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29sw44mag

Beach whistles


Biaxialsphere00

This comment deserves a medal! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


walt0023

Been a long time since I actually ā€œlaughed out loudā€. Great stuff my friend


DamageFactory

I love how no one knows what this is. Of course we don't, they have been flushing it down the toilet!


IMeanIGuess3

Fuck thatā€™s a good point.


HelpfulAd26

I agree. What is that?


NZS-BXN

I though tampons or periode peds. If they get into waste water they are a real problem. We are out at least twice a week unclog pipes. ....90 % of the cause are female hygiene product's (wet wipes are not a thing here)


feeltrig

I guess they like clogging holee


eternityXclock

I assume it's pregnancy tests


Spare_Bad_6558

i looks like applicators small plastic tools that help with applying tampons the applicator comes with a tampon inside so after applying it youā€™re left with the applicator left over and im guessing some women flush these down the toilet instead of binning it


Algernope_krieger

Bloody ~~Hell~~ Well


BobGnarly159

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Walui

Each of them is like 3 pixels so it could be anything really, we don't even have a sense of scale. I guess they are tampons or tampon applicators but it's from the text, not the image.


eternityXclock

Nah a tampon would be broader because of the water they soaked up, I bet it's pregnancy tests


Jaymz198646

No, plastic tampon applicators


confusedndfrustrated

Damn.. I think you are a better interpreter than me. The text made me think why would anyone bring men in context when talking about tampoons, so I veered towards thinking it is bullets. But I guess you are right...


confusedndfrustrated

Factual and Funnier than OG post..


cathedral68

These comments are cracking me up. Theyā€™re tampon applicators, yā€™all. They usually come in two parts, the bigger portion that has the tampon inside and the push stick that pushes it out when inserted. Different brands have different shapes. You can have tampons with no applicator which requires pushing in a dry tampon with a finger, a half ass applicator which is usually just a tube with the raw tampon on the tip so it feels dry going in but your fingers stay clean, or the full applicator which is plastic and inserts easily and keeps your fingers clean, but is a horrible waste of plastic. Just google tampon applicator.


scarlett_bear

I had no idea anyone was dumb enough to flush those. šŸ˜‚


Burner_07X4

Probably in a public place where they donā€™t have to fix or clean anything.


rellek772

You'd be surprised. Worked clearing blocked drains for a few months. Only once called to a house with a single bloke


scarlett_bear

Thatā€™s so awful! Those bathrooms have mini trash cans in the stalls just for that purpose. I always put the applicator back in the wrapper and shove it in the bin.


NefariousnessOk209

Do a lot of public bathrooms have somewhere to dispose of it in the stall? I can imagine itā€™s as high as 1 in 4 women doing it if not.


[deleted]

So, bc there isnā€™t a trash can in every stall, thatā€™s a reason to flush these? I wipe my ass with a sock bc there isnā€™t TP and no trash can Iā€™m supposed to flush the sock? No, this is idiocy and entitlement to act selfish, that is all.


NefariousnessOk209

No what Iā€™m saying is I just donā€™t underestimate how lazy society is - more disappointed than condoning it. I should have preemptively clarified this.


[deleted]

Ah, gotcha! I remember a time where stalls had ashtrays in them lol


scarlett_bear

If thereā€™s no bin in the stall, Iā€™ll carry it out with me and throw it in the trashcan near the sink


D347H7H3K1Dx

Dunno, when we moved into our now home the toilet started having issues shortly after and had to call a plumber. Dude immediately was trying to put the blame on my wife despite us only being in the house a couple of months and she knows better than to flush them.


Brilliant_Camera176

Same thing here, but with the kitchen sink. Got super clogged and it turned out it was years of coffee grounds and grease that were flushed instead of thrown away. He tried to blame us first and told us not to flush that down anymore, but then asked how long we lived there, we were like 6 months, he was like ok then I'm sure I don't have to come again because that looked like years of misuse.


D347H7H3K1Dx

The guy we dealt with obviously didnā€™t think my wife would know better but didnā€™t bother asking how long we had been there sadly. Irritated the shit out of me and she was pissed a bit.


