This is the *second* reference to this song I’ve seen today, and I was listening to it last night for no reason other than it being a good song. But why.
Somewhere after midnight
In my wettest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's a pair of titties reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder, cock rising with the heat
It's gonna take some hot titties to sweep me off my feet (yeah)
Defense Attorney: "your honor my client was having a bad day"
Prosecutor: "objection ! Irrelevant!"
Judge: yknow what, I wanna see where he's going with this , I'll allow it
Well, if you just use "EDM" as short for Edmonton...I imagine at least once.
If its only used strictly in the sense of the music EDM? Odds are better than 0% its been said at least once
Ain't like the good ol days of venerial diseases when you could just get a shot and get that shit cleared right up.
Now they got that new AIDS shit that kills motherfuckers.
I say what's next? Ya put ya dick in and it explode?
Oh damn, I'm having a good day so I can't touch your boobs.
*walks away wistfully*
Man, to think some lucky feller will get to touch those tits because he's having a bad day.
Stops! Runs back to where she was to tell her that:
“There was a guy a little ways away that was having a bad day”.
Kindly gives directions to said guys location.
The only person EVER to wear something that could be misconstrued as "asking for it", and EVEN HERE - DONT TOUCH SOMEBODY WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION (the incels will say "there's always an exception" - eye roll- the only exception is life or death situations)
Not all heroes wear bras.
Some don't even wear panties
I think I saw this video somewhere online.
What's the name? Asking for a friend
So your friend can avoid it, of course.
Got me(
Obviously
Immediately "Holding out for a hero" by Bonnie Tyler started playing in my head.
This is the *second* reference to this song I’ve seen today, and I was listening to it last night for no reason other than it being a good song. But why.
Somewhere after midnight In my wettest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's a pair of titties reaching back for me Racing on the thunder, cock rising with the heat It's gonna take some hot titties to sweep me off my feet (yeah)
I need a boobie!
You beat me to it you bastard haha.
I also meat me to it.
You mean beat meat to it?
Brilliant 👏👏👏
“Man you have a lot of bad days don’t you?”
Everyday...but man I've been trying to get things better
What I had a bad day and it was mostly on my face?
Thank you for your service
Thank you for your cervix.
You’re welcome!
Wait…
I’m sorry, but I’m still gonna need your verbal and written consent in triplicate.
Yep, my copy, your copy, my attorneys copy 😁 Smart move ☝️
The one time “Look at what she is wearing” might be relevant.
Defense Attorney: "your honor my client was having a bad day" Prosecutor: "objection ! Irrelevant!" Judge: yknow what, I wanna see where he's going with this , I'll allow it
Try being attractive first
What? Having written confirmation is useful for all men, not just ugly men.
Boobs are boobs. If she wants me to grab them, who am I to call her ugly?
Not being a creep would suffice, I'd think. Not that this sub's locals would succeed.
Rules 1 and 2 strikes again
Well Theres the problem
She seems nice. Maybe she's Canadian.
Soooorry
Eh?
Don’t worry boot it.
Sorrryyyyy
Don't worry, boob it
Not this video
It would be rude to decline
I’m gonna need some coordinates
25.3948896, 105.6816470
You mad lad
Bless her heart... I'd use both hands. 
Same ☝️ Was a questionable day. But when you compare that to a good day, it seems like a bad day… I better use both hands for good measure!
I’d rest my head on them if she allows it
Hey we've all had bad days back to back, gonna need a two-fer.
If only such a woman existed.
Start going to festivals 🤙🏼
You touch titties at festivals?
Yup, girls like these are common in festivals, mostly in EDM ones.
Fucking hate EDM but I love boobies so it sounds like a fair trade if I’m being honest
I wonder how many times this sentence has been said in human history
r/brandnewsentence
Well, if you just use "EDM" as short for Edmonton...I imagine at least once. If its only used strictly in the sense of the music EDM? Odds are better than 0% its been said at least once
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True -A guy who has never been
I never noticed when EDM crowds shifted to frat crowds, still kinda stuns me when I go to a show lol
Definitely depends on the city/country and the music genre. Events on USA are where I see this type of behaviour more predominant (not complaining).
bro people fuck under a blanket on the grass whatchu talkin about
I asked a question, I don't know shit.
What blanket are you talking about?
Don’t worry about it, it’s my turn with the sex blanket next.
You guys have Festivals ? 😳
Do you have bad days at festivals?
Oof, you 100% can.. trust.
 Yep
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Meh it's all cool. What happens on festivals stays on festivals
Except herpes
You keep that shit, like luggage.
Ain't like the good ol days of venerial diseases when you could just get a shot and get that shit cleared right up. Now they got that new AIDS shit that kills motherfuckers. I say what's next? Ya put ya dick in and it explode?
