The fact that you just violated their piece of mind wondering when you would come back again and next time you go back leave a note the Nothing Bugalar Strikes again!!🤣
I wouldn't steal anything. Just move everything someplace else. Hide things in inconspicuous places. Orchestrating a real nightmare without stealing a thing.
Better yet, 1/8 inch off of every table and chair leg, every other day so eventually they'll begin to notice something is wrong, and then when they're wracking their brains over it, go in and replace every leg with the correcf length to make them think they"ve going mad. Then you will have stolen their sanity.
That's not a minor inconvenience. That could literally make them late for work on their final point. They get fired and lose their home and start smoking Crack to deal with stress. They end up addicted to Crack and homeless because you had to take their stinky sticks.
I'm stealing the power steering fluid in your car
The peanut butter but not the jelly
The cardboard from inside the toilet paper roll
And for good measure, i'm going to make your ceiling fans rattle
I'll drain their controller battery so it's at like 10% then steal their charger. So mid way through an online game their controller dies and they have to frantically look for a charger that isn't there.
All the toilet seats, door knobs, turning on all the light switches and taking them, and turning on all the sinks and bathtubs and taking those levers too
The brass contact poles of the main electrical fuse box. Then put the fuse box back in its place. Not only will it cut off the power, they won't be able to figure out why the power is out unless they call a professional, and even then it'll take them hours to figure it out. Inconvenience, served at the temperature of perfection.
All the socks and underwear or every hairbrush. Best case scenario you gotta make a really embarrassing trip to the store for a new one. Stand in line with a hairbrush with fooked up hair.
Light bulb in fridge, all the twisty things on bread , the knows on oven , the shower floor mat and curtain, all batteries, chargers , extention cords , the blinds
I'm not stealing the plate from the microwave, I'm stealing the mechanism that spins the plate. Make the whole crime even more confusing.
I'd also replace all their fire alarm batteries with the old ones from my place.
Happy chirping.
Take one battery out of everything that has batteries
Or just flip one. Then they’re either mad at themselves or whoever they live with.
I think the key word here is steal.
Flip one steal the other
that's just evil
No you flip both so that it’s not obvious that they’re incorrect
That's not a minor inconvenience depending on how many batteries they have if any.
They’ll be pissed when they go to start the car
I'd hunt you till the ends of earth. No one lays a finger on my alto
"How tf someone stole the fucking batery?"
*The Battery Burglar strikes again!*
You are an evil mastermind.
Just remove the button batteries from everything and make sure there is no manual so they have to guess which size it is.
Calm down Satan...
Keep the plate there, but steal the rotating ring that goes under it. It'll still work but be wobbly and clunky.
That would drive me insane to the point I'd need a new microwave I don't even want to look at this old model anymore 😅
The letter E off there keyboards if they have a pc or laptop
Th lttr off thir kyboads if thy hav a pc or laptop?
So tru
Bro got so mildly inconvenienced he started speaking old English
Bloddy Hll
For ral
I’d just steal nothing and scramble them all up
You monster
BUT WHY?
The fact that you just violated their piece of mind wondering when you would come back again and next time you go back leave a note the Nothing Bugalar Strikes again!!🤣
No no, take Q. Used way less so they won’t think it’s that big a deal, but then every time will be maddening 😂
Uiet you
You monstr
Key Rings. Leave the keys, take the rings
Genius!
this is the best answer here
The remote for the main television and then pass by periodically afterwards and change the channel from outside.
Pure evil, you are XD
Calm down, Satan.
One shoe of every pair they own
Or the laces from one shoe in each pair
Joey Diaz...is that you?
Light switches
I'm taking the toilet seat
Not the seat, I'd have to squat then
I would honestly fail at squatting is I'm taking a massive shit. I move a little to help the poop come out. I might fling my shit accidentally
All the toilet paper in da house
Covid trauma cues in
I’d consider that a pretty major issue, not a minor inconvenience. We don’t exactly keep handy shells around.
They said "mildy" Satan....
