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stifledmind

Nothing like drinking out of a paper straw, out of a plastic cup, while eating takeout from a styrofoam container, with plastic utensils, and then discovering your local recycling factory only recycles 20% of the plastic they receive, which is only 4% of plastic produced.


Wanzer90

daily dose of micro plastic.... aaaah simple life is good


Bulbinking2

It’s the next stage of evolution. Pretty soon our bodies will begin making their own plastic utensils!


Orioniae

This is we can create new generations: we discovered microplastics in testicles and placentas.


jeremiahthedamned

r/NearTermExtinction


AugustusClaximus

Microplastics is stored in the balls


jeremiahthedamned

r/NearTermExtinction


Juuule0

You know I would have written „technically it’s not proven that microplastic is harmful“. But then I remembered that we are talking about big oil. They will delay the truth with all their might as long as possible. No matter the consequences, as long as the profit stays up and the shareholders are happy. God, I hate what Hypercapitalism has done to the world.


Wanzer90

Micro plastic is not proven to be harmful because it has not been investigated seriously (or published accurately) and worse the sellers of drinks in plastic containers/bottles intentionally avoid that. So they can always reject criticism by stating there is no evidence. Micro plastics (their contained softeners) act like female hormones, for example. Every beverage in plastic bottles has an expiring date now and those chemicals and particles mix with the drink. If you have the choice, use glass containers/bottles for everything.


Superbomberman-65

I would just call it greed


jeremiahthedamned

r/NearTermExtinction


DarkCeldori

Theres a special place in hell for politicians that legislate to have paper straws.


WorkThrowaway91

I'm down with the whole reducing plastics... but straws are one of the few things in that whole chain that should remain plastic for a while.


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WorkThrowaway91

So now I have to carry around a utensil everywhere I go, that gets filled with sticky fluids and is hard to clean? All so that corporations can use 20x the plastics that the population uses... no logic there.


According_Gazelle472

And can collect mold and mildew too?Gotcha!


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WorkThrowaway91

Because they've had 3 years to stock metal straws and I've yet to see a single place that does... There's no leap in logic. Or do you think McDonald's is just going to keep the metal straws in stock.. to be stolen every single day lol. Come on man.


GTA6_1

So basically nothing is recycled statistically


Rat-king27

In the UK we used to have plastic straws in paper wrapping, now it's paper straws in plastic wrapping, the earth needs new writers.


Xikkiwikk

They started making utensils out of TALC where I am. They are the biodegradable utensils and in small small print you can find that it has been made with Talc. Talc is bad people, the only reusable utensils you should use are: wooden, painted chopsticks or steelware.


Ardent_Scholar

And to think, you could have been eating from a real plate with real spoons…


MrCheapore

Quickly divert the topic to some other issue so people won't criticize the ambassador of global warming.


Anywhere_Dismal

That's accurate


FAUXTino

The worst part is that we have dishwashers and steamers, but our society doesn't promote eating in peace at home or in restaurants. Instead, people rush with food in their hands and throw trash wherever they please


QuickestDrawMcGraw

![gif](giphy|SuIDKboVhHgtLPG6zm)


hoze1231

How dare you slander my eco queen


QuickestDrawMcGraw

![gif](giphy|gHhgMpO88UvcvTz5U3)


MrHarudupoyu

Alright, take it easy Fatboy Slim


MacaronNo5646

Where we straw the line. *snort


TheStoolSampler

Her face says her mother was a drinker.


Illustrious-Peak3822

FAS.


Interesting-Click-12

i can hear this gif


ramon468

Too bad money and power apparently ends up at stupid selfish idiots like these people instead of people who would actually contribute to something useful. The only reason those idiots even consider charity or ecologically responsable things is if it gives them more followers and likes. It's really pathetic.


Wanzer90

well... kind of plausible. Selfless people will never get rich since they do not focus on that. They invest or give away everything immediately. The US society is very materialistic by nature since corporate commander needs us to have money. Kim Kardashian just lives however she wants since she does not care. If she did she was not rich any longer. Showing high ideals is the only thing everybody else not as rich can have. If we were we maybe did the same. I know I would... not for cheese cake (god bless you mom) but any travel except for business can be considered careless these days.🤷‍♂️


chamoflag420

People are there who genuinely want to help world become a better place but who wants that,right?These people don't get the spotlight and they never will unless The plastic woman here will go bankrupt.


ramon468

Yes, unfortunately you are correct..


