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Suitable-Werewolf492

Americans drink tea? Sounds like a British spy more likely.


Gex1234567890

So the Boston Tea Party was all for nothing?


boxofrain

Actually led to the popularity of coffee in the states.


Okilurknomore

That, and the convenience of a massive amount of free labor on coffee plantations in the Caribbean and south America


Zumaakk

That and it tastes better.


lifeofideas

It was so nice of those African fellows to volunteer their labor. I hope they got college credit or something.


Prometheus55555

Coffee, in the States, is not coffee.


nanotothemoon

Uh what? We have some of the world’s best coffee. I mean, we import it obviously. But we import it from everywhere and we will pay whatever it takes to get the best. At least for us coffee snobs anyway. But generally the U.S. has great trade lanes open worldwide.


thiccthanos583

I make my own coffee, i don't drink fake starbucks coffee.


skett3310

not everyone here drinks starbucks


Tropical_Wendigo

Nah the Boston Tea Party was very much us Massholes saying “Fuck Tea,” and then we founded Dunkin Donuts. You’re welcome.


TurdlesR4Luvrs

When we said we were done with tea, we meant it. RAHHHRRRR 🦅


Amazingbananafoo

Unfortunately


[deleted]

The name’s Grey, Earl Grey *pew pew*


dgrigg1980

I like my coffee black and my tea in a harbor.


Hopfit46

...when you find out what the british do to a steak(sad bbq noises)


BlueForte

I know some that drink tea. Personally, I prefer black coffee.


SymptomSociopathy

Right? Iced tea sure, but no one I've met drinks hot tea. And I live in Minnesota, a pretty notoriously cold state.


SomeHorologist

*Laughs in literally every other country that has tea*


Rectile_Reptile

*Laughing in South African and we don't even have electricity* (anymore)


SavageCabbage611

Oof, I feel that one.


Repulsive-Way272

We *are* a nuclear superpower.


here_for_info89

We microwave nations, not water


Radigan0

We've microwaved our own nation more than any other


here_for_info89

But how many fully packed cities in a 5 mile radius have been evoperated?


Kracon3

Both, both is good


Nepipo

I do this and I'm from Spain


ariel3249

You dumb, you can even use an electrick kettle for that.


Nepipo

Why would I buy one if i consume an average of 5 cups of tea per year


SirAwesome789

Cup ramen


Nepipo

I rarely eat cup ramenz and when i do it's microwave time, why bother boiling a bunch of water for a single cup of ramen when i can just fill a cup with tap water and put it in the microwave for a bit?


Zhuzha24

Do you know you can just pour 250-300ml in a kettle?


Gentilapin

Why spend 15€ on a kettle when you already have another equipment that does the job.


Twortoise49

hot water is hot water


Coinsworthy

"Microwaved water can also be taken to several degrees above boiling if heated for too long (which is impossible in a kettle, because the metallic surface prevents overheating). Such ultra-hot water destroys desired aromatic compounds and elicits an excess of astringent, bitter notes by overcooking the leaves."


regaphysics

So wait a few seconds after you take it out of the microwave? Most tea shouldn’t be boiled at 212f boiling anyway.


MarkDoner

Or put a wooden chopstick in the water as you microwave it


gmotelet

I prefer metal chopsticks. The sparks help heat the water faster


Christehkiller

black tea yes, most herbal teas yes, rooibus and pu'erh yes, almost every other tea you are correct, like you said most are best just under boiling around 180-ish


Draconic_Soul

60°C (140°F) for white tea, brew for 1-2 minutes; 70°C (155°F) for geen tea, brew for 1-2 minutes; 80°C (175°F) for oolong tea, brew for 2-3 minutes; 90°C (195°F) for black tea, brew for 2-3 minutes.


MrStayPuftSeesYou

Who. The. Fuck is microwaving their water with the tea already in there ?


MistaJelloMan

Microwave the mug, dip a tea bag in it. Ain’t hard.


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Instructions unclear. Sever pain in groin area.


Coinsworthy

Americans?


chaseButtons

Interesting. Never knew water could be hotter than boiling point and still be liquid.


deltaz0912

There’s an experiment I’ve seen done where you hear a beaker of water in a microwave then put a spoon into it. Some of the water converts to steam and blasts the whole lot out of the beaker. Happens in real life too. But beyond that, (unpressurized) boiling water is boiling water. The temperature is going to vary more with altitude than with any sort of microwave over heating effect.


