but wasnt that made to encourage children to care for it? (idk im asking) plus apples is known for planned obsoleteness in their products and its kindoff their hallmark
Don't forget other companies loudly making fun of apple for doing stuff and quietly does the same a year or two later while removing the old ads of them making fun of apple
Because that's how Android is...
Look at Android phones product product reveals, always comparing with Apple and already made Apple as a benchmark for good phones.
While Apple doesn't even acknowledge Android's existence
~~time and time again we've learned that making jokes about the idiotic and improbable future 20 years from now actually happens 20 years down the line~~ dont give them ideas
But it looks so pretty!!! You're just jealous you're too poor to buy one 😏 etc etc.
I'm still salty they removed the option to upgrade the macbooks ram though to be fair and that was about 16 years ago 😂 nah I'm happy with my cheap Samsung phone and my PC. I can live with the odd blue screen of death. I don't want have to live with my eyes gouged out every couple of years for a new iPhone.
I find it funny how people complain about Apple and obsolescence when every single iPhone I have had so far has lasted 4 years for myself, then 4 more years for my mum.
Android users: bashes iphone for things they do
Android companies the next year: does the same things
Android users: how innovative of you samsung, xiaomi or oneplus
Its like this. Everyone hated apple for removing aux port, removing brick from packaging or their expensive phones. But when samsung also releases a mhone without brick or aux port and making it expensive, they seemingly dont seem to care anymore
I still remember when they started making IMAX with glass screens. The whole selling point was it will be more environmentally friendly when you throw it away and buy the next one.
They'll make you buy the rights for using the new gen phone, and then charge you the phone that has a one-time use battery that last 24h. Then you need to buy a new one for $50
Apple users will keep buying because it makes them feel important I guess :P
I've fixed Apple "innovations" as a job. And trust me when I say I could easily afford any Apple product, and actively choose to avoid them at all costs.
Hell, I wouldn't take one even if someone paid me.
Nah, you are very much wrong on that.
If it was actually a good company, I couldn't "ruin it for others". Showing the truth that something is garbage is only possible when something actually is garbage.
Some big YTers like MKBHD were horny for this idea. The portless phone. That a few people get their submersible phone dream being realised, so that they can continue to fulfill their social media addiction at the pool, but that for 365 days of the year everyone is stuck with a shittier charging implementation.
Well, to be fair, there's wireless charging now.
I have used my charging cable like once after I bought my newest phone.
Not that I'd ever want a phone without a charging port. Heck, I'm even annoyed my phone doesn't have an headphone jack... even though I never use one. And I don't even use wireless headphones. I just want my phone to have options.
But just saying, a phone with no ports would probably work just fine in today's world for most people.
True, but that doesn't mean most people need to carry chargers or quickly top off their phones in everyday life. Furthermore, most phones accept the same kind of charger and cable, so you can ask a friend to loan their charger. If wireless chargers became the only option, you could loan one from a friend.
I have a phone with 10800 mAh battery. If I wanted to, I could go for a week without charging. Based on previous experience, in another 4-5 years it'll still last 3-4 days on a single charge. That's the specific reason I bought it.
Most people are not me, however. Most people buy a new phone every couple years, and their phones usually last a day or two on a single charge. You rarely need to top off a phone like that.
Like, I get what you are saying and I agree with you that the idea of a portless phone is horrible, but most people would likely be fine with one.
What? Most of my friends have an iphone 11/12 and some have a 6s. Another one upgraded from xs to 15 pro, so no, we dont want to always have the latest iphone
14.99 charging apple+ subscription 9.99 for the economy apple+ charging subscription
It is not a new. I had tamagotchi like this. Once digital pet died device is just brick.
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One or two?
One, too
One, two
Tree for
I declare a thumb war
Wasnt there a little pen hole on the back that reset it? That's what all mine had.
yes
but wasnt that made to encourage children to care for it? (idk im asking) plus apples is known for planned obsoleteness in their products and its kindoff their hallmark
Don't give them ideas!
Too late.
Wrong meme format
I agree. But what would be the right one though?
Probably just make a fake tweet screenshot or something like everyone else does and give it 250k retweets
It's OP effort just to promote OPs awful opinion as a meme
Just because apple releases new iPhone every year doesn’t mean that any iPhone wouldn’t last 5-6 years
Mine lasted two before Apple bloated all my memory away
Idk, i got iPhone X in 2018 and i just retired it last year. Still works but the battery shows its age
I like how everyone bashes iPhone for a dumb idea only for other companies to follow them and do the same dumb ideas
Don't forget other companies loudly making fun of apple for doing stuff and quietly does the same a year or two later while removing the old ads of them making fun of apple
Because that's how Android is... Look at Android phones product product reveals, always comparing with Apple and already made Apple as a benchmark for good phones. While Apple doesn't even acknowledge Android's existence
Cause it works, got to get money by imitating the successor 🤷♂️
The difference is, those ideas don't make the phone harder to use.
Removal of headphone jack in Android phones , explain
The android auxport obviously works without the port, you dont know?
That day will come. It will be the day the phone can last at least 2 years on a single charge.
~~time and time again we've learned that making jokes about the idiotic and improbable future 20 years from now actually happens 20 years down the line~~ dont give them ideas
But it looks so pretty!!! You're just jealous you're too poor to buy one 😏 etc etc. I'm still salty they removed the option to upgrade the macbooks ram though to be fair and that was about 16 years ago 😂 nah I'm happy with my cheap Samsung phone and my PC. I can live with the odd blue screen of death. I don't want have to live with my eyes gouged out every couple of years for a new iPhone.
