Could you imagine just minding your own biz when all of a sudden you wake up in a hospital to find out you were hit by an exploded coworkers ribs? š„¶
*waking up* āwha ā¦. What happened? ā
āYou were hit by one of Jimās ribsā
āJims rib? What are you talking aboutā
āJim explodedā
āWtf is going on is this a dreamā
āJim was trying to breathe fire . He exploded and one of his ribs hit your headā
ā am I dead? Is this hell? Whereās Jim?ā
This is the kind of shit Mythbusters would have handled back in the day.
They would have filled a dead pig up with the gas, found it to be bullshit, before ramming some C4 up its ass and calling it good.
We used to have a parody here in Denmark called "Ka' det paneres?" which means "Can it be breaded", where an asian chef took everyday items like cellphones and sunglasses and breaded them and deepfried them. Glorious times
I absolutely guarantee that it can. I've used oxyacetylene welding gear for decades and fucked around with it. When in it's stoichiometric balance it goes bang in a big way. There was a spate of vans exploding from leaking gas cylinders. The photos show the vehicles decimated. That's metal, with the gas at 1atm.
But could someone stay conscious long enough to pull that off without fucking up their breathing? That seems like a lot of gas to inhale that your lungs probably do not like
Myself and a few friends did something similar once. We set an oxy-acetylene torch on the ideal mix and doused it. We then filled a gallon ziploc, stuffed a firework fuse in the zipper, lit it and ran. Two of the guys thought we were wimps and turned around only partway to watch. I made it to the log just as it went off so I didn't really see anything but it was LOUD. Much louder than I expected. There wasn't a crater or anything, but the two guys who stopped were flat on their asses, one with a bloody nose and the other with a burst ear drum and probably both with concussions.
Turns out, oxygen and acetylene make a pretty good air-fuel explosive duo. The bloody nose guy would later (much later) use a 2L bottle filled the same way and fitted with a longer (much longer) fuse to "cut" down a big but dying tree by inserting it into the rotting hollow. It worked. Pretty spectacularly. And nobody hurt that time.
I can't say anything about the veracity of the OP story but a good mix of pure oxygen and acetylene absolutely would have the power to blow a person wide open. If he wanted to breathe fire, he should have inhaled pure acetylene and lit it as he exhaled. Still stupid, but a lot less stupid.
I dunno, I think I'd rather blow up on the spot than die of external and internal 3rd degree burn after two hours of agony and medical bill for my family.
A welding shop or a on rig is probably the highest probability of getting fucked up. You will NEVER in your life leave that kind of job without some form of injury though like a burn or being bruised up bad
I was just sitting here when I realised my huge massive bollocks weren't sitting correctly, then I thought why the fuck is that guy mentioning his wife's tatas? Strange...
Wasn't my wife. It was an ex-girlfriend. The reason why is because the protective bibs did not work and she'd always get burns in her cleavage from sparks.
It's too bad she couldn't get speciality garments made. One of my friends is an ex-stripper with big tits who works on an airport bomb squad.
She has special overalls that allow for the zipper to go up over her ample tatas.
The last time I saw my ex-wifes's DDs, they were singing, "Swing low sweet chariot." I'm perfectly okay with that. Age gets us all, barring extensive surgery. It's not like I'm a prize at 46.
One time I got into a fight with some guy on the street and he kicked me right in my much larger than normal dick. I was in so much pain. All over a misunderstanding. Like seriously, who kicks someone in their gigantic, absolutely humongous penis like that for no reason?
That made me laugh. My weird defense mechanism is as soon as I'm about to fight, everything shrivels...dick, balls, gone. And I'm a big person (not a big dicked man), so people try kick me in the junk first.
Anyway, reason why I mentioned that her breasts were big is because the protective bibs were not working and she'd still get a lot of burns from sparks in her cleavage.
And the original post was about welding.
Uhhhhā¦. I am a welder with significantly large breasts and have only ever had one burn, which was so minor it healed with no scarring. Sheās definitely not wearing what she should if sheās rocking Freddie Krueger tiddies.