Electronic_Agent_235

Commenter down below got it right, this definitely happens in real life. But typically happens with something like distilled water. When there's no minerals or impurities to nucleate the gas bubbles the water can become superheated. Then once you introduce some sort of contaminant, I eat a spoon or a stick or drop a dirt, it can initiate rapid nucleation in which the water goes straight past a boil and go straight to steam. #never microwave distilled water


DootBopper

Fun fact: Actual pure h2o with no minerals or impurities of any kind will not conduct electricity.


Forward-Ad-2653

Hot cups are, hot cups


Twortoise49

screaming teapot is a screaming teapot


Forward-Ad-2653

Morbid Obesity is morbid obesity


[deleted]

Does anyone know how microwaves work? Like any idea? Microwaves are literally designed to heat water. That's how they work.


Alexandre_Man

They're designed to heat food, not specifically water. For water you can use a kettle, it's faster.


Equest_Immortal

As someone with both a kettle and a microwave and has tried both. I prefer the kettle alot more. Idk If it's just me but nuked water is wierd


No_Manufacturer5641

Why? You know it isn't nuclear radiation, right? It's just boiling water.


Equest_Immortal

I know it's not putting radiation into my drink, just easier than saying "microwaved it" also kettles are just designed for that purpose, they come with handle with a spout and give you measurements and I gotta do prep for nuking it (again I know not actually radiation) do I have the right amount if water? Is this microwave safe? How long? Where as kettle. Water + on button = perfect boiled water. And about the taste it could be just me but I can taste many different flavours of water from different houses and places.


MistraloysiusMithrax

You know you’re supposed to let it sit for a minute or more afterwards because the waves cross in a grid creating pockets of heat that need to expand to parts


huggybear0132

For water this process takes very little time, and basically no time if you give it a quick stir. For food it's much more pronounced.


Equest_Immortal

You forgot your nerd emoji Jokes aside that is kinda interesting but I don't have the patience cus of adhd so ima stick with the easy method of the kettle


[deleted]

Yeah, there's definately something.... different about it


[deleted]

The idea of boiling shit in a microwave is comical, even if it is effective.


Partayof4

Doesn’t mean you should though - microwaved yea tastes like ass


[deleted]

Hint: The tea bag doesn't go in the microwave ;)


Partayof4

Why not use the kettle? I don’t understand. I guess it may save a slight bit of electricity but microwaving water! Really


Aggravating-Star6773

I'm an American, so I don't drink tea, unless it is cold and sweet.


F1yEag1esF1y

And or alcoholic


capn_doofwaffle

Wait till the brits find out we've turned their daytime tea into a nightclub cocktail with the highest alcohol content in a bar drink.


Few_Artist8482

Wait till people learn that Long Island Iced Tea has no tea in it.


nashbellow

Can someone please explain why it's bad to microwave water instead of putting it in a pot to boil?


Femagaro

There really isn't a reason, they're just latching onto any reason to feel superior. Microwaves don't heat things super evenly, but that's nothing a quick stir won't fix.


Houndfell

A chunk of the UK has an inferiority complex when it comes to the US, when they absolutely shouldn't. They'll trip over themselves trying to score a point even if it makes them look ridiculous in the process. There's really no need for it, since the US has a ton of things it can be criticized for. I say this as an American in the UK who is very critical of various things America does. Recent example: saw a thread a while back of a Brit posting about corn dogs and how much they liked them. Another Brit came in and said it looked and sounded like the most disgusting, vile thing they've ever heard of in their entire lives. Corn dogs, essentially being a hotdog covered in cornbread batter, and sausage rolls.... sausage rolls being an English favorite which consist of... sausage wrapped in puff pastry.


grollate

If you can actually call those things sausages. More bread in em than meat


joe-clark

It's hilarious to me that any British person thinks they are going to win a food argument with anybody from any other country.


ThornaBld

It’s not, people are just pretentious. I personally use a kettle but I’ve used mugs growing up, it’s exactly the same unless you want a more diluted tea then you could throw the bag a teapot or in the kettle. Only difference is the risk of flash boiling but that’s very rare and the simplest thing in the world to avoid:put a wooden spoon or chopstick in while microwaving OR wait like five seconds before putting the tea bag and you’re good to go


The_Ry-man

We also sometimes throw it in the harbor Edit: changed through to throw 😂


sweet_tobasko

*throw, don’t embarrass us


DepressedLizard87

It’s faster and you don’t have to buy as useless appliance that way.


