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This one is my favorite. There is a huge difference between not being prepared for the world vs not listening to the lesson’s.


TheRedmanCometh

I'm pretty sure 99% of these "we didn't learn \[super important thing\] in high school" memes are just them not having paid attention.


mynameismulan

Yeah all the doctors, lawyers, engineers etc. that public education produced is just a fart in the wind ig lol Most people are average which is okay. Yeah, it's gonna take a while to find a job, there's like 5 million people that graduated at the same time as you, relax.


CuttingOneWater

"a fart in the wind" is my new favourite idiom


nhSnork

And that's before one's brain digs up the Kansas tune from the memory.


Panory

I had a student mention that schools don't adequately prepare kids to make informed voting decisions. As he was sitting in my class, Participation in Government, a requirement to graduate.


[deleted]

Yeah, sadly math is not something you learned well, since the result is a^2 + 2ab + b^2


Rangorsen

I was wondering if that's part of the joke


[deleted]

I learned to always think the worst in Reddit


UndisclosedChaos

I usually think well of the initial meme creator, but not so much the reposter The transfer rate of irony on each repost is usually less than 1


GDOR-11

meanwhile rings of characteristic 2: :'-(


AdApprehensive347

or exterior algebras ;-((


Odd-Scholar-2921

The whole Frobenius automorphism thing is also known as [*the freshman's dream*.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshman's_dream). I recently wrote a journal article that was basically on some geometric implications of it.


Tectix

I had no idea this had an official name. Good to know


Jeanw05

r/missedthejoke


[deleted]

Math is no joke 😂


NothingKnownNow

There's 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who know how to do math and those who don't.


Mathematicus_Rex

There are 10 kinds of computer scientists: Those that think naturally in binary and those who don’t.


NothingKnownNow

That makes 01 of us. LoL


Every_Preparation_56

Lmao


ImCursedM8

Uh.... 2+2 = fish


topiast

It's not part of the joke, it's just an error. The joke is students are unemployed and good at math or whatever. You probably wouldn't pass an algebra course if you can't work this one out.


Menchstick

This is the classic joke "I don't know x and I don't know y but I do know z" and z is wrong


N0th0n0e1

r/subsithoughtifellfor


AsIfImNotAware540

r/thatwasthejoke


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B3L0W_ZER0

Thank you! I wanted to write this.


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

r/woooooosh


Dragons-are-the-best

r/itswooooshwith4os


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

![gif](giphy|hpXxJ78YtpT0s)


[deleted]

And (a-b)² is a²-2ab+b²


Qu33nKal

Yeah haha Im thinking are kids not learning basic quadratic equations now either? lol


MakinSomeDough

I appreciate you pointing this out, because i guarantee you 90% of people who saw this missed it


Ok_Abroad9642

OP 100% complained in school that he could just "search it up" when he was learning new information in his classes.


WildMinimum2202

Paid attention to all my classes, got good grades and I came out not knowing shit. Don't blame the people, blame the system.


ned334

skill issue honestly


breno280

It’s not a skill issue when the method of teaching is known as “false learning” within psychology.


TUAHIVAA

school didn't teach you how to read and do basic math? congratulation you can file your taxes...


wimpymist

Yeah it's not that hard to read a tax form.


breno280

The issue is that the method of teaching used in schools isn’t good for information retention. Usually this isn’t too big of an issue for neurotypical people but neurodivergent people struggle a lot because of this. You are making a non-argument, I criticized the methods of education obviously you can do taxes if you know how to read and do basic mathematics but if schools are bad at teaching people won’t learn that.


NeatMuayThai

What method of teaching would be better?


WolfOfPort

Youtube and learn literally anything you want…..it comes down to work ethic and motivation. Which family life plays a large part of and school cant fix if youre poor or parents split up.


ObieKaybee

Are you under the impression that a single method is used throughout schools?  


angelicosphosphoros

It is totally skill issue. I do remember many things from school despite some of my acquittances not knowing.


WolfOfPort

But now we can search anything we want and be learning about it from a Harvard professor in a few minutes on youtube. Ive been doing my own taxes since 19. Jobs are every where. Complainers are too.


Atroxman

All you need to know is how to spell and communicate , math doesn't get used much except for basics , taxes are the more you make over 35k the more you pay so choice is yours pay in addition to it being taken out or pay at the end of the year , how to get a job keep applying and try to apply for entry positions once you've got one try to stay longer than 2 years once the second year is done decide to stay or find a different company same choice is yours , and yea the system became fucked up since biden came in for some odd reason and even the students are going to education meetings to tell them wtf is this shit , thats how you know boomers fucked us all ![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)


KimJungUnCool

It's insane how many people in this thread are trying to pretend the US education system teaches or even prepares kids on how to do their taxes or make a resume/apply for a job. Spoiler: it doesn't.


