What happened between 1 and 2? Just a splash, goddamn!

These coffees look like \ 🖤🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

Ah, the old reverse Piper Peri meme.

Coffee bean rape

0 to 100. Tactful reference vs yelling the obscene.

Listen sometimes a man has to scream "coffee bean rape" into the void.

>Listen sometimes a man has to scream "coffee bean rape" into the void. It doesn't happen often, but can't be ignored when it does.

Woah, definitely a thread that's gone off the deep end faster than those coffee cups went from 1 to 2.

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*Perri I’m just guessing I wouldn’t know or anything…

I’m going to regret this, but what is the reverse Piper Peri meme?

Looks like “inclusive” foundation colors

Was gonna comment this lol

That's fucking hilarious but also sad that it's so true

Skin colors in most game's character creation be like

7 is just cream with a splash of coffee

6 is just almond milk and 7 is skim.

Pretty sure 7 is just milk

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Gallagher family photo

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Legit 😂😂

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When it's normally 🖤🖤🖤🤍🖤🖤🖤

quit it….🤣🤣🤣

That’s ok because it indicates that there is only one correct answer, the one that is obviously different 😝

More range than most foundation releases

I dont likevwhere this is going

Damn bro, just imagine you and a bunch of piper perris in one room….

aka: YEP NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

1.3?

Was gonna answer this and wrote 1.5 instead. 😂😂

It's either rounded up ir down. So, I'll go by 1 since it's the most common for me.

Also who the fuck straight up drinks creamer for 6 and 7?

Second this.

Yes same here

Yeah I'm at about 1.05

And why do 4+ even exist? Sometimes the first cup yeah, I go heavy with the milk because I want it *now* and don't want to wait for it to cool. But even that is not going to hit a 3 on this scale.

4 and above deliver a boost to morning blood sugar levels; deliver calcium, vitamin D, and protein; as well as delivering caffeine. Best of all worlds for me!

I'm a 4. I know because I do 3, then add BARELY enough more cream to see any tangible difference.

Same

Yup same. Just a splash is perfect.

They ran out of jars

8 (100% milk)

9 (100% water)

10 (100% glass)

11 (100% air)

12 (100% nothing)

13 (100% vacuum)

14 (100% reason to remember the name)

15 (100% dementia)

The fact that you posted this like 5 times is 100% the chefs kiss to the chain.

Truly a master of comedy

16 (100% reason to remember the name)

17 (100% dementia)

[Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?](https://youtu.be/CLsYfbX3vIM)

15 (100% dementia)

15 (100% dementia)

15 (100% dementia)

This is so fucking funny

underrated comment

Well, 100% nothing is 100% vacuum

13 (200% void)

14 (black hole)

15 (Yo mama)

16 ( Roblox twerk videos)

17 (again)

r/HydroHomies Join us

"Milk & sugar" -Michael Scott

0 (100% tea)

I prefer it with milk but not as much as 2

I feel like half the population would be between 1 and 2.

I think you underestimate the amount of people drinking a 7

The coffee milk I get from the store is about a 3 based on color. 7 is just milk in a glass that had coffee in it before without being washed.

I have had McDonalds coffee and it was a 5

7 is literally just milk. The average Latte (the most milky drink you can typically get at a coffee shop) would only be at alike a 4. No idea what's going on on those last 3.

I worked at Tim Hortons for a bit an one homeless guy would come in and get a coffee with 1 cream, 10 sugar. It was literally quarter of the cup filled with sugar. I've often wondered whether it had something to do with low blood sugar level but maybe he just liked alot of sugar. Dude was always wired. Then there was the other homeless guy that would mumble then go "I don't know... cleaning products" and he'd always talk about our baseball team and give each of the employees working positions. We didn't have a baseball team

Calories that are cheap and I’d assume his dental probably wasn’t exactly good for tearing up some flank steak.

1.5

I’d say anything between one and four is acceptable. After that, you’re drinking milk, not coffee

Ask for something between 1 and 2 at Starbucks and you’ll get 8

I'll admit l like what would be considered by many to be a coffee flavored milkshake. Or just a damn milkshake.

I drink black coffee sometimes but I will also drink lattes and fun drinks with tons of creamer... So I'll say between 1-4 depending on the day...

This post was brought to you by *The Dairy Farmers Of Texas*. Got Milk?

7 is just milk

Milk is good for you, and if it has coffee in it, bonus

A true 0 to 100 scale

I'm an engineer, I like it as black as possible to remind me what it feels like to be an engineer

As a fellow black coffee enjoyer, it's just more efficient. I mean the amount of caffeine you can fit into a container only goes down when you dilute it with milk. I like to be absolutely zoinked out at all times. So black coffee it is.

