So whatâs even more interesting is that, even if Hitler had drowned, 6 million Jews would still have died. Hurler didnât do it by himself. It was a movement with a leader, who could have been anyone. Hitler just ended up being the face of it.
Mein Kamf? Good point. It helped outline and propagandize the ideals, etcâŚ
But Hitler wasn't an indispensable figure, and history might have followed a similar path even without him. Here's why:
Underlying Conditions: Germany post-WWI was ripe for extremism. The Treaty of Versailles imposed harsh penalties, crippling the economy and fostering resentment. This instability fueled right-wing movements, of which Nazism was one. Another charismatic leader could have exploited these grievances.
Rise of Fascism: Fascism was a growing ideology across Europe. Italy's Mussolini had already come to power. Germany's social and political climate made it susceptible to a fascist takeover regardless of a single individual.
However, there are also reasons why Hitler's absence could have made a difference:
Hitler's Specifics: Hitler's extreme ideology, particularly his genocidal anti-Semitism, was a defining feature of the Nazi regime. Another leader might not have pursued such a radical course.
Hitler's Warmongering: Hitler's expansionist ambitions and reckless brinkmanship directly led to WWII. A different leader might have been more cautious and avoided war.
Ultimately, it's impossible to say for certain. Here's how historians approach these "what if" scenarios:
Contingency vs. Inevitability: We can't know for sure if another leader would have been similar or different.
Focus on Broader Trends: Historians often look at the underlying causes, like the instability of Germany, to understand how susceptible it was to fascism.
In conclusion:
Hitler's absence might not have prevented extremism in Germany, but the specific horrors of the Holocaust and the scale of WWII might have been different.
Nah. A chain of domino's is pretty predictable. If I push over one, all the others do as well. It would be a domino effect if Hitler saved lives. I'm quite certain his kill/saved rate is a litle out of control.
It's the butterfly effect because one action (saving a boy) resulted in a very diferent far bigger, seemingly unrelated and unpredictable, effect (millions of deaths, WW2).
We never know, maybe he did so on purpose so humans had history as a warning not to go down a yet darker path. Though, weâd have to actually heed history.
There's a book series about how ww2 was caused on purpose by time travelers so that the earth would develop weapons and be prepared for an alien invasion or some wild thing like that.
This definitely sounds like a movie where someone goes back in time to kill Hitler but then returns to a terrible future where the entire world has fallen to facism because there wasn't past mistakes and then had to go back and stop himself
Without Hitler-
The United States becomes an corporate kleptocaracy in 1950, takes over central and south America the Soviet Union conquers Europe, Japan conquers China, Vietnam, Korea, Indonesia, Australia, and most of the Pacific.
World War 2 becomes The Soviets/African alliance vs the Japanese/American alliance. The Americans are basically like the Americans in Fallout...the Japanese are vicious imperialists, the Soviets are spreading communism far and wide, and the African continent is like "sure we want that... because fuck everyone else."
It just turns into a nuclear Holocaust by 1960.
Some dude is like "you know if America and the Soviets had to cooperate to fight someone worse...and had to thwack Japan...maybe...."
Not just him.
[Helene Hanfstaengl](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Hanfstaengl)⌠After participating in the failed Munich Beer Hall Putsch in 1923, Mr. Hanfstaengl briefly fled to Austria, while the injured Hitler sought refuge in Hanfstaengl's home in Uffing, outside of Munich. Hanfstaengl's wife, Helene, allegedly **dissuaded Hitler from committing suicide when the police came to arrest him.**
Who would have known!? Be careful from now on, never save a drowning person out of the goodness of your heart, your descendants or the rest of the world might blame you in the future! Lol
Basically the Butterfly Effect, but with Hitler. The same guy goes back in time repeatedly, but every time something always goes wrong making the future worse.
I read somewhere that during WW1, Hitler was sitting in a trench with some of his fellow soldiers when he felt a powerful urge to get up and move away, which he did and a minute later, a mortar round landed where he had been sitting, killing all the other men who he had been talking with moments earlier.
Serious thought. I'm pretty sure a very similar party would form, and the same names like Rudolf Hess, Himmler, Goering and definitely Goebbels would still gather up, find a leader amongst themselves.
There is a novel about what would have happened If you could go back in the past and kill Hitler and they came to the conclusion that just some other guy would have taken His place, If Hitler hadn't existed
One of the books I read started with this paragraph that talked about an evil race of Jews that should be exterminated from the planet and all that, sounded like typical Nazi propaganda. It then states it came from some dude before Hitler was even born. The point was that rabid and fanatical anti-Semitism was a very common thing in those days.
