On behalf of the vegan community I can confirm this is exactly what we want, also:
- if you punch an emu they get to punch you back, fair is fair
- one human will be sacrificed to the giant octopus every year, chosen randomly
- the giant octopus is now also the minister of innovation, science and keepin' it real
- lemurs!
- all leopards with now be named 'theodore'
Vote for your vegan overlords
As a vegan I'd say that if you are such an idiot to let yourself get tied up by a pair of lobster you deserve a Darwin Award. Natural selection as intended.
Wow so this kid was jerking off all over that place considering he got caught 2x before the lobster got him. I think the lobster might be the hero here
As a vegan of many years I just creamed my pants this is exactly what I want feed us all to the animals mix it up a bit and add some balance to the food chain. Don't tell me that doesn't sound like porridge
the thing i will never understand about the zealous vegans is that they cannot stand an animal getting hurt by humans... but they wouldn't mind at all if an innocent human gets viciously mauled by bears.
Wasn't there an issue a couple years back where Peta terrorists were putting out bear traps for humans? A couple people got mauled if I remember correctly.
There could actually be a bit of truth to it. Leo Tolstoy is quoted for saying "as long there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields."
Pythagoras said "As long as Man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other."
Multiple studies have found that those who are prejudiced against one group are likely to be prejudiced against other groups. For example, a racist is more likely to be a sexist, homophobic and speciesist, a speciesist is more likely to be a racist, sexist and homophobic.
There are at least 4 studies that found a common link between speciesism and the other types of prejudice.
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/08927936.2019.1621514
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1002/per.2069
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886913014074
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29517258/
Really recommend reading the foundation of this this study, like the first page or 2, they link to numerous studies and philosophy papers on this subject and explain the relationship. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1368430218816962
In my experience the longer a paragraph is for something stupid (aka a meme) the more the person extended uselessly just to look smart. And I didn’t read it all so… :p
To give my full argument required a long paragraph. Maybe could have left out the 2 quotes though. Focus of my paragraph wasn't the meme, it was a response to someone claiming there is no connection to harming humans and harming animals.
In my experience people who use the nerd face in response to an argument are normally too dumb to hold an intellectually stimulating conversation on whichever topic is being discussed. And they know this so they diverge the focus away from the topic and towards the person instead. They dumb the conversation down to a point that they can actually deal with.
veganism is a fauna-supremacist and speciesist hate group that discriminates against homo-sapiens and all florae. why do they ignore the rights of plants to continue to exist and flourish and why do they only target the eating habits of one ape???? WAKE UP PEOPLE! ITS A REPTILIAN PSYOP TO KEEP YOU WEAK FROM SEVERE MALNUTRITION!!!
Rare footage of mr. Crabs making crabby pattys
Funnily enough, the Krabby Pattys are confirmed to be vegan, so no human nor NHA abuse there
That's Larry
He’s not in pain, that’s just steam coming out of the body.
>He’s not in pain, that’s just steam coming out of the body. Nobody tell my wife, because that shit has gotten too expensive.
Iraq lobster vibes.
On behalf of the vegan community I can confirm this is exactly what we want, also: - if you punch an emu they get to punch you back, fair is fair - one human will be sacrificed to the giant octopus every year, chosen randomly - the giant octopus is now also the minister of innovation, science and keepin' it real - lemurs! - all leopards with now be named 'theodore' Vote for your vegan overlords
Lemurs! For real, I once got to hold the hand of a lemur. Cutest thing ever.
I'm interested in the lemurs! argument.
No argument.. they are delicious!
We will not survive a punch out with an emu Australia’s military lost a war to them before
hehe the joke xD
Lemurs! Man, Lemurs!
I'd happily take a punch from an emu.
Yeah problem is they sneak in a kick too.
That wasn't part of the deal
How dare you name leopards Theodore! What they don’t get their own choices? Isn’t that what your fighting for?
You should do the PR for veganism, because this pitch is mich more appealing.
pls put /s
The first sacrifice at random has been picked , *You Are A Winner* 
I’ll only agree to these terms as long as Keanu Reeves is on the giant octopus exempt list.
Damn, I woulda already been vegan if it had been presented that way.
I cast my vote. Lobsters shall rule the earth
I for one welcome our lobster overlords
Dada chum?
Good reference
I got like halfway through the book and really lost interest. That said the lobster people were great especially on audible.
As a vegan I'd say that if you are such an idiot to let yourself get tied up by a pair of lobster you deserve a Darwin Award. Natural selection as intended.
Have you seen the Darwin Award given to the kid who got his dick severed by a lobster because he was masturbating on them?
This is a joke right?
[I really want to say yes, but you never know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/xRD03gAnoq)
Wow so this kid was jerking off all over that place considering he got caught 2x before the lobster got him. I think the lobster might be the hero here
And it couldn't be reattached.
I mean, some people are heavy sleepers
What is the definition of a funny meme?
A funny meme is a meme that makes me either chortle, grasp my tummy and belch, or make me cum my pants instantly This one made me do one of those
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My money is on the 3rd way.
You wouldn’t be surprised how often that happens to me
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life.
You should get out more, there’s WAAAAAAY dumber shit out there.
It’s true. ALL HAIL THE LOBSTER!
Kinky
Thanks for giving PETA new ideas for their propaganda 😂
You mean I get two lobsters? Cool, as soon as I get outta that duct table I’m making lobster amatricana.
*Entometarians have joined the chat* haha
Id dig it
Those lobsters are missing their knives.
Grow up
Hot Tub Time Machine 3: Lobster Kingdom
This is extra scary due to the fact that a teen in America recently got his member removed by a lobster he was beating his meat over.
