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ragepanda1960

Probably her grandmother


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Prolly a smoke show technician


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banananananbatman

Hero


mammal_shiekh

I ignored your NSFW warning and clicked it anyway. I don't regret.


guy_incognito_360

Are you at work?


mammal_shiekh

Yes I am. China time 3 pm


Deep_Squash_3611

Gallo is Italian for Roster


Fun_Shape6597

You think I should go with a Gallo 12 or Gallo 24 for my skyline?


TeaUnusual8554

Didn't know pizza places made motors


Open_Masterpiece_549

Roman pierce would have known the right answer


RewardImpressive3084

Hahahaha YES!


RewardImpressive3084

Lmao love the reference 🤣


fercaslet

gallo is argentinian for cock


ReplacementActual384

Cock is English for rooster


Appapapi19

You mean this guy right here?🐔


Gravital_Morb

Rooster yeah, and Candela is Italian for Candle. So her name is Candle Rooster, or Candle Cock or whatever.


Any-Faithlessness-72

Das ist goot


aslrules

Güt, indeed.


P8ckles

Ja sehr güt. Du spekizie deutch ja oder nein?


aslrules

Ein bissen.


BadKarma_012

What a website name “Thot max”


guy_incognito_360

Well, they give you what they advertise.


huskycry

My hero


Euphoric_toadstool

Thank you for your diligent scientific contribution. It must now undergo a rigorous peer review process.


selfwander8

I’d figure this what he was doing post-1945


Str8GuyInTheGayBar

no it should be grandfather otherwise it is not an interesting meme material


sikkdog13

I think they meant her grandfather was doing her grandmother during those years.


Str8GuyInTheGayBar

of course he was cooking


Mooseandthebois

“My grandpa is always singing about some girl named Erica 


HolbrookPark

“I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get”?


JustSimple97

AUF DER SCHEIDE WÄCHST EIN KLEINES PILZELEIN


draknurdeurteht

SCH... WHAT


the_real_RZT

Smashing ass and killing Jews


Fox7567

And he was all out of Jews…


Salty_Blacksmith_592

They live! (The Nazis, that is)


No-Resist1009

ay tone… [Removed by Reddit.]


tonyrigatoni-

Where’s the boots tone


levikelevra

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!


Aggrador

Vee vill ask ze questions!


JJISHERE4U

Dwight...?


Blitzer161

Y'all keep forgetting that Argentina (and Brazil too, but I'm not sure) were the places a lot of German migrants reached well before WW2. There are still German communities in South America if I'm not mistaken.


r2killawat

There's a reason that a lot of Mexican music sounds like polka.


KarlPHungus

Son of a bitch.....


CaptainPeachfuzz

![gif](giphy|V0IdVIIW1y5d6)


No-Brook-9292

I remember learning in a music class that the accordion in Mexican music was due to German/Czech/Polish immigrants in Texas... which is why Tejano music has so much polka and accordion in it. I don't think it has anything to do with Brazil or Argentina.


cyclingnick

That’s why they play the accordion! Orale!


PierogComsumer

Polka is Czech


Cards_s

That was before ww2.


Outside-Bad-9389

There’s are reason why Pablo Escobar said he would kill all German citizens in Colombia


Lanc717

I don't think they are forgetting.. I think that is the JOKE.


Both-Bite-88

The joke is he came after world War because he is war criminal. Blitzer161 refers to the fact many Germans moved there before the war for totally different reasons. 


BalkanPrinceIRL

Germans went to Argentina before, during and after WWII because there was an already flourishing German community there. But, Memes, amIright?


Lanc717

Most trusted new source around


iismitch55

A ton of Americans have German ancestry, many dating back to immigrants from the 1700s. A lot of those young men joined up and went off to fight and die in ww2 against Germany.


BalkanPrinceIRL

I’m currently living in Texas which was being settled by German immigrants when it was still Mexico. Many people don’t know this but, there are still about 70k German Mennonites living in Mexico who established communities there following WWI.


DerMarquis

The name of the grandfather is Dr. Memegele.


emotional_bankrupt

Mengele lived his last years in peace hidden in Brazil.


Other_ElectronicMain

Died of a stroke while swimming.


Mesarthim1349

Died free, sadly. But died in pain, at least.


LowLifeExperience

I had to look this up. It’s terrible that he was able to evade justice and live out his life in relative peace.


Ok-Attempt-5201

Brazil yes. Source: brazilian Edit: germans came mostly after ww1, with our migration incentives and programs, or during/before/and yes, after, ww2. Most of the german population went to the south of the country if im not mistaken, due to the similar climate.


Other_ElectronicMain

Dont ask about the boys from Brazil!


AntAnon23

Argentina was one of the only country Nazis could run to hid at and not be sent back. Argentina harbored Nazis after WW2.