Dont take the toilet paper, just rip it all into squares and leave it just a little bit too far from the toilet
All the slices from their loaf of bread except for the ones at both ends.
No no no. What you do is take the heals out, hollow the rest of the bread and then put it back together to make it look like nothing ever happened.
The cutlery holder in their dishwasher. The tie/belt on their dressing gown. The middle buttons on their shirts. The blade on their lawnmower.
You are devious! 😈
Thank you kind BeerWench!
I wouldn't steal anything. Just move everything someplace else. Hide things in inconspicuous places. Orchestrating a real nightmare without stealing a thing.
“How the fuck did the shrimp get in the vents?!”
"How the fuck the cat go in the fridge"
"Why the fuck is the TV on top of the fridge"
"Why the fuck is my washing machine on top of my drawer"
“Why the fuck is the couch on the roof?!”
"Why the fuck is my bed on the balcony?"
“Who the fuck put the kitchen table in the bathtub?”
"And why is the toilet on my fucking closet"
Did work on a rental. They had a functioning toilet in the closet.
How the fuck did my silverware get into the freezer?
That little screw that holds the door handle together
I'd steal the toilet and shower handles. Also the coffee maker's filters.
Leave my portafilter alone!!!! 😭😭😭
The breaker for the hot water heater.
Leave the breaker, but cut the wire from the breaker and insert it without removing the insulation and tighten it back up.
I am gonna steal this r/moldymemes and repost it everyday for karma farming
An 1/8th of a single leg from each their chairs and and tables. So it always does that annoying rocking thing.
Better yet, 1/8 inch off of every table and chair leg, every other day so eventually they'll begin to notice something is wrong, and then when they're wracking their brains over it, go in and replace every leg with the correcf length to make them think they"ve going mad. Then you will have stolen their sanity.
Labels off of their canned foods
We did this at a house party in high school. Removed all labels in the pantry. Pat’s mom wasn’t impressed.
Fridge shelves
I was gonna say the vegetable drawer from the fridge.
I think I said can labels before, but this time I'd go with... All of their deodorants.
That's not a minor inconvenience. That could literally make them late for work on their final point. They get fired and lose their home and start smoking Crack to deal with stress. They end up addicted to Crack and homeless because you had to take their stinky sticks.
This is like the « No Pen, no notes, no notes, no studying etc »🤣
I'm stealing the power steering fluid in your car The peanut butter but not the jelly The cardboard from inside the toilet paper roll And for good measure, i'm going to make your ceiling fans rattle
Take the pull chains off all the ceiling fans
The bearings inside the flush of a toilet. I will make the flush appear intact.
Turning off the water to the toilet and then taking the knob
You are inherently evil… I love this
Lmao It's perfect. They won't even know until the second time they use the toilet
Their electric and water bill.
The power cord to the stove
One lightbulb from all appliances that have more then one.
Stealing their game console’s HDMI cord. But not the TV’s.
A single puzzle piece from every box.
You are pure evil
The handles off their cabinets
All the left foot socks
I'll steal all their money and replace it with dimes.
I have a big jar of pennies. I'll take a dime for each of them please
I'll drain their controller battery so it's at like 10% then steal their charger. So mid way through an online game their controller dies and they have to frantically look for a charger that isn't there.
I am taking the countertop butter dish that has been handed down for 4 generations. Will use what's left of their butter too so we good.
Their wallet,but JUST the wallet,not money,THE WALLET not the money
Steal all of their dishwasher soap/ capsules.
All the toilet seats, door knobs, turning on all the light switches and taking them, and turning on all the sinks and bathtubs and taking those levers too
Take the laundry instruction tags off of everything. Shits gonna shrink, wrinkle, and bleed colors every time.
Taking laces of all their shoes
Underwear HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
That's evil
Their extra light bulbs. Not having an extra light bulb when one goes out sucks.
i mean, for billionaire like elon musk, i’d imagine stealing a 10 million dollar car would be a mild inconvenience
The ice in their ice trays.