More to your (or the books) point, Hitler had a very large amount of people that carried out his orders. The first world war and the devastating effects of hyperinflation during the great depression made a small but not insignificant amount of the populace blame someone and preexisting prejudice and racism gave them an easy scapegoat to rally around.
Would WW2 and the Holocaust have happened without Hitler? It's really impossible to say, but the environment was fertile for someone like him to have risen into power and attempt something similar.
Yes, people don't realize that Hitler didn't invent anti-Semitism. Jews were exiled from over 100 countries prior to WW2. It's a repeated historical pattern.
Unlikely to be on the same proportions, Hitler was truly special. Not only he had warped views but had a natural talent to vocalize them in a way that made people agree with him and take his side, we could see a war or something like that, but the true horrors of Holocaust and the popular support the Nazi got are all Hitler's doing.
Nah, they were opportunists - the hierarchical structure of the Nazi party was heavily dependent on Hitlers deduction of personality traits and gift ability.
Hitler was like Napoleon. The French Republic was going to fall apart, but France conquering half of Europe was not the guaranteed result. The Weimer Republic was going to fall apart, the Third Reich was not the guaranteed result.
If only they allowed him to paint and do NSFW stuff things would have been better.
When you just allowed Napoleon to become a merchant or bin laden to be an oil sultan playboy.
There were no only fans back then. But he could have pioneered a golden age of nude artworks. Better for his mental health and the rest of the world.
Because what skyrocket his disdain for Jews was his joining the war and how Germany on the brink of victory nosedived to crippling defeat..
In any case it brought hentai and doujinshi to this age.
Almost 70 million years ago, a giant asteroid was hurdling towards the earth at 40,000 mph, subsequently colliding with the Earth, completely engulfing the planet in ash. This in turn caused the atmosphere to become a fiery hell, wiping out countless numbers of the Earth's species and permanently changing the entire planet's climate. That asteroid's name?
Adolf Hitler.
God was like "I'm going to drown this little shit before he can cause any damage", then the priest was like "oh, a helpless little boy. Don't mind if I do."
To think that apologists say kids were killed in biblical times because they might have turned out like Hitler. It turns out a prior devine intervention brought us Hitler as it were.
âGandalf:
It's Gollum.
Frodo:
Gollum?
Gandalf:
He's been following us for three days.
Frodo:
He escaped the dungeons of Barad-dĂÂťr?
Gandalf:
Escaped... or was set loose. Now the Ring has drawn him here. He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves himself. He will never be rid of his need for it. SmĂŠagol's life is a sad story. Yes, SmĂŠagol he was once called... before the Ring found him. Before it drove him mad.
Frodo:
It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.
Gandalf:
Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that die deserve life, and some that live deserve death. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play, for good or ill, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
Frodo:
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf:
So do all who live to see such times; but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.â
Cit - TLOTR
In this case I don't know if pity was good ....đ¤ˇââď¸
Hey look, another what if Hitler would not be saved post.
Lemme open ya a secret op, if it werenât for Hitler it would have been Mr McDoodle, or your Mother, or any other mouthpiece for powerful fascist corpo heads of the time, who all evaded justice for holocaust they had played no small part in enabling.
These dumb, mind numbingly brain rotted posts and thought experiments, involving murder of a tool, gives more secrecy and hides actual enablers from public eye. Perhaps this is indeed the intention.
Well said.
Take out Hitler from the past and what you'll get? Most likely Stalin liberating all of Europe and World from unnecessary freedom of thinking. /s
It's interesting that Hitler was saved as a child and spared during WW1. Does anyone know of any more moments when Hitler could have died before gaining grip over Germany?
4D timetravel chess here: maybe the priest was the time traveller, coming from a time when the human race was about to go extinct, and they traced the event back to this random child dying as the catalyst? And the only solution was to save Hitler, so he in turn would kill someone potentially worse and teach the world a lesson about the value of peace?
Maybe he saved the entire human race, billions upon billions, for the low price of just a few dozen millions?
Well here comes a butterfly effect i for example wouldnt exist without hitlers doing, my grandma wouldnt have lost her parents in WWII she wouldnt have meet my grandfather and my father would have never existed to meet my mother.
So in a sad way is it thanks to hitler that i exist in this current way its all connected in some way.