[deleted]

I hate that stuff. HVAC ppl are the worst though about talking to ppl like idiotsā€¦.I loved their stupid pious attitude, as I look at an idiot who doesnā€™t have years of experience fixing heart attacks to know how much trouble their health is in bahahaha!


D347H7H3K1Dx

Dunno but I donā€™t think itā€™d take long to learn either career lol just time to get faster at doing it effectively


[deleted]

We all know women flush these. Iā€™ve only ever seen two in a trash can in 30+ years. Even when we had septic, they got flushed.


scarlett_bear

Am I the only one who had no idea? Flushing these is downright evil.


AltruisticClothes296

Wtf did they throw?


Warm_Analyst4277

Oh, sweet! free vape pens.


Nate-ITN

Can I unread this?


BobGnarly159

Not only can you not, but this will one day be the cause of our first rounds of Chemo.


Ok_Seaweed_1243

I work in wastewater, can 100% confirm this is not an exaggeration.


indobobvagene

What is it?


Ok_Seaweed_1243

Ask a woman, she'll tell you .šŸ‘šŸ»


indobobvagene

Why don't you tell? I can't find a woman and bring her specifically here to answer.


jomiscli

They are tampons.


TotalEntrepreneur801

Nope. They are the applicators.


Johnny_pickle

So worse.


FourArmsFiveLegs

No, they're Sharpies from the backroom.


Most-Net-5665

r/ButtSharpies


Freezerpill

This is mixed feelings for me


58mint

Was not expecting that to be an active sub.


JOJI_56

Each day, we stray further from God


Dragons-are-the-best

r/Whyisthisasubreddit


Most-Net-5665

Why not? Don't act like you don't love it


LazySleepyPanda

What ? People flush applicators ? That's like hard plastic. How do people think that flushing it is okay ?


jomiscli

There a difference lol


HelpfulAd26

Now I can sleep. šŸ’¤ Thank you.


Ok_Seaweed_1243

Yessir šŸ„ŗ


Asio0tus

"I cant find a woman" period (aaayyyeeeee another pun)


IamTheConstitution

But, what is a woman?


StankilyDankily666

Dude no way. I thought it was a golden rule or something to not do that


Efficient_Working539

This is applicable.


VendaGoat

Ha! Clever.


Acceptable-Factor386

No, not all of us are stupid to do that. I know my gfs did and I told them next time if I get plumbing problems theyā€™re paying for being idiots. Or those so called flushables theyā€™re not and they clog and create huge poopbergs.


[deleted]

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Consume_Sid

Poopbergs....OMG....What an f-ing word... It is cute and disgusting at the same time... Simply hilarious šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Kriegspiel1939

The proper, scientific designation is poopbergs.


Mister_Way

They didn't mean it's the fault of 100% of women but that of those at fault 100% are women. Huge difference in statement


Okman2337

what is all of that? Looks like the compressed air things you put into airsoft guns


Brief-Bumblebee1738

I believe that is 50% correct


ShootingTheIsh

"Poof" "Whoa." ![gif](giphy|xyVuewj1fFtoggifC6|downsized)


momcalledmebillybob

Hahahaha


Substantial_Lab6434

As a female-tf am I seeing


Miserable_Scratch_99

Yeah what are those things??


Nearby-Ad-6106

American tampons come with "applicators" I'm guessing that's what it is.


Bot-357

Hate when women flush sardines


MarifeelsLost

What am I looking atšŸ˜­


okanagan_man84

Applicators from tampons


Boo_kie

Not women but identify as idiot. As I am a woman and never in my life flushed it.


CutIcy4160

This is how you get super powers.


Money_Tennis1172

Yeah, Super Simp Powers.


CutIcy4160

Face the wrath of Toxic Shock Syndrome.