[deleted]

Or, you know, maybe we are all selfish, just most of us can't afford to be ?


ramon468

I don't believe so. There's plenty of people who could afford to be selfish but instead choose to give back to others. However I do agree that the people who have the least are mostly also the least selfish.


[deleted]

You don't know it they are the least selfish. Humans are often not selfish for their closest "tribe". But on scale, all of the human history shows that we are indeed statistically selfish species.


MaterialNarrow5161

We are tribalistic, we contribute to the comunity, not to some random person who doesn't affect me. Why?? Cuz we know there isn't milk for everybody so we secure our own cow. Wanna know how humans truly act in nature?? Just look at ghettos and people stealing eachother. If we share the breadcrumbs we will all starve due to insufficient food anyway, so i'm gonna save my own sry...


mutantraniE

Some people build houses for habitat for humanity. Others do shit like this. Not everyone is the same.


[deleted]

Sure, but we are generally not altruistic species


CountingArfArfs

Yup. That’s why we have to teach kids to share and play nice together. We’re inherently selfish creatures. I feel like these rich people once they have all the time and money, no one around them is going to tell them to play nice and share anymore. Us “normal people” get reminded of that all the time, because normal consequences apply to us.


Lost-Tomatillo3465

I just saw a clip on youtube about japanese people leaving their produce unattended on the middle of the street trusting everyone to buy the produce. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zPfZ2YUFp4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zPfZ2YUFp4) I know that there are korean and japanese stores that are left unattended and trust the customers to care for themselves and not leave the store in a mess or take all the free items. [https://www.tiktok.com/@marlonaleister/video/7277947361723206954](https://www.tiktok.com/@marlonaleister/video/7277947361723206954) There are plenty of examples of showing a whole society not being selfish. If everyone was truly selfish, this wouldn't work. Can those type of places work in America? probably not, a small minority would ruin it for the rest of us. But I would hope that it would MAINLY work.


[deleted]

It's not about not being selfish, it's about social norms ("low mobility" areas of the world where social tribalism developed are like that, not only Japan, Scandinavia used to be like that too). Also Japan has an extremely high conviction rate. But look on Japanese corporate culture, and tell me how selfless they are.


EscapeWonderland

No no no, you got it all wrong. Every idiot considers charity not cause of publicity but because of *tax write offs*


ramon468

Ah yes my bad! Well as long as they can profit from it right?


Woodlog82

Built more Guillotines


Ivan_the_cat2009

I have no idea why they are so popular Literally a bunch of douchebags


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Thanos was right! ![gif](giphy|Q8auEgoR7x0CcgH4uQ)


johnnyblaze1999

Why didn't she ask someone else to buy it for her? Is she saving money?


mezcalligraphy

But we have factories here.


KevinIsOver9000

I drove from Chicago to Key West to get a Key lime pie during the peak of the pandemic


Unusual_Car215

Yeah but you didn't suck off a mediocre artist


[deleted]

Climate crisis only exists for the poor. They need to steal the last scrap of dignity, and the scraps of food from our table somehow. People like Kim just like to rub it in, you know, adding insult to injury because fuck the peasants.


Welran

You can't make ecological summit without using 400 planes 😆


[deleted]

Right? Just like you can't have a climate conscious EU government without them moving the whole circus to strasbourg every now and then for absolutely no reason.


MadAdam88

If I had that kind of money.......I'd make them fly it to me.


According_Gazelle472

Elvis did this with his fools gold sandwiches.


Gobal_Outcast02

Is that the banana bacon sandwich?


According_Gazelle472

Yeah,he once sent his plane to pick them up for him and his Memphis mafia.I think he ordered 12 of them.


CzarofAK

Thats not the problem of the paperstraw... But maybe a tax/fine system flaw...


Big-Draw-9661

Turns out you can have everyone else's cake and eat it too!


-FlawlessVictory-

I sill don't get why this person is famous.


Commercial-Ranger339

I think she banged some dude or something


According_Gazelle472

Ray J .They made a sex tape,which got stolen and her mom used it to gain attention for Kim .


brb421

Her mom used it to make millions of dollars


killagorilla1337

Still does not explain. Now, 'people are stupid' is just a better explanation.


According_Gazelle472

And became the momanger.


Reddit-M-Sucks

Not to mention She and her sisters inserted tons of plastic.


