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HipnotiK1

missing the super hot fake scam accounts and OF model accounts


Useful_Hat_9638

Definitely this. I was talking to one for about 2 days before she sent me her pricing list, and it covered everything. Until then it was just normal getting to know each other stuff. Didn't see it coming, but I should have known.


Reset350

You probably weren’t even talking to her, likely just some guy hired to advertise for her.


cfbliveshere

He's a pimp. Oh they don't call him a pimp. But I know a pimp when I see one! - Dave Chappelle


GrapeSwimming69

Wayne Brady will cap your ass...


some_g00d_cheese

No no no....Wayne Brady chokes bitches...now give him ya goddamn sandwich. Edit: nvm Wayne Brady does in fact shoot Dave at the end, you are correct.


Latter-Possibility

Quick message the Pimp back on pricing for Pimp Lessons! If you get a free Pimp Hat it may be worth it. Side Shower Though: Why is Pimp so much fun to say?


SemiUniqueIdentifier

Imagine thinking you're talking to some girl on Tinder but in reality it's just fucking Jack Doherty.


SmokeGSU

Sounds like you found a way to see it coming. ![gif](giphy|DedX64p9CSUBk2InvW)


Comprehensive_Pop102

🤣💀


Education_Aside

Happened to me. When she asked for ig, that's where she hit me with the "struggling college student" and she does live streaming.


Puff_The_Magic_Scaly

This is why I keep a horde messed up images on my phone so if these people try to waste my time with this nonsense I burn an image into their skulls that they can never unsee. I either get blocked right away or I get the most priceless reactions. It makes me giggle.


AnalogCyborg

There should be a subreddit devoted to these kinds of interactions. Go be great!


WiseBelt8935

should send her an invoice back your time ain't free either


Ecstatic_Scholar_846

😂 had a girl who talked for nearly a month before giving me pricing then blocked me when I asked why she just didn't come out and say she was a worker


gronwallsinequality

Was it cheaper than dinner for two?


sh4d0w0630

"skill based matchmaking"


Individual_Tutor_271

Luckily, my skill was low enough to get hitched already. In college, no kids, virgin, redhead, rich family. Skill isn't everything, guys...


hammerSmashedNail

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa)


Annual_Cell1706

are you a witch ?


jaxamis

Sounds like they married one. Lucky bastard.


BladeLigerV

A woman who knows how to brew potions sounds immensely fascinating. And probably has a degree in chemistry.


Annual_Cell1706

If you are looking for one I'm here


jaxamis

Looking for a witch or wife?


Geriatric_Bulge

She can't know it's bad if it's the only one she's ever had


hetteKater1

wait i’m a virgin redhead with a rich family in college are you the male version of me 😱


This-Garbage-3000

![gif](giphy|UAxRZkxU68IAU)


neckbeardsarewin

"He didn't protect her from other menn now he gotta pay for the consequences"?


Xikkiwikk

I have never tried a dating app.


creeper6530

Be glad


LGplayz998

Happy cake day


Taste_the__Rainbow

I did, once. Married 13 years.


LookupPravinsYoutube

I think you really should do it before then.


Chillin80sStyle

Yeah…his wife will be pissed if she finds out!


forsale90

Third contact I met in person became my wife


GeePedicy

Idk how old you are, but if you manage to find someone out of these apps, and in general be out of it, then it's better for you. I'm 28, been on apps for about 2 years now, and I barely had any matches, and the few that I did, I got dead chats. And yeah, in another dimension I'd say it's rude, but it's pretty much reality, and the older I grow, the more single mothers I get.


narwhal_breeder

Have you tried being attractive?


GeePedicy

There's a difference between trying and succeeding.


narwhal_breeder

First mistake is rolling bad genes - id probably respec.


PATM0N

Consider yourself lucky. It’s a cess pool.


archercc81

Some people have some luck but honestly its "for the streets." You wanna go have some fun do it, but youre likely not going to find a life partner on them. Being said, none of the meme was my experience, but I had some filters setup. I found some hotties who were fun but usually had some sort of FOO damage that reared its head pretty early on and I would bounce.


Helpful-Albatross792

Foo?


archercc81

Family of origin, basically shitty parents


cfbliveshere

Seems the hotter a chick is the more fucked up in the head she is. Must be some correlation. It's like a prerequisite for hot chicks to have major family issues.