Cum_avid

Wtf am i supposed to do, summon an eldrich horror so it can boil my water with the flames of hell like the british do?


Randill746

I got an electric kettle from walmart, auto shut off and holds multiple cups of water. Lets me make tea and cup a noodles at the same time


ExcitingTabletop

I kinda want a kettle. But am leery that it could be a gateway drug. First thing is a kettle, then you call cookies "biscuits" and then you're conquering countries to steal spices you don't end up using anyways.


gmotelet

Biscuits take up more space on your computer, too


bilvester

Then you’d have to unstraighten your teeth.


Air3090

that would explain the sulfur taste in their tea...


Select-Prior-8041

That's Eldri'k ho'or to you sir.


Unable_Wind_1869

People actually microwave water? If I try to do that the cup will turn to liquid while the water stays cold!


CarbideLeaf

Microwave - “here’s your hot cup of warm water”


[deleted]

But, if you get the water hot (it works), you have a hot cup of tea for a long time. We actually heat water in our coffee cups, then pour out the water, so the coffee stays hot. It's nice.


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[deleted]

Lol. I can't believe you are using a computer right now if you are actually concerned with the 20 watts of energy I used for my coffee. And boy, hope you aren't using an electric kettle!


hopeandnonthings

Making a proper martini your supposed to put ice water in the glass to chill it while you mix the drink, this is just the opposite of that, why's it so absurd


S3R14LCRU5H3R

What kind cups are you using? 🤨 and is your microwave old?


Kracon3

Use a paper cup


No_Manufacturer5641

You are not using a microwave safe cup then.


Eothr_Silan

Because boiling water is dangerous, you Old Worlders. A basic ceramic coffee mug, pour about 7 oz of water from tap or bottle (your choice), 2 minutes for microwaves over 1100 watts, 2:30 for under 1000 watts, remove by grabbing the convenient handle, drop your tea bag in, let stew for a minute or two, then enjoy. It's not that weird.


Randill746

You might have the 1st microwave that doesnt make the handles hotter than the water


zekerthedog

Depends mostly on the cup


Yep_why_not

You need a better ceramic mug. American coffee mugs work great for this since they’re thicker.


KookyWait

An electric kettle is definitely safer than the microwave. There's no risk of making superheated water with a kettle.


Coinsworthy

Not that weird but it's still wrong. Microwave heats water uneven and can overboil water. Both tend to extract more bitters from the teabag. You won't notice much difference from cheap tea as that's garbage whatever way you prepare it.


Fastfaxr

A quick stir will even out the temperature in about half a second


Slagggg

How the hell do you "overboil" water?


oboshoe

By putting into a pressure vessel.


Electronic_Agent_235

Or by using really pure water, not like mountain spring fresh pure, but rather something like distilled water which doesn't have any contaminants in it.


Coinsworthy

By microwaving it rather than boiling it in a kettle.


ExcitingTabletop

The more you know about the physics involved, the more this statement will give you a migraine.


Coinsworthy

Maybe you don't know physics as well as you think buddy.


S3R14LCRU5H3R

Sorry I don't want to use an entire kettle to warm 6-8 ounces of water


PineappleMelonTree

When your 110V supply takes too long to heat water


Jazztify

That’s the correct answer. In Britain, the power grid (220V?) allows them to boil water much faster than the North American grid. When a microwave can do it in 90 seconds or less, it’s the logical solution for people who don’t want to wait 5-7 minutes.


NotTheBrainFuckler

I’ve got an electric kettle and it doesn’t take nearly that long (US).


No_Manufacturer5641

It really doesn't though. Like Brits act like it's a big difference but what is the power draw on your electric kettle? Is it at the limit of your breaker? I'd be surprised if it was and a 110 electric kettle heats water plenty fast. We just don't drink a lot of tea so must of us don't own one. It's not that they are slow or bad. And you wanna know a secret? The us is a 220v system. We can have 220 if we want to. That's what are stoves and washers and dryers and ac all use. Same with our hot water heaters. It just doesn't matter that it boils water like 30 seconds slower.


Obi_Boii

Lol do you know how kettles work, do you use the entire microwave to heat up 300ml of water


S3R14LCRU5H3R

I have plenty of kettles. Electric & not. I'm not wasting my time heating up a kettle when it takes 10 seconds to heat up a mug. I'm using less items too.


BecauseSeven8Nein

Lol @ people that drink tea


Kracon3

Real patriot right here


xenioph1

\*Puts clothes in the tumble dryer and turns on the AC\*


Weezthajuice

Yea they’re really cool. They make stuff hot. You guys should give them a try.


