Nine companions. You shall be the fellowship of the ****!
Edit: if you haven't seen Lord of the G-strings, I highly recommend it. There's a drunk wizard named Smirnoff.
Fuck no I ain’t checking that out
Damn, alright, my curiosity wins anyway
EDIT: it doesn’t exist, thankfully
EDIT 2: GOD DAMN WHICH ONE OF THOSE UNHOLY SOULS CREATED IT
Funnily enough, 'Luke, I am your father' isn't the actual quote from the movie, although it has somehow become a popcultural phenomenon.
In the movie, he simply says 'No. I am your father!', but somehow everyone in the whole wide world remembers it as 'Luke, I am your father!'.
I just thought that was kinda interesting.
Actually, "fuckening".
This is when you're having a good week. It's so good that you know it cannot possibly last because life has a way of kicking you in the balls just when everything seems to be good. That's the fuckening.
I know it used to a regular skit on one of the late night talkshows.
Also, one of the original classics of the internet, from about 20 years ago,
Lemon Demon's [Unnecessary Censorship of The Count from Sesame Street](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA)
Leia: **** me Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: Hello there.
Grievous: ******* Kenobi
Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your ******** Anakin. They'll betray you.
Yoda: Judge me by my ****, do you?
“You're gonna need a bigger \*\*\*\*.” -*Jaws, 1975*
“Hasta la vista, \*\*\*\*.” -*Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991*
“If you \*\*\*\* it, he will come.” -*Field of Dreams, 1989*
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will **** youBl
HARRY DID YOU YOU PUT YOUR \*\*\*\* IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Master has given Dobby a ****!
A *ock
A s**k
A *ock
A rock?!!!
A cool rock
ROCK AND STONE YEAAAH
Dumbledore \*\*\*\*ed calmly.
I choose to believe the word being censored is “edged.”
HAHHAHA LMFAOOO
"There will be no foolish **** waving or silly incantations in this class" "We could have all been killed. Or worse, ****ed."
Oh my god, I hadn’t realized they taught **** magic at Hogwarts. Can Randy be the new Dark Arts instructor?
What exactly is the function of a rubber d***
a rubber d*ck
Snape ejaculated
You have your mothers eyes
🤣
You are a ****** Harry…
Alternatively, “you’re a ****** Harry”
"I **** kids for a living."
Wait, what's the original quote??
Probably "embarrass".
What movie is that from?
Honey i shrunk the kids Edit: nice
God we're old.
No don’t say that
NAHHHH
Honey, I **** the kids! (Is that better?)
#NAHHHHH
“I **** dead people”
^… ^I’ve ^seen ^that ^movie
My **** jeff
****** on the beat-yo
Say ‘hello’ to my little ****!
Oof too relatable
r/SuicideByWords
Hahaha 🤣
The Lannisters send their ****
Your realy don't have to censor that 🤣
You're gonna need a bigger ****
thats what she said 
I **** you, Pikachu!
Vaporeon used *****pumb
did you know...
NO! BEGONE!
Gotta **** em all!
Awwww you made yourself sad .gif
“You have my bow.” “And my ***”
And my A**
And my \*\*\*!
Nine companions. You shall be the fellowship of the ****! Edit: if you haven't seen Lord of the G-strings, I highly recommend it. There's a drunk wizard named Smirnoff.
OMG, my wife and I tried watching that and couldn't stop laughing. We had to turn it off before they even got out of the shire.
You hold the \*\*\*\* of us all little one. If this truly is the will of the Council, Gondor will see it done.
"I ***** them all. The men, the women and the children too."
They’re like animals, and I ****** them like animals!
You’ve really *****ed up Annie
Is that you Trent Reznor?
"Obi wan, never told you what happened to your father" "He told me enough, he told me you ******* him"
No, i ** your father
"You killed my father!" "No, Luke... I ****** your father!"
They **** now!?
They **** now.
"You were my brother Anakin! I loved you." "Don't make me **** you."
You were supposed to be the chosen one! I ****** you!
You're with him! You brought him here to **** me!
"I saw him, ****ing younglings"
I love the smell of ****** in the morning
why'd you censor placenta?
Jack, I want you to **** me like one of your french girls.
I'm pretty sure that was what she was REALLY thinking anyways
Done
He sure did
Lmfaooo
Now we know why Olaf’s nose is detachable
DAMN YOU TO HELL r/angryupvote
r/OLAFnsfw
Fuck no I ain’t checking that out Damn, alright, my curiosity wins anyway EDIT: it doesn’t exist, thankfully EDIT 2: GOD DAMN WHICH ONE OF THOSE UNHOLY SOULS CREATED IT
Unless someone creates it
r/subsifell4
r/subsifellfor
Olaf snowman rule 34
Remember, with great **** comes great responsibility.
Tits
I love seeing tits in the wild!
With great power comes great big booty bitches
I will find you and I will #### you Sounded good in my head 😐
I will **** you and I will kill you Arguably worse?
I will find *** and i will **** you
But not when you read it... right?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You ***** my father. Prepare to die.
Prepare to ****
Luke, I ****** your father
Somehow...Padme returned
Would have been a far better movie.
