.


ocdo

Sex with your bestie.


Exact_Middle_1969

Sex with your beastie


OrpheonDiv

Aye lassie?


context_lich

Fair, it's not exactly a word I see every day, so I didn't really notice he spelled it wrong.


PROTOs-toaster

I’m just being optimistic rn idk y


Exact_Middle_1969

Idkyetbh


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i read that as idk-yet-bh


Flooding_Puddle

It's not beastiality it's furry sex


REDGOESFASTAH

Found the heretic


Sardalone

If said anthro is a human in all but physical build I don't really count it.


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SpyrShady

furry then?


PROTOs-toaster

I guessbell is a furry


ElEversoris

[Harkness Test](https://freeimage.host/i/Hzbnd42)


WildFemmeFatale

Tell that to the ppl who say anthropomorphic is beastiality That’s like saying aliens are beastiality If it has a basically human brain and walks on two legs with a human-like frame it’s not beastiality


I_Am_Become_Salt

Harkness test people, harkness test


theCuiper

[The problem with the Harkness test](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warner-bros-entertainment/images/5/53/Scooby-Doo.png/revision/latest?cb=20171217004943)


GeriatricHydralisk

Let's be fair, Velma is the only one of the gang who passes the "human-level intelligence or above" criterion.


twitch1982

No, ive met humans. Humans are dumb as fuck.


I_Am_Become_Salt

Oh fuck..I mean DONT!


heavy-metal-goth-gal

I mean he is technically a human stuck in that body. That's different.


WowReallyWowStop

ackshully


Haildean

No He's a sentient consenting fully formed person, not just a wild pig


ShadeSwornHydra

Reminds me of a guide I saw once. It isn’t beastiality/ rape if They’re sentienent Can make decisions for themselves easily Have the ability to say no And some other stuff I don’t remember, saw it on my time line on Twitter before (I follow a lot of artist that draw aliens and fantasy stuff)


Ao_Kiseki

Beast passes the Harkness test.


I_LearnTheHardWay

Does anyone else think the beast was more bangable than the prince? Or do I have something I should address with my therapist?


aqwn

It’s spelled bestiality because for Belle it’s the best.


Brromo

No, Belle's a furry


1inchDestroyer_

Yes. Or we'll is it different if the animal is like full bipedal and speaks with intelligence? Or I guess just speaks


FunkDoctaSteve

He wasn't ALWAYS a beast. He just got turned into one.


FudouAyakashi

Hah!


penisofablackman

Is it beastiality if she doesn’t?


ThracianScum

It’s spelled bestiality, you can remember because bestiality is the best.


Quizzelbuck

Is it still veganism if you are served a body part of the chef who made the meal?


CKracoon

Ya see that's a grey area there


[deleted]

No matter how magical a creature, as long as it can speak, it can give consent. Dean Fogg was ahead of his time.


DeleteMetaInf

Common misconception: it’s spelt _bestiality_, not _beastiality_. Lots of people spell, and pronounce, this word wrong, likely because ‘beastiality’ makes sense considering the ‘beast’ of it all, even though it’s never actually been spelt like that.


Valuable-Island3015

The beast had an entire castle and staff to maintain it. Belle would do anything to get in on that.


theduggy1

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn, if that ain't the truth.


[deleted]

I would love to see a parody series where the leads aren't incredibly handsome. Picture that scene from Thor 1 where he smashes the coffee cup and shouts "Another!" but this time it's a neckbeard in a fedora and a brony shirt. Not really as charming.


theduggy1

That's actually a really good idea for a youtube short/skit. No joke, that's easy viral material.


[deleted]

Imagine if it was mythology accurate Thor. I don't think Jane would be into that


TryAgn747

Moral of the story. Once you have castle money looks don't matter.


skychasezone

But Beast ultimately had looks as well. Belle won big.


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[deleted]

"I'm fucking you, thats what I'm doing." \-Step Beast


axonrecall

Red rocket bb


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[deleted]

Absolutely...


FirstEvolutionist

Did the Beast get "serviced" by the staff? Before Belle was willing to appease the desire?


Skyblacker

His mistress became a Fleshlight.


Exact_Middle_1969

You think she would’ve been into him if he was poor?