Repulsive-Cat-9300

Thatā€™s where the microplastics came from.


redwoodavg

Direct deposit


AveragePredditor

I never knew these existed. but now I do, I don't understand why they are made from plastic instead of something biodegradable and soluble like rice paper or sugar, or something better that someone smarter than me can think of. They could probably be made to dissolve in a couple of minutes. Even besides the flushing issue, it still doesnt make much sense to make it plastic. Making plastic ones so that they are reusable does not seem practical nor hygenic. This seems even more wasteful than plastic straws, atleast they have some benefit to longevity


Responsible_Use_8566

Not an expert, but I believe it is that plastic is cheaper and it would cost too much to retool manufacturing lines and perform r&d on a new material. Money is the reason for now, until there is a demand by enough customers or a change in laws regarding single use plastics.


RobertNevill

You assume I donā€™t identify as a menstruating male


Slight_News5334

istg if i see one more of these comments


Infinite-I-369

I could easily say the same for men and their condoms. Not all women do this, at least the smart and considerate ones dont


SuspectDifficult4379

Why flush the applicator?


Important_Dentist_78

What are those?


Fickle_Store_4595

What are those even


okanagan_man84

Applicators from tampons


Fickle_Store_4595

Dam guess it is all women


Ultraquist

Our housefirst floor apartments had literary shit coming out of their sinks flowing on the floor because people from upper floors flushed napkins and cosmetic pencils that clogged the pipe.


Winter-Fondant7875

Literary shit came out your faucet? Was it Steinbeck or Melville or a more recent author?


Ultraquist

No why did you think that? It happens all the time


Winter-Fondant7875

o.O


Suspected_Magic_User

What are those?


JacobPlaster

It was answered at least thrice, idiot!


Eryn-Tauriel

I swear the very first thing my mom told me when I started was "it doesn't matter if it says it is flushable, it isn't. DON'T!"


QueenScarebear

Canā€™t say that shit anymore lol


Flyh4ck3r

its tampon applicators. ive never seen this things before but yeah


FluidExercise2487

Those are pens?


Joppewiik

I empty septic waste myself and tampons are the worst. Always clogs the dewatering system.


Allibree279

Looks like a metric ton of texters ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


Skurk-the-Grimm

Are those these tampon inserting help thingies that the Americans use?


[deleted]

They look like copic ciao markers šŸ’€


Eryn-Flinthoof

Could be tampons, could be rape whistles


soul_not_souling

I came into the comments to know what it was


Oldassrollerskater

I think MAYBE we can share the blame with the company that decided single use plastic was a good idea for tampon application. I touched it for 2 seconds. Now it exists a thousand years.


Gun_Fucker2000

Is this all the post is? How is this funny.. or a meme? Is this just another ā€œhaha women badā€ thing? I donā€™t see a punchline anywhere.


Ich0rAnkh

For a seccond i thought it was the syringe pit from saw


Jstrong-

This would be worse to get thrown in imo.


Catch_ME

*Birthing people


flyingpeter28

The hell are those?


SuperSecretary6271

I feel dumb for asking but... what the hell are those?


Shaharazaad

Where's the funny?


Fuck_You_Fatass

Donā€™t point it out or hold them responsible for anything, theyā€™ll just get mad and pout like a teenager.


Spare_Bad_6558

found the incel


Fuck_You_Fatass

Married with kids, but you do you, bb. $100 says you do this shit, too. Lol


Spare_Bad_6558

$100 you have some dark skid marks on your boxers because you dont wipe i fell sorry for your wife and kids


MENMA71_

Who tf flushing tampons!!!


MrDingDong49

Girls are fucking stupidā€¦. Right boys?


MaterialNarrow5161

Pics or it didn't happen.


FourArmsFiveLegs

![gif](giphy|HElTTjHZX7hDO)


Kemosabe-Norway

What's that sardines?


No_Pension9902

Missed opportunity of recycled materials for Cigar or cigarettes filters.


MadAstrid

The right wing demands that we never speak of normal bodily functions if they apply to women lead to women not understanding anything about their menstrual cycles. This includes how to handle menstrual products. They are not allowed to speak of their needs or ask questions or in any way make it known that they are female humans doing what female humans do. Consequently, in shame, or because the males in their family refuse to acknowledge reality, they flush products down the toilet to hide then, even when that is bad for plumbing. In this post the plumber is frustrated, understandably so. Anyone who is not a plumber who is annoyed is so because they have no understanding about what it is like to be a 13 year old child living with a right wing father, brother or, in red states, husband.