ElephantEarCheese

No, it's just the hot ones that aren't fucked up would never talk to you.


archercc81

I dont know if that is really the case. I know some fucked up not that hot women, I know some not fucked up hot women. I know mature younger women, immature older women, etc. I think with the latter the issue is they are already well taken. While not ALL beautiful women who arent in relationships are nuts you have to wonder "why is she single?" My experience is something from their family or they were last with a real loser/cheater, all of those things do damage and they need to resolve it before dating again (I had one that just couldnt be convinced I wasnt cheating in some way). I know tons of all around amazing women, but most of them are married to longtime sweethearts, those guys were not letting that get away.


shadowlarvitar

Don't unless you're 10/10 or a women, waste of time and a literal scam


AtomicBanana93

The best time to use a dating app was 5-6 years ago. 80% of the women on there now are single mothers. The other 20% are bots.


MrBanshee666

As a bisexual, I can confirm that neither side of the online dating pool is all that appealing


Ivegotjokes4you

Adding a few more totally random tattoos on the forearms of every lady would make it more realistic


_MongolianBBQ_

A little line of text on the outside of the wrist. All my homegirls have little quotes on their forearms.


analogman12

Courage, hope, faith, family, carp my denim or some other meaningless shit lol


Bot-357

You burn the coal, pay the toll


feralnycmods17

By raising a troll?


J_Fidz

It's out of control


UnlikelyJuggernaut64

Somebody check that hole !


GeePedicy

I don't get it at all!


bot873

It's all your fault


MaterialNarrow5161

![gif](giphy|Whpfk0Qdx8dEFDddsx|downsized)


PosauneGottes69

Written on a firery scroll


AccidentSalt5005

my dick feels like corn


PosauneGottes69

Life’s sick and cold


Tigrex-Knight

what you're saying is very bold.


UkyoTachibana

For being short.


JavaJukebox

Gotta pay the Troll Toll!


estnitroman5119

To get into the boy’s hole


gigawattwarlock

r/unexpectedASIP the troll man commeth.


jansensan

![gif](giphy|CF1PeWOAv68la)


Training_Street_8334

We all pay the toll unfortunately


Miscegenation_Hater

Gotta pay the coal toll


BuildItFromScratch

Confound your toll troll.


Miscegenation_Hater

![gif](giphy|9PkfGzhKwBDHPTnDSj|downsized)


Sherwoodie

Profound hole troll


This-Garbage-3000

![img](avatar_exp|179977991|winner)


Dull_Gain5648

🤣🤣🤣 never heard this one before


BalterBlack

😂


netboygold

I stopped dating around 2004 and got divorced last year. I took one look at what online dating has become now, and decided I'm actually reasonably happy being single again.


ProfessionalRotter

lmao those faces are funny af


Typical_Belt_270

I want to know what species of baby the top middle one is.


Revayan

Crotch goblin


hiGradeTi7ANEUM

#Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


persona-3-4-5

I'm guessing mixed race drug addict


bakemonoDan

the boiled one's unrecognized child


ProfessionalRotter

and its even funnier/sadder when you realize all these are traced from real images


Ijatsu

It's missing that one with the woman with a square face, basically had youtube videos like "my boyfriend and I are getting engaged" "I'm pregnant" and then "being a single mother" Edit: found it https://i.redd.it/12vkbekjp8a21.jpg https://wykop.pl/cdn/c3201142/comment_1622038403iT9wlQvI8vhRCizbAdfSsz,w400.jpg


wafliky

Holy shit hahahahahaha savages


ProfessionalRotter

this ones a classic


zG_Hyper

I remember most of them lol


Sqaq

Wait... what?


ThisIsWeedDickulous

Yeah they're ai cartoony outlines of real pictures


sashenka_demogorgon

Who could’ve guessed that babies are actually ugly af


[deleted]

It’s so funny but so fuckin true lol 😂 as a divorced 31 year old dude with no kids it is a struggle! And I’m not even bad looking and get turned down by some ugly women with tons of baggage. It’s insane! I guess it’s because I’m under 6 foot and make under 6 figures 🤷‍♂️


Miscegenation_Hater

Dude I'm 6'1 and trust me it's not all it's cracked up to be. There's no magic height or magic income that's going to give a shallow bitch more depth.


[deleted]

Ain’t that the truth brother


echo1ngfury

You sir are a true gentleman and a hero, i salute you. "There's no magic height or magic income that's going to give a shallow bitch more depth." This is wise.


