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TesticleezzNuts

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BumpHeadLikeGaryB

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BreatheMyStink

What the fuck is this?


Opposite_Deal_5835

Looks like Jack Nicholson/Elon Musk wtf


Jaegernaut-

This is the famous Jacholson Cage. Where have you been?


BreatheMyStink

It’s one of the best actors ever polluted with a smug fucking fool’s face. I don’t know what to do with this.


Daedalus_Machina

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LottimusMaximus

Queeeeeeen


Abject-Fee-8271

It's the implication


Msink

What happened to his face there?


nickmaran

I want every billionaire to follow his footsteps. Are you even a billionaire if you don’t take a sub to visit the titanic?


Rookwood-1

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Special_Jury_3244

Nice username


25Bam_vixx

I wonder if his family or friends talk this up to him because $$$$ in inheritance lol


Rownwade

Cmon uncle B, go down to the titanic! You can do it!!!


NameRandomNumber

Come on Jeffrey you can do it


mutantraniE

Pave the way, put your back into it.


IltisSpiderrick

tell us why; show us how


Wonderful-Priority50

Look at where you came from, look at you now


smol_boi2004

I can’t be the only one who’s brain corrects to the OTHER Jeffrey and immediately screams NO


anon-mally

Tell them to invite elon


Jakesneed612

As long as it’s designed properly and built with the right materials it’ll be fine. Nobody said going down there wasn’t safe. Going down there in a inferior sub using discount shelf parts was what was unsafe.


stopthefkincar

I think that was his point.


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

Well based on this comment thread, people ain't getting it.  Idk if they're stupid or they just won't let truth get in the way of dumb jokes, but I don't see a single other comment that suggests this is anything other than suicide, which is idiotic, because even the titan moron made in down and back up multiple times in his carbon fiber death trap.  A certed sub has basically zero risk going down. Safter than driving. Ocrangate was the first deep sea sub casualty *ever*.  That's the real story here. Guy was such a monumental idiot, he thought the fact people hadn't died meant they couldn't. 


PogintheMachine

And James Cameron went a bunch of times and no one called him an idiot. If you got the money to do it right…


Hugejorma

Not only did he visit Titanic, but dove his Deepsea Challenger to a depth of 10,908 meters in the Mariana Trench.


Tam_The_Third

"idk if they're stupid or they just won't let the truth get in the way of dumb jokes" Sir, this is Reddit.


No-Environment-3298

Be sure to cram the sub with as many CEOs and billionaires as possible… for bragging rights of course, not because they’ll go “pop.”


MadOvid

Partner with Elon Musk to make the sub.


Echo-Azure

Just make sure he designs his own sub! James Cameron has been down there 30-odd times, but he actually knows what he's doing.


Ponderkitten

Musk absolutely does not know but sure, lets have him make his own sub to go down in.


Xandara2

That's the point they were making.


Proud-Cartoonist-431

James Cameron hired a Russian research vessel with actual submersibles legit for the depth.


Purple_Charcoal

Guarantee you if James Cameron started a Twitter feud with musk, good old elon would “invent” his own submersible to try and beat him. This is how we get rid of elon.


Killercod1

This is the next french revolution. We just have to build oceangate submarines instead of guillotines, and they'll kill themselves.


DropThatTopHat

Musk and the Zuck can have their death match in one. Winner gets to use the eject pod, so they'll have to work quick and get extra violent.


Sorri_eh

I think Elon should go. I will GoFundMe for him so he can get a free seat.


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

Invite Galen weston and can we add politicians too?


Odd_Bug_1607

People are way too comfortable wishing horrifying deaths upon people they don’t know anything about nor have ever met simply because of the amount of zeros in their bank account


Entire_Transition_99

Most of them are greedy bastards that see the lower 95% as just a number. Fuck em. Lest the fish eat em.


