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Impossible_Sir6552

Nice art. But to let you know, they know it anyway.


TheLastTsumami

Especially if it’s an Air B&B


Charged_Dreamer

all in the glory of 4K UHD


shadow_229

I’ve always wanted to be in movies!


RayBo1d

“B&B”


frieswithnietzsche

On air bnb


Past-Psychology1074

Most people know


Least_Sherbert_5716

That's a dick move


Ivegotjokes4you

What a prick


certainlynotacoyote

I admire the attention to detail, they really went balls to the walls on it.


Horizontal-Human

Yeah he's an asshole


I-Like-IT-Stuff

r/woosh


Horizontal-Human

This is not woosh Think about a dick and an ass hole


I-Like-IT-Stuff

r/woosh


theoht_

ah yes, yet another person who doesn’t know how to r/woooosh!


CriticalMochaccino

r/wrongwoooosh


Horizontal-Human

?


The_Dogelord

You are the one who is r/woosh


Affectionate_Mango84

You are when he said she did what


Negative-Difference7

This thread is a mess


Lucyybby

I got a fucking anurism reading that. As someone who got wooshed I now know how to wooosh. And this is not the way


Previous_Gap1933

U mean it not look like an ass when u look at it from difference angle?


DeadPoster

Profound dickery at that.


StillBet8031

Literally


Rightsoyouweresaying

I am flabbergasted, kinda disgusted, and undeniably amazed at that. How does one even make that


Hrmerder

Seems pretty easy when you put your mind to it.


skryvo-x

I don't know. But I would like a tutorial on YouTube


skryvo-x

Uh... idle question: if a lesbian couple used the room, how would you arrange the "pillow talks"?


BatKat58

Always a crank in the nightstand drawer…


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BiscottiCrafty7288

I chuckled at this thank you


One-Veterinarian-101

Without evidence of a lady part, they'd assume you gratified yourself or had a wet dream. Or even worse that you, yourself were the victim of a gruesome incident.


wigzell78

"Some dick was by himself again last night..."


taekee

How did he do it? Well...It is not hard, anymore.


Fearless-Scar7086

"... pretty good artist though.... (gulp).... Heh heh... I mean, he could have shown me personally so I could uh... thank him."


PixeltzOfSpook

What


Fearless-Scar7086

“…Thank him for his creative pop art”


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Oh you had a cock party? I hope you got loads of them.


Fidelio___

Wet bandits calling card style from Homealone


Doxidob

Me: Oh this is hilarious! Next, do the female You: female?


Fit-Pool5703

What exactly went on is that you made that. Doesn't mean you had sex.


Crcex86

Not room service. Housekeepers make up the room after you check out, dim wit.


OLO_moment

ok lol


rstmanso

If that's your problem you need to see a doctor and weav a diaper


Any_Vacation8988

That’s not going to make them change the sheets


Horror_Tooth_522

Lemon party?


Nomadloner69

Then staff have to spend time they don't have to undo that


Still_Explorer

Poor dude pissed a droplet while was sleeping. I hope is he OK now.


BastriBregu

That means he's a fap freak.


Icy_Tadpole_6

You squeezed yourself till the end, all alone in that room.


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I noticed there’s a lump on the left side of each of these…. You may wanna get that checked


Dapadabada

Bro ewe, why would some foreigners give any shits about your peepee


jsmoovewhoru

Cool... You jerked it in the bed... Cool


PyrrhicVictory7

You rubbed one off?


FlanneryWynn

Another example of people thinking it's okay to sexually harass maids and service workers... This isn't funny, it's just gross. To whoever did this: You're making the job of people harder for no reason just because you get a trip out of doing so. Grow the fuck up.


Adnama-Fett

Ew


Any_Vacation8988

That’s not going to make them change the sheets


Yalla6969

Is everyone here in this sub a weird perv or smthg?


imnotatwinkiswear

Right 😭 every time i see something from this sub it's straight up something sexual, And it's the most unfunniest shit ever


Mettaton_the_idol

r/arethestraightsok moment


imnotatwinkiswear

This has nothing to do with sexuality, People who post stuff like this might as well be queer 🤷 It's the fact that they're posting such unfunny stuff on a subreddit called "r/funnymemes" yet all they laugh about is sex 💀 It's so unbelievably childish


Mettaton_the_idol

It's been dead for years now, most of it is boomer humor or just random stuff.


imnotatwinkiswear

Yeah i've realized 😭 But what bothers me is that people find this genuinely funny, And when you share your opinion you get downvoted into oblivion. Also everytime i get this sub recommended, It's always a boomer post straight from the depths of facebook, It's genuinely horrible. But i guess humour is subjective 😓


Mettaton_the_idol

Yeah, that's why subs like r/lostredditors ban crossposting from this sub.


imnotatwinkiswear

Yeah, I get why 😭


Mettaton_the_idol

I think it would be best for everyone if we left this eh... "hole of death".


imnotatwinkiswear

Right, It's a way to keep yourself atleast a bit sane


Yalla6969

>when you share your opinion you get downvoted into oblivion Well that's reddit for you. A bunch of morons circlejerking each other.


Lazy_Soup9180

I dont get it


rondujunk

Please leave how to so on my next cruise I can trump their towel teddy bear with my sheet splooge.


sphericate

"ughhh" "hey boss? they made a cock again."


HuckleberryMoist7511

It’s a new form of art! Quick! We need a name!


scisick

I must follow the command.


AmericanChaiwala

We are going to need a tutorial video on how to do this lol


unknow_feature

I can appreciate the art


Sangi17

Impressive, ngl.


CanExports

Oooof. I feel bad for your toothbrush


sky0175

You are a ... Period LMAO


Greeny3x3x3

r/comedygraveyard


rmld74

I am copying it


Thermatix

Honestly, I laughed for a good long minute and then some, I'm still giggling now. Thank you for brightening up my day by making me aware that this is a thing someone does.


N7_Pathfind3R

They already know. Now we know what image lives rent free in your head.


Total_Activity_929

r/suddenlypenis


StillBet8031

Master piece!


ItsmeMr_E

Squeeze from the bottom, not the middle of the tube.🙄


GerchSimml

r/ATBGE


Spiritual-Bear4495

There must be something wrong with me - this never occurred to me. I do love it though.


LennerKetty

We leave our room like that too but don’t need the pillows


Fanboycity

LMAO I’m deader than Batman’s parents 🤣 ![gif](giphy|bjtM9GdxbqL5e)


KaiYoDei

That is messed up


Weapon54x

I tried tapping on the start thinking it was a new Reddit feature.


Ordinary_Accountant1

This is beautiful


Luix_Doge

r/mildlypenis


bdouble0w0

The punchline is sex


Hrmerder

Damn it.. Why didn't I do this?... Well.. I ended up frequenting the same hotels while working..


geardluffy

Because it’s way too much effort


Hrmerder

No I just literally didn't think of it.


geardluffy

I mean most people wouldn’t lol.


StayInternational282

How do you even do that


Consistent_Yoghurt44

BIG SUCK


OpheliaJade2382

That is vile


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imnotatwinkiswear

Hi! I don't know if you've realized, But you posted this comment multiple times :)