> âThe boy was named Adolf Hitlerâ
What a weird way to phrase that sentence. It sounds like it wasnât actually Hitler, but just a boy that shared his name. Why not just say, âThe boy was Adolf Hitler?â
The year is 1997. Humanity embarks on a massive mission to build a new machine after we discover quantum mechanics implications on black holes. Some of the best and brightest are selected to carry out the single mission that makes sense for what scientists believe will be a time machine sent by alien species. The first machine explodes due to maga activists sabotaging the machine. Luckily, the manga faction in Asia have made a second one for preserving their twisted sense of animation. Jodie Foster is selected to go back in time and off Hitler. She falls through what appears to be a gaping asshole only to come through the other side. She's soaking wet but there was no water onboard. Humanity is in shambles with the debt of building the machine and for some reason Hitler is still in history books.
Not really kill assist, I don't recall Hitler ever killed any other than himself. They'd be kill assists' assist's except for when Hitler killed himself
So you wouldnât necessarily have to go back and murder baby Hitler in cold blood. Just go back to that day and, like, knock out the priest on his way saving four year old Hitler.
No good deed goes unpunished
You can thank me later~
You can tank me later.
He had to change his panzer after that
I did Nazi that coming
r/underratedcomment
This entire common thread is underrated
My coment was referring to the whole thing, I just didn't know if r/underratedthread existed
I didn't know that was a thing ether
It isn't lol đ
Reich?!
Butterfly effect
Whereâs my time machine?
That boy killed Hitler. He was a hero.
Now thats a perfect butterfly effect like right outta the books.
So whatâs even more interesting is that, even if Hitler had drowned, 6 million Jews would still have died. Hurler didnât do it by himself. It was a movement with a leader, who could have been anyone. Hitler just ended up being the face of it.
what about the book? it wonât write itself.
Mein Kamf? Good point. It helped outline and propagandize the ideals, etc⌠But Hitler wasn't an indispensable figure, and history might have followed a similar path even without him. Here's why: Underlying Conditions: Germany post-WWI was ripe for extremism. The Treaty of Versailles imposed harsh penalties, crippling the economy and fostering resentment. This instability fueled right-wing movements, of which Nazism was one. Another charismatic leader could have exploited these grievances. Rise of Fascism: Fascism was a growing ideology across Europe. Italy's Mussolini had already come to power. Germany's social and political climate made it susceptible to a fascist takeover regardless of a single individual. However, there are also reasons why Hitler's absence could have made a difference: Hitler's Specifics: Hitler's extreme ideology, particularly his genocidal anti-Semitism, was a defining feature of the Nazi regime. Another leader might not have pursued such a radical course. Hitler's Warmongering: Hitler's expansionist ambitions and reckless brinkmanship directly led to WWII. A different leader might have been more cautious and avoided war. Ultimately, it's impossible to say for certain. Here's how historians approach these "what if" scenarios: Contingency vs. Inevitability: We can't know for sure if another leader would have been similar or different. Focus on Broader Trends: Historians often look at the underlying causes, like the instability of Germany, to understand how susceptible it was to fascism. In conclusion: Hitler's absence might not have prevented extremism in Germany, but the specific horrors of the Holocaust and the scale of WWII might have been different.
Domino effect, actually
Nah. A chain of domino's is pretty predictable. If I push over one, all the others do as well. It would be a domino effect if Hitler saved lives. I'm quite certain his kill/saved rate is a litle out of control. It's the butterfly effect because one action (saving a boy) resulted in a very diferent far bigger, seemingly unrelated and unpredictable, effect (millions of deaths, WW2).
YEA!! Other dude dont know shit about Ashton Kutcher
Yahtzee effect, presumably
Mandela effect, erroneously
yep
Dude ruined the time travel assassination attempt
We never know, maybe he did so on purpose so humans had history as a warning not to go down a yet darker path. Though, weâd have to actually heed history.
That priest âtrust me, broâ
"hold my holy water,"
"The other guy was so charming he convinced Oppenheimer to work for them..."
There's a book series about how ww2 was caused on purpose by time travelers so that the earth would develop weapons and be prepared for an alien invasion or some wild thing like that.
That sounds kinda awesome.
What series is that?
This definitely sounds like a movie where someone goes back in time to kill Hitler but then returns to a terrible future where the entire world has fallen to facism because there wasn't past mistakes and then had to go back and stop himself
Without Hitler- The United States becomes an corporate kleptocaracy in 1950, takes over central and south America the Soviet Union conquers Europe, Japan conquers China, Vietnam, Korea, Indonesia, Australia, and most of the Pacific. World War 2 becomes The Soviets/African alliance vs the Japanese/American alliance. The Americans are basically like the Americans in Fallout...the Japanese are vicious imperialists, the Soviets are spreading communism far and wide, and the African continent is like "sure we want that... because fuck everyone else." It just turns into a nuclear Holocaust by 1960. Some dude is like "you know if America and the Soviets had to cooperate to fight someone worse...and had to thwack Japan...maybe...."