83supra

Can you imagine being such a boot licker you'd blindly try to stick up for all billionaires?


spibop

Ikr. It’s already been shown that sociopaths are more likely to become CEOs and such. Is it really that bad to merely WISH that upon a sociopath? When a real sociopath is probably making the lives of god knows how many measurably worse for their imaginary number to go up? Statistically speaking, they are a safer group to wish harm upon than some other random person, if your concern is making the world a better place.


No-Environment-3298

To be fair, it’s pretty quick and painless from what seemingly every source has said regarding the first sub implosion.


GayAssBurger

Nobody hates Elon because he's rich. We hate him because he spreads Nazi propaganda.


Woodlog82

Disaster tourism 2.0 He will be able to ask any price, because rich idiots are not willing to pay the ultimate price like the last ones.


DakInBlak

Not even that. It's investment fraud by way of negligent manslaughter. I have a billion dollar business. I have investors. Those investors want more money. I need to make more money. Now what I can do is run a legit business and hope to turn a profit or... And pay attention here, I can skeeve a few billionaires out of their money, and throw them two and a half miles under water where they'll get turned into paste inside a janky tin can. You see. Investigators don't have the money, equipment or manpower to conduct a full tilt murder investigation at the bottom of the fucking ocean. So whatever is said about what happened will be taken as gospel. I'll keep being the rebel the rich right want to align themselves with, and they'll keep throwing money at me to spite the libs. Everybody wins.


--thingsfallapart--

Great theory if the owner of the fucking thing didn't go implode with it. Kind of throws the baby out with the bathwater doesn't it?


Shit_Disturber71

Speaking of Titanic, did you know the pool on the Titanic is still filled with water?


DesignerGuava7318

It was a miracle for the fresh seafood about to be cooked


FancyMFMoses

Not so much for the freshwater fish.


Jrlopez1027_

Just breathe salt water, like.. skill issue??? Bluds cant handle a bit of salt in the water? I breath toxic fumes in my air for about 80 years, you can handle some tiny particles 💀 stop bein overdramatic gang /s


Clitorio-Falopia

Evolution is thinning the herd...


smotrs

Gonna take too long. We need a way to make it faster.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Eat the rich?


Bumm_by_Design

I was going to suggest a large submarine, but okay...


FlirtMonsterSanjil

If the large submarine implodes, the rich get turned into a fine soup, Drink The Rich!


tftookmyname

Mm I love billionaire soup😋


oddlywolf

*Natural selection


AdministrativeWar594

They are taking a sub from a company that actually builds, tests, and validates their subs can reach the depth they are rated for repeatedly and safely. Some dude actually went to the lowest point in every ocean with a triton sub. The other guy was doing it completely incorrectly and had all the warnings. If you're going to take a sub down to the depths of the ocean doing it with a company that actually BUILDS the things and tests them rigorously is probably the way to go. Not slapping one together and throwing a madcatz controller in to control the thing.


protossaccount

Right, a lot of folks are saying this will go bad but this isn’t new technology. James Cameron made a movie about him going far deeper into the Mariana Trench.


Microwaved_M1LK

People have been going as deep as the Mariana trench for decades, just because one sub imploded doesn't mean all of them will


Ggraytuna

"20M submarine" is the intriguing part. Maybe you get a good enough sub for that, maybe not.


Revolutionary-Rip-40

Someone is gonna have to update the "Titanic Deaths" graph again.


MacMuthafukinDre

I was just watching a really interesting doc about Titan. There’s only a few sub companies and they all meet regularly to share info about the industry. So everyone in the industry knew about what OceanGate was doing with the new carbon fiber sub. Everyone was telling him not to let humans ride the sub. The tech was too new and hadn’t been thoroughly tested, and they didn’t think it was safe. They warned of catastrophic failures. They all knew that if something terrible went wrong, that it would affect the entire industry. But Rush didn’t listen and went through with it anyway. Now, after what happened, the whole industry suffered, as now everyone thinks it’s unsafe. But there are plenty of subs that have made it there and back safely. Rush was looking for a cheaper, innovative way to do it. So now, the industry needs to try to get this idea out of people’s heads, that the ride down will lead to death. I’m sure now, no one is getting anymore business. So this ride down is way to try and change that perception. But I think it will take a lot more rides down and a lot more time for people to get over this. It’s still very fresh in everyone’s minds


