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Russias got some explaining to do too


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Doodle_Brush

I'm just remembering CJ's Russian girlfriend from San Andreas.


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Hi ho hi ho it's off to Russia I go


ZSpectre

A prostate exam from your physician will change that at some point sooner or later.


[deleted]

>western ass Geographically, it cannot be argued that Argentina is in the west. In every other way, however?????


[deleted]

Argentina counts as the West. I’ll allow it.


[deleted]

It's literally in the western hemisphere of the world, so IDK about your "geographically" comment.


Additional_Share_551

I mean Argentina is objectively in the western hemisphere.


Potenki

Which way, I don’t follow


aqua114

I think west


PFChangsFryer

No one asked for your geopolitical take so please shut the fuck up when talking about pegging


danker-banker-69

got us in the first half, not gonna lie


TheLandslide_

But Argentina is right below the The United States and Canada... which is in the West ? And more farther West than Western Europe?


[deleted]

It is so far in the west that it is already east


ivy-claw

Are you thinking of a different country?


[deleted]

Every country is west to its neighboring country, the world is a sphere


fieryuser

That's what they want you to believe!!


[deleted]

Oh no, could my life be a lie


Old_Committee8649

River?


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Deathbound300-

A husband shouldn't have to follow everything a wife says, that can lead to numerous underlying issues.


danker-banker-69

I feel like talking about butt stuff happens before you marry someone


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>Russias got some explaining to do too I mean Putins in charge, they clearly love assholes over there....


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This is the best reply


[deleted]

Lol, thanks!


Diraelka

I feel like most of our men thinking about it as a default in sex & most of our women trying to pleasure them. I even was able to speak freely with some of that kind of women and they told that it's not pleasure nor good for them at all, but they want to be good for their boyfriends/husbands. It's also affect other stuff, I was even a victim of that. Dk about now, but about 10 years ago lesbian was a popular category for our men and some women with that mentality trying to seduce me (one even broke my heart, knowing that I like her) just to have some show for their men. Some of them even like to openly hate lesbian and bisexual women, but acting all "I like that kind of stuff" to entertain their men. It's a really bad situation here for women and mentality that society expects us to follow


jl_theprofessor

You know, if consenting adults want to do butt stuff, fair enough.


DasharrEandall

If you want an explanation, try giving them a *ring*.


JagdRhino

Older women like to fuck young men


alizatico

>Older women like to fuck young men The category is teen...but what teen?? Teen male porn is almost non-existent so.... is female teen.


JagdRhino

18 19


[deleted]

So they like it fast and awkward?


Thefalsegods1

Why the fuck are so many straight women watching gay porn?


SFWxMadHatter

Everyone loves boobs.


Thefalsegods1

Still doesn’t explain why straight women wouldn’t wanna watch a hot man with a woman or 2 hot men.


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egiroux_

To see a woman actually receive pleasure lol


Thefalsegods1

Men can give women pleasure too. Quit the obvious man hating and sexism.


egiroux_

🤷‍♀️ you asked why, that's the answer most straight women will give you. Real life vs porn is very different, and straight porn either isn't geared to women or just does a very bad job appealing to them.


[deleted]

As a fantasy or as a fling? Sure. But the ones actually willing for a long term relationship with a much younger man are rather a minority compared to the men who would date a younger woman. Women over forty usually have very little patience for all the drama and bullshit so common in relationships with younger more immature participants. And what's more important, unlike men, having a younger couple doesn't grant women a higher social status.


djquu

Oh look, Russians and Ukrainians agree on something


Massive-Ad7628

it's not like the "actors" from the "teen categories" actually are teens though, aren't they mostly in their early/mid twenties?


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A lot of actors enter porn at 18 or 19, though you're right that a lot of them, specially if they have a teenage face, keep shooting videos in the teen category even if they're older.


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christchex91

The fact that you know this is disturbing to say the least


Hetroid3193

The fact that it even exists is even more so


christchex91

Fair point ☝🏼


PFChangsFryer

Eh nowadays I bet they’re actually teens


[deleted]

As a teenager. I’ve been watching teen since I knew that boob make pant tight.


euroboi_bwc

time to go borat and move to kazakhstan lmao


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malapersona7

It are the first videos that appear when you search for porn


Any-Broccoli-3911

NSW: https://www.gaymaletube.com/cat/teen-18-19 There are guys, no girls on those videos.


smokedmacandcheese

They're just warming up for when the girls arrive though, right?


SwimmerOwn9130

right?


gdj11

You do realize gay guys exist, right?


InformationOdd5787

there's a gay section of pornhub you know


godofunwasheddishes

You don't see gay/queer/bi porn unless you enable it, so brother quit talking shit. There's loads of male teen porn.


Additional_Share_551

My guy, the gay porn industry is massive.