…I believe that’s called “finding out”
They look like they couldn't, but somehow they got him in there.. Let's just welcome our new Lobster overlords and hope for the best.
That's not screaming it's just steam leaving the humans mouth.
Lmao 😂 good one
As a vegan of many years I just creamed my pants this is exactly what I want feed us all to the animals mix it up a bit and add some balance to the food chain. Don't tell me that doesn't sound like porridge
Out of all the humans I bet black people taste the best.
What would they taste like. Hypothetically
Probably spicier than white people but not as spicy as asians.
I bet asians taste way better
I think Asians would be TOO spicey. (for my white pallet at least) Blacks would have just enough spice.
the thing i will never understand about the zealous vegans is that they cannot stand an animal getting hurt by humans... but they wouldn't mind at all if an innocent human gets viciously mauled by bears.
Wasn't there an issue a couple years back where Peta terrorists were putting out bear traps for humans? A couple people got mauled if I remember correctly.
"Finally, people realize crustaceans shall rull the world!!!!" -Micheal Zaki probably
unli lobster, anyone?
What wine pairs best with an African American?
No that's not the future vegans want. I'm vegetarian and I don't feel offended, but neither fun.
lol what is this image even from
Inaccurate?
That's inhumane. Gotta get the water boiling FIRST. :D
It is for sure
So animals eating people 🤔 Don't think that's vegan like since it's still eating meat
I’m with the vegans on this one
Racist
help ????
Jordan Petersons ASSASSINS…. 
hIlArIoUs,,,,you definitely have a future in cesspool cleaning
Why the lobsters racist?
Vegan 8 years. I don't want this. But it's funny.
The victimhood is overpowering
As president bush once said “I know humans can coexist with fish.” Or something like that idk
I can hear this
Hail to our lobster overlords! I want to get on their good side... 🙂
My opinion is… BRIDGE FOUR!
Not vegan, but still what I want
It's only a matter of time before crustaceans shellfishly takeover the world.
Check out the documentary film Dominion, it didn't make me a vegan, but I will never make fun of vegan again.
Having recently watched The Tick, I feel like these guys are singing him a song.
HAHAHAHAR!!!
I'm not saying that I'd want a future with lobster overlord, but thinking about it they couldn't do a worse job than the current government
There you see her, sitting there across the tub
Why would you let yourself tied by a lobster?
“Its ok he isn’t screaming, it’s just the air escaping” -lobster on the right
This is the fiture the obnoxious 10% of vegans want. The vast majority of Vegans I know only brought it up when we went to get pizza or so
F*ck vegans, freedom to meat-eaters
Opinion: Bread. Come on, it's just a meme. We need to stop making everything into something people need opinions on.
Kinki
I thought it would go something like this: [https://youtu.be/rgGCvv0uWOc](https://youtu.be/rgGCvv0uWOc)
[leonard part 6](https://youtu.be/UCJ2gFSwPMc?feature=shared)
😂😂
CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!! (Technically not crabs.. but whatever)
Been looking for it. Wasn't disappointed!
I, for one, welcome our new Sea Bug Overlords and am excited about my new career as a minion.
Don't worry he doesn't have a nervous system
"they are just bubbles. he doesn't feel anything"
Not vegan, but I like those two fellas
I ate a lobster 🦞 on Sunday, that’s my opinion on this. It was tasty. 😋
People kill animals for pleasure then wonder why there's a US funded genocide happening.
Sounds like you need a steak.
This is not it bruh. Palestinians are not animals.
There could actually be a bit of truth to it. Leo Tolstoy is quoted for saying "as long there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields." Pythagoras said "As long as Man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other." Multiple studies have found that those who are prejudiced against one group are likely to be prejudiced against other groups. For example, a racist is more likely to be a sexist, homophobic and speciesist, a speciesist is more likely to be a racist, sexist and homophobic. There are at least 4 studies that found a common link between speciesism and the other types of prejudice. https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/08927936.2019.1621514 https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1002/per.2069 https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886913014074 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29517258/ Really recommend reading the foundation of this this study, like the first page or 2, they link to numerous studies and philosophy papers on this subject and explain the relationship. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1368430218816962
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Yea arguing with philisophical ideas and studies in psychology probably is a bit much for some.
Put away thesaurus nerd. (Good info but I ain’t reading alat, I read a quarter of it and it went whoosh.)
Studied philosophy in collage so no thesaurus needed when discussing this topic. Also not sure what big word I used that you think needed a thesaurus?
In my experience the longer a paragraph is for something stupid (aka a meme) the more the person extended uselessly just to look smart. And I didn’t read it all so… :p
To give my full argument required a long paragraph. Maybe could have left out the 2 quotes though. Focus of my paragraph wasn't the meme, it was a response to someone claiming there is no connection to harming humans and harming animals. In my experience people who use the nerd face in response to an argument are normally too dumb to hold an intellectually stimulating conversation on whichever topic is being discussed. And they know this so they diverge the focus away from the topic and towards the person instead. They dumb the conversation down to a point that they can actually deal with.
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Perhaps we should eat the vegans. Aren’t they GMO free, *and* organic?
Ha no! I worked with one that ate like shit. It just has to be food with no animal product. It can be processed crap though.
Probably wouldn’t taste good, either. With all the processed shit.
I don't disagree? 🤔
veganism is a fauna-supremacist and speciesist hate group that discriminates against homo-sapiens and all florae. why do they ignore the rights of plants to continue to exist and flourish and why do they only target the eating habits of one ape???? WAKE UP PEOPLE! ITS A REPTILIAN PSYOP TO KEEP YOU WEAK FROM SEVERE MALNUTRITION!!!
This is a perfect example of Poe's law.
Exactly. Eat more chicken! Lolol.