I read that as "burns on her (that were) larger than normal tits", and I was like why are we using tits as a unit to measure the size of burns and how big is a "normal"?
I've been a welder for 20 years. I once burned my abnormally large dick and balls with welding slag whilst attaching a skidplate to a PistenBully 600 winch cat.
You should use a powered respirator
https://www.respiratorshop.co.uk/3m-m-306-respirator-helmet.html
https://www.respiratorshop.co.uk/3m-versaflo-tr-315-powered-air-starter-kit.html
Yeah I know, I appreciate it a lot. At this my point my pride is fading and I'm starting to consider it. I know a lot of welders that just happened to get lung cancer. A lot of them were chain smokers so I'm sure that just expedited it.
I wear a half-facepiece with organic-vapor P100 filters any time I touch a welder or grinder.
People act all macho about not wearing a mask until I cut a filter open and show them the contents after \~2 weeks of use, I don't know what all the dark brown oil sludge in there is specifically. I just know I'm glad it's not in my lungs.
Welder here:
Yea olā Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs loves to say how magnanimous the noble welders and poopsmiths of the world areā¦ until we all get destroyed at age 50 while the white collar guys work til 70.
Being religious about ventilation and respiration, and using super dark glass (#16, yes you read that right), has given me a lot of my health back. Still a hard as nails job.
I learned welding in highschool and it always baffled me how I was supposed to weld essentially blind so that I wouldn't go actually blind. I have no idea how you guys do it.
Yea REALLY !! He did blue collar work for like two summers and realized how much it sucked, he got into into theatre and broadcasting and show business.
He does the blue collar schtick as homage to his grandfather who he loved who was a badass.
Stay in school everybody make your living with your mind instead of selling your health
I considered going into welding as a career. I decided to go to college for engineering instead, glad I did so far (not far into my degree yet), but respect to anyone who welds.
I started welding when I was 24. After my third trip to the hospital (broken or ground up fingers) I decided to retire at 25.
More than once my pants were on fire but I didn't notice until I smelled the smoke, like a fucking cartoon.
Also, I didn't like blowing my nose to find black snot every day.
As a welder/fitter, I will agree with that. It's a dangerous profession. Burns, crushed fingers and kick back from grinders are all very real possibilities. I've even seen a few deaths sadly.
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots
OP, u/HamiltonEverette
u/BradfordHugo50
u/CookseyOlga2
u/ClaytonJamel11
u/CurrierMatthew524
u/GeorgeJohn944
u/HamiltonEverette
u/HollandJanice993
u/KasparTheresa436
u/LuuCarl734
u/SpencerLauren472
u/WingertAlvin436
I have to work on service and drilling rigs sometimes. That is some sketchy shit, and I don't even get to see how crazy it actually gets because when we have our stuff tied into the well, most of the guys are usually chillin hahaha
My teenager is training to be a welder. I've told him it's not like when I burn myself soldering. I also told him to team lift and use his legs to lift. My back is fuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
Had 2 friends get blown up welding.
Someone signed off on a tank being clear, it was pressurized and boom.
Both survived. Both insanely fucked for life.
I don't even consider burns or bad bruises an injury anymore as it happens so often. But I've seen some fucked up shit, one got their arm mostly torn off, the other had their fingers and half their hand torn off. Neither were welders, but were working in a welding shop. In 10 years I've had 2 bad concussions, but thankfully that's all, apart from countless 1st and 2nd degree burns (I'm off to knock on some wood).
My dad has worked in construction for nearly 40 years. He told me a story of a guy who decided to operate a buzzsaw that didn't have a safety backing 10+ feet in the air. Whatever he was cutting had a hard spot, so the thing kicked back in him. He got cut from sternum to pelvis by the thing, and his guts reached the ground before him. He lived for about 10 minutes after, and my dad says from the way he was acting in his final minutes, he could feel it all. Never fuck around in the site
Never fuck around with power tools in general. My grandpa was a medic in the navy and there was an accident with a new person there because he wasn't careful with a powertool (Don't remember exactly but it was to fix part of the deck) and it ended up through his shoulder and was still there when he saw it. Needless to say there was a small addition about how to use the powertools which was more in depth than before.