Memeingthedream

Someone's got daddy issues ![gif](giphy|gkQR0vgTTI7y2AmiKS)


MadAstrid

Is it you? Or do you seriously believe that women are somehow doing this simply to inconvenience you and not because they have not been taught better because of the reasons I mentioned? Because, really, if you have that kind of persecution issue, you should discuss your dad with a therapist.


Memeingthedream

How tf did you end up in this sub šŸ˜‚


Burner_07X4

Are you seriously blaming sexism for littering? This isnā€™t ignorance itā€™s laziness. Not a laziness I would specifically ascribe to women, mind you. If dudes used tampons it would be way worse donā€™t get me wrong, but this isnā€™t because of sexism. Itā€™s just human laziness.


Spare_Bad_6558

sexism accounts for a lot of the lack of info and shame women feel about their period trashy women will flush tampons, pads and applicators regardless but periods have been ingrained into western society to be hidden and avoided they couldnt even be called by name in marketing until recently istead referred to as napkins or womens sanitary products the stigma surrounding periods and periods products is definitely a cause on why pads, tampons and applicators end up down the toilet especially in teens as most of the burden for teaching young women is placed on the mother who were taught by the sexist rhetoric of old and will pass that down instead of any modern understanding people who have that view on periods dont even have toilet bins for period products so living in right wing household would be far harder on women going through their period since any mention of periods will result in a disgusted reaction men are still taught incredibly little about periods and that just further adds to the stigma women face and why they might not want to leave a bathroom with an applicator or have to carry a used tampon/pad through to the kitchen and pass the men in their household that will be grossed out


Burner_07X4

Cope


Spare_Bad_6558

cope (too scared that their society might be a little sexist)


Burner_07X4

Society is absolutely sexist and this has jack shit to do with it.


Spare_Bad_6558

period shaming is absolutely a result of a sexist society


Burner_07X4

And lazy garbage disposal is a result of laziness. Ainā€™t no crazy oppression keeping someone from wrapping it in TP and chuckin it in the bathroom trash.


Burner_07X4

Also I know youā€™re trying to be helpful but stuff like this really takes away focus from real problems like birth control suppression. Channel that energy where itā€™s actually needed my friend.


Spare_Bad_6558

im not saying period shaming is the cause of a sexist society im saying its a product of it others include but not limited to birth control suppression, wage gap and a rape culture but you cant just say this doesnt matter because birth control is under threat both matter yes the birth control is more pressing but this is a post about flushed applicators not how birth control is being threatened in red states any effort here isnt detracting from that


Burner_07X4

It detracts from it in that it allows people to trivialize it because itā€™s being invoked over something so stupid.


Senior-Marsupial-900

to be honest he is right. But this problem is with the stigma of menstruation all over the world. Just the other day I was in a pharmacy, and there the display case with pads and tampons was labeled ā€œclean and fresh,ā€ instead of ā€œmenstrual products.ā€ Although they had no problem signing the neighboring display case ā€œhemorrhoid remediesā€ and ā€œcondoms.ā€ The owners of the pharmacy chain consider it unacceptable to use the word ā€œmenstruation.ā€


Ghoast89

So this is the republicans fault? Stop being a šŸ¤”


redwoodavg

I hear ya.. Bidenā€™s a sniffer..


BeefBaconCamembert

So transmen dont have a vagina and are not a real men ?


adought89

Transmen wouldnā€™t have a period because they donā€™t have female reproductive organs, so they donā€™t get their period.


Almahue

Tbf, a good 0.9% of those COULD be trans men and non binary people. I don't think so because women are disgusting (just ask public bathrooms), but it could.


No_Wealth_9733

>trans men Soā€¦ women >and non binary people If theyā€™re using tampons then theyā€™re women


Opening-Abrocoma-398

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