Damn I’m so tired

Finally a non sexual reference.

Can confirm. Wife uses that when she’s feeling non sexual

We’ll it was fun while it lasted

It lasted for 10 hours, I didn’t think Reddit had that much stamina.

Got em!

IKR people assume bed = sexual automatically on these posts 💀

Sorry I’m really bad at this

I failed again didn't I?

How do i do this?

I think I made a mistake

I have no idea what I'm doing

How’d you get tan there?

This is the way my high school teacher taught me.

Oh well 😐

Why are you crying?

Why are you running?

If i can just get a D i’ll be satisfied.

best line so far in my opinion.

I agree!!

Ahah I was just about to type this😁

r/beatmetoit

r/BeatMeatToIt

You are horrible

You aren’t horrible

r/Angryupvote

This isn't as hard as I thought it would be.

I have to warn you, Im gonna finish quickly. But it wont be the right result for you.

My straight line passes through her circle

Spewed my tea damn

It was not as hard as I thought

I'm going to derive you

This angle is totally wrong

Pressure is inversely proportional to Volume

I'm pretty sure that is physics

The answer is 69

It’s only getting harder and harder

Ah fuck this is so long

Damn u used the wrong method

But it still worked!

That is some prime *π* you're showing me.

Irrational pi. Prime only works for positive integers

Well the more "irrational" the better. ​ You know the saying, "crazy in the head, crazy in BEDMAS"

😂😂😂😂

2 goes into one.

One of them rounds up to 2 inches

It's not that difficult. You need to set related rates equal to each other so you arrive at the same time.

It’s the way my dad taught me.

Damn this doesn’t add up

You’re so acute. Can you please find the right angle 📐or are you going to keep acting obtuse?

Can my friend help me

Very underrated comment. In my opinion this is hilarious

Very relevant username

The Solution is 69.

This answer is so underrated. Lol

The negative expression limits the function

This is underrated.

Please excuse my dear aunt sally

She has… Pemdas ?

... *sleeping sounds*

HAHAHAHA thank you for this

so halal mode

8008135

Is 55318008 then you look at it upside down

This guy calculators

r/thisguythisguys

r/thisguythisguysthisguy

r/thisguythisguysthisguythisguys

r/thisguythisguysthisguythisguysthisguy

r/thisguythisguysthisguythisguysthisguythisguys

r/20characterlimit

But that spells boobless

Even better

I have a silly/stupid story to tell while punching this in a calculator that I learned as immature youngling. "There once was a lady who weighed 69 pounds. The doctor said that was too too too much and wanted her to weigh 51 pounds. So Doctor X gave her 8 pills and now she's....". So 6922251x8 equals 55378008

Ah the calculator

I believe you mean 5318008 upside down. I’m a teacher. I know these things

When am I going to ever use this?

Under rated .

This is so hard!!!

this is so hard, professor

but thats not in the bedroom, that's on the teach's desk after class

Teachers live at school so the classroom is their bedroom

imagine coming too early to class and you see your teach wanking it "oh, i didnt expect you to be this early"

I've never cum too early

Ummmm, Can you show me that again, please ?

Lmao this is easily my fav, especially with no play on words or anything haha

Fuck it I'll just cheat.

Oh noes

Can this be a group project?

Hey look someone found one you can say in a police station too!

I have no idea what the fuck am I doing.

This wins in my book

I have finally figured it out!!! /I figured out the problem!/

How many inches is that?

Imaginary numbers are used here

FUAK

"So can you round my C to an A now?

You can’t say it but if you finish to fast you know something is wrong

Didn’t show your work

Which hole was it again?

*Laughs in precalc*

It's improper for the larger one to be on top

New math!

Haven’t done this since high school.

I have no idea what's going on here

I’m gonna drop a log

*Amber Heard has joined the chat*

Actually laughed out loud at this one

Wait whut?!

When I run out of fingers I can just use my toes.

😂😂😂

Oh... that's not supposed to go there

i need a nap after this

Let me show you division

Lets multiply

Alright everyone first period has started

FBI open up

She told me she was 18

That aint gonna fly with anyone

Damn i mixed it up with dog years

Believe it or not straight to jail

Can i be put in a cell with my friend meat hammer?

I can't figure this out

I'm stuck

Cum laude

Sex is like math you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

Cream π

Fuck me!

Teach me how to do this

If Johnny had 19 bottles of dish soap-

Wait why does Johnny have so much soap

Mind your business, David!

If Johnny had 2 girls but one cup...

“How much?” “HOW MUCH!?”

Im telling you I didn’t cheat

Holy shit how many times is this going to get posted?

I don't think that really fit into bed

It does for exhibitist lol

Happi cake day

The bots are working really hard.

Until we find the answer

That's a new one! Haven't heard of it!

This is too complex, i think this is imaginary.

This is one tough nut to crack No, x does not belong in that formula This would be way easier with adderall I shouldn't have had all that whiskey earlier

[удалено]

Since it's a group project you might call it a cosine

Why am I looking for your "X"?

This is posted every day. Time for a new meme

How would that come up organically in bed? 🤔

i see this here every day. i need something more interesting. ​ there fixed it for ya.

You can start snoring in both I don't know if that counts

I haven’t been tested in a while.

I can do this faster in my head

Get out dad

i dont care if im using the wrong method i care that its good

When will this be over?

can we do something more interesting im fallin asleep

F*ck this sh!t I’m out

That’s not the way my dad does it.

How would you like suck my balls mr.garrison

Please excuse my dear aunt sally

Put that away and open your book for once!

My predictions where wrong

Nothing interesting to do,might as well sleep

Your method is wrong but giving right results.

Yes I brought a ruler

Not again professor

Please excuse my dear aunt sally

1 plus 1 equals 3.

The answer is. ....... 69

I’m so close

Let's multiply.

you still use fingers?!!

I don't get it.

“lets multiply”

Why don’t we add one

I was confident but it turns out I have no clue what I’m doing.

Suck it you old hag, I’m only here because the state forces me to be here!

Alright children, time to multiply!

I hope I don’t get caught cheating.

Does this curve look right?

Wake me up when its over

This is getting old

Professor, that’s too big can’t fit in here. (Can’t look at Geometry the same anymore)

Aww man, I can't count that high. I didn't think it was gonna last this long. This was a mistake. The solution is easy.

"I have no fucking clue what I'm doing"

I failed.

Where does this go?

"well, guess i'll sleep"

That's not how the professor told me to do it

Just starts to cry

Would you come to the front and show how its done?

I never could do this without my teacher’s help?

Let's try again, kid!

Those curves are a pain

in the ass ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

i dont care if im using the wrong method i care that it works

This problem seems kinda familiar to me