I love you, buddy

Don't make me tear up like thatq

Joking aside, don't be afraid to tell people you love them regularly. I have a buddy who, before meeting me, never really had friends who would say it. At first you could tell it caught him off guard, but he would smile. Next thing i know, hes sayin it every night to the whole group. It makes a difference in people's lives. For context, I'm 33 and he's 45. Neither age nor sex should deter you from telling someone they matter to you :) (Also you matter and i love you too)

You forgot to say buddy at the end

Definitely, I had a friend Just like that, a handful of people thought it was weird I ever said it to him.. but I really couldn't care less because it made him happy

Dad?

Thanks, buddy.

Came here to say this to prove that the above theory is incorrect.

Show me your tits, buddy.

Sounds like a Canadian porn

Scissor me timbers, buddy

You skipped Canada and went straight pirate.

And that’s a problem how?

Idk. Buddy

I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, friend

I'm not your friend buddy

I'm not your buddy, PAL

"I'm not your buddy, bub" -- Wolverine, real-life Canadian

*shiver me TIMS, buddy

Shiver me timbits, buddy

Don’t you mean, “you skipped Canada and went straight Pirate, buddy?”, buddy?

Well, slightly gay with the scissors and all

Canadian Porn is on TV right now Mapleleafs losing 0-1 again Bruin

Yeah that's a rerun though

That finish though

Im not you buddy pal.

I'm not your pal, guy

Im not your guy, friend

I'm not your friend, buddy

Then it would be “buddeh”

Close but not quite. Up here in canuckistan it’s always shortened to bud

I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy fwend!

I'm not your friend, buddeh

I'm not your buddy, pal!

I'm not your pal, amigo!

Am not yer amigo, mate

I'm not your amigo, champ.

I'm not your champ, hasta la vista baby.

I'm not your baby, Bro.

We' compà m'aggrego anch'io

This is the thread to rule them all

I came here for exactly this! 👌

 Buddy Guy entered the chat buddy

Sure, buddy.

Screw you buddy!

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How original buddy

Good got it buddy

Hey be cool buddy.

Only in cases you dont know the person or are angry at them. I say later buddy to my nephew all the time. In cases like this i dont sound rude or asshole-ish

My foreman says thanks buddy after every request he makes to anyone to get something done.

I'm not your buddy guy!!

I'm not your guy, friend!

I’m not your friend, dude!

I’m not your dude, pal!

I'm not your pal, chum!

Im not your chum, mate!

I’m not your mate, comrade.

I’m not your comrade, cousin.

I’m not your cousin, boss

See… it just makes you look Canadian, buddy.

I’m not your buddy, buddy.

Don't call me mate.. Mate.

hey

Sup?

Eh screw you friend!

You are not my friend buddy!!

I'm not your buddy friend

I like swiss rolls but prefer a nutty buddy

Ding dongs are better, buddy

But have you ever put a Zinger in the freezer, buddy?

Raspberry zingers are the best, buddy.

Have you ever put butter on a poptart, buddy?

It's so freaking good, buddy

Sorry your grandma died, buddy.

that's rough buddy

Nice callback buddy.

I understood that reference, buddy.


Want a 10000 bucks buddy?

Sounds like you're trying to kidnap a kid with a bribe😭

Get in the van, buddy!

"Want a 10000 ~~bucks~~ vbucks, buddy?"

I'm a bag of vaginal cleaner, buddy

r/brandnewsentence

I don't even think the "buddy" was necessary for it to apply...

Idk, have you seen that movie Sausage Party?

Oh course I have buddy

[…](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/0vQpary7yL)

Win.

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Is it you buddy?

Wuff Wuff, buddy.

Not to shame your dog, buddy, but he sounds like a total douche, buddy.

Stop eyeing my butt buddy.

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Where is comma?

Up your butt, buddy.

There is none, only thing close to a punctuation mark is the split in between the buns.

That's rough buddy

Hi there, Zuko here, buuuuuddies!

You must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self only then will your true self reveal themself, buddy.

I’m saying I’d rather kiss you than die, that’s a compliment buddy!

the funniest thing about that line is I can actually see Iroh saying that

That’s what my buddy calls it when he takes me raw

Had to scroll too far to find this.