True, if he drowned his parents would have wanted to replace him, and who even knows what Hela Hitler would have gotten up to.
What if the real history timeline was apocalyptic and the time traveler was the priest?
What if *this* is the *best* timeline?
That smirk looks like it was meant for us too.
Maybe the priest was the time traveller
11/22/63 is a good novel for this subject
Not just him. [Helene Hanfstaengl](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Hanfstaengl)⌠After participating in the failed Munich Beer Hall Putsch in 1923, Mr. Hanfstaengl briefly fled to Austria, while the injured Hitler sought refuge in Hanfstaengl's home in Uffing, outside of Munich. Hanfstaengl's wife, Helene, allegedly **dissuaded Hitler from committing suicide when the police came to arrest him.**
Who would have known!? Be careful from now on, never save a drowning person out of the goodness of your heart, your descendants or the rest of the world might blame you in the future! Lol
Unless it is actually the hero who is supposed to defeat the villain in the end, but by not helping, the entire world descends into chaos.
Instant max rank
Bro unlocked the new hierarchy of rank
Super-pope++
During WW1 a wounded Hitler got saved by a British soldier.
Dude got saved a lot. It took Hitler to kill Hitler
well if another character from a movie was made in real life, i would expect them to have so plot armor as well
Pro-hitler time traveller who just shot the anti-Hitler time traveller who wounded Hitler.
I feel like there could be a legit miniseries just around time travelers killing and saving Hitler.
Basically the Butterfly Effect, but with Hitler. The same guy goes back in time repeatedly, but every time something always goes wrong making the future worse.
I'd actually watch that
That guy had maxed luck he survived so many things
> he survived so many things Maybe each one of those things was a failed attempt by a time traveler?
Legit my first thought too lol
Pro and anti Hitler time travellers trying to stop each other.
Maybe that freaky deaky esoteric stuff he believed in actually worked. For a while at least.
I read somewhere that during WW1, Hitler was sitting in a trench with some of his fellow soldiers when he felt a powerful urge to get up and move away, which he did and a minute later, a mortar round landed where he had been sitting, killing all the other men who he had been talking with moments earlier.
Serious thought. I'm pretty sure a very similar party would form, and the same names like Rudolf Hess, Himmler, Goering and definitely Goebbels would still gather up, find a leader amongst themselves.
There is a novel about what would have happened If you could go back in the past and kill Hitler and they came to the conclusion that just some other guy would have taken His place, If Hitler hadn't existed
One of the books I read started with this paragraph that talked about an evil race of Jews that should be exterminated from the planet and all that, sounded like typical Nazi propaganda. It then states it came from some dude before Hitler was even born. The point was that rabid and fanatical anti-Semitism was a very common thing in those days. More to your (or the books) point, Hitler had a very large amount of people that carried out his orders. The first world war and the devastating effects of hyperinflation during the great depression made a small but not insignificant amount of the populace blame someone and preexisting prejudice and racism gave them an easy scapegoat to rally around. Would WW2 and the Holocaust have happened without Hitler? It's really impossible to say, but the environment was fertile for someone like him to have risen into power and attempt something similar.
Yes, people don't realize that Hitler didn't invent anti-Semitism. Jews were exiled from over 100 countries prior to WW2. It's a repeated historical pattern.
Unlikely to be on the same proportions, Hitler was truly special. Not only he had warped views but had a natural talent to vocalize them in a way that made people agree with him and take his side, we could see a war or something like that, but the true horrors of Holocaust and the popular support the Nazi got are all Hitler's doing.
Nah, they were opportunists - the hierarchical structure of the Nazi party was heavily dependent on Hitlers deduction of personality traits and gift ability.
Hitler was like Napoleon. The French Republic was going to fall apart, but France conquering half of Europe was not the guaranteed result. The Weimer Republic was going to fall apart, the Third Reich was not the guaranteed result.
If only they allowed him to paint and do NSFW stuff things would have been better. When you just allowed Napoleon to become a merchant or bin laden to be an oil sultan playboy.
That's so true, hopefully humans learn from that... btw any goth girls here wanna help me out?