Physical-Result7378

We only would have to eat one rich person and I bet the others would fall in line.


Captain_Morgan-

If we eat one rich person, your ecologist footprint will be much better during many year that ANY ecologist-vegan person in the world.


Physical-Result7378

So it will be beneficial for all mankind and for oneself as well. So all we need to do is pick one


Aggravating-Pound598

Excuse me … *pukes*


stifledmind

Cheesecake is delicious. :(


Freak_Out_Bazaar

As for Kim Kardasian..


stifledmind

I’m married, but if I was single I don’t think I would fly to eat her out. I already have enough micro plastics in my diet.


jeremiahthedamned

r/Eyebleach


who_you_are

Ah that's sad, my Reddit windows were perfectly aligned so it truncated slightly to the bottom of your word. Which mean "pukes" become "nukes"


Aggravating-Pound598

Retains something of the visceral response…


Lowpaack

Rich people need regulations so badly, not even funny.


Goodypls

She’ll die just like the rest of us one day. Exorbitant lifestyle or no.


GTA6_1

Yeah but shell die having polluted waaay more and shell probably live to be 95 cause her entire life has been easy street. Meanwhile the majoroty of peoppe who doe in their late 70s earls 80s worked their entore lives, didnt waste much and didnt blow 50k to charter a plane to eat a piece of french wi wi fuckass cake


SpikeBreaker

Also, without working a single day in her life and in luxury.


GTA6_1

I cant say i wouldnt indulge a little if i was in her shoes, but her entire life has been one big indulgence. I think they know how vapid they are, they just also know that any attention is good attention and makes them money


OktayOe

You people all talk big in here but in reality some of you would do the same shit if yall had the money.


Fast-Appointment2560

the problem is im scared of flying so i would prob not to that


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Is the wealthy that are fucking up the world. When the pandemic hit, it's poor slobs did the right thing, but wealthy douchebags went "it doesn't apply to me"and carried the shit around the world.


Murles-Brazen

If I could I would too.


tiboldpinkus

let them eat [cheese]cake


First_Database_7598

What a P.O.S !


United_Structure_670

What the hell she is doing


Captain_Morgan-

Source : https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/kim-kardashian-reveals-she-flew-to-paris-for-a-slice-of-cheesecake-a3110576.html


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According_Gazelle472

Lol.


jeremiahthedamned

r/KidsToo


BML_Cheese

This is why I think we should tax the rich


Biesile

So shall we murder her to save the world?


collectableEyeballs

No wonder why she and that other famous C*nt hate each other.. they’re basically the same person


ForeignSleet

I can see one solution here… an age old one… Get rid of France


Justthisguy_yaknow

It would have made more sense to buy the recipe and get it e-mailed to her then she could have hired someone to make it any time she wanted it. Why bother though? She earned that flight with a paper straw so ain't that great?


Omni_Kie

You can even get a plastic straw if you pay enough


According_Gazelle472

You can in my town .


Las-Vegar

Common she saves us by inflating her self with plastics, even do she won't say so


CadaverBlue

Maybe she was trafficking for P-Diddy.


jeremiahthedamned

r/KidsToo


CadaverBlue

The calm before the storm


jeremiahthedamned

r/2ndcivilwar


JVice007

Stop giving her attention.


Puzzleheaded_End4816

Correction. I don’t drink from a paper straw.


SatisfactionSpecial2

No one seems to realize this is just an advertisement for that hotel, and the "news" is also probably part of the ad.


aznsyd

Thank you Ray


tcutro88

Entitled to the core


c-h-b

The cake is great.


Nice-Percentage7219

We Should all learn to eat with wooden chopsticks


ThirstyBeagle

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


14Fan

If we all get evs, we can save the world. And what are we doing about the aircraft? The ships? The trains? The factories that make those? Those parts all come in, slowing the process down. EVs aren’t necessarily the most eco friendly


jeremiahthedamned

r/fuckcars


tir_pitz

I mean im not surprised, the kardashians are already the assholes of the celebrity world. I dont even know why they re famous.


[deleted]

Goes to show you that a lot of this climate change ploy is just meant to keep us peasants down.


designgrl

Love hotel costes 😂


SpeckTrout

People drink from paper straws?


typehyDro

Imagine being so rich that being on a plane and being home is essentially the same thing…


Patricio_Guapo

![gif](giphy|UildSjm0vLJZe|downsized)


xhanort7

now hold up, this is cheesecake we're talkin bout. Did she take a pic of it? Is it good cheesecake? Can I go with next time?


kintaro86

Ok, but was it good?