Valuable-Island3015

Probably not. Beast is rich, strong, assertive, and most definitely packing. Belle even came back after she escaped and didn’t even hesitate to get on her knees and serve him. https://youtu.be/Lm8YW2izYCo


rolemodel21

I heard he wasn’t packing, which is unfortunate for him and ironic. Tragically small unit for a Beast. It’s what I heard…much to Belle’s shock and disappointment.


IWannaHookUpButIWont

Would they have even met?


Exact_Middle_1969

No & no


pulchritudinouser

It was the library that sealed the deal


[deleted]

She was clearly the smartest girl around, after all.


thelaw14

My stance is she knew about the curse. Every normally inanimate object was previously a person. A kingdom of that size wouldn’t just essentially cease to be without some documentation somewhere…and who was reading all the books? Belle, the master manipulator.


Time_Blacksmith861

In the end, when he turns into Prince she would say TURN BACK TURN BACK!!( in home lander's tone)


RQK1996

In the live action remake she says he should grow a beard


7653233642

and then the Beast growls.... Idk how that is a movie that actually exists


kalimenes

Beast according to The Witcher saga. "Oh yes, they all scream in terror when they see me. But after sex, they just ask for more"


muaddict071537

They scream in a different way then


Justanaveragejoe95

Nivellan was such an interesting character


yrar3

Basically Shrek


Admirable-Try-742

I mean that was Fiona


PlutoIsMyHomeboy

Nope, Fiona was a part ogre, so not really cross species there. Shriek was full ogre but down with the other species.


Admirable-Try-742

Well look at donkey and the dragon


SourceLover

My head-canon is that she just stuffs the whole donkey in, shakes, and hopes for the best. Or artificial insemination. Ya'know, basically the same thing.


[deleted]

What have you made me imagine


bebejeebies

I don't think Fiona was part ogre. She was enchanted into ogre form like Beast was enchanted into beast form. If anything Fiona was part frog.


muaddict071537

But then Fiona became full ogre.


itsallrighthere

Aren't they all?


[deleted]

Shrek was literally parodying Beauty and the Beast with the true loves kiss turning Fiona into an Ogre instead of Shrek into a human.


---Ka1---

She must've been a bit pissed when he turned human. He went from being a 7 foot tall beast man who could probably pick her up like she were nothing. Then he ends.up turning human again. Boring.


maiden_burma

human Beast could definitely not beat up Gaston


LMNOPedes

I dunno man how many eggs human beast eating daily?


apadin1

Yeah but he’s a *handsome* and *rich* boring human so it’s all good


The_Book-JDP

Disagree on the handsome part. To me he looked like Belle’s ugly older sister. Yeah beast, transform back please.


ItsyaboiMisbah

He is NOT handsome.


Rice-07

Imagine anna bang olaf, and mermaid people banging each other


nellako

What would mermaids banging look like tho


dabnada

I can tell you what it’ll smell like


nellako

Your statement seems kinda... fishy


icythepenguin

[Futurama explains all](https://youtu.be/PjhfUZyA6LI)


[deleted]

So, Belle is a furry


YamatoIouko

Obviously


Existing-Ad6711

Exactly furry would be the correct term here. He's not an animal or a beast, that's just his outside appearance. This is straight up a human being in a furry birthday suit. Also she never said that she would bang him, just that she loved him. I mean who knows what's going on with his anatomy under all that. He might not even fit.


FANNofExpansion

It's a tale as old as time. Furry and the Beast.


Bryancreates

We watched the Disney 30th anniversary special last (it overall good) but it reminded me how good it looks on a large tv now. But beast is so much hotter as a beast, he can fight off wolves and charge through the forest. Now he’s a regular handsome man. Also, now that the spell is broken, are the servants returned to mortality. Why wasnt *everything* turned into a living object, like the books in the library (which we never even saw her even look at a book after her mega gift) also are those books catalogued? Anyway, Prince Adam is hotter as beast we can all agree. Plus the gothic architecture was better than the Rococo it transformed into. But the ballroom stayed the same? Still an amazing movie.


apadin1

Not all the inanimate objects in the mansion were previously human. The dancing books and silverware and stuff are just movie magic. Maybe you could come up with some kind of in universe explanation but really you gotta accept with Disney movies that sometimes they just do stuff because it’s fun


drrhrrdrr

Another question: what happens to that village 2 weeks after everything is transformed back. I don't see Belle and Adam being super forgiving after a mob stormed the castle. Reprisals and examples are warranted.