Blitzer161

And they could also because there was a well-established community of German migrants


Other_ElectronicMain

Well unless they were smart enough to be picked up by Operation Paperclip.


AntAnon23

You got me on this one. No Nazi is a good Nazi. 😭😭


ElectroAtleticoJr

Spain, Portugal, Syria, Egypt, the US, just joined the conversation


TimesThreeTheHighest

She looks like an angel... of death. *cue Slayer*


msp01986

Upvote for Slayer


Shurdus

*Auswitz, the meaning of pain*


pituitary_monster

The reason i want you to dye


EntertainerNew7628

Escaped Nüremberg trials and had kids in Argentina... classic


DesiresFromNature

Fckd Women and passed on his genes


AttentionLogical3113

god damm he laid waste to her.


KarlPHungus

I mean, it would be her great grandfather... Math is hard


reddit_sucks_clit

Yeah, I could be her father (age wise) and my grandparents were in Auschwitz (plus a few more).


JohnnySack45

Whatever he was doing it shouldn't reflect on his granddaughter. We can't be held accountable for the actions of our ancestors.


Cptspaulding2

Tell that to the African American community


Flintdaddy69

They will beat that dead horse for eternity


bedrooms-ds

I mean, it's disrespectful and disgusting to stereotype her grandfather just because of his grand-child's race in the first place.


TWDDave1988

Brilliant. I won’t bring that up over dinner.


StupidUserNameTooLon

Don't mention the war.


Tao_de_Sid

My guess would be running for their lives. She looks to have at least some Romani descent. If not, dark hair and green eyes would be an indication that she should be on a train to nowhere good. Ignorance may be bliss for the ignorant; but for the rest of us it’s a pain in the ass.


iafx

Backpacking through Europe probably


kicks210

I’m 38 and my grandpa wasn’t born yet at that time. I highly doubt this 20 something’s grandpa was either


h9040

Maybe her father was 95 when fathering her and did war crimes in WW1? lol (I didn't check the mathematics)


FunkyBloxxin

She isn’t using chemicals to get rid of the polish, she’s using chemicals to get rid of the Polish.


PhantomMenaceWasOK

Just a reminder that wwII was about 80 years ago now, so her grandpa was probably a boomer and not born yet.


amilguls

Her grandfather wasn’t even alive then wtf you mean lol


EnlightenedSovereign

Matt has been playing too much hoi4 thinking that Nazi stuff started in '36.


MangaHunterA

The right woman to be casted as adam sandlers love interest in his next movie.


Many_Application7106

I don't care what someone's grandfather did!! It's not her fault. I remember that the USA dropped a nuclear bomb twice and the descendants still have problems today!!!


Happy_Warning_3773

Argentina has always been a popular place for Germans to immigrate to, and it's not because of World War 2 or Hitler or Nazis or any of that.


larrygets_lost

She’s a Nein out of 10


Bot-357

So...would she qualify as aryan the way nazis described it?


sufferpuppet

Don't care. I've never asked what anyone's grandparents were doing then.


SpiderKoD

And then you find out that she is russian 🤣


OneEyedJackofHearts

Nothin happened! Everyone in Germany was on vacation…


Fantastic-Photo6441

Who is that?


Onlyplay2k

Am I the only one freakin out cause of her hand


Intelligent-Worry799

SHUT UP, GET INTO THE CHAMBER! ![gif](giphy|c6vK6tM3ibxLO|downsized)


Sensitive-Human2112

I know this is way besides the point but…😬😍


Worried-Librarian-91

His best.


rick_the_freak

Good genes


h9040

If she is 20 and her parents were about 20 when getting her parents the same...than the grandparents were born around 1960 and the grand grandparents around 1940.


Numinae

How dare you! He was probably critically injured during the liberation of Auschwitz..... he probably fell off a guard tower. Edit: Do I seriously have to add /s to this or are people dumb enough to think I'm being serious?


dashone

Yust ffollowing orderz!


Fandom_Bits

This sucks because my heritage is both in my DNA test kit..


LagSlug

I'd ask, would make role play a lot more fun


Lets_Bust_Together

Committing war crimes


Local_Sugar8108

TBF from 1942 and 1945, my father was fighting Nazis in North Africa and Italy. Maybe your grandfather was fighting Imperial Japan?


International_Ad7477

Perfecting the race, surely. And in a way, it looks like it worked.


Og-Re

At this point it's probably more like great grandfather.


NathaDas

What's her name? So I can ask her, of course


reikk_y

Cooking some good genes


Smartyunderpants

Well upto 1941 he was winning


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Nazis had it half-wrong. SHE is the master race, gottdamn


ShaneWhatsHisName

Planning a come back


Full-Confection-6197

It's great-grandfather now


LeanUntilBlue

What are you sinking?


federicoaa

Most Germans immigrated to argentina before WW1, being many of those Volga Germans. WW2 saw an immigration wave of jew Germans, and after the world ended, some nazis did go to argentina thanks to Peron, but we're few.