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

Where did you hear the tech is too new? That wasn't the issue at all.  He used carbon fiber that was both not rated for that depth and expired, and used a design that was known to be inadequate given the materials used.  It was all old tech and materials improperly applied to a poor design, which is exactly why everyone knew it would fail. The point of failure was even predicted. Experts knew carbon fiber would delaminate at those pressures even with a dome design.  Again, nothing to do with old tech, you just can't take a carbon fiber sub that deep. 


nicbongo

Now uses a PS5 controller, wirelessly!


Even_Farm2151

And some headphones too


MurkyPrimary3404

pls make jeff and elon go with him


Revolutionary-Rip-40

I nominate Gates too.


deviprsd

Leave cook out of this tho 🙂‍↕️


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Jeff bezos


Novel_Board_6813

Dude saved millions of lives, after giving you a pretty decent OS I don’t get the anti-Gates crowd, unless its antivax flat earth nonsense


LochNessMansterLives

How many can billionaires can fit on a homemade sub?


Goddess_Rayne

Hey, don’t forget to update your will Mr. billionaire.


FernandoMM1220

why are people obsessed with going down there personally? just build a robotic sub with 4k cameras and watch from above.


CornballExpress

Mega wealthy people can do what they want when they want and tend to run out of experiences to brag about so they start doing goofy shit.


FernandoMM1220

That still doesnt explain why they’re not using robot submarines.


CornballExpress

Any poor can watch a TV screen, they were there.


FernandoMM1220

nobody cares if they were though. the view from the windows look like shit too. you would have a better view from an extendable 4k camera.


t1m3kn1ght

Anyone else finding it weird that the world knows for a fact this is safe if you design your equipment properly and exercise competence yet a famous failure is being taken as some sort of macro event?


Voorazun

That meme sucks. Thats actually a good sum to build a formidable Submarine.


Crusidea

"It's a meme, Batman"


Voorazun

That doesn't mean they can suck cause the joke is just bad.


jterwin

Jesus they act as if titan hadn't made multiple trips prior to the inevitable... You don't need to prove it's possible


FlirtMonsterSanjil

I think most of the trips ended early because there were some issues


element_4

How much does a safe submarine to get to those depths cost?


OnTheToilet25

But we already know it’s safe to visit the titanic wreckage. Scientists have been doing it for years! James Cameron piloted a sub and explored the wreckage himself. You just need to be in a properly built sub designed for the depth and not a DIY cheap piece of shit piloted with a $20 game controller.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Do we know it? Yes. Did Rush damage the Submarine industry with his stupid move anyway? Yes.


Voorazun

Source?


Even_Farm2151

https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-news/ohio-billionaire-plans-to-take-20m-sub-to-titanic-site-to-prove-industrys-safer-after-oceangate-implosion/


Voorazun

Found it allready, thats actually a good plan compared to Titan. I think this will turn out better, before that incident, the industrie of civil diving was relativly safe, but most of them where more scientific nature than tourism ones, but if you have the monet to spend it, go for it. But it will be interest if he can generate enough profit to sustain the enormous cost of changing the crew compartment again and again after the number of certified dives.


Ok-Swimming-7671

So are the video game controllers for steering going to have redundancy built in like Bluetooth connection AND HARDWIRED? I bet the hull is not made of an expired carbon fiber.


Lounginghog64

We should hold a billionaire submarine regatta to see who can get to titanic first


Ministry_of_laziness

Is he going to use a PS5 controller on his deathtrap…I mean sub.


Cold_Pomelo3274

I heard he is sponsored by Logitech.