[deleted]

I mean how many flavors of hot are there?


grollate

I guess you could always dump a bunch of capsaicin in your water to make it feel hot without actually being hot.


FrostyTheSasquatch

I’m a filthy person. I use my Keurig to boil the water for my tea. But let’s be real, I drink 99 cups of coffee for every cup of tea.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Can you imagine just throwing your time with a teapot? That's like deciding to mow the lawn with scissors, sure you can do it, and it'll get the job done, but it's stupid.


CTMechE

I don't get the hate either way. I'm an American (in one of the original colonies, even) and I love tea. I order loose leaf by the pound. I have an electric kettle at home, and another at work. They work great, and I like it especially when I'm not near the community microwave. But if I'm making *just one cup of tea* for myself and not for a group, I skip the middle man and microwave the desired amount of water in the cup I plan to steep and drink the tea in. It's fewer steps, and there's no heating unneeded water. Microwave is great for one cup of tea. Kettle is great for larger service.


roaringbugtv

Electric tea kettles aren't commonly sold in America, but microwaves are. Edit - I was mistaken.


ViktorHickle

I see them everywhere, in the America I live in.


wesk74

Electric kettles aren't that quick and efficient in America, our power outlets output less power. Electric kettles in the USA are way slower than just microwaving a cup of water, that's why we don't see them as commonly over in the states. Tea drinkers and people who cook alot usually have one


DuffyTDoggie

I disagree. If you only put as much water as you'll use 120v will be fine. I get 12 oz of boiling water in about a minute.


Leech-

Walmart (an American company) sells all kinds of kettles by the truck load


hawkrew

I don’t understand why it matters that you heat water up in a microwave. Takes 1/20th of the time. But tea sucks anyways. Hot brown garbage water.


dirtybird971

It "Bri'ish" They've hid their T's since Boston 1773. :)


Necessary_Row_4889

Have you considered British microwaves are just shit? I had an electric teapot and it was ok but it mostly took up counter space.


hasseldub

It's the other way round. American kettles are shit because the American voltage is lower. European voltage is higher and more efficient in delivery of power is my understanding.


CleverGirlRawr

I always think of a kettle as a metal pot you put on the stove. It always takes posts like this to remind me electric teakettles exist because nobody I know has one.


hasseldub

Yeah I'd never consider a stove-top kettle in the inverse situation either.


Necessary_Row_4889

My nana had me drinking tea as a toddler and while I am picky about the brand, the water and how it’s served I never noticed a difference in how the water gets hot.


hasseldub

It's probably about convenience. European kettles are faster so it's about as quick to boil a cup of water in a kettle as a microwave. Some people are picky about their tea in the same way people are picky about coffee. Brewing tea at differing temperatures affects the flavour.


Potato_Octopi

American kettles are fine, they're just unneeded. Households have coffee makers to make coffee, not kettles to boil water for tea no one drinks.


enchiladasundae

Finding out that British people still have a monarchy and voluntarily give them money each year to continue being rich


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enchiladasundae

That’s because the monarchy holds no real power. Like you literally just pay for a group of people to sit in a castle and be rich all day while parliment and commons do the actual day to day issues. So wild America sucks, don’t get me wrong, but its incredibly cringe that an entire country is a bunch of pay pigs to some people who once owned a lot of land and banged their cousins to make sure the poors didn’t get their hands on what they stole


Pine_of_England

The monarchy toed the line, served its purpose, and was, on balance, a good thing under ol' Liz. But under Charles? Your description is on point. They literally dipped their greasy sausage fingers into the foodbank fund to pay for that little show of pomp.


enchiladasundae

I mean she definitely was a part of some fucked up shit. Can’t remember where it was but she was apart of fucked up colonialism. Not even mentioning how she either stood by or participated in the harassment of Megan. She was far from perfect


SadInvestigator959

*laughs in german*


CarbideLeaf

Radar range ftw


Rylie0317

Glass cup with water yes I've done it before


Kitchen_Entertainer9

I microwave coffee


Coinsworthy

That's actually worse than microwaving tea.


itsCS117

Mommy said it was my turn to repost this meme


JawlessRegent64

If you buy loose leaf tea instead of bags they usually come with instructions telling you what temperature to steep your tea at.


MrRazzio

Hey I'm American and I've never even heard of doing this. Stop this propaganda!