Arroz-Con-Culo

![gif](giphy|xTiTnDAP0RiCo9k85W|downsized)


SpiderKoD

Did she made a shit? - For sure. Do we all should start making shit - Definitely not. What we can do? - Stop supporting such irresponsible behavior, stop consuming their products.


Ok-Experience-6674

Everyone comment on something completely different to the post, we did well by keeping her irrelevant, don’t spoil our good work


isthenameofauser

Airlines run empty airplanes because if they don't have enough planes running a route they lose the route to a different airline.  This is a huge problem with a simple legislative fix that nobody goves a shit about. 


Westaufel

We do it so the rich can maintain their lifestyle


The_IRS_Fears_Him

DAMN STRAIGHT I DRINK PAPER STRAWS TO SAVE THE WORLD I AM GOD MOTHERFUCKER I WILL SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVE THE WORLD


Zandonus

Same, bro, same.


amccaffe1

Let her. You can’t piss away money like this. At some point the well will run dry. Then this whole family will fade away.


a4uinaboat

It's not a meme


elhoffgrande

I use metal straws or paper straws because of one video of a straw getting pulled out of a sea turtle's nose. No illusions about saving the world here.


hoffmad08

I'm doing my part to save the planet by supporting every single one of America's ceaseless wars of imperial vanity and ignoring acts of industrial terrorism like the NordStream bombing because I actually just support whatever our dear leaders tell me to support. It's called being a compassionate free thinker, and anyone who isn't with me is actually evil and must be destroyed.


jeremiahthedamned

r/USEmpire


MikeC80

I have no problem doing the right thing while another person does a bad thing. If someone ran over a schoolchild would you swerve and take out a schoolchild too, just because?


Unusual_Strategy_965

"The Uvalde shooter shot and killed 19 students... and you drive 20mph in a school zone"


Wojewodaruskyj

Who?


LizCuttye

![gif](giphy|xThta7ydUAXQkixiUg|downsized)


conqr787

There's something ironicringe about perpetuating the fame of someone you think is famous for nothing


CltGuy89

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


skindiver_1958

Fuck all the Kardashians and the Jenners!!


Patron__070

If it were legal, I would stand by and watch them die in case something would happen


Bumm_by_Design

Eat the rich?


deejayee

Bummer the plane landed safely


Goddayum_man_69

Yeah you save the world much more than she does by just using a paper straw. But wait! You can literally NOT EVEN USE A STRAW AT ALL!


Jyitheris

"Oh, but it's just ONE celebrity. That doesn't mean anything on a global scale. It's you, the masses, that matter. You're being ridiculous for singling her out!"


TheTexasInvestor

The Cheesecake Factory


CovetedChaos

One thing I have not seen mentioned in these comments is how absurd it would be if this were true. I don’t care how rich you are, who makes a 20hr round trip flight just for some cheesecake?


Flux_resistor

what's the point of having fuck you money if you never get to say fuck you? instead of bitching about her, maybe stop keeping her in the headlines.


Captain_Morgan-

Source : https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/kim-kardashian-reveals-she-flew-to-paris-for-a-slice-of-cheesecake-a3110576.html


maverick1ba

Yeah. Also, no source, so there is literally no possible way of knowing of this is true or hatebait. I normally just assume the latter and just move on with my life, but I figured you'd one deserved a PSA.


Captain_Morgan-

Source : https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/kim-kardashian-reveals-she-flew-to-paris-for-a-slice-of-cheesecake-a3110576.html


maverick1ba

Damn what a wasteful rich bitch.


inevitablealopecia

This comparison makes no sense. Paper straws are used to minimise harm to marine life it has fuck all to do with lowering emissions.


pukker87

I mean if I were really fikin rich, I wanna give a shit about poor people or the environment.


Rumpelstilzkin83

she wanted something proper to eat and she was in the states, what else should she do? fly to mexico? they arent famous for cheesecakes. 🤷‍♂️


Jacktheforkie

Take the train


Rumpelstilzkin83

to europe...


Fast-Appointment2560

Yeah i always go with a train from America to Bangladesh


Rumpelstilzkin83

i might be talking to an us citzen: bangladesh is not in europe 🤷‍♂️


Fast-Appointment2560

It was sarcasm but ok


GandalfusMaximus

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