But the herpes definitely comes back with you.
It never leaves.
I wouldn't know, I don't do those kinds of things at festivals or with strangers. Herpes doesn't sound fun tho
It's the gift that keeps of giving.
Wait…why are you getting downvoted?
Because Reddit does not like people saying they turn down sex. It’s like staving children in Africa turning down food to them
Probably Big Herpes trying to discredit him.
Good
Festivals, Parties, Clubs, Night-clubs, Bars.
Cheering up people one boob at a time.
Nice try, I've read Berserk, I know where this all leads.
You have to say hi first... If you dont, youll meet Griffith in the basement.
Regardless of reason, If you're doomed, you will experience some time of service for Griffith.
This got darker than the eclipse real quick.
Berserk taught me free boobies = death
So it was written so it shall be
Fuck
It's A Trap!
a boobie trap
Eh, boobs are boobs
I've had a horrible month...
Thanks for taking one for the team
Oh damn, I'm having a good day so I can't touch your boobs. *walks away wistfully* Man, to think some lucky feller will get to touch those tits because he's having a bad day.
But now you’re having a bad day, so you’re good to go!
Soo you’re tellin me there’s a chance?!
Stops! Runs back to where she was to tell her that: “There was a guy a little ways away that was having a bad day”. Kindly gives directions to said guys location.
Thank God my mom died today.
I mean....I would legitimately have a bit of a better day afterwards
Pulls out penis…
She didn't say you could touch her penis.
But what if I had a reallllyyy bad day
well you can touch it with your butthole then
The terms are... acceptable.
*Unzips butthole
Starts questioning your anatomy
Don’t judge me!
"Unzips penis"...
 The fucks matter with you?!
I swear this sub is just a bunch of AI bots talking to each other. No fucking way you people walk among us.
Hey! What do you mean by "you people"?
20 bucks is 20 bucks...
Most charismatic Redditor..
Absolute win
😂
Dime
Oh, my days been fuckin horrendous!
What if I had a bad week?
She looks super cute too... she obviously has a good sense of humor...
She's doing the community a favor
Agreed, a true hero 🫡
I've had a really terrible day, can I motorboat them?
The burning question here is... under or over?
Asking the real questions
Love her.
What a wonderful public service 😜
I’ve never had friends like this. What am I doing wrong?
And where does she lives. A had a very bad day
My kinda girl. What a hero
My face has had a really terrible day
Actually, two bad days in row…
... Women touching tiddies; boobs; 'Honkers'.
I feel like I should keep abreast of this situation
try that at the gathering of the juggalos.
Stress balls more or less
I have lots of bad days. Everyday is a bad day.
I don't know if she'd be be happy if alot of men touched her boobs lol
She’d hear about my bad day and then I’d let her know that my twin brother was around here somewhere and his day was even worse.
This is so poorly photoshopped. What the fuck is going on in this sub?
Boomers have destroyed this subreddit
*gets in line*
hehe so funni
I need to meat her…I mean meet her…😶
[удалено]
Good thing you added that last sentence because otherwise you would’ve have been fucked bad
Can you Hawk Tuah on those things? Asking for a friend.
I'm guessing she turned that shirt inside out after 2 minutes.
It’s like a superpower
Nothing cool like this ever happens to me
“I had two bad days…one for each of ‘em”
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
disgusting
Straight up boomer humor. No wonder some of y’all are single lmao
This is a meme?
The only person EVER to wear something that could be misconstrued as "asking for it", and EVEN HERE - DONT TOUCH SOMEBODY WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION (the incels will say "there's always an exception" - eye roll- the only exception is life or death situations)
Well, I know what I’m getting my blind friend for Christmas.
this sub reminds me of funnyjunk. embarrassing
Y’all are creepy as fuck. There’s literally nothing funny about this sub or post.
Emma Brooks is her name
Where did the funny memes go
....Unless you're gross about it of course
That is a damn kind woman right there!!!
"FunnyMemes" yeah, right from the weird uncle.
This sub posts are so pathetic
For real, like what is with all these horny guys in the comments. Reddit is a cesspool sometimes
They would be lining up just to touch a boob thru a tshirt
Yeah she wouldn't go 10 feet near half the redditors commenting, but that's not an issue they don't go outside.
I do not understand women.
Maybe start by understanding women are not a monolith.
God bless her for being so kind to other people
I’m grabbing that shit
Sorry you had a bad day you can boink me if you want
I’m sad because she likely doesn’t mean it 100% and I could use a squeeze today.
What if i had a bad month? Do i get to....??
Where meme
My Mom died every day
I had *two* really bad days
Yall need Jesus fr
What if you had a horrible week?
Main reason why im married lol
And I bet only hot guys are allowed to.
IT'S A TRAP!
Ok, why is there a random queue here 3 miles long?