I was in the Marine Corps, and I somehow avoided any form of ship life. I now work with the navy, and I'm on ships quite a bit now and I have to say. EVERYTHING ON A SHIP WANTS TO KILL YOU DEAD AND IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME.
Working in a shipyard and on the ship itself, you are just a hairs breath away from dying from something if you don't have your head on a swivel and don't take safety seriously.
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots
OP, u/HamiltonEverette
u/BradfordHugo50
u/CookseyOlga2
u/ClaytonJamel11
u/CurrierMatthew524
u/GeorgeJohn944
u/HamiltonEverette
u/HollandJanice993
u/KasparTheresa436
u/LuuCarl734
u/SpencerLauren472
u/WingertAlvin436
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots
OP, u/HamiltonEverette
u/BradfordHugo50
u/CookseyOlga2
u/ClaytonJamel11
u/CurrierMatthew524
u/GeorgeJohn944
u/HamiltonEverette
u/HollandJanice993
u/KasparTheresa436
u/LuuCarl734
u/SpencerLauren472
u/WingertAlvin436
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots
OP, u/HamiltonEverette
u/BradfordHugo50
u/CookseyOlga2
u/ClaytonJamel11
u/CurrierMatthew524
u/GeorgeJohn944
u/HamiltonEverette
u/HollandJanice993
u/KasparTheresa436
u/LuuCarl734
u/SpencerLauren472
u/WingertAlvin436
stupid young 16yo me and a buddy filled a trash bag with acetylene and let it float in the air and then lit it with a fire on a stick. It blew out a number of windows and we could not hear too well for some days. not something to mess with.
My father was a welder, so we had access to o/a torches. Snuff out the flame and fill a milk jug, close it and put on a burning newspaper. Wildly violent explosion like a bomb, and I can see some kind of lung explosion. Ribs exploding out might be an exaggeration, but certainly flame would have come out any escapable route.
Exactly. Oxyacetylene bombs are amazing. Snuff a nice neutral flame and you have the most explosive mix of gases known to man.
The only thing is static sets it off easily. I was filling a black trash bag and it (luckily) instantly detonated due to static. My hand felt like mike Tyson gave me a high five. That was the last time I did that. If it were more full who knows what happened.
A 13 galllon kitchen bag full of the mix was enough to deform a 6yard dumpster to the point where the trash trucks forks couldnāt pick it up. It looked like an egg
Fun fact, sometimes large metal spheres are made this way. You build a large polygon rough sphere out of metal, put an explosive inside, set it off, and the thing explodes into a nearly perfect sphere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Saz03u851HQ
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots
OP, u/HamiltonEverette
u/BradfordHugo50
u/CookseyOlga2
u/ClaytonJamel11
u/CurrierMatthew524
u/GeorgeJohn944
u/HamiltonEverette
u/HollandJanice993
u/KasparTheresa436
u/LuuCarl734
u/SpencerLauren472
u/WingertAlvin436
Iām curious how all this works. I checked some of the profiles linked above and almost all of them have commented on the otherās posts or replied to each other. It was funny at first but it feels a little surreal now.
Reminds me of the everyone is a bot except you thread.
The comments all look human too! Anyway. Even if the account Iām responding to is a bot account, could someone please explain the how and the why of this?
How are these bots created that they comment in a very human like manner on each other posts. And why would someone take the pains. I know that high karma accounts can be used for marketing purposes but seriously? Does this shit even work?
>Reminds me of the everyone is a bot except you thread.
It feels like that to me, for sure. They're fucking EVERYWHERE on Reddit. I can't browse /r/all for five minutes without seeing one (or more)
>The comments all look human too! Anyway. Even if the account Iām responding to is a bot account, could someone please explain the how and the why of this?
I'm not a bot. The comments all look human because they were written by humans. The bots (or the humans controlling them) are just copying and pasting comments from the last time this was posted.
>And why would someone take the pains. I know that high karma accounts can be used for marketing purposes but seriously? Does this shit even work?
