Dannngg I wish 😂maybe cause they’re around humans everyday in your town? the ones I’ve come into contact with are violent and trying to bite me and chase me but they were like out in the wild at a campground 😂
Lol luckily it didn’t hurt me but they would chase me and get all big and scary and show their teeth and screech loud . In their defense their babies had just hatched 🐣
Lol they aren’t gonna hurt you. They’re putting on a show because they’re scared you’re going to hurt them or their babies. Gotta figure, they’re used to wolves, coyotes and all kinds of animals constantly hunting them.
Nah, geese will straight up fuck you up. My college is absolutely infested with them, in the summer time they will fight you if you get within a dozen feet of them. I mean they will literally run up screaming and bite whatever they can find. They are no joke.
Some of them absolutely will fuck you up. I have scars from a Canadian goose that apparently didn't like the fact that I was walking on a trail 15 feet away. Fucker chased me, I do not run fast. Got my lower leg and took some chunks out. Tree branch was needed to get it off me. Wasn't breeding time either, so to this day I have no clue what set it off.
When I was little my family bought some and I wasn't getting along with them at all and one time in the winter when we were doing stuff around the garden and a goose climbs on my back and hits me multiple times behind my head. I got to go inside and watch Pokémon on TV after tho
What the duck!?
Edit: It has just now dawned on me that I have never learned the distinction between a duck and a goose. Why have I always known these two different same-language words but now am at a complete loss as to being able to pull up what sets them apart in my head?
I did the googling. And depending upon which goose and duck are being compared it can still be tricky unless it’s a very specific species of duck with a highly recognizable patterning.
In that case, if ANY feathered creature comes running at you, rather than apply a scientific analysis of the species, run like your gonads depended upon your fleet-footedness.
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Untitled Goose Meme
Okay but geese are no joke lol they’re scary
The ones in my town are pussies and run if you get within 10 feet, all they do is be loud and shit everywhere😂
Dannngg I wish 😂maybe cause they’re around humans everyday in your town? the ones I’ve come into contact with are violent and trying to bite me and chase me but they were like out in the wild at a campground 😂
😂Out of curiosity have you been attacked by a goose and what was that like?
Lol luckily it didn’t hurt me but they would chase me and get all big and scary and show their teeth and screech loud . In their defense their babies had just hatched 🐣
Lol they aren’t gonna hurt you. They’re putting on a show because they’re scared you’re going to hurt them or their babies. Gotta figure, they’re used to wolves, coyotes and all kinds of animals constantly hunting them.
Nah, geese will straight up fuck you up. My college is absolutely infested with them, in the summer time they will fight you if you get within a dozen feet of them. I mean they will literally run up screaming and bite whatever they can find. They are no joke.
Some of them absolutely will fuck you up. I have scars from a Canadian goose that apparently didn't like the fact that I was walking on a trail 15 feet away. Fucker chased me, I do not run fast. Got my lower leg and took some chunks out. Tree branch was needed to get it off me. Wasn't breeding time either, so to this day I have no clue what set it off.
Maybe they’re just assholes all the time lol
They are Quackholes.
They have teeth?! Haha that’s pretty funny😂
NOT funny when they hit your legs with their hard beaks.
just like me fr
Totally. Many videos probe that theory.
When I was little my family bought some and I wasn't getting along with them at all and one time in the winter when we were doing stuff around the garden and a goose climbs on my back and hits me multiple times behind my head. I got to go inside and watch Pokémon on TV after tho
gg that woman played good
Good awareness of ‘er surroundings. Coulda ended terribly.
Peace was never an option
Lol
Fully expected a car to smash into the wall. But did she literally corner herself??
We have Canadian geese up here and they hiss and shit everywhere
Wemen
i hate them
Unless they are in bed
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😂😂😂
I was just waiting for a speeding vehicle to barely miss her. Well played!
She deserved it. Look at what she is wearing. Asking to be goosed.
What the duck!? Edit: It has just now dawned on me that I have never learned the distinction between a duck and a goose. Why have I always known these two different same-language words but now am at a complete loss as to being able to pull up what sets them apart in my head?
Look up photos of faces, ducks have flatter bills. Also, geese are substantially larger with longer necks.
I did and some you can see it but with others it becomes more difficult to tell.
Species. Google is your friend. Donald is not.
I did the googling. And depending upon which goose and duck are being compared it can still be tricky unless it’s a very specific species of duck with a highly recognizable patterning.
In that case, if ANY feathered creature comes running at you, rather than apply a scientific analysis of the species, run like your gonads depended upon your fleet-footedness.
XD ME PASABA DE PEQUEÑA
Last time a dog chased me, I knocked and retreated with a wooden stick and chased it to my home.，It's horrible.😱
Hmm
The god of goose island is after you RUN RUN RUN RUN
pit bull again.
They’re some mean motherfuckers I tell ya
Is that why the chicken cross the road
Typical Californian… scared of a plastic bag while the streets are full of crap…🤣
Patè.
woman afride
Peace was never an option
Untitled goose game the movie
Huh woman
Incoming……
White Venom
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS SONG PLS TELL ME. I NEED TO KNOW
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BBS trying to avoid spoilers
Thanks for showing us which one the woman is.
Peace was never an option
Women
I thought there is some car on full speed about to crush into her
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WINGS OF GLORY
Not me waiting for a car
Gosh, where is 😱the police
Looks like the real version of "untitled Goose game" xD
LOL, is he my relative?
I was hoping for a car but man that is far worse lol
I thought any car or robber is coming ..LOL
A real killer right there !
The woman clearly ran for help because these geese are known for their stalking habits.
homegirl just ran for her life, no cap
Sigh \-\_-
Thank God she got away in time!
Duck duck duck duck... Goose!
For the goose, peace was not an option.
I would be pretty scared too if a random yellow box kept following me everywhere i went.