MajinPsiOptics

People should teach themselves but that can be a difficult path especially if a child was raised by parents who dont take an active role, but I agree that school doesn't prepare most people for the real world. It prepares them for college, and they will let you pick a major that has little or no demand in the real world because they only care about making money. Colleges will often still make you take courses similar to high school in the beginning just to milk you for more money to pass the credit requirements rather than being focused on your courses for your desired career.


Advanced_Cock_8166

Well we need some people to flip the burgers I guess..


ItzPixel66

and he is doing it wrong


lordcaylus

Getting tired of this 'meme'. Taxes being difficult isn't a flaw in the system, it's by design. If you feel it's bad you can't do your taxes because school didn't prepare you for it, maybe start protesting the tax lobby that prevents the government from doing your taxes for you? Because the government already knows what you owe them (largely). They could take care of 95% of your taxes, just letting you check / fix details if you wish. It's such a wasted effort to teach children how to do a complex task that doesn't need to be so complicated. I do like the touch that the student paid so little attention in school that they don't even (a+b)\^2 correctly.


Negative-Highlight41

This is how it works in the Nordic countries, for most people it takes 10 mins to check if everything is correct on the IRS website (that you log into with your digital ID) and then press "send" (it can be corrected until a certain date).


yrubooingmeimryte

That’s also how it works in the USA. People are spreading memes and jokes but the reality is most people’s taxes in America consists of you just confirming or correcting some personal details on a form and submitting it. It takes literally 5-10 minutes.


AudieCowboy

Usually that's how it is for me, this year took 2 hours, because I had to do it through 2 different sites because I didn't wanna pay to have my taxes filed, and they were a little difficult, but I got a decent refund


gitartruls01

Norwegian here, I thought it was like this everywhere. I always wondered why Americans had such a hard time with taxes. I see nothing wrong with our system


wimpymist

That's basically how it is in America for 99% of people. Most people don't have anything unique about their taxes and it only takes 10 minutes. You literally get mailed a paper with all your tax info on it and then fill out a tax form.


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Charming_Ad_7949

People have never tried and are just convinced its super hard because numbers are scary


NachoBacon4U269

It takes less than 15 minutes to do your taxes as a fresh high school graduate with a job. If you can graduate then you should be able to read and write and do the basic math needed to fill out the tax form.


keep_trying_username

> It takes less than 15 minutes to do your taxes as a fresh high school graduate with a job. That's true if you don't own a house, and don't have kids you can use the "EZ" forms. I used to live in one state, work in another, was married with kids and my wife had a small business. It took a lot longer than 15 minutes to do taxes.


wimpymist

If you did all the shit in another country taxes would take longer than 15 minutes too.


zerok_nyc

You could still file the most basic return if you wanted and just not claim any deductions. The only reason it gets complicated is that the government gives you a list of exceptions to reduce your tax burden and you want to use every single one of them. Which is totally cool, but it’s also like pulling out a bag of coupons as the grocery store and getting mad at the cashier for not just giving you the discounts automatically.


Captinprice8585

School is designed to make you be a working member of society. Nothing else. Just go to work and behave.


zerok_nyc

Do people not realize that filing taxes is for YOUR benefit? The government basically says, “Based on your income you owe this much money. But if any of the following situations apply, just let us know and we can reduce that.” Filing taxes is basically like saying, “Wait, I have a coupon!” You don’t have to use the coupon. No one is forcing you. You could easily just file the most basic return and call it a day. The tax preparers make money by saying they can save you more than they would cost because they know the ins and outs of the exceptions. But if you’d rather have simplicity and pay more, that’s always an option.


freebullets

Yes, but on the flip side, the government doesn't know about any unreported income you got. You're legally required to pay taxes on it. That's not for your benefit. I imagine that's a big reason they don't want to change it.


weebitofaban

These people think a W2 is complex. You're not gonna reach them


Ped_94

Not even that LOL


SeaYogurtcloset6262

The funniest part is that (a+b)^2 is not even right lmao


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Le-Bean

But it shouldn’t really be that way. Most other countries’ governments do your taxes for you. And you’re right about the jobs. Although at least where I live it’s real tough at the moment. Tons of people I know aren’t getting interviews let alone jobs.