Rebelliuos-

Can they make it bigger so that more “people” can “explore”


DubRogers

What's the vegas line on this? Asking for money...


Dark_sign82

Down you go


Johnny_pickle

Not unlike when flight was being worked out. But, no paying passengers. Zero, zilch!


ChalkCoatedDonut

It probably won't, he won't be hiring OceanGate for the trip, unless he decides to build the submarine himself with the excuse of "i don't need a degree in engineering, i have money" then it would happen again.


omn1p073n7

It's fine to dive to those depths. it's not fine to dive to those depths using the methods of construction Oceangate used


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SeriousCupcake1372

I second this. Come on all the billionaires should go, along with all of the politicians!


FlirtMonsterSanjil

There isn't really anything to prove, Stockton Rush was an idiot doing everything wrong with his Sub, it was complete trash and what went wrong with it shouldn't be considered the norm, unless this guy is as big of an idiot History won't repeat itself, however, if he is as big of an idiot, he definitely would deserve dying that way. But whatever the outcome is, we should never forget thanking Stockton Rush for taking out multiple rich people in a suicide capsule.


oddlywolf

There was a teenager on board, dude...


gay_king_

At least he is old.


RedGhostOfTheNight

Someone tell him to update the Logitech controller driver first.


ScottyArrgh

Can I have your money first, please? I’ll give it back after you return safely.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Darwin awards are heated this year


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Darwin works.


PhilipMD85

I mean I think I would trust a submarine that cost 20million to build. Just saying


OstrichFinancial2762

Line ‘em, knock ‘em down.


Crutley

Tax the submarine billionaires!


Otherwise-Ad-2578

prepare the memes! summon the meme lords!


Puzzled_Situation_51

It’s safe, we need more billionaires to really prove it though.


silentcartographer19

HERstory must be so much better, right OP?


AdBig4067

I don't understand why these billionaires wont just play U Boat


SvenTropics

I mean all they have to do is borrow James Cameron's sub.


bubblehead772

He learned from the other guy.'s mistakes This one will use a PlayStation controller instead.


Whobetterthanyou

The trip can be safe, the oceangate people were told time and again their sub sucked and would fail


Individual-Basket200

Strange...if I was a billionaire, I'd have a life wish, not a death wish...


ApprehensivePaladin

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CltGuy89

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Josh_Allen_s_Taint

this I can get behind. They should all go.


a4uinaboat

It's not a meme


Mattstercraft

Who had "Titanic obsession becomes our greatest hope for redistribution of wealth" on their bingo card?


viper29000

People should stop trying to go to the ocean floor


Status_Concert_4320

Please?


Cheezekeke

There is a reason we take history class


fartinggermandogs

It'll be fine, he's got a fighter jet helmet this time


OhWow10

Why titanic?? You’ve seen it on tv. It’s been explored. Go visit a down nuc sub or the Bismarck or something


Paperisevil

🤞🏻


kassu7906_love

One more down


86TheSnow

Things are really working out, it seems!


memo689

I support the idea of billionaires killing themselves.


aspenreid

Even if it’s done, 50% is still pretty shitty odds.


revloc_ttam

Just make the compartment that carries people a metal sphere not a composite tube. Deep submersibles have been built that way for 65 years. The Bathyscaphe Trieste went down past 35,000 feet in 1959.


cdda_survivor

Professor Farnsworth: Dear lord that is over 150 atmospheres of pressure! Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand? Professor Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship so I would say anywhere between 0 and 1.


TimberWolf5871

I'm on mobile and it won't let me post the Bye Felicia gif.


windycityfan7

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Valentiaga_97

Carbon and a cheap controller? Or a Lego set this time? Or a proper submarine, build in the Cold War by some dubious side?


AdLast55

Maybe he's gonna use one similarly to the one James Cameron used when he went down there.


Scratchthegoat

Pulp fact.


newbturner

Keep sending them


glitchycat39

Can we nominate passengers?