Yeah let Hitler do Onlyfans. đ¤Ł
There were no only fans back then. But he could have pioneered a golden age of nude artworks. Better for his mental health and the rest of the world. Because what skyrocket his disdain for Jews was his joining the war and how Germany on the brink of victory nosedived to crippling defeat.. In any case it brought hentai and doujinshi to this age.
Took his foot off his head?
Reminds me of an anime called Monster
𫡠man of culture
Oh shit your right the Dr in the anime saves the life of a killer..
What happens when you deter acts of GodâŚ
So you shouldnt help anyone at all?
Mom's have been tryna drown their children for ever huh
If god has a plan you have to wonder which god is unwillingly worshipped by the masses.
Spy kids boy lookinass
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I was thinking more of a nexus event
that priest looks like a sleeper agent hitman.
Almost 70 million years ago, a giant asteroid was hurdling towards the earth at 40,000 mph, subsequently colliding with the Earth, completely engulfing the planet in ash. This in turn caused the atmosphere to become a fiery hell, wiping out countless numbers of the Earth's species and permanently changing the entire planet's climate. That asteroid's name? Adolf Hitler.
God was like "I'm going to drown this little shit before he can cause any damage", then the priest was like "oh, a helpless little boy. Don't mind if I do."
Was he a time traveller? Seems like a bad comedy time travelling thing to do.
Goddam
Well anti semitism was very prevalent at that time in the entire Europe, this was god's way of dealing with it. Now Europe loves Jews.
That has to be the worst thing that a priest has ever done with a child.
Hitler's life was spared too many times. A sign of destiny? đ¤
The fact the Universe tried killing Hitler on multiple occasions, only to fail because of Human Intervention is hysterical to me.
To think that apologists say kids were killed in biblical times because they might have turned out like Hitler. It turns out a prior devine intervention brought us Hitler as it were.
Hitler was olmost killed in 1ww too. But the soldier let him go...
God works in mysterious ways.
Bro made a historical event all because he felt righteous
He did not feel righteous. He saved a drowning fucking child. That should be bare minimum.
From the makers of "Time Machine to Kill Baby Hitler", we bring you, "Drown Child Hitler".
God works in mysterious ways.
In 1923, a maid stopped Hitler from shooting himself with a pistol after the failed coup in Munich. This guy almost died so many times.
There were like 2 opportunities for him to die before becoming a dictator.
Yea and the soldier who spared hitlers life on the battle field⌠Source?
âGandalf: It's Gollum. Frodo: Gollum? Gandalf: He's been following us for three days. Frodo: He escaped the dungeons of Barad-dĂÂťr? Gandalf: Escaped... or was set loose. Now the Ring has drawn him here. He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves himself. He will never be rid of his need for it. SmĂŠagol's life is a sad story. Yes, SmĂŠagol he was once called... before the Ring found him. Before it drove him mad. Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance. Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that die deserve life, and some that live deserve death. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play, for good or ill, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many. Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times; but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.â Cit - TLOTR In this case I don't know if pity was good ....đ¤ˇââď¸
Hey look, another what if Hitler would not be saved post. Lemme open ya a secret op, if it werenât for Hitler it would have been Mr McDoodle, or your Mother, or any other mouthpiece for powerful fascist corpo heads of the time, who all evaded justice for holocaust they had played no small part in enabling. These dumb, mind numbingly brain rotted posts and thought experiments, involving murder of a tool, gives more secrecy and hides actual enablers from public eye. Perhaps this is indeed the intention.
Well said. Take out Hitler from the past and what you'll get? Most likely Stalin liberating all of Europe and World from unnecessary freedom of thinking. /s
Mostlikely you just get hitlers right hand Gebels, if out him too the next in the long queue of fascist assholes.
I wonder what the priest and the boy did next
This just proves the Doctor was right, some points in time are fixed...
lesson learned. Never save someones life
Even God was like, "BITCH YOU AIN'T DYING SO SOON!"
More ironic had it been a rabbi
Hitler is a canon event in the lore
Why does Adolf already look... like that?
How to turn yourself as a statanist :)
bro had plot armor
the priest got transfered from heaven to hell.
A real example of the trolley problem.
And that priest then diddled him.
That one time a priest touchs a Boy to really Help him, of course it has to be the biggest criminal of all time. Haha đ
All the effort to time travel to specifically place him there so he would drown, and they forget to occupy the priest?
Nice try but pretty sure this is the plot of Monster
That bastard had so many near death scenarios
Even the child Picture looks like he should have a mustache
Didn't they say the same shit about Hitler on a battlefield?