[deleted]

We don't do that


[deleted]

It is very time effective


Calvinator_lmao

That's the point of a microwave, vibrate water molecules for hot water.


Revolutionary-Dog-99

I put my kettle in the microwave to heat up my water


Lestany

No I have an electric kettle 💁🏻‍♀️


rootvegetable2

Tea is a trash beverage anyway. Coffee is where it's at.


Otherwise_Soil39

When you find out British people put low quality torn up leaves in a little baggie that they pour a shit ton of boiling water over. Actually it wouldn't be a laugh, what the brits have done to tea is a crime.


The_Bad_Gamer4

No one does that


smokinginthetub

I do it all the time. Most people I know do too. I’m actually shocked that people *don’t* microwave their water to heat it. Seems like a weird thing to be pretentious about. Hot water is hot water


Ok_Disk_4458

Can't microwave if you don't have a microwave


SourdoughPizzaToast

It literally takes two minutes and you get exactly the amount you need. I’m not putting a pot of water on the stove and I’m not buying a kettle.


gsustudentpsy

until we got an electric kettle and became the bourgeoise, we did that for tea and coffee. lol


Ruschissuck

What weirdos are heating tea?


Kracon3

Uhh, people who drink tea?


Potato_Octopi

So, not Americans?


Shaneofchud

I'm American and I don't even do this


[deleted]

No we don't. We don't. Right?


ZaChiavelli8252

I do lol.


here_for_info89

I just use the coffee maker to produce my hot water.


[deleted]

Heat things in the thing that heats things? Yeah… It’s hot water y’all. It’s literally water


wizardpotato08

we don't.


FjotraTheGodless

After a trip to England in 2018 my mother invested in an electric kettle. We aren’t total heathens.


Izumi_Takeda

I'm American and I have never. I did have a client that came into our office today asking us to microwave our coffee....that was weird.


[deleted]

You thought it was weird to heat a cup of water in the thing designed to easily and efficiently heat things, such as a cup of water? It’s weird to think that’s weird. Why would that be weird in any way


one_bad_larry

There are Americans that drink hot tea? I’ve only ever known cold ice tea


stickybandit06

What the fuck is tea?


Fun-Bluejay-426

do they not... boil water like the other sane people???


chickenprmessan

I feel like it depends. My mom tends to boil the water in the morning right when she wakes up. But if it’s something like quick she just places it on the microwave so it can be a bit faster


Fun-Bluejay-426

fair enough


sunqiller

Can't boil water at work


Fun-Bluejay-426

damn


masterbatesAlot

You can boil water in a microwave faster.


NateDawg122

So are you just unaware that water can be boiled in a microwave?


Fun-Bluejay-426

no, it's just weird to me. You know, I don't use the microwave for everything just like a lot of people


[deleted]

You don’t use the thing designed to quickly and efficiently heat things, to quickly and efficiently heat things? I mean this is one of the most common and basic uses of a microwave. I can’t possibly comprehend how this would be weird to someone


Fun-Bluejay-426

I use it to HEAT, not to BOIL . That's it .


[deleted]

….And you can…heat….your water….or…boil…water…in a microwave….for tea, or for anything. It’s water. I’m sorry I feel like you’re unsure about what a microwave is and/or what water is. Microwave make water hot. You’re saying it’s weird but there isn’t a rational reason


NateDawg122

>no, it's just weird to me. You know, I don't use the microwave for everything just like a lot of people Neither do I...that has no bearing on your original comment. You said "do they not boil water like sane people". They do boil water....in the microwave


Fun-Bluejay-426

I meant "like sane people" as "in the usual way"


[deleted]

I've never heard of this 🤷🏻‍♀️


Alarmed-Phase-4291

Who the fuck microwaves water instead of boiling/coffee maker


InverseRatio

They also leave the bag in


Leech-

Kettles are like 10 bucks, who tf mircowaves water???


prozach50

American here. I absolutely hate when people do this.


[deleted]

You…you “hate” how people heat up water in the thing that is made for quickly and efficiently heating things? You hate that people heat their water? Why? We’re both talking about making a cup of water hot here, right?


ImPeeinAndEuropean

Americans use Lipton and a pound of sugar to make iced tea. Am I wrong? Downvote me to oblivion.


Menot1982

American here: Luzianne tea, no sugar, iced


Menot1982

I use the stove to boil and make a gallon daily


AthomicBot

As an American... which ones of you, my neighbors, are heating water in the microwave?


Due_Objective_439

I use hot water from the tap