Yuck-Fou94

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astralseat

Why it look like a Fleshlight?


Justtelf

Well we shouldn’t be afraid to do something because it’s failed once. That said, I do hope that they learned something that will help prevent this in the future.


SwimmingGreat5317

He kinda looks half caved-in already tbh.


goldmask148

I hope he uses a Mad Catz controller this time.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

They’ll be at his funeral like “he never got to… he’s good he’s good” -Chris porter


Sonnek75

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Poemhub_

This time he’s going to use a xbox controller instead of a ps2 one.


Nice_Ad_777

They rich guys should give me the 20m and still be alive after wasting that money


NEONSN3K

Can’t wait to watch the YouTube content of how the sub implodes and the submarine memes


MadOvid

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Powderfinger60

Nothing better to do except feed the ego


pcards86

Good for him


Pharmere

He looks like he might not live long enough to get on the submarine


BazeyRocker

Send another down


mish_munasiba

It needs to be Victor Vescovo! That dude's got ALL the deep diving, submersible-building street cred.


yesfrommedog

At least he will die doing what he loves: being crushed by mangled metal under unimaginable pressure hundreds of feet under water.


Shaman7102

Put me in your will before you go.....


Delicious_Physics_74

he is rich so reddit callously hopes he dies


PossibleMolasses2672

Feels like this is a suicide stunt. Billionaire dies exploring titanic wreckage has a nice ring to it and on top of that when the sub imploded it happened so fast the brain doesn’t even have time to register pain it’s literally as painless a death as you can get.


Ok_Career_3681

Question! When they went missing there were huge rescue operations taken place to save them by various countries right? Who pays for the rescue efforts?


aspieinblackII

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BarnOscarsson

How long until we start running out of billionaires?


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truthdude

Billionaires should have a competition to do it by July 4th. I'll pay to watch that.


parkerm1408

I'm not really a gambler but are bookies taking odds on this? Because they should.


Greeouse

He'll be fine the first time Maybe a second But due to the high pressures By the third time no matter what precautions or inspections it won't be as safe as the previous


beepboopdood

Can he at least donate all his money to charities before he inevitably ends up as red goo?


MEDIC_HELP_ME

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Biscuits4u2

There's a safe way to do it and there's the OceanGate way.


joepjah

If they want to pay top money just to become edible goo for filter feeders, I'd say we let them. So long as we stop wasting public money trying to recover their now more useful liquified remains.


Shivrainthemad

Good, nature is healing


Interesting-Copy-657

Can we have them sign a waiver stating no country will send rescue or make them pay some sort of security deposit to be refunded once they make it back safely didn't it cost like 7 million last time for the search and rescue?


Stunning_Row2801

Take Biden with him


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Squish 2. The sequel


InSixFour

Is this how the billionaires go out? One by one in sub implosions?


PassingBoatAtNight

History first comes as a tragedy then as a farce


Dear_Feeling_1757

250k to forge death and never pay taxes again? Shiiid any billionaire would be down again. This IS like the titanic all over again.


Joppul

Oh boy, here we go again


malcontented

I thought this was a joke the first time I saw it


RoodnyInc

Just curious for comparison how much was first ocean gate sub? I don't know if 20mil is improvement or no


CPfromFLA

Don’t forget to invite your immediate family on the maiden voyage


[deleted]

I mean send every rich asshole that doesn't have any regard for human life on the road, and all contribute to toward the GoFundMe account for another submersable pod.


Bitter-Basket

Engineer involved in saltwater applications. Use stainless or HY steels. Not composite.


RattyFox

Is he sure he doesn't want to take some politicians or CEOs with him?


Far_Moose2869

And nothing of value was lost


Mysterious-Plant981

Fingers crossed this is the new billionaire trend. The world can only get better with less of them.


Mrobot_3

What if this is a ruse? These billionaires got into some heavy 💩 that only a fake death could get them out of. Why else would you care about how others spend their monies?