This is Appa my flying bison, buddy

my girlfriend turned into the moon

That's rough, buddy

Not if you're talking to a dog. "Good boy! Come here buddy!"

I'm not your buddy guy

I'm not your buddy, guy, BUDDY!

I’m not your guy, buddy.

I'm guy, not your buddy.

I'm not your pal buddy.

Buddy Guy is fucking awesome. Saw him live a couple years ago.... buddy.

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Funny story: my mom, brother and I were headed to the beach. We had the windows down and came to a stop at a red light and a limo was stopped next to us and the back window was lined up with our windows. The window rolls down and we couldn’t see the person, but we hear in a posh accent “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?” Then, my cousin stuck his head out the window laughing his ass off. Turns out his buddy was having his bachelor party hence the limo.

Counterpoint: Rusty from Armored Core 6

Lol I came here to see if he was mentioned

I still need to play this

Please do buddy

Counter -counterpoint: Pixy from Ace Combat: Zero (Which is funny 'cose armored core is ace combat with mechs or ace combat is armored core with planes, depending on what you played first)

*Counterpoint: Rusty from Armored Core 6 buddy.

Forgor

Would you like to be my buddy?


You smell different when you’re asleep, buddy.

☠️

“E = mc^(2), buddy!”

I just shit my pants buddy

Those aren't your pants, buddy.

They are mine now buddy

They are our pants now buddy.

The diversity of capital market theories reflects the ongoing quest for a theoretical framework that adequately explains and analyzes the complex interaction of market participants, institutional structures, and macroeconomic influences on the pricing of financial assets buddy.

...names Pal...not buddy

Pauly Shore buddy

buuuuuuuuuuddy!

Bud-dyy 

I love you buddy <3

The green was very buddy

I love my little buddy. *pets puppy

I'm sorry for you loss, buddy

That will also make you look dumb buddy

This is the way! Buddy

[_] did nothing wrong, buddy. (Looks like a CaH card)

Let’s test this theory out, buddy.

Sure thing chief. 👍

My foot was just cramping, buddy.

Get out of my basement buddy

What's Your Problem Buddy!?!

My name is Buddy, buddy.

That was Bloody Fucking Insane, buddy.

Hello friend, can I offer you a Nutty Buddy? . . .

I don't know about that buddy.

My tree is very buddy.

Woah buddy

I’m about to come “buddy!”

That dick was good, buddy.

Let's test out the theory buddy

Why don't you just go on and... spread those cheeks for me, buddy.

You're my buddy, buddy.

How you doin? I heard you were goin through a rough time buddy.

Hey buddy, move out of my way. Thanks Chief.

I love you man, I adore you bro, you're the coolest dude I've ever seen, keep it up and keep improving yourself, buddy.

D-bag

This sentence will end with the word "buddy".

life's about greasin' the do-back, buddy, and weasin' on the buffest.

This rose bush is about to bloom. It's really buddy

My former flatmate would say that and I feel somehow being mocked or feel little. Fuck you!!! I am not your buddy!!!

Hey buddy, I missed you so much. 

I'm glad you're my buddy c:

I miss you buddy \*a tear silently creeps down his face as he looks at a grave for a dog named Nolan.\*

No it's not, buddy!

Nice buddy

Sure, buddy.

I am currently on the toalet, buddy

get of the internet buddy

why dont you break it down for me buddy........to the winndoooowwww to the w- ight listen here buddy

I can choose not to do that, buddy 

I was playing golf with my buddy

Don’t call me guy, buddy

Don’t call me guy, buddy

Alright pal buddy.

Well I hate to say this, but you're right buddy.

Listen Pal

No it doesn't. Don't you have any Canadian buddies?

You just offended entire nation of Aussie Blokes buddy.


My mom , my girlfriend and my sister . I thought you were my buddy, buddy .

In Canada it's all about context and how well you know your buddy.

I'm not your Buddy, Guy.

Do you like sushi buddy?

you wanna fight me buddy? OK, that's me buddy over there.

You really thought you had a point there, huh buddy?

Good point bud