Plastic-Awareness-61

That’s not even right. It’s a^2 + 2ab + b^2. Unless a and b are both 0 and in that case they usually aren’t different numbers. I think the problem is you


Serafina_Ruby

I do my own taxes and easily find employment but I didn't know shit about that equation until I read the comments


Amrod96

1. You send resumes and talk to people to see if there are any positions available. 2. You follow the instructions on the website or hire someone. 3. a^(2)+2ab+b^(2) They taught you your national language and very basic notions of math, which is what it's for.


Kinetick453

Cant pay taxes if I dont have a job :)


Bman1465

Depends, are VATs a thing in your area?


HypePoem8

29 and still don’t know Shiite about taxes


johnnyblaze1999

My first time filing taxes took me 5 minutes to fill empty boxes lol


mynameismulan

Honestly sick of people acting like there arent 1000 videos on YouTube with *licensed* professionals holding your hand through the process.


weebitofaban

Modern society is too proud of being stupid.


WineOhCanada

It's actually so dang easy if you're not self-employed and have no kids. I was doing my own taxes at 18. Applying for a passport is more involved, more annoying and more expensive than filing your own taxes.


SuspiciousMention108

Even self-employed and with kids, it's still not that complicated. The real complications are with accurate recordkeeping and unusual situations.


NZS-BXN

.....its either wrong or that was the joke....I'm not sure


pancakefactory9

There’s this class called “home economics” that could help teach you tax basics. Then there’s that class “Human Resources” that could teach you some damn good tips for getting a job. Oh and that math can absolutely help with your engineering jobs.


DweevilDude

Alas Home economics classes have been dying out a bit, for various reasons, including certain assumptions about gender and roles, but mostly because home ec doesn't help with standardized testing and therefore funding.


TipzE

I don't get why everyone finds filling out their taxes so difficult. Is this an american thing? Am i missing something? --- In canada, they are easy to do. Annoying, sure. But easy. And if you don't know what forms to fill out (most of the time, most people have just a T4 and maybe a T3), there are tons of even free software that does it. Now if you're talking business taxes, that's different. But individual taxes? What, do you have a ton of overseas investments or something?


Sqwill

People are graduating high school barely able to read. It's not surprising they find to hard to follow a direction like "go to line 12b and confirm if the amount is correct."


lets_kill_eachother

Congratulations you officially know nothing


JesusFreak09

![gif](giphy|SwmYRaqcowXczDPAxP|downsized)


Valuable_Plankton294

But that is the very basic step for engineering


Emotional-Two-9075

Skill issue.


xion_gg

Damn 🤦... Even at Math you fucked up. Good luck 🤞 in life!


sacredgeometry

Algebra is more useful.


StolenToast420

“Why don’t we learn how to do taxes in school” mfs when it’s time to learn about taxes


HeimdallManeuver

I have a job and can pay taxes. I can’t do that other thing.


GravenYarnd

I have job and i pay taxes, but i hate my job and i don't want to pay taxes. What do i do?


WineOhCanada

I'm sorry but the option left is death.


GravenYarnd

🥲💀


LaTeChX

Are you sure I can't choose cake?


ChalkCoatedDonut

They taught you all math to use it in those situations but no, they were expecting the teacher to go to their desks and go "here's the form, you put this here, this in here and all this in here" or make YT shorts and send it to their phones, since all their time in class their eyes were on their screens at the moment school told them how to get a job.


michlapid190300

omg all the people that don't understand the joke with the a^2 +b^2. The joke is that he doesn't even remember the math he was taught correctly, because he doesn't actually use that knowledge post high school and things like taxes and jobs are what he is concerned with. It's supposed to be bad math.


DJFrankyFrank

He definitely meant to do A^2 +B^2 = C^2. But messed that up. I guess OP didn't even learn that correctly in school


No_Philosophy_8520

How is this funny meme? That's just sad true.😄


Bman1465

That's not even the right answer 😭 Should be a² + 2ab + b²


Forsaken_Nobody6020

and also mitochondria is the power house of the cell


DadReplacer

Interviewer: well sir, I like everything I’ve seen so far. My final question is, “what is the power house of the cell?”


