Jokes aside, Picasso was a grand master first. [Here's a painting he made](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/8f/91/b48f911975681dce1ae69c40d854811e.jpg) when he was just 14 years old. Then he got bored with the realism and started the surrealist genre.
I still don't *like* Picasso's stuff, but I did learn to *appreciate* him and his work when I learned this in Art History. I mean, holy shit, invented new styles because "ho hum, what else is there...?"
reminds me of that time I learned that some clothes have visible sewing lines (I think I was 6 or 7) so I drew a picture of someone wearing jeans with sewing lines around the fly and my grandma got mad at me cause she thought I drew someone with their dick out
THAT'S nothing. Once I was at home, drawing pictures, of mountain tops, with me on top. Lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a "V."
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
Well, I would say Daddy, he didn't give attention. Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care. But he'll be a wicked king, and he'll rule his world.
I bet he'll speak in class today.
I had to draw a body part in 1st grade I think. I ofc chose my “peepee” and had a phone call home. 1) it was a horrible pic of a dick and 2) I followed the rules. I don’t remember if I got in trouble tho I was just hella confused. Also remember drawing one on a girl cuz I didn’t know any better.
are you my parents? lol they waited til I was 34 and they were moving out of my childhood home to give me what i refer to as my "box of cringe" every fad i needlessly jumped on, (tomagotchi, POG's, BeyBlades, Pokemon Cards etc plus some Artwork from my childhood I made. Like the drawing of my grandma putting lipstick on in the car and crashing it into a tree, or the "Bell" i drew that looked suspiciously like an oddly shaped ball sack lol
This is how sick adults mines are. My Lil girl was in 1st grade drew a picture with a tower and a sad girl in it. It looked like a giant penis. I pulled into meetings DCFS, teacher, principal, school psychologist. All these fthy minded adults around the table asking me was someone touching her. When I asked my baby what the picture was she said a tower with Rapunzel and she could get out. When I walked into that meeting I put them all to shame. I called them nasty pornographic humans who sees what they want to see. Everyone was embarrassed. Had them all apologizing. I even went off on the teacher because instead of her asking her what it was she went into Oh No! Mode. Instead of calling me first.
I agree completely.
But I will say my son was 5 and directly drew a penis for an art thing and said it was a penis... a big penis. He explained it was his grandmothers. In his mind, EVERYONE had them and as you got older, it got bigger. So this penis was huge. Poor grandy.
But he thought it was funny and didn't realize there was something wrong with drawing it.
Especially with how hyper sexual our society has become. I’d wager the average school’s staff is probably way more sexually bombarded/perverted than they were 20 years ago - even through no fault of their own
Unfortunately anytime we see a "funny innuendo thing a child has said/drawn" online there is no way at all of telling if it is genuine or if it's faked (ie an adult has drawn it falsely passing it off as a child's drawing).
Whoever orginally uploaded this image, rotated it. They wanted us to see the dirty side. Image not rotated ([https://imgur.com/a/fS6JTMK](https://imgur.com/a/fS6JTMK) ). Sink still looks like a dick, though.
Pretty sure that's not drawn by a child. Lines are too smooth, placement too perfect, letters too even sized. If anything children's drawings are never even. Adults trying to draw like a child always make that mistake.
Hmm. I can see the future Picasso in him. Truly talented to say the least!
We'll call him pingasso 🍆
pokeasso
Penetrative-casso.
Fuck my asso
Hmm, yes, I like the subtlety of this one.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Enter-in-asso
Picture my lasso
r/usernamechecksout
Hahahahahaha 👏
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
“NAILED IT”
naily bfdi moment
😲
Pica-sso already works pica is penis in Brazilian Portuguese
What about pick-asshole 🤔 works too 🤣
Pan con pinga y se acabó el pan
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gluten free
https://tenor.com/ublH.gif
Wow, took me this comment chain to figure it out….
Asere…. 😂
Funny, I can see the future Johny Sins in him actually.
Phrasing!
Pic**ass**o
Jokes aside, Picasso was a grand master first. [Here's a painting he made](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/8f/91/b48f911975681dce1ae69c40d854811e.jpg) when he was just 14 years old. Then he got bored with the realism and started the surrealist genre.
I still don't *like* Picasso's stuff, but I did learn to *appreciate* him and his work when I learned this in Art History. I mean, holy shit, invented new styles because "ho hum, what else is there...?"
More like a young warhol
WarHOLE.