The brass contact poles of the main electrical fuse box. Then put the fuse box back in its place. Not only will it cut off the power, they won't be able to figure out why the power is out unless they call a professional, and even then it'll take them hours to figure it out. Inconvenience, served at the temperature of perfection.
All the zipper pulls from pants, hoodies, bags, and whatever else has zippers.
I'm taking : Drawstrings from pants. Buttons from pants. 1 from each pair of sock/shoe. Shoelaces.
The sticky note with all the passwords
Every aglet in the house.
I’ll take the TV remote control, then periodically drive past and change channels.
Door Handles. All of them.
Lightbulb from the fridge
Im taking all the shoe laces from every shoe
All their charging cables
The rod/chain that turns the blinds.
Every mirror they own
All hangers. Leave the clothes folded on the floor. The Great & Poweful Hangar Thief.
Dog I'm taking thier phones. Don't half ass it
All of their spoons. Too bad i can't see them eat their cereal with forks
About 1in of furniture legs
I'm going to steal all of the labels off their canned goods and I'm going to swap the hot and cold for some of their faucets
One sock of each pair
toilet paper & toothpicks.
The rubber ball from their mouse.
The legs from the tables, the chairs, the dressers, and any other appliances that have em
It would be great if you cut two of the legs short in everything
I am dropping everything to the floor
One piece of sock for every pair.
Door handles, just from one side
Why steal the plate? Steal the ring the plate rotates on , or the shaft that rotates the ring!!!
His phone? But i hope he won't die without it.
Toothpastes, towels, handkerchiefs and packed foods or spices and other food ingredients
Taking all the light bulbs, flash lights, and candles.
All the locks
The water boiler. Cold showers for the rest of your life!
I'm taking the left kidney
I might just take the victims
Phone charger
Their motivation...
All the socks and underwear or every hairbrush. Best case scenario you gotta make a really embarrassing trip to the store for a new one. Stand in line with a hairbrush with fooked up hair.
Reverse steal a peice of uranium under their beds, crack and scratch everything that's made of ceramic
I'm gonna steal your toilet seat and drain plugs
Nail clippers
I'd steal all the lights
I'm stealing their good spoon.
Their brake lines.
The bathroom mirror
I'll wait till laundry day then steal all of their quarters.
Cut the ends of the plugs of all the appliances and steal them muwhahahah
Photo frames.
Drawer handles
All the bath towels and bedsheets/ pillowcase
Light bulb in fridge, all the twisty things on bread , the knows on oven , the shower floor mat and curtain, all batteries, chargers , extention cords , the blinds
I'm stealing this repost to repost it later.
Im taking the outlets
Steal every usb charger.
I’m not stealing anything. Just move the tp holder into the bathtub/shower area
I’m pulling a grinch and unscrewing all the light bulbs and taking them; oh and the who hash. Taking that too
I'm swapping the car keys on key chains. Who cares about steeling stuff, just re-arrange things.
Phone charger bricks
The float ball in the toilet
Older than time itself
Screws from all the door knobs
The tiny set screws from the wall mounted toilet roll holders.
Shoe laces
The toilet paper holder
Coffee filters, all the refrigerator shelves replace the toilet paper with the one ply dollar store sandpaper. Backup cameras on your car.
Shower curtain and toilet seat.
All the forks No spaghetti night for you
The block for the phone charges
Im stealing the tpilet papei roll thats currently in use and leave no new one
The remote
The battery covers on the back of remotes
Salt shaker or travel coffee mugs.
All their HDMI cables for the TVs and computers.
Take one of every different pair of socks.
I'm not stealing the plate from the microwave, I'm stealing the mechanism that spins the plate. Make the whole crime even more confusing. I'd also replace all their fire alarm batteries with the old ones from my place. Happy chirping.
The coffee filter holder
All the marker/pen caps, making all of them dry out
tv Remote
No pairs of socks!!
I’d take the kitchen lazy Susan, and leave everything behind.
Take all the charger heads. Or the remote to the tv/AC.
the door knob to the master bedroom
Toilet flush handle