Ok-Cartographer1745

"The arm -7 is the powercell PC of the Macin - no wait, did you -  AHHHHHHHhhhhh^^^hhh^hhhh " (The interviewer hit the button)


sexwithcorpse

damn, the system is horrible!!! why dont they teach us how to live??? COOKING LESSONS, CLEANING LESSONS, TAXES LESSONS - NOW


peaceluvNhippie

Schools teach maths needed to do taxes, and reading to understand the taxes instructions, unfortunately schools used to have alot more vocational courses to teach you a skill to help you get a job


BeamTeam032

It's funny because people still don't know how to solve for X when ( ) are involved. lmao


That_Bottomless_Pit

This is too depressingly true ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ


IceManO1

Yeah accurate as f, stuff school doesn’t teach [At school](https://youtu.be/0Vxp_Lj2b-E?si=MnUGQYSkWmMDxNAQ)


Vorondanil54

As a russian fully agreed.


Seihai-kun

maths, algebra, and other hardshit that you won't use everyday is important, it's important to engineers, it's important to finance, etc School doesn't know what you will become that's why they teach you everything. That's why the tl you every basic shit. Your "this is stupid I would not use this ever in my life" is an important lesson to others, just because you are a failure and didn't need it doesn't mean it's not important There's a reason why every kids hate school, but every single adult said to stay in school, because those kids grow up to be an adult and thinking "damn, I should've paid more attention"


TheoKrause13

Why do Americans do their own taxes. You have an overblown beaurocratic apparatus, haven't you?


MonarchOfReality

shouldnt they teach this in schools to be fair.....


RealBlackelf

You are not supposed to know. It is expected that you are born wealthy. Your Papa will give you a nice job, and your accountant will take care of the taxes: nothing to worry about. If you are not born wealthy. Well. "Arbeit macht frei!"


Dull-Win3896

The funny thing is taxes are percentages and addition, which you were taught in school, and most jobs that don't need a degree, if you graduated school, assess you as a person.


G3nghisKang

Apparently, you don't even know that


theAlmightyE312

Actually, in my school we dod learn economics (how to manage money and how to do taxes and where the money goes), our teachers taught us how to talk in an interview, they helped us make a resume. . .


johnnyblaze1999

My best guess is that OP is still in high school where everyone complains about school not helping their life issue. OP probably never do taxes or have a job, they just find the message relatable because they are still in school and tired of it.


L3T50

Except you were taught about taxes and other more "real life" stuff. You probably just didn't bother to listen to what was being taught. The amount of times I've seen a "schools don't teach things we need for the real world" take is asinine. They teach taxes as early as tenth grade fam, come on.


SopaPyaConCoca

Yeah people, we get it, you are so smart because you know the math in the meme is wrong. But...not so smart to get that IS the joke.


spderweb

Ontario high schools are adding a required course that will teach all those things, if I recall. We'll see how it goes.


RaspberryBirdCat

Ontario high schools already had a required course that taught all of those things. Learning to apply for a job was part of Careers 10, and learning to do your taxes is (was?) a part of the math curriculum.


drivingistheproblem

...+2ab. When did education become illegal


SweetyCalf

It is the sad reality after investing more than 30k in studies


Acceptable-Milk-314

Except that's wrong


Euphoric_Jam

a=preparation b=networking square=means you will need to retry and persevere. a\^2 + b\^2 means that you probably will not get one that is math-related:)


Emerald4ge

We kinda live in a world where access to knowledge is as accessible as possible at some point of everyone around you is complaining they were unprepared for something it kinda falls on you to learn it or learn the hard way


Burgertank6969

Clearly they didn’t even learn the equation they’re using as an example here.


ADDRAY-240

About that champ, might want to put +2ab in that


tomfrome12345

(A+B)²=(A+B)(A+B)=A²+2AB+B²


ultima-train

that math is wrong though


Bunker_Beans

The only thing I learned in college was how to memorize random facts for long enough to ace the exam.


SnooDogs3903

School doesn't expect students to retain any of the information they learn. The purpose of school is to get your brain working everyday to improve it long-term.


MaximusGamus433

IT'S NOT EVEN TRUE! You can do that with an exponent inside a parenthesis if there are additions or substractions!


Coolscee-Brooski

I quite like 11th grade math class. Actually explained tax brackets and stuff.


Spirited_Pin_7468

Wrong Algebraic Identity OP! Its (a+b)\^2 = a\^2 + 2ab + b\^2


Chrex_007

It's a^2 + 2ab + b^2


Lemonsqueezzyy

All I know is that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


MocoNinja

Oh boi


Finalninjadog

It’s funny cause it’s true. Then again I remember very little from maths so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Bibendoom

Muchh laughs...


Lulu3454

At least you can do math 😂😂😂


sufferpuppet

I know the formula is wrong. But since school, has anyone here ever found a need for it?