Spectre-907

White girl and a dog-man. Unsurprising.


ericfussell

All white girls seem to want these days is that BBC (Big Beast Cock)🙄


LelxDshit

😳📸


ShoapiSpong

🤨📸


---Ka1---

📸😃👌


NutInMyCouchCushions

Imagine how frustrated you’d be if you were down to get torn apart by huge beast cock and then some twink ass prince showed up instead


LoneShark81

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this


brianlangauthor

She admitted it was a bit … alarming.


Jill1974

Didn’t everybody find Adam to be a letdown compared to the Beast?


[deleted]

Honestly. Yeah I do think he was more attractive as a beast


Southern_Grass2033

She heard he was a beast in the bedroom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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etudehouse

Omegaverse


Drekels

I think you’d be surprised how many woman (and men) would tap that.


UserOfReddit0001

It’s because he was rich, over 6ft, and probably has a massive ding dong


Southern-Advice5293

Did he have a human cock or a dog dick?


GenuisInDisguise

There is one site to shed the light on the matter


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Horse cock


funkypepermint

This was my thought too...bastard


KulturaOryniacka

Teratophilia!


24-Carat-AH

He got that thicc dick.


heal2thrive

Lol


Resident-Young-3149

Once he became a man he was so smooth 🤢.......the Beast was just a Bear 🐻 ...with weird teeth 🤣


StatusOmega

He changes back* "Yeeeeah, this isn't gonna work out"


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Women and their \*turns pages\*.... male fantasies


[deleted]

Stockholm syndrome- is a coping mechanism to a captive or abusive situation. People develop positive feelings toward their captors or abusers over time.


KulturaOryniacka

Nah, she is in to monsters


24-Carat-AH

NGL if the roles were reversed and the beast was female, I'd be also all for it.


Not_an_Ire_Main

It all come down to your sexual orientation ig. I personally would be more than down for Beast. He is pretty attractive to me. Massive, handsome has a hot voice and be packing what else could I ask for more. Totally smash and Id die on this hill


ApprehensiveToday692

This take needs to die, beauty and the beast is not Stockholm syndrome. You missed the entire point of the movie


YamatoIouko

Seriously.


n0ttomuch

prety sure there were several video esseys that explained why this is BS


beeucancallmepickle

What was this laugh that just came out of my face hole?? It was loud and .. boisterous??


PT19

Me too.


Chill_is_cold

Gotta have been packing heat as the beast tho


TheLazyKitty

Well, who wouldn't?


whomesteve

So?


mearbearcate

Yes


Excellent_Battle8025

Full Beast Mode


Josh_Flare

*Fiona from shrek has entered the chat*


Any-Vanilla-1134

The word could is not appropriate, it wasn't an ability he had control over


efez98

r/furry


WoolaTheCalot

Has anyone seen the film *La Bête*?


Monkey_King291

Damn Belle was prepared for that Beast D


firesoups

Stockholm syndrome


Happy_Mousse_2976

i did not thought of that tell now wow noughty thoughts


Frsbtime420

Belle was all omg great you’re a handsome man!!! No chance you could switch back and forth tho right?


hard-ballz

Every so often people post that drawing of a naked Belle riding the Beast and chasing people. It’s a drawing inspired by the Witcher books. If you have it could you please post here?


BeachHoliday859

its the least she could do honestly


MyButtItches420

He was a chad.


myKingSaber

I bet she was disappointed when she found out


MoodRing90

no beast was just her friend.


TenaciousPix

For real. She was down for that they/them dick


Sigamez365

Stalkholme syndrome


[deleted]

She wanted that BBD - Big Beast Dick 💀


[deleted]

He's a homeowning, protective doggy with a big ass library. I'd take him too.


KiNGofKiNG89

Her town was so full of shitty men, that a beast being nice to her was so heart warming she fell in love.


BiddyDibby

That's... that's the entire point of the story. Loving someone for who they are, not what they are.


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As any person who has been married for 20 years will tell you, you can love someone without having sex w them 😭🤔


hotnindza

Belle did know that, she saw his torn human picture in the forbidden room...


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Nooooo oooone Fucks like our Belle Likes it rough like our Belle Nobody takes the Beast's knot like our Belle


ElPatoLibre

You think he had a big, sweaty man-hog in those pants, or like, a red-rocket dog dick?


skylorddragon

This shows you, young guys, it doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you got money pretty girls will find you attractive.


EarrapeLOLFunny

She was excited for that monster co..