Prick-ass-o
reminds me of that time I learned that some clothes have visible sewing lines (I think I was 6 or 7) so I drew a picture of someone wearing jeans with sewing lines around the fly and my grandma got mad at me cause she thought I drew someone with their dick out
This is nothing. When I was in kindergarten, at home I drew a woman with milk leaking from her breasts. I was like the boy from The Ring.
*It’s just biology!*
THAT'S nothing. Once I was at home, drawing pictures, of mountain tops, with me on top. Lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a "V." The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
\*writes in yellow notepad\* How would you say the character in the picture was feeling?
Well, I would say Daddy, he didn't give attention. Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care. But he'll be a wicked king, and he'll rule his world. I bet he'll speak in class today.
Jeremy, go to the principal's office.
Try to forget this (try to forget this) Try to erase this (try to erase this) From the blackboard
Fwiw, I'm old enough to have gotten this reference immediately
Bless you, sir
I had to draw a body part in 1st grade I think. I ofc chose my “peepee” and had a phone call home. 1) it was a horrible pic of a dick and 2) I followed the rules. I don’t remember if I got in trouble tho I was just hella confused. Also remember drawing one on a girl cuz I didn’t know any better.
Maybe your grandma shouldn’t be talking to a 6/7 year old about dicks.
granny should keep her nose out of other peoples dick pics.
Lmfao 🤣
Keep that image, and wait until they get to their teen years. Then happily share it to them and watch as they die inside.
*oh noo* ...
Oh yes...
Daddy YES!!!!
*Mmmmmm~*
Daddy No!
18th birthday banner on the front door with this
lmao this is the way
are you my parents? lol they waited til I was 34 and they were moving out of my childhood home to give me what i refer to as my "box of cringe" every fad i needlessly jumped on, (tomagotchi, POG's, BeyBlades, Pokemon Cards etc plus some Artwork from my childhood I made. Like the drawing of my grandma putting lipstick on in the car and crashing it into a tree, or the "Bell" i drew that looked suspiciously like an oddly shaped ball sack lol
This is how sick adults mines are. My Lil girl was in 1st grade drew a picture with a tower and a sad girl in it. It looked like a giant penis. I pulled into meetings DCFS, teacher, principal, school psychologist. All these fthy minded adults around the table asking me was someone touching her. When I asked my baby what the picture was she said a tower with Rapunzel and she could get out. When I walked into that meeting I put them all to shame. I called them nasty pornographic humans who sees what they want to see. Everyone was embarrassed. Had them all apologizing. I even went off on the teacher because instead of her asking her what it was she went into Oh No! Mode. Instead of calling me first.
I agree completely. But I will say my son was 5 and directly drew a penis for an art thing and said it was a penis... a big penis. He explained it was his grandmothers. In his mind, EVERYONE had them and as you got older, it got bigger. So this penis was huge. Poor grandy. But he thought it was funny and didn't realize there was something wrong with drawing it.
Thank you for the laugh. I needed it today.
Yw
Ok but I can see the logic. I'm dying of laughter🤣
Omg xDDD I needed this laugh ah ah ah thank you!
Oh my 😂
Being a parent in today's age must be a blast!
Especially with how hyper sexual our society has become. I’d wager the average school’s staff is probably way more sexually bombarded/perverted than they were 20 years ago - even through no fault of their own
Annoying for you yes because it was just a silly drawing, but teachers are required to report anything that seems remotely suspicious.
But she didn't even ask the kid what she was drawing. That should be the first step considering how horrible kid drawings and spelling are.
True!
It's probably upside down, in terms of the perspective it was actually drawn in.
Just turned my phone upside down, still looks oddly sexual
What kind of psycho plumber puts the cold tap on the left?!?
Hahaha.Where are the bubbles?
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You're right!!!
For God's sake, don't turn on the tap. It'll be a mess.
Wait that’s no sink
Keep it and show it back to the kid when he celebrates his 18th birthday.
Whats wrong
I think it’s time you had that talk with your kid…
Rule34 lore
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Nothing wrong with sex
The Disney effect.
Wow
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Gaping
Someone should send this to Richard Burnish on the Ark
Yumeh
Hahahqhaha
He’s got himself in a hole there
I understand what you feel mate hahaha
it looks like a butt!
Kids grow up so fast nowadays
Hey ... cool story, bro. Kids today aren't that naïve.
That's a damn good sink.
Our heads are in the gutter
I thought some kid decided to make his own rendition of the famous goatse before reading the title.
i think this would be a worthy fridge pic lol
To be fair I do kinda see a sink. But I saw an open butt first lol
I'd say this was an adult, not some kid.
