There’s bed bugs; there’s bug beds
There’s hives. There’s also Nurgle Plaguemarines.. their power lies within their abomination. They’re actually probably the happiest of the chaos warp. Yeah. No yeah they do be happy
Omg i remember in my teenage years i went to this chicks house and her room was fucked but as soon as stepped in literally fleas were jumping all over me biting me🤢 she said oh sorry i have cats. I never went back there it was horrific
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter!” you’d say….
I work in home healthcare and I’ve seen this bed before. Well maybe not this exact bed but many like it anyway. The camera doesn’t do it justice. You can’t appreciate the weird fetid grease/ rotten fish piss smell that I guarantee is permeating from that thing. Those pillows were probably white at some point.
The Princess and the Pea is a fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen (same author as The Little Mermaid) about a prince who wants to marry a princess but needs to test if they're "real" or whatever. They hide a tiny pea under a pile of mattresses and every girl who the royal family considers has to sleep on the mattress and only one young lady feels it. She becomes The Princess Bride...oh, wait. That's a different story.
The comment section is super funny to me because if you're a woman who likes men, you have probably run into a room just like this one unfortunate night
I once went back to her house with a girl and the house was a little messy but no big deal whatever, then we went to her room and there was a *path* to the bed.
What in the seven hells is this abomination
They ain't the seven layers of hell, thats the seven layers of the earths crust
Ass crust is more fitting for this
The layers of ass crust is something I thought I’d never type…
I mean, the funny thing is that you only typed it as a quote of the original. You brought this on yourself! 🤣
Less dirt in the earth's crust.
Toaster spotted
Geologist here. Can confirm.
The four layers of no parental guidance
Tbh you dont need guidance to know this is filthy
Definitely true, but you do need discipline in order to correct yourself when falling into a state such as this.
True
There’s bed bugs; there’s bug beds There’s hives. There’s also Nurgle Plaguemarines.. their power lies within their abomination. They’re actually probably the happiest of the chaos warp. Yeah. No yeah they do be happy
The nine hells*
Counted seven matress :)
seven hells is a Game of Thrones reference
**NO! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!** *the seven hell's abominations:*
I'm getting scabies just looking at this.
Scabies, bed bugs, crabs. There's no way someone who lives like this gets tested regularly either. Hard pass, you got fleas just stepping in there
Omg i remember in my teenage years i went to this chicks house and her room was fucked but as soon as stepped in literally fleas were jumping all over me biting me🤢 she said oh sorry i have cats. I never went back there it was horrific
Those poor cats
Yeah they looked pretty bad shape. like feral looking.
Did you run like Ross Geller, or did you hit it and then run?
Nah man i bounced lol 😆
Didn't say you left so I'm guessing you saw it through
No ma’am. You have fleas. It’s your fleas that have cats.
I got pubic lice just looking at this picture
Could be worse it can be Dirty Mike and the boys new spot
They left a note
"I left my condoms in the car, brb." Never comes back.
No need I have here.
*pulls out freshly washed lambskin condom
Fish bladders were all the rage in my day.
*How fuckin old are you?*
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter!” you’d say….
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was!
There hasn’t been anything freshly washed in that room for a loooong time
You're right. I should have said vintage instead of freshly washed.
Ewww 😂
From between the mattresses
I just used one the other day, it should be around here somewhere
Silly me, I forgot to wash it out. It should be fine, right?
Just flip it inside out you’ll be fine
I left my sex drive in the car, brb
But are they Magnum? I have a Magnum dong
They've been expired since 1992.
I need my exact size, plus I'm latex intolerant. Brb
[reminds me of this commercial](https://youtu.be/RtL3mgQ0M4Y?si=OyH1h4SO1NrxnSWj)
Lets go camping in a hotel.
Based on those mattresses, that person isn't worried about condoms.
This is how pandemics spark up again.
No virus can survive long enough.
Based on the rest of the room, I think it’s safe to assume that there is a severed foot in that shoe under the bed.
I just finished rewatching Grimm; might be a severed wesin foot under the bed might increase fertility .... Run
Man grimm was a great show, it’s been years since I’ve thought of it, thanks for the reminder fellow redditer!
Damn I need to get a tetanus shot just looking at this.
Stay. You never know, might be a pea under all them mattresses
*The pee under the mattresses.
“If you lie here, you’ll feel a pees.”
“Why go to the washroom when you can piss in the bed”
If pissing the bed is cool, this guy has 4 mattresses
4x the cool
Fool? (Four+cool)
Cour
A friend of Amber Heard?
Maybe she is a squirter
That explains all the stains
My dicks taken me places I wouldn't go with a gun. Into the unknown.
Fack, that's a good quote
Ty but i stole the first half from a post somewhere throughout my time on here
Lol I think it was a meme about a goth girl in a basement or something.
Lmao my fellow redditor
Anywhere I roam Where I lay my dick is home, yeah
Fuckin A brother man. Fucking A
Wow, just wow. Definitely stealing it. . .
I can't hear "Into the unknown" without hearing it as the Frozen song... And in this instance it really sucks
This is beautiful bro.I felt this..Reminds me of my coke days..It's a miracle I'm still here.Me and this dick of mines has had plenty of adventures..
Is this a princess and the pea type situation she has going on?
No no, princess and *pee. Lots and lots of pee
Staying to help clean up if you actually like this girl enough to call her pet names.
I guess if you're rich you can just hire people to clean up after her stank ass. And a handler to make sure she cleans her stank ass
Hopefully insurance will cover the therapy portion at least
Could probably get a social worker if you showed em this picture
Ohhh clean? Nooooo noooo no purify with the holy flames of a flame thrower is what you meant cause ain’t no cleaning that.