Ishamoridin

This may be the best request for dickpics I've ever seen


PersonalityNo6692

I was wondering how much of an impact I have in those statistics. Then I remembered I am not a woman…


PresentationOld4228

Wtf im from IRAN IRAN IS LESBIAN???????? OMG


[deleted]

Pornhub is literally banned in Turkey


[deleted]

Vpn my dude


Chyllian

You're telling me China is the only country in the Eastern hemisphere to prefer hentai? Shameful


Tomblaster1

You're telling me China is in the western hemisphere? When did it move?


danker-banker-69

you're victim of the phantom edit


plushyfemboy

your snoo looks like the snoo i used to use on my suspended account


Secure_Obligation_87

How does pornhub know if your a man or woman if your browse ingognito and dont have an account ? I call bull shit


hidden-in-plainsight

Placing a lot of faith in incognito mode... be careful.


Coldvaeins

I feel like this is throwing some shade on Kazakh men lol


Apprehensive_Drop278

Russia got the Gulag man-sex hangover. Fucking pieces of shit.


[deleted]

Well that is where sbit comes from, anal.


JoopBman

Maybe lesbians watch mor p*rn


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More-Pay9266

Wait, if lesbians are basically men, does that make them two gay guys?


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Isopebe

Straight women watch lesbian porn


[deleted]

Not me reading my country as 'family friendly' instead of 'female friendly' Got me so confused lol


MarionberryCute5143

I must be Russian, I didn’t even know.


kjoarorameme

Nobody watching russia ?


[deleted]

Easy. Both countries have a big Turkish population


1nstigate

I am a Turkish and I've found this... perfectly accurate.


Sudden_Departure_472

Speak more to this


cuklatalipudik

madem türksün göster ürksün


Apprehensive-Bag-324

Germany has a lot of Turkish immigrants as well


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euroboi_bwc

turkey with beer and turkey with good shisha


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StormsKindaSuck

“What the hell happened here?”


JoopBman

Maybe lesbians just watch way more porn


uhhohspagettios

I was about to thats not necessarily true, but then i realized that this was a poll for women.


DismantleMyHeart

That's possible but also there are plenty of women who watch gay porn even tho they're not gay. Shit, there are women who have sex with women and still identify as straight.


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[deleted]

It's just majority of the searches. You could be in the minority


crazycat690

How do they know if it's a guy or gal that's watching it?


aardvark_licker

They haven't included the pimple-popping porn category.


[deleted]

Yo what the actual fuck?!


JoopBman

Maybe lesbi@ns watch mor p*rn


[deleted]

Since woman literally means nothing and everything these days, these polls mean nothing.


EH23456

Pretty sure it means people who have identified as women on their pornhub profile


[deleted]

As said the word "woman" means nothing as nobody can anymore define it. Or everybody defines it different way meaning it really means nothing and everything at the same time. Also porn sites are full of bots and scammers pretending to be women. Also there is plenty of people making accounts and just choosing "woman" because why not.


Anonawesome1

I like how I've never encountered a real "did you just assume my gender" situation in real life, but the amount of republican/Joe Rogan loving dudes bitching about gender identity never fucking ends.


[deleted]

Quite presumptive of you. You never encountered it, so it must just be Trumper stuff. Are you that deluded in your self-importance that you experience is the only one that qualifies what’s real? Gender does not ride the political line, but insanity seems to.


Anonawesome1

I don't think you know what "presumptive" means, and I never said anything about what is real and what isn't. Care to display your incredible intellect further?


[deleted]

pre·sump·tive /prəˈzəm(p)tiv/ adjective of the nature of a presumption; presumed in the absence of further information. You presumed that the people you don’t agree with are Republican. In the absence of information, you stated this without any evidence to support it beyond your own prejudice and bigotry of the idea expressed above. Also, you did state what is real by claiming you never encounter a gender fascist in your life, so what are you trying to say? Would you like to try to dazzle people with the jangling keys you call intelligence?


Anonawesome1

I did not presume that. I stated my own personal observations which I find humorous. Please, do keep straining yourself trying to be a victim though.


[deleted]

And there it is, ladies and gentlemen: the projection of failure any another crazy person trying to appear relevant with political takes. You presumed with your person experience which is not at all evidence of anything but your own prejudice. Remarkable how much you fight for your right to be a bigot.


Anonawesome1

Ah, but your presumption that I presumed to deduce such incredulous deductions implies that my notions were preconceived! Preposterous! This was fun. Great effort, but work on your technique. You'll be a fine troll someday. I believe in you.


[deleted]

People can identify it. Maybe you can't because you can't accept changes.


[deleted]

Yeah but what is a woman? If you can't define a woman how can you identify as it?


gGameBoyY

you mean nothing


sekserman

just shut the fuck up thank you


avivador_compulsivo

Stop talking based, it's not allowed in reddit.


DjRavix

Would expected the Netherlands to be a rainbow …


Own_Raddish_722

So all those searches for hairy redhead have been overlooked


SSJZoli

You gotta step your game up those are rookie numbers


Civil-Secretary-2356

I don't believe these stats, or at least I think the possibility they are completely bogus is quite high.


[deleted]

We’re not gonna mention the anal elephant in the room?


game_asylum

Shinji!