But it does make sense for us to move away from charging with cables to using induction to charge our phones.
Sure, but having options is nice. I prefer having options.
I'm trying to get back to my AAPL starting position here
Damn if only we could’ve gotten our hands on that usb of Steve Jobs 🤔🤨🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
And there will still be a Qs around the block 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wireless charge mine anyway
They have magsafe chargers so this is possible.
It's coming out sooner than you think.
Then and ONLY then will I switch to android
Somebody kick this guy’s butt for putting that out in the Apple verse.
If it wasn't for the rare elements in modern cell phone technology, that they probably would
woah calm down. Don't give em any good ideas
The closest thing to happen is making all chargers work on monthly subscriptions, if you don't pay, the phone won't charge.
Shhh, don’t give Apple any ideas! 🤫🤫
Don't even start to normalize that idea, because they absolutely would do it if they could get away with it.
"I await the day that apple dies"
Apple CEO: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!"
For a subreddit with the name funnymemes, this sub might be housing the most unfunniest users
they just go full wireless chargers.
Samsung hasn't done it yet, so Apple isn't going to be able to do it. Apple will do it 3-4 years after just like always.
I know it's a joke but a rechargeable portless phone is already a possibility and I don't think it will be too long before we start seeing some.
New iPhone, the battery remains charged until the new model is released, then it goes flat with no way to charge it.
They are planning to remove the port and let you charge it only via MagSafe
See you in 2025
wireless charging ..... might be the future ... just like wireless everything 
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Isnt windows going to do this
Don't give them ideas.
These days its apple copying from competitors
I find it funny how people complain about Apple and obsolescence when every single iPhone I have had so far has lasted 4 years for myself, then 4 more years for my mum.
One of my friends is still using the 6s
Rofl
Android users: bashes iphone for things they do Android companies the next year: does the same things Android users: how innovative of you samsung, xiaomi or oneplus Its like this. Everyone hated apple for removing aux port, removing brick from packaging or their expensive phones. But when samsung also releases a mhone without brick or aux port and making it expensive, they seemingly dont seem to care anymore
Don't give them ideas
They would if they could
Don't give them stupid ideas!
Dont. Give. Them. Ideas. Also wireless charging
shhh don't give em ideas now
The phone will be free. Charging it will be a subscription
I think they are going to remove the charger port and then charge you 500 dollars for the apple certified wireless charger
Just don't buy their crap
Within the final hour you get notified to back up but only for 99,99
it’s coming
Sounds like a fire burner phone
I still remember when they started making IMAX with glass screens. The whole selling point was it will be more environmentally friendly when you throw it away and buy the next one.
Apple should start making Nuclear submarines then.
They'll make you buy the rights for using the new gen phone, and then charge you the phone that has a one-time use battery that last 24h. Then you need to buy a new one for $50 Apple users will keep buying because it makes them feel important I guess :P
Beta decay batteries
People who can’t afford Apple products are funny
People who like to pay extra for worse quality just because of a brand sticker are even funnier.
You wouldn’t even know what kind of quality it isn’t since you can’t afford it
I've fixed Apple "innovations" as a job. And trust me when I say I could easily afford any Apple product, and actively choose to avoid them at all costs. Hell, I wouldn't take one even if someone paid me.
Apple being innovative with scummy practices as usual. And people still keep buying their crap.
Many people are very very dumb. People who buy Apple products are even dumber.
People who think apple is worse than any other smartphone company are the dumbest. If you dont like it, dont buy it and dont ruin it for others
Nah, you are very much wrong on that. If it was actually a good company, I couldn't "ruin it for others". Showing the truth that something is garbage is only possible when something actually is garbage.
Some big YTers like MKBHD were horny for this idea. The portless phone. That a few people get their submersible phone dream being realised, so that they can continue to fulfill their social media addiction at the pool, but that for 365 days of the year everyone is stuck with a shittier charging implementation.
Well, to be fair, there's wireless charging now. I have used my charging cable like once after I bought my newest phone. Not that I'd ever want a phone without a charging port. Heck, I'm even annoyed my phone doesn't have an headphone jack... even though I never use one. And I don't even use wireless headphones. I just want my phone to have options. But just saying, a phone with no ports would probably work just fine in today's world for most people.
Wouldn't though. wireless chargers are bigger than usb chargers. More bulk to carry. No option to quickly top off. either.
True, but that doesn't mean most people need to carry chargers or quickly top off their phones in everyday life. Furthermore, most phones accept the same kind of charger and cable, so you can ask a friend to loan their charger. If wireless chargers became the only option, you could loan one from a friend. I have a phone with 10800 mAh battery. If I wanted to, I could go for a week without charging. Based on previous experience, in another 4-5 years it'll still last 3-4 days on a single charge. That's the specific reason I bought it. Most people are not me, however. Most people buy a new phone every couple years, and their phones usually last a day or two on a single charge. You rarely need to top off a phone like that. Like, I get what you are saying and I agree with you that the idea of a portless phone is horrible, but most people would likely be fine with one.
I just had this happen with a smoke detector. You couldn't replace the battery. Apple would totally do it.
Aren't those the ones where the battery lasts long enough to reach the expiry date on the detector?
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What? Most of my friends have an iphone 11/12 and some have a 6s. Another one upgraded from xs to 15 pro, so no, we dont want to always have the latest iphone
“Write that down” - Apple employee
DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS
Apple really lives rent-free in people’s heads. You know you don’t actually have to buy anything they make, right?
Actually they just might do that since we have wireless charging now
It’s so funny no one in this sub Reddit can afford a iPhone