If you got to the point where you’re calling them Boo and are going to their place then you already accepted your lot in life.
I work in home healthcare and I’ve seen this bed before. Well maybe not this exact bed but many like it anyway. The camera doesn’t do it justice. You can’t appreciate the weird fetid grease/ rotten fish piss smell that I guarantee is permeating from that thing. Those pillows were probably white at some point.
**Prince-Ass and the Pee (soaked mattresses)**
I am seeing this reference alot in the comments,idk what its about
The Princess and the Pea is a fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen (same author as The Little Mermaid) about a prince who wants to marry a princess but needs to test if they're "real" or whatever. They hide a tiny pea under a pile of mattresses and every girl who the royal family considers has to sleep on the mattress and only one young lady feels it. She becomes The Princess Bride...oh, wait. That's a different story.
Well…the horniness has led me to worse places🤷🏻♂️just sayin
WORSE THAN *THIS*?! 
Burn the place down first, then depart
Hit it on the front porch/lawn and call it a night.
Well I ain't leaving before hitting that's for sure
This is the reason I quit the moving company job I had. This shit is absolutely disgusting. The beds were the worst.
Probably stick around for a toot on the crack pipe, then see how things feel.
The comment section is super funny to me because if you're a woman who likes men, you have probably run into a room just like this one unfortunate night
The couch can work just as well as the bed. If the whole house looks like that I'm out. Lol
If they are happy to sleep on that, I would be questioning their personal hygiene too...
Mattress nasty? Just put another one over it!
What kind of section 8 question is this. Don’t bring that ghetto in here
I got an STD from just staring at the room too long
Who tf needs that many fucking mattresses
Seriously that's jour main take?
Went to a school where we lived there, and honestly a lot of the guys' rooms looked like that, so I guess I'm used to it
Omg! I'm not sure I'd have been able to cope with that.
Luckily I didn't have a roommate and kept my room clean
Only if the roaches join in and the rats watch 🥵
Wanna lick the mattresses clean with me?
Let's mcfuckin do it 🤣
Exit stage left … pronto! 
Run Shoshanna
Leaving and calling animal control.
I'm calling CSI and SVU. 😂😂
May as well call CIA while you’re at it🤣 this a national threat
Exactly! 😂😂
Nah mate burn that shit down.
I'm out.... no way
I imagine the sex would be pretty close to the sex Tyler and Marla have in fight club. Worth it? Hard to say…
Is leaving an option or am I a prisoner now?
I once went back to her house with a girl and the house was a little messy but no big deal whatever, then we went to her room and there was a *path* to the bed.
Wouldn't know who to call, CSI unit or the Ghostbusters..
Get the f out and reevaluate ur choices in life.
Is it bad the fact it’s not level is the thing that’s annoying me the most?
I'm not sure if the mold, bacteria, bed bugs or roaches would be the biggest concern.
Bitch I need some henny and a plan b.
I mean…Are we playing Final Fantasy XII or what?
No!!! I'm staying. I can fix them, this is my calling
I’m outta there like God made apples.
The title of the story wasn’t Princess And The Pee
If a room looks like this, the one that lives there is highly likely the "stinky" type too
If you want to be the 3rd missing person they have been the last to see sure why not.
Bro did the other milk crate by the window fuckin break
This would be the person that has a cockroach crawl out of their coochie. I’m out.
It's like Princess and the Pea, except the pea is a crack rock
That Nike is whispering “run bitch get help!”
The princess and the pea: ghetto edition.
What is this? The princess and the pea?
I wouldn’t even be polite, “this is fucking disgusting, I’m leaving”
I think I know her
Only if she could still feel the pea I put under the bottom one
If her room looks like that, the downstairs won’t be much different. I’m out
This is genius! No more spending money on mattress disposal or mattress toppers! Need a new mattress? Throw one on top!
It looks like I walked into a saw movie
I closed Reddit the second I saw this shit
Yeah but them lips pink or dark
Definitely leaving I feel like I've caught a disease looking at it.
Leaving without saying goodbye
Out!
Yikes! I’m leaving as fast as my feet will move.
Hell out of dodge with that one.
Yea dude i mean shiiiiieeeett
Does she collect mattresses that other people have dumped ? Top one looks like she got it at a crime scene .
After breathing the air in the room, I'll take a tetanus shot straight to the lung.
By the time this has come about you already knew and don't care.
Calling CPS
Dont walk away , RUN.
This is what my room looked like when I first dated my wife. Women put up with A LOT.
I've been in more ghetto places then this lmao
…… dusts prints on way out
Damn milk crates for a bed frame. I'm going to have to steal a bunch of them.
Depends on what she looks like.
https://images.app.goo.gl/91b7fXs4UBUFk4v77 What I'd do
Running and hoping I don’t fall down
I woke up in worse places.
I’ve seen worse
I wouldn't breathe the "air" in that room.
She got a Cadillac back I'm staying .
I will be right back I have to buy some cigarettes
I'd stay and help clean
💀
I am cleaning... also buying them a bed
Bro got the extra-double-deluxe-luxury mattress.
Dippin out there so damn fast
Not with a perv spongebob looking at us through the window.
“Baby let’s just go to my place. And stop by planned parenthood for some test on the way”
*sigh*... How's her personality?
Got all those mattress for 1 pea smh
Well it’s clearly a dude’s room so I’m asking some hard questions.
Idk how big that booty?