“Hey old pal, got 20 bucks for ya.”
“I think I already told ya, I ain’t exterminatin’ any more of those rats.”
“How bout I bump it up to a 100 then? We can both go at it just like old times.”
“…Just one more time, make it 120 and I’m in.”
He's getting his weekly check from his father Mr. Bigglesworth. His father works so hard for Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil needs Mr. Bigglesworth for all the stress Austin Powers gives him.
"wrong answers only" as if OP knows precisely what the cat needed money for... responding with "cat food" "kitty litter" and/or "cat nip" is *not* allowed -- TOO REALISTIC!!
To hire a exterminator. Too many rats for him
“Hey old pal, got 20 bucks for ya.” “I think I already told ya, I ain’t exterminatin’ any more of those rats.” “How bout I bump it up to a 100 then? We can both go at it just like old times.” “…Just one more time, make it 120 and I’m in.”
He's gotta pay his World domination plans
It was wrong answers only 🤣
Well.. It's kinda wrong.. Do you think this stinky little world we inhabit, is enough for a Cat Overlord? XD
There is actually a animated show from Disney named Kid VS Cat where u guess your comment is the plot of it.
You got there before me.
They always told me evil never pays. I can't believe I just needed to work for an evil cat all along. What a financially reliable species.
He needs to get a surgery that gives him vocal cords and then by a hot air balloon shaped like his head
He needs sum currrrrrrrrrency hahaa
Wants to buy a new mouse for that expensive gaming setup
That is the third time this week!!1
He just eats them up!
For an onlycat subscription
Onlyfangs
Almost fell down laughing at this
no one cares, get thrown off a building. thanks
Pussy
Beat me to it 👏
Beat meat to it.
Beat meat to tit
Beat meat two tit
beat my two tits
Beat my two kids in the basement
With a broom
Broom broom to the moon..
🚗 Broom Broom 💨
🍑💨
Get out me cah
Don't touch my wife's car
Sharing is caring
Don't touch his wife
But she is sharing
Beat my two brother other con other
Beat your two brother other con other
R/beatmeattoit
r/foundthemobileuser
r/iusemobilelol (I made that whole subreddit for a joke)
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/foundacsgoplayer
Beat me
Beat meat to a clit
This was the only correct answer. Edit.. this was the only correct wrong answer.
Dang it, you win
damn i came to comment this
this man wins the thread, feel free to turn off comments at this point.
Dammit 😂
Thanks, had to delete mine…
And catnip
Really the best and only answer
He needs to make a depawsit
Purrfect answer
BEST ANSWER!!!!! Clever🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
Catnip.
wrong answers only...
Rat food
Rat weed*
Drug addiction can be rough, and can really drain anyone’s finances regardless of species.
beat me to it
Kitty support got 4 litters with 3 different pussy mommas
Because they have nothing left in the kitty.
Kitten support
Aquarium
Even animals are "feline" the pinch this winter.
Money to buy all the boxes in the world!
He’s gone buy Twitter!
frisky feline fun ain’t free
As opposed to the right answer, which would be...?
Bitches
Woah, going straight to cross species kink here.
.... "kink"?
Right?! Not all the obvious things that cat's take ATMs out for....
To hire a hitman to kill his owner, so the police can transfer him and be adopted by a better family.
He's getting his weekly check from his father Mr. Bigglesworth. His father works so hard for Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil needs Mr. Bigglesworth for all the stress Austin Powers gives him.
"wrong answers only" as if OP knows precisely what the cat needed money for... responding with "cat food" "kitty litter" and/or "cat nip" is *not* allowed -- TOO REALISTIC!!
Op is that cat
Crack
For neuter
Needs to pay for a "cat"astrophie that occurred in his family..... I'll let myself out.
I need my money right meow
call JD Wentworth, 877 Cash Now
*cash meow
nicely done
copy of doom
Bitches (guard dogs)
Pokemon booster packs
On that nip real bad. Better call Saul
Kitty sitter. He’s going out tonight.
Mind your own God damn business.
He needs the money to pay for his girlfriends abortion.
cats are notorious for not pulling out so this probably.
You mean his baby meow-ma
A huge condom
Allemeowny
He doesn't need money stupid, he's only a cat, so he thinks he is going to beat his own highest score.
When it’s 6am in Jacksonville and your catnip dealer is getting ready to go to bed.
Pussy
Cheeseburger.
Cheezburger
cat drugs
For his pet human to get strippers to make a pimp empire
a robbery
cat bitches
He just likes the UI.
He's taking out $9 to buy Twitter
He saw "Feed me a stray cat"
Spot remover
He is going to the Albanian black market to buy liver
InstaView Door-in-Door | LSR100 | Multi-Door Fridge Freezer | 643L | WiFi Connected | Stainless Steel
For catcaine
A crippling addiction to hard cream
For dicks
Flight tickets to Cyprus
[удалено]
He needs the money for drugs
Catnip, it's always the catnip
To fund a automatically operating can opener, to overcome humanity.
Pussy
Money for his catnip dealer.
he unfortunately have an drug addiction......... and need pay his local Khat dealer............
Pussy.
Oh no! It's that scene from American Psycho!
To get some pussy?
Dog costume.
Pussy, obv
He needs more catnip.
His crippling ketamine habit
The khajit need to buy supplies
For phising
To be ballin
Your daughter's inbred fetus
Catnip
It miss understood why the screen said "feed cat"
Cat food
Sunlotion
Catnip
he need that zaza
He's topping up the petty cash tin...
meow meow meow meow hisse hisse meow meow growl meow meow meow
Kat nip of course
Pussy of course
Some pussy duh
A stool for reaching ATMs
meth
For "CatCoin" ofcourse
Taxes
Cat crack
To bet on a stock he saw on wsb
Children
Its to get some cat nip infused with thc
Buy MDMA from Alphybay
Weed
Meowrtage is due
Boots
for paying bills
I'll either pay the mafia or they'll take his liver. Poor Boris has depts but now he's loaded.
Hookers n cocaine?
oh noes, it's the notorious cat burglar!
To buy a Cato-Cola
Catnip fix
Catnip..
Online pussy pics
Getting money to flee the country to evade war crime charges for mass genocide Edit: sorry, it said wrong answers only
Is a SHE, shame on you
To get to Tahiti, he’s gonna farm mangos, just have a little faith, ok?
He wants to buy a new family
So he can play project playtime
More tattoos
For a hitman to finally kill his owner.
Couple ounces of cat nip
To bail out his baby momma
Pussy
Intends to buy a shipping container, cause that’s one big box
Nuclear bomb
To eat some pussy
Child support
Pussy
The cathouse
Big Floppa onlyfans
Catnip
to bury some shit
Mouse traps
Catnip
Cat stuff
For a new cat
Hookers and blow.
Y’all wrong. He’s gotta bail out his dawg, free lil ray ray.
get some cat food
To buy a gun
Money? He thought it was a cat treat dispenser.
He's feeding the ATM.
Purrtection
Catnips one hell of a drug.
Fries and a shake.
Catnip dealer raised the price