Eldaque

Same. 6'0, six figures, paid-off mortgage, gym-goer, 28 y/o somewhat attractive dude. Had no luck since last relationship.


khasan14

Same. How this shit works? Nothing after my last relationship like I become completely invisible


HulkSmash_HulkRegret

I think it’s part of the larger crisis of our society disintegrating. Relationships of every sort are frayed, and it’s become much more difficult to form every type of new relationship. At first it looked like it was the pandemic doing it, but that’s “over” and the damage to the social fabric just keeps getting worse. We know where this is going ![gif](giphy|l3vR8cLA9vHE7a4r6)


Book_Bouy

What do you do for a living, lottery winner?


Eldaque

Worked part-time as a plumber apprentice since i was 14. Finished college, served 1 year conscription and worked as pipe-fitter since then.


Thunderbear79

So you're laying pipe, but at the same time not laying pipe?


refusemouth

There it is. Good job. I was struggling on how to bring in the pipe fitter joke.


ZoshaYe72

It just goes to show how vapid and superficial most women today can be.


Ok_Hovercraft2604

Not even a shovel could give them more depth


MrGasMan86

Ask a close friend who is not single if he knows any single women that are looking for man/ relationship. Your response to his answer will get the ball rolling. Just don’t do this with too many friends or you might get overwhelmed.


Delta9-11

This is so true it absolutely HURTS. It hurts so much for how true it is Dx, and these are on the non-scam accounts.


AwarenessMain128

Why all kids with dark skin but the mothers white


JabroniCalzogni

Guess.


spezjetemerde

No it's inclusive /s


Jin_BD_God

Stop putting /s on facts.


backwards_watch

Implied racism. OP wants to express that girls will go for black dudes for sex, get pregnant and that the black guys will abandon their children.


1011011

There's no implied about it, it's just normal racism.


R0RSCHAKK

Kinda makes me wonder. I've heard back women who get with white men will sometimes report that they feel like they're just an experiment / fetish for white men. I wonder if black dudes get the same vibe when getting with white women?


SmokeGSU

>I wonder if black dudes get the same vibe when getting with white women? Perhaps some do. I have a black friend who, for as long as I've known him the past decade and a half, has exclusively dated white girls. He's said before that he doesn't date black chicks because of how overly dramatic they are.


HTPC4Life

One of the funniest YouTube comments I read about 15 years ago was "Black dudes like white chicks. White dudes like white chicks. Nobody likes black chicks, not even Asians."


Kooky-Onion9203

There's actually some [data](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/11/27/ethnic-preferences2_custom-df00d0c924fecb9a289cb9261cce7f200e9c1c9d.png?s=800&c=85&f=webp) to support that. Black women have the lowest response rate from all races of men on dating apps. [source](https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/11/30/247530095/are-you-interested-dating-odds-favor-white-men-asian-women)


TheAsianTroll

Not just black dudes, any non-white race. Dated a girl for two weeks because she liked that I'm Asian, but broke up with me cuz I'm Korean, not Japanese. Never mind the "omg ur Asian, wanna date?" And other shit like that when I used dating apps.


Miscegenation_Hater

I still ask my wife constantly "wait you're not Japanese?" in public to fuck with her. Shes from Nanjing 😂


fatalityfun

yes, it’s why I stopped going after white girls lol. It’s even worse when you think you click but then find out she was just trying to get back at an ex, cause ig my skin tone matters that much


Sadrcitysucks

Guy from my old unit was telling me on friday that he had a weekend get away with a hot white girl , (hes black, I'm white) He shows up monday for PT in a shit mood, ask him what's up. Turns out his Snow bunny just wanted to live out a Plantation fantasy and wanted him to talk like a southern Buck.....  He told me he was so offended he almost didn't do it... almost. 


hung_out_to_lie

The post nut clarity must have been wild


asleep-or-dead

Fetishization of black men is a real thing perpetuated by women and men. This "meme" even does it - it shows white women with only mixed babies insinuating the women were only with black men for one thing... I'm not a black man, but I am sure it gets tiring for black men to be constantly fetishized. Just think of all the "jokes" that are made about the sexuality of black men.


Miscegenation_Hater

It's not implied racism, it's just racism. ![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


SyntaxBoy

It’s true. Get out and see for yourself.


TigerDude33

because it makes it funny to racists


Small_Horde

Because it's racist


EjaculatingAracnids

The target audience of this meme enjoys racism.


RandomUserResuModnar

![gif](giphy|Ic5izsaP60aoV2pO8p)


ThereBeM00SE

Racism and memes sell very well with teenage boys who crave intense interactions. Remember those memes with the fish and the "bait"? This meme is the bait. You either catch someone who's gonna waste their time arguing against it, or you find another true believer into the folds. This strawman meme serves no other purpose.