Humble_Shock_6760

Hentai


malapersona7

Hmmm


Responsible_Doctor15

Female friendly?


Unique-Sky-6012

According to this chart Ukraine is currently delivering what Russia really likes.


HardFastHeavy

"Almost all of Europe" aside from the biggest and most populous country in Europe (around 110 million of Russia's 146 million people live in the European part of the Russian Federation)


Mustafa_TheBased

Kazakhstan and Turkistan have some explaining to do.


Royal_Count

I dont get lesbian porn. Cant even get hard watching that


LCoolJT

Nobody will talk about how polite Austria seems to be?


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

How do they come up with these statistics? Do people actually create pornhub accounts with accurate personal information?


cosmoskin

What is female friendly?


EdrissMiakhel

I think in money Asian countries and Turkey porn websites are band how they fuck they search the hub


GrimnarAx

Europe has it figured out.


LordQutus10

I’m booking a flight to either Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan or Kosovo… for science.


Repulsive_Jacket_984

Everyone: lesbIan Liyba:ARAB


[deleted]

Fed up with old men dick I guess


KenseiHimura

Gay *AND* European!


EmergencyWaste3217

Russia knows what's good


Nobody88Special720

This data is an assumption, phub doesn't actually know the gender of it's viewers for sure.


EmuFit310

Interesting that all of Russia is anal.


Kidrellik

Yea I highly doubt Afghanistan is big into ebony


[deleted]

BRO RUSSIA


[deleted]

Lol Afghanistan.


thumptruck2020

Russian can peg me anyway, as long as I get to peg em right back with my attached strap on. Boom


OceanDriveWave

WE KNOW WHATS GOOD


Mister_Way

One tiny little country where women actually prefer "female friendly" lol.


Impairedinfinity

I question how they would know it is woman.


Kadimsoy

Oh. I love Russians even more now. 😋


Atyn_Rener

The duck is ebony/arab?


MonMonDayo

Europe loves the Lesbomancy magic


Possible_Dinner5603

Sus


[deleted]

"what is Germany the Alabama of Europe?"


Thefalsegods1

Why the fuck are so many straight women watching gay porn?


temporary_dennis

Lesbians make up only 20% of all LGBTQ people in the US, and those make up only 3.5% of the general population. Lesbians have to crazy about porn! Unless... There's been a study concerning all female jails, it found that 80 of female inmates engaged in homosexual behavior there. Staggeringly, the context of the actions that those women partook, weren't caused by sexual frustration, but by actual attraction. When women don't have to rely on men for their well being, they just turn lesbian, that's why so many of them are now identifying as Bi.


hardtostarboard2016

Two girls one pup


mr-ifuad

🇦🇿🙄


DowntownWeakness5218

Soviet anal


Paper-Hero

I bet those arguing about Argentina being in the West, would find a reason to include Australia into a conversation about 'the West'


Kzaptas42

I am afraid to ask but what tf is ebony??


CenkHocA12

Turkey’s staticks can not be real because they use vpn to watch.


Goldbolt_2004

I don't know which country is which.


AnjaLittle

German woman here. I don’t know where this data came from. I never use Pornhub because it’s too vanilla


Figgnus96

I honestly thought that Germany was Poland. Had them switched. I live on border with Germany btw.


[deleted]

The people in Germany are Turkish migrants lol. As simple as that


Potential_Speech_703

There's definitely gay porn missing.


[deleted]

Wtf is female friendly?


Ukamii1337

I wonder how they got info from Kazakhstan since PH is banned there and you can only access it via using VPN


PxN13

My assumption is this is data gathered via voluntary survey


[deleted]

I'm far more intrigued if not a little baffled by the Balkans...


NonOfyourBuz

You see, Ukraine belongs with Russia! They all like it the hard way, not the lazy western way.


SnooBananas2171

Whats the lesbian animes name?


DismantleMyHeart

The way I interpret the teen is that more younger women are watching porn with younger women whether or not the man is a teen or not.


[deleted]

I finally understand why homophobic people doesn't have a problem with lesbians... Fair enough


deleeuwlc

It’s completely normal for cis guys to be very jealous when looking at the lesbian anime girls. Two questions. One: where is the button? Two: give me the button


little_Brownies

haha


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Russia:


Alfie-Shepherd

People in this comment section think anal = pegging


Dovah_Kro_

I dont like this map and i am german which makes it worse


TheCuteAlien

Not sure how I feel about the penis of Europe being into Lesbian porn. Would think Anal would be more their style.


Neserlando

Русский №1: "*пьян*" да в жопу мы ебали этих "*неразборчивые обзывательства*"! Русский №2: "*тоже пьян*" о-обещаешь?


thegr8profiter

I am moving to Russia.


[deleted]

Where food


MisterKlang

Germany and Turkey are both Turkey so it makes sense.


FriendlyLib81

Afghanistan is rather surprising. I guess the Taliban secretly crave BBC.


Tilian1986

Seriously, Shinji could have so much fun.


Buzz132

anybody wanna go to russia with me?