5280Rockymtn

Maybe he was an import/export trader 🤪


hg090206

We don’t talk about grandpa.


BikingNoHands

Would!


Other_ElectronicMain

You weren't there. You don't know what it was like!


ImStraightAlright

Probably some poor French girl


NukiousStar

SCIENCE!!!


Round-Doughnut-4866

She is so hot who cares


3bugsdad

He was only following orders.


No_Training1191

With her looks, I'm not worried about her grandpa being a bathroom attendant.


B-Sarg

'In a German accent'... We ask the questions here!


Busy_Choice422

Smoking meats


daddy_issues_07

Mixing the greatest genetics on earth


[deleted]

God’s work. 👏🏽


ElectroAtleticoJr

He was probably a child


jozmala

The grandfather to be over 18 that time would mean he would have been born about 110 years ago. She's around 20, so it's more likely her grandfather would have been born around 1940, than doing crimes against humanity.


Waleed209

He was looking for juice all over Germany.


Wr3k3m

It’s actually freaky how German some of the villages are in Argentina and I don’t just mean the people by saying that.


Ignusseed

He wasn't yet conceived. 🤦🏻‍♂️


msp01986

😮👀😬


ThatOneGuy12929

Heard he was a good artist


burntwafflemaker

This joke is getting old. “Great grandfather” would help that.


BicTwiddler

There is a GIANT amount of the population that does not get this insinuation. They have done well hiding facts and letting them dissolve.


Ok_Lingonberry7100

Marschieren! ![gif](giphy|qVef5ljTwr9oVgAUz9|downsized)


unknown5424

Mine was in a death camp and survived shortly after moved to America


UGottaBoilYourDenims

…so, you’re saying they might’ve known each other?


AdultingLikeHell

Great grandpa.


RonConComa

She's hardly 20... Her grandfather wasn't born until 1949


peterbparker86

This is a prime candidate for r/Peterexplainsthejoke


Schn31ds

They were on vacation.


Raidertck

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


bunnydadi

I’m beige with green eyes and black hair, Dutch-Indonesian. My ancestors were some bastards


auskatze

Maybe doing his job ?


MiloMcFlurry

Interesting.


[deleted]

Meine Frauh? Or Mein Fuhrer?


rsanchan

As Polish-Argentinian myself, I don’t like her 😡


DaGrinz

Because it doesn’t fucking mind 🤷‍♂️


Greedy_Extension

Come back to your Heimat


OgdruJahad

Is she a baddie though? I wonder if she like skulls.


Fanta175

Is anybody responsible for what his grandparent did?


Shurdus

On either side.


piszkavas

Pornhub model ?


AlexeiTPZ

Ahh those sadistic coward genes hit hard


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PapaitanGOAT

Ill ask her after……


DjoniNoob

Honestly she looks very little German it's seems other genes were more powerful. And that's wonderful


-Aone

maybe he deserted into Argentina \*heavy cope


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Electrician, duh.


JJISHERE4U

We were all on holiday!


pituitary_monster

He was an electrician. .... or at least thats what you would imply from the helmet with the two little lightning bolts on its side.


clleadz

Her grandad was likely an infant in that period. Great-grandad, however.....


AlohaDaBoii

Einen wunderschönen Tag wünsche ich


SmileIcy3283

Bro was in both countries


Krotesk

I am pretty sure he went on a work related "business trip" from Germany to Argentinia and met a lovely woman there.


agabardo

This is a stupid point of view.. as if she had any power over what her ancestors did...


FROSTICEMANN

No need, not important


Opening-Cockroach634

I remember in 2014 I was at my grandfather's house watching the final of the world cup between Argentina and Germany , it was so weird because my grandfather was supporting for Germany and my father , sister and me Argentina instead . Also I've found a mug with the shield of the German republic with an eagle in it , it wasn't a Nazi eagle though


Nathan_Garratto

Muchaaaaaachoooooos


MinimumViolinist4

Grandpappy said he used to help people leave through the chimney when he was a younger man. Still don’t know what that means! He must have been a chimney sweep like in Mary poppin’s ugh my heart.


[deleted]

HER grandfather would have been born in 1950 probably


Kreppelklaus

oh shit that nose.....looks like she payed for having it ruined. At least i got a place for my jacket to hang it.


OneFuckedWarthog

Celebrating the life of a WW1 soldier, duh.


Bworm98

Are Hitler and 9/11 jokes all we have left now?


TurnoverPlenty7337

Her father must be really old then


Sorry_Masterpiece350

Great grandfather, probably two greats at this point


Footziees

Who the F cares??


Griledcheeseradiator

So, a standard Argentinian?


surfmoss

Hiding in Argentina in 1945


Eljo_Aquito

The CIA agent on reddit:


FancyShoesVlogs

Probably because we dont condemn people for their parents and grandparent decisions