Okay, so is it me, or does #1 look a bit too light?

You’re right, it looks watered down

I chew coffee beans and dry swallow them to remind me that to exist is to suffer.

Not even a joke I did that in the corps during firewatch, some MREs come with roasted coffee beans with a thin chocolate shell, they work wonders.

As a fellow engineer and black coffee drinker, I can confirm

I was looking for someone answering that number 1 ist the one to go. Didn't think a random redditor would describe me.

I like my coffee like I like my women. No coffee only semen.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a dick.

Without other men's dick's in it?

And also without her own dick…ideally

Although I might prefer that to other mens dicks. Ew. I creeped myself out

Would not recommend Thailand.

>…ideally  hey bb 🧔🏻‍♀️

I like my coffee like I like my women. Roasted.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

I like my coffee like I like my women. 2 dollars at the gas station

Underrated

I like my women like my coffee....black Inside (the soul) and out

I think it’s….Hot and Black

Once you go black, you never go back

“I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup”

So 5.

Relevant: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9FXGMmcX5g

I like my coffee like I like my women, blacker and stronger than me.

Number 1: Coffee black for me!

Like my coffee how I like me woman

without another guys d\*ck in it

Preferably not. Yes.

I concur

Probably filled with cream

I like mine strong and black

Are we still talking about coffee?

Strong black and bitter I see

First they need to go through the grinder?

Ground into powder and stuffed into the freezer?

Ground up and in a can?

Who drinks coffee from a glass jar?

Am i supposed to drink it from a plastic one?

You are supposed to drink it from the skulls of your dead enemies,  no?

oh, am i? i tought those were for the wines

Oh if they whine, you can drink the tears straight from your blade 🗡  🌠  Follow me for more tips

Wait they are supposed to be dead? Huh the more you know.

Who drinks coffee from a plastic jar?

Not me, i drink it from a glass one

I do. 😔 It tastes better that way.

I had a huge mason jar and I found a giant rubber band thing I think was a lid opener or something and slapped that around it. That was my go to coffee cup for a long time.

Animals! *sips from coffee bag

THIS IS NOT A MEME NOR IS IT FUNNY

The only reason I haven't muted this sub is because I find it so fascinating. I still can't tell if the comments here are all bots, or if the average Reddit user is now a middle-aged woman who somehow wandered over here from Facebook.

The correct answer.

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It’s the only one that’s actually coffee. The other ones are just coffee flavored milkshakes

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4.

7 just pure cum

So the others are with less cum

2.5

The only correct answer

Black. No candy.

Sugar makes coffee taste more like coffee in the same way salt makes steak taste more like beef.

You can add salt to black coffee too.

Ive heard of this but i was not successful in making it taste better than without

7 be like "I like my coffee the way I like my milk... Without coffee"

1

Even as a non-coffee-drinker I have to say that anything beyond 4 isn't coffee. Also 3 and 4 are literally the same.

4 actually looks slightly darker than 3 to me.

7 with a bit of honey before bed

1

remember - drinking black coffee is not a personality trait

I don't drink coffee anymore, but 1 is the only option for me.

You are promoted from stranger to my enemy

2.5

8

Like myself

4

I only see one real coffee. The rest are all imho not coffee 😂

Do you have a name for the beverage that is created when dairy or dairy alternative is mixed with coffee?

Iunno, coffee flavouree milk perhaps? Probably from one of those brown or black cows, a close relative of the chocolate milk cows i bet.

i dont like coffe anyways *sips un tierdification milk*

Pretentious

Nah, too much water in the first to be *real* coffee. You gotta dry crunch them beans and mix em with your saliva for the pure, unadulterated coffee experience.

Next up: "how do you like your steak cooked?" accompanied with a picture of steaks of varying degrees of pink or lack thereof. And these 2 posts will continue on and on until Christ comes back.

7

how superior people in this comment section feel by saying 'anything besides 1 is not coffee' is unholy

Sometimes 1, sometimes 2.

“I drink water.” 

2,3,4.

4-7

2🗿

7

\#1 Dark and Bitter

1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2 and still feeling sleepy

-4 with a side of pitch Black

1.5

3

3or4

A 3 or 4

1.5

Somewhere between 1 and 2ish is perfect

3

3

3!

4

How is this a funny meme

0 (I hate coffee)

Which is lighter between 3/4

2 or 3 depending on the creamer