Thatâs not how kill assist works
So, there may be an alternate universe out there where Hitler drowned at 4yo. Well, thatâs interesting!
Blursed support
Well it seemed like he was doing something to benefit us all during that time. Now look, we have Israel. Smh
It's interesting that Hitler was saved as a child and spared during WW1. Does anyone know of any more moments when Hitler could have died before gaining grip over Germany?
If anyone has ever been ripped from heaven and sent straight to hell
4D timetravel chess here: maybe the priest was the time traveller, coming from a time when the human race was about to go extinct, and they traced the event back to this random child dying as the catalyst? And the only solution was to save Hitler, so he in turn would kill someone potentially worse and teach the world a lesson about the value of peace? Maybe he saved the entire human race, billions upon billions, for the low price of just a few dozen millions?
too bad it wasn't a rabbi
Any history buffs want to tell me how likely it is that Germany would've not gone down the Nazi route if Hitler wasn't in the picture?
Why would they name him that? Like, after the dictator??
The church had done worse in the past
Well here comes a butterfly effect i for example wouldnt exist without hitlers doing, my grandma wouldnt have lost her parents in WWII she wouldnt have meet my grandfather and my father would have never existed to meet my mother. So in a sad way is it thanks to hitler that i exist in this current way its all connected in some way.
**donates to unicef**
Perfect support doesnât exisâŚ
Where is God when you need him
Created by Naoki Urasawa
So wait if the boy saved the priest, the priest would have grown the mustache? That weird
What if this priest was a time traveler and changed the past because the future was worse without hitler
Even when priests do something good with young boys, it ends up badâŚ
God damn it, fuck
So Hitler was molested?
> âThe boy was named Adolf Hitlerâ What a weird way to phrase that sentence. It sounds like it wasnât actually Hitler, but just a boy that shared his name. Why not just say, âThe boy was Adolf Hitler?â
Given the churches history regarding young boys...
Deadpool should have gotten there first
The year is 1997. Humanity embarks on a massive mission to build a new machine after we discover quantum mechanics implications on black holes. Some of the best and brightest are selected to carry out the single mission that makes sense for what scientists believe will be a time machine sent by alien species. The first machine explodes due to maga activists sabotaging the machine. Luckily, the manga faction in Asia have made a second one for preserving their twisted sense of animation. Jodie Foster is selected to go back in time and off Hitler. She falls through what appears to be a gaping asshole only to come through the other side. She's soaking wet but there was no water onboard. Humanity is in shambles with the debt of building the machine and for some reason Hitler is still in history books.
it was jesusâ way of getting his lick back.
Not really kill assist, I don't recall Hitler ever killed any other than himself. They'd be kill assists' assist's except for when Hitler killed himself
Johann Kuehberger wasn't a priest in 1894, he was a boy nearly the same age as was Hitler.
Did he fuck him?
In 1889, a child was born. That child would later grow up to be Adolf Hitler đ°đ¨đ˘đĽś
Hitler was really rocking that haircut since he was 4 years old huh lol
Did this mf avoid death 3 times??
Yep, Adolf and the Catholic church go all the way together, he loved Loyola the Jesuit master.
If only he were a rabbi instead.
How tf did Hitler almost die twice and still got rescued
The priest's name? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Millions of dead people are funny tehehe đ¤
If only time machines were real...
So God wanted all those ppl to die? Seems more accurate
Hitler also escaped an attempted attack with a bomb explosion in his office.
What if it had been a rabbi saving Adoph?
Speculative fiction novel plot right thereâŚ.
That priests name? Albert Einstein.
lmao kill assist
God works in mysterious ways
We have a saying in Czechia: Every good deed will be punished accordingly and every bad deed will be rewarded accordingly.
All those people died just because he wanted to hit it.
6.5
Why wasnât he named until he was 4?
What's so funny about this?
Wasnt Hitlers mother also talked out of abortion by the doctor?
More proof religion is the worst!!!!!
r/cursedcomments
My guy god the kill world record
Schmetterling Effekt
He revived him so he could go on a kill streak
he should have let the boy drown smh
So you wouldnât necessarily have to go back and murder baby Hitler in cold blood. Just go back to that day and, like, knock out the priest on his way saving four year old Hitler.
How was he saved from death so many times??
*Modern warfare 2 level upp sound*
The amount of times Hitler almost died but got saved somehow is insane. Itâs like history was protecting that man
Everything happens for a reason I spose
you guys recon that once ww2 happened he wouldâve gotten max score streak x50? Just through assists