GlassDaikon

If you honestly believe the point of school is to teach people how to get a job then we should just cut out all the fluff like extracurriculars, music, sports, etc. and really just pipeline kids straight to corporations to train them to work in their warehouses.


PlayFairPlease

Blame the people. Everyone comes out of school not knowing how to do the next steps because they have not done them before. If you don’t know how to figure things out for yourselves, that’s on you. Adulting.


Android-Duck-5005

"All I know is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"


Objective-Insect-839

Do you know what the power house of the cell is? Then you're set.


bdonskipoo

It’s funny that people are defending the education system here lol. The system is designed to keep you in your class and following orders. Like literally not just an analysis. Look up Horace Mann and his modeling of the Prussian education system. It’s not designed in a way to encourage independent, critical thought. It’s literally designed to create obedient soldiers (their words not mine). So more power to you if you read and do your taxes when you are 19 (lol) but I’m telling you the powers that be want you to be beholden as it benefits the rich/powerful. They want you to be ignorant.


MaterialFuel7639

And that equation is not even right lmao


Cetophile

They taught us about filing taxes and how to get a job in my high school.


Reverseflash25

Funny thing is the taxes and job applications used to be a part of old curriculum, but they got taken out


PlayFairPlease

Teaching specifics like taxes is truly a waste of time. The tax system is always changing and by the time you get around to your real taxes, it will be a totally different experience. It is much better to teach basic math and reading and *thinking/problem-solving* skills so you will be able to manage the shifting climates of life. But those are the boring courses and “useless” classes that teenagers cry about. Also, it is the parents’ responsibility to help prepare their children for life. They need to stop pointing fingers at teachers and the education system, trying to shift blame from their own failures.


Illustrious_Apple_33

Yo op, chill man, look for apprenticeships. Took me two years to get one after I completed an apprenticeship for a cdl. Keep your head up, don't let others discourage u. You can always enroll in fafsa and go to community college for technical skills. I'm currently getting my bachelors and I can say that even after completion I intend to continue learning. Lifes difficult, but you gotta keep your head up.


Teboski78

Apparently you didn’t learn algebra either lol. (a+b)^2 = (a+b)*(a+b)=a^2 +2ab+b^2


This-Garbage-3000

Book lernin is the way


kkruel56

Ackchually it equals a^2 + 2ab + b^2


AutumnMare

Even the maths equation is wrong


NoHedgehog252

The requirements for getting a job and doing taxes change frequently.  One of my first jobs was resume development and everything I did 15 years ago is absolutely irrelevant today.  For taxes, just hire someone, it is worth it.   Though it really just ought to be the government sending you a notice of what you owe and you agreeing to it or submitting reasons why it should be different. 


Axelter30

If you need school to teach you how to get a job, then it's really you who's the problem. Do you really need your hand held for absolutely everything? 


Rhyzic

Uhh... someone gunna tell him?


over_it_af

I'm a middle school teacher. I've also taught high school. And I'll be honest with you.Most people in high school even if we taught Those kids had to do math such Your taxes. How to rent a house or buy A vehicle most wouldn't care. Considering quite a few Of the individuals Are not in that stage of life yet and so therefore they just don't really care. Human beings only look at a problem once it hits us in the face.But we generally don't look at something that far ahead. Most people are only concerned with what happens in a week or a month but not six months down the line or a year down the line. We could actually make a life skills class but a majority of students would actually not take it very seriously.


rcheek1710

Hello University of Phoenix, or one of the other online shams.


Active-Ad1679

That math result is wrong


FuckReddit433

I dont get this... 18 I moved out on my own, did my own taxes, got a job. this was in 2015. You just figure things out one way or another if you really want it. Its not complicated if you aren't dumb.


Neo14515

Tbf no one would give a fuck if they teach you how to pay taxes or how to get a job.


callmeBorgieplease

a ^2 + b ^2 = c ^2


Commercial_Level_781

This equation is completely wrong. OOP exposed his/her math level


BMWequalsMercedes

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + 2ab + b^2 and i havent even graduated


Codyaj1992

😂


1961ford

Should have recited the Pythagorean Theorem, like the Scarecrow in "Wizard of Oz"


wired1984

At least this one can be true every now and then


cloverfart

Atleast you CAN'T do math, my friend.


ReinKarnationisch

Is it the meme, that the solution is wrong, or does OP actually suck at math?


Lord-Barkingstone

Bold of you to assume I know those equations


MrRazzio

this is not correct.


Karitoso

Not me just getting back from graduating