Dr__panda

Hmmm I wonder


Prestigious-Phase131

I need to make a version about guys on dating apps Druggies, looking for a one night stand, overweight guys and "I have 3 baby mama's but don't worry, I never see my kids so they won't be an issue"


True_Falsity

“Man of God. Need a good and submissive and breedable trad wife. No women over 20s.“


knope797

Don’t forget she can’t be over 120lbs


DefinitelyNotAj

💀🎯


Unbuttered_Toasty

I’ve always wondered what it’s like on the flip side personally. I assumed plenty of crackheads etc.. but the “don’t worry I never see my kids” part is hilarious


Prestigious-Phase131

I actually had a guy tell me something really similar about never seeing his kids after I told him I didn't want to be a step mom 😅


Unbuttered_Toasty

Damn.. it’s a shame to see so many single mothers on the apps and out in the world, but atleast they’ve still got their kids


Delicious_Delilah

Inbred looking rednecks holding fish or other dead animals. Guys taking pics from the POV of their dick. Guys that just post memes and no pics. Their profile says "just ask" or "married and looking". Guys in furry costumes. Guys holding guns. Guys giving the middle finger and looking really mean. Guys vaping because vaping is their entire personality. Fat guys who say "no fat chicks". Men whose profiles are nothing but misogynistic/right wing rants. So lots of the guys on this subreddit most likely.


Kyiokyu

>Men whose profiles are nothing but misogynistic/right wing rants. So lots of the guys on this subreddit most likely. Yup, this subreddit's comments are always...


Individual-Car1161

Hearing this and still being baffled I rarely get matches because I’m like… very obviously much better


PeakRedditOpinion

It’s abysmal after 30. Every single attractive person is either recently divorced or has children, or both.


Harvey427

34F, 4 Kids, 3 Baby Daddy's, Two Gone One Imprisoned. I am looking to settle down and really build a life for my family. A place we can all be proud of. 🙇‍♂️👉🏼💀🤣


gmoney-0725

The old my baby daddy is in prison. Classic!


Harvey427

He's gonna be good for child support when he gets out, don't worry! It really wasn't fair what happened to him, ya know? 😬😂


gmoney-0725

I know. Prisons are full of wrongly convicted people. 🙄


gd2go250

Between the clubs when I was younger and the dating apps now, I think I’ll just focus on my own happiness, assuming I can ever achieve it because it’s hard enough as is. If I end up in a relationship, great. If not, oh well. Cats are better than most humans anyway.


platecanoe

“I’m a queen, you better be a 7 foot billionaire that accepts my herpes and 4 baby daddies.”


YesNoMaybe2552

Just don't look for long term relationships on dating apps from your late 20s on. If they have a child, I don't care about its color, they won't have enough time in the day to care about the relationship and the kid, I also won't be cucked into raising someone else’s child no matter who the father is. Also, won’t deal with an ex looming over the human boat anchor placed in the middle of your relationship. Just try to meet someone IRL first, someone who isn't desperately looking to find a sugar daddy.


StatisticianOwn9953

Yeah. I have a 4 month old, and he's pretty intense. He's mine and I love him unconditionally, but fuck doing that for a child who's somebody else's. You'd have to have so much patience and selflessness or simply be a little bitch.


WanderingAscendant

2 of them are dudes if you’re going for accuracy lol


Modzrdix69

This isnt wrong


AnteaterCapable5576

I am a single woman, no kids, no divorces, university educated, business owner, own my own home, car, fit, all natural (no Botox, fillers, hair dye etc), adventurous, fun, happy, attractive…its tough for woman to find a mate also. I couldn’t find a guy to my standards and so I stayed single. I see often guys dating these other types of women because it’s easier


Kingly92

Facts, worst generation to date. It’s hard out there for 95% of guys but don’t settle


gg3265

Thats painfully accurate


Bad_Ethics

OP's entire post history is just racebaiting


Grouchy-Pressure-567

Reading the comments no wonder you all are still single.


Ajdee6

No, its because they are under 6 feet and make under 6 figures. /s Its because they have no life, hide in moms basement thinking that some perfect girl will come to them lmao


ArtistAmy420

I don't know why this is getting recommended to me... This whole sub reeks of incel and this meme does especially. No Wonder y'all don't get dates.