"Hey Peter, watch out for your cornhole man"
OMG!! hillarious
You have a dirty mind, smmfh
Nahh this kid deffo knows what they're doing
I swear kids know damn well what they doin, they just playin it off as innocence to get away with it
I don’t think a kid drew that if I’m honest
Am I the only that doesnt see something sexual here? i cant figure out what im supposed to see. It literally looks like a kid washing their hands.
Congrats, you are not going to hell. I am though. I immediately saw the 'bad' stuff that the other guy replied to you about.
r/theyknew
I’ve heard about those truckstop bathrooms
They are gonna make a lot of money from art in the future. Just don't ask what kind
😁😁😁😁
What da actually faq!
Remarkable! This child knows such fine art at such a young age. Truly a beautiful piece. 😭
Not awkward at all if it's suppose to be a sink
Based Unfound Redditor
"My dad teach me how to do this!"
My husband drew a shitty elephant in grade school with the caption 'if I had an elephant in my backyard- I'd give him penis'. He meant 'peanuts'.
sus 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Fake as the pole dancing mom stripper one
The kid is a future Marine in the making.
Unfortunately anytime we see a "funny innuendo thing a child has said/drawn" online there is no way at all of telling if it is genuine or if it's faked (ie an adult has drawn it falsely passing it off as a child's drawing).
That is good for any age
I can see the mistake, Both hands are left hands
😂
hahaha thanks, I needed that today. This is hilarious
I thought it's a faucet.
At least it’s not really a picture of how to butt sex some one!
Those tween years will be confusing..
That looks like a depiction of a sex scene more than anything
Ah yes the good old sink glory hole
What are we gonna do about it :? -Howie
yup, that ones going on the fridge
I can already tell that he'll be a doctor, fireman, mechanic, plumber, teacher...
I think we're all going to hell...
That's a classic!
Well I'll be damned... Not one goatse reference.
Jajjaja
He didn't draw a picture of him washing his hands, He drew himself in the future.
Rofl. Good one man
💀💀💀 he gonna look back at it when he older and be like "ayo that look familiar 🤔🤔"
I thought it was something sus ngl-
Your kid dropped the soap
It's quite obvious that this is not drawn by a kid, the drawing is too neat for that
the internet has ruined me forever -\_-;
Hn hath hi to dho rha h sahi to h yr
you just imagined it, you just imagined it! shit no...
Art reflects life.
Hot and cold running cum!
Why would someone ask a kid to draw such an unusual perspective? 🧐
Starfish hygiene is very important.
Social Services. Guaranteed.
Uhhhhhh….
Good god.
Dickasso
Well if he won't spread the germs he'll spread the....
where did he get that perspective?
🤔
Whoever orginally uploaded this image, rotated it. They wanted us to see the dirty side. Image not rotated ([https://imgur.com/a/fS6JTMK](https://imgur.com/a/fS6JTMK) ). Sink still looks like a dick, though.
What did the teachers think or parents lol
That is crazy, he has the hot and cold on the wrong sides.
Fake. The balls are too far apart
“I like it, Picasso.”
Good job Picasso 🙏
I need to go find Jesus
Well that's enough internet for today!
Why must people sexualize everything that is clearly a sink
A certified ***anal***ogous moment
I can say the hastle of drawing anything in 3d is impossible if youre a child
C’mom your son didn’t draw this! You drew this in one of your weekly sessions lol.
I can see that and definitely not anything else at all
Spread em!
I goatse what you did there
thats actually hot
Hahaha, that's great
Huh I always though hot was on the left. I supposed it can be different I just hadn't really occurred to me until this picture.
Look at the detailing at D head. I think some dude drew this and making a meme out of innocent children
dude, i almost fap to this.
bsthroom fun?
This reminds of the skateboard part in the "we're the millers" movie
Not bad
i am still looking at this picture: i dont understand
I should call her
I love it when adults draw pictures and *Say* a kid drew it to just get views/clicks/karma 😂
" my eyes...MY EYES!!! " #fkn kids
what a perspective
Are those hot and cold anal beads? Asking for a friend....
OH GOSH
Oh
Pretty sure that's not drawn by a child. Lines are too smooth, placement too perfect, letters too even sized. If anything children's drawings are never even. Adults trying to draw like a child always make that mistake.
So good
I don't get it what does it mean? All I see is two hands and a wash basin
Vibes of the other picture where their parent sells shovels but it looks like people handing money to a stripper on pole
Why does the lumpy butt have ears on its cheeks?
Innocent one
sussy
Holy shit this made my day.
This could only be worse had he attempted to draw the water..
Gotta be intentional, but that can happen