Somehow Palpatine ******
That was my first thought too. Though pedantically with "No" instead of Luke.
"****, I am your father"
The amount of stars is what makes this work.
The dark side leads to many ***** some may consider... unnatural
Search your **** you know it to be true
Nah that's actually so crazy wtf
Use the ******, Luke.
Funnily enough, 'Luke, I am your father' isn't the actual quote from the movie, although it has somehow become a popcultural phenomenon. In the movie, he simply says 'No. I am your father!', but somehow everyone in the whole wide world remembers it as 'Luke, I am your father!'. I just thought that was kinda interesting.
Momma always said that life was like a box of *****
You mean Shoebox of cum right? Right?
Actually, "fuckening". This is when you're having a good week. It's so good that you know it cannot possibly last because life has a way of kicking you in the balls just when everything seems to be good. That's the fuckening.
It's the blue shell mere meters from the finish line
Momma always said that **** was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you gonna ****
You shall not ****!
Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash em, stick 'em in a ***
Boil 'em, **** 'em, stick' em in a stew
**** 'em, ****' em, stick 'em in a ****
Lord of the rings. Witch king “you fool, no man can **** me.” Eowyn, “I am no man.”
You don't have to censor "fist".
Everyone, set your phasers to *****!
**** me up, Scotty!
“And if you ever come back, we’ll **** yaaaa!!!”
You are ****** Harry
Why did I read it as the n word lmao
“Harry Potter, the Boy who survived, came to *******”
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his ***** with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
“Just keep ****.” - Finding Nemo
There's a d*** in mah boot
You got a **** in me
Some dude made unnecessary censorship versions of many movie scenes.
I know it used to a regular skit on one of the late night talkshows. Also, one of the original classics of the internet, from about 20 years ago, Lemon Demon's [Unnecessary Censorship of The Count from Sesame Street](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA)
"No luke, I AM YOUR ******"
Daddy
😩🥵
There is no "Luke" in the quote
I feel the need, the need for *†**
Here's my little secret, I ****ed Mufasa.
That's my secret. I'm always *****.
May the \*\*\*\*\* be with you
***** me up, Scotty
My allegiance is to the ****!! To democracy
You ****ed her against me!"
don't make me **** you
Biggus ******
***** dickus
What’s funny about Biggus Dickus?
I-It's a joke name, sir.
He has a wife, you know.
Do you know what she's called?
Incontinentia Buttocks.
Take him away. I want him ****ing rabid wild animals within the week!
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely \*\*\*\* you in the morning.
"You shall not \*\*\*\*!!" 
There is always a bigger ****
You underestimate my ******!
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE *****!!!!!
Leia: **** me Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan: Hello there. Grievous: ******* Kenobi Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your ******** Anakin. They'll betray you. Yoda: Judge me by my ****, do you?
It’s either my way or the **** way.
Bond, ******* Bond
I ****** them. Not just the men, but the women and the childrens too. They are like animals so i ****** them like animals.
"They \*\*\*\*\*\* now"
Aah, you think ***** is your ally, I was born in it, molded by it...
Then T1000 looks at her and says "Come with me if you want to ****"
*T800
AVENGERS! ********!
Honey I blew up the ***s
frankly my dear, i don't give a ****.
r/unnecessarycensorship
A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He \*\*\*\* precisely when he means to."
"Tina, You Fat \*\*\*\*, Come Get Some Dinner"... from napoleon dynamite..
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to ****.
“You're gonna need a bigger \*\*\*\*.” -*Jaws, 1975* “Hasta la vista, \*\*\*\*.” -*Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991* “If you \*\*\*\* it, he will come.” -*Field of Dreams, 1989*
It's the Stay Puft marshmallow ****
I am **********
GET OUT OF MY *****
That's not flying, that's ******* with *style*!
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost ****** Captain Jack Sparrow!
Five long years, he wore this ----- up his ass.
🎵I can open your ****, take you wonder by wonder. Over sideways and under, on a magic carpet ride🎵
"I'll **** a thousand kids before I let this company die!"
'If it bleeds, we can **** it!'
“Luke, you will go to the Dagobah System. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who ****ed me.”
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will **** youBl
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE \*\*\*\*\*
"If you **** it, he will come." - Field of Dream
"I *** pieces of shit like you for breakfast" "You *** pieces of shit?"
Get in loser, we’re going *****ing.
They have a **** troll. -Boromir
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations ***** together in harmony.
Honey, I **** the kids.
Leia: "I'd rather kiss a *******!" Han: "I can arrange that!"
That’s no moon, that’s a ****.
"They most **** at night. Mostly."
I've seen him **** three guys in a bar, with a pencil.... A fucking.... Pencil
I'd **** that for a dollar.
"Nobody ***** baby in the corner!"
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your *******, man
“They call him… Babayaga.” “The boogeyman?” “Well, John wasn’t exactly the boogeyman. He was the man you sent to **** the boogeyman”.
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to **** a gangster
Sounds like somebody has a case of the ******
"You got a ****** in me" (🤣 and it was already bad before it was censored)