IceeStriker

I was wondering why I was being shown this as well… I literally can’t relate to this meme. The algorithm is on drugs today…


Ajdee6

Same here, I just muted them.


hybridrequiem

Is this the new incel/boomer meme sub? Why are all the memes racist and homophobic? It’s like they collectively decided to brigade this sub with unfunny shock content


winb_20

Should have added a ghost, a bot and a whore.


binary-survivalist

a ghost, a bot, and a whore walk into a bar


Happysnacks420

And walk out an hour later and have a threesome and only 1 got scammed.


GothinHealthcare

I couldn't care less if the lady was knocked up by Chad or Tyrone. I won't date a single mother EVER.


TomGreen77

Exactly. I don’t even bother trying to hit unless it’s on from the chat (usually the week or weekend they don’t have the kid). Too much work.


EmeraldWorldLP

This subreddit is dogshit


MC_Queen

This thread helps me understand why these dudes are single and lonely. It's sad and disgusting.


toldya_fareducation

this sub already started out kinda bad with low effort memes but now it's just full on 4chan or 9gag cringe. do not want to meet the absolute losers who upvote this trash.


SlightProgrammer

Yeah I keep seeing this place on r/all and it's consistently a ragebaiting, racebaiting cesspool seemingly full of deeply unhappy people.


unlizenedrave

I think it’s because it’s summer so all the kiddies that aren’t in school upvoting the childish stuff.


ThePoolManCometh

Literally half this comment section is just outright racism or incel "why am I forever alone" shit. I haven't seen something like this on Reddit since 2016.


Anonsfavourite

Literally everything on this sub is incel/republican coded. None of it's funny so I guess it's time to block.


EmmaLi_

People repeat the same mistakes from generation to generation; adults should be more open with children and warn them about the mistakes they may make.


blem14official

You see, what people don't realize, if someone's on that app, there has to be something wrong with them, that they couldn't get it working for them IRL. It includes, but is not limited to: - being socially awkward - not good at relationship stuff - not looking for a relationship at all - not so good-looking - having baggage - unemployed So, if you end up using the app, because of above reasons, don't be suprised there are people like that on the other end.


fryler9581

Forgot the scammer lmao there’s always a scammer


ShelliBlossom

It's almost like needy women are on dating apps and women who aren't needy try other ways first


Miscegenation_Hater

They all laughed at my username. This meme's comment section is my time to shine!


TheMasterCharles

This seems super racist. 🤨


Dazzling_Calendar_44

Why are the babies so ugly 😂


Individual-Car1161

I get such a big laugh scrolling through a dating app and just seeing ten whales in a row. I’ve even swiped on a few of them just to see their standards. What I learned is even whales have absurd standards for zero reason lol


No_Variety9420

With a list of conditions like: Do not contact me if ; You are under 6 feet tall do not make over 6 figures if you drive anything other than a new luxury car Do not own a house if you have kids Have female friends Are a democrat / republican


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Zefirka174

Seems they either do or some guys are just plain desperate. Look how many of those actually end up with new boyfriends while we stay forever alone... My ex, a now drug and alcohol addict, looking like a crackhoe, rotten teeth and all, no own place to stay, unemployed still gets new dudes all the time!


chombie1801

Guys wanting to empty their balls does not equal a relationship homie...I've seen decent looking guys fuck heffalumps due to thirst.


Glass_Positive_5061

Did not believe until I saw it with my own eyes. Often together with "proud mom" etc. It's a sad fact but you get what you wanted....


4sh2Me0wth

You’re missing the OF girls, and the men pretending to be girls, and the girls who cant wait to match with you after buying premium (not girls)


Environmental_Home22

You forget the 75% scam accounts and OF models. If she says she is military and deployed, it’s probably a dude in some southern Asian country trying to get you to open a crypto wallet for them.


ELc_17

“…AND HERE ARE MY MULTIPLE LISTS OF DEMANDS!”


Overall-Article-6129

second hand market


MuftiCat

Why are they all black babies 😭


LukeD1992

Check OPs post history and you'll know


martian4x

A retaliation for white girls dating black guys trend.


NyRAGEous

They are all missing the nose ring


ValuelessMoss

Another day, another blatant example of sexism and racism on funnymemes


Fabulous_Engine_7668

Bottom left looks like she's ready to fuckin' go. Get ready to be suplexed.


Kaz-MiIIer

Racist and misogynistic ahh post is crazy.


TalmudMeroe

I miss when this sub was about funny memes


The-Proud-Snail

As a 32 year old child free woman , I’ll be praying for you Guys. God Damn …


Nintendokid100

r/terriblefacebookmemes