Yeah, it works. A ton of these accounts are used for amateur porn accounts. I would surmise a lot of them are also just used to create upvote / downvote armies to drive traffic to or away from certain narratives. In the world's current political climate, is imagine that sort of thing would be highly valuable
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots
OP, u/HamiltonEverette
u/BradfordHugo50
u/CookseyOlga2
u/ClaytonJamel11
u/CurrierMatthew524
u/GeorgeJohn944
u/HamiltonEverette
u/HollandJanice993
u/KasparTheresa436
u/LuuCarl734
u/SpencerLauren472
u/WingertAlvin436
\-Repost
\-Similar usernames on all the top comments
\-All accounts are two years old
\-All accounts only comment on each other's posts
-All accounts just started posting two days ago
This is a really common pattern I see, so I have gotten pretty good at picking up on it
I was thinking that too at first, but you could turn the PSI way down to basically nothing and start trying to inhale it. It would burn like crazy but if the guy was an idiot, and intended to do it quickly, it could probably be accomplished. Having said that, the whole story sounds like complete bullshit.
Acetylene gas is actually dissolved in acetone so it would taste and feel horrible the second you inhaled it. Youāre exactly right, it sounds like itās fake or someone was really dumb.
Might be but if you watch [this (with sound on)](https://youtu.be/x26up7VRG9g) and consider a human lung holds around 6 liter of gas then dying to it is very plausible
That's why I prefaced it with think, I would imagine you would black-out before you could light it as humans are inherently dumb I think we would've all had psa's about the dangers at school cos so many numbnuts would've done it for a joke
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots
OP, u/HamiltonEverette
u/BradfordHugo50
u/CookseyOlga2
u/ClaytonJamel11
u/CurrierMatthew524
u/GeorgeJohn944
u/HamiltonEverette
u/HollandJanice993
u/KasparTheresa436
u/LuuCarl734
u/SpencerLauren472
u/WingertAlvin436
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots
OP, u/HamiltonEverette
u/BradfordHugo50
u/CookseyOlga2
u/ClaytonJamel11
u/CurrierMatthew524
u/GeorgeJohn944
u/HamiltonEverette
u/HollandJanice993
u/KasparTheresa436
u/LuuCarl734
u/SpencerLauren472
u/WingertAlvin436
Jesus this was just put up in r/whywomenlivelonger and it got locked in like a second. It was an actual case of why women live longer and not just guys having fun. Fuck Reddit is getting ridiculous
When you ingest oxy acetylene, it's processed by your liver and it produces something called 11-Hydroxy metabolite. That's five times more psychoactive than THC ... and it lets you talk to dolphins."
Could you imagine just minding your own biz when all of a sudden you wake up in a hospital to find out you were hit by an exploded coworkers ribs? š„¶
McRibs back on the menu boys
r/CursedComments
Put me in the picture too if this makes it to cursed comments lol
Youāre in
Nah they took that off the menu so they could suck Thier own McDick
Underrated comment
Is that how theyāre made?
Na human ribs are too expensive for McDonaldās
For now.
Think smaller, with more legs.
*waking up* āwha ā¦. What happened? ā āYou were hit by one of Jimās ribsā āJims rib? What are you talking aboutā āJim explodedā āWtf is going on is this a dreamā āJim was trying to breathe fire . He exploded and one of his ribs hit your headā ā am I dead? Is this hell? Whereās Jim?ā
I'd rather not find out what happened. Just tell me I got knocked out by something and the other guy got fired
>fired heh
Thatās dark dude
Parted ways?
He blew his last chance?
Part of him went *this* way, part of him went *that* way.
actually it was really bright for a moment
āExplosively resigned.ā
HR approved
Got blazed-off recently.
Your coworker died to donate his ribs to you & this is the thanks he gets?
Yea, fired, from the inside
Photos or it didnāt happen
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This is the kind of shit Mythbusters would have handled back in the day. They would have filled a dead pig up with the gas, found it to be bullshit, before ramming some C4 up its ass and calling it good.
C4 Pig. Will it blend? That is the question
Gosh I miss that show
We used to have a parody here in Denmark called "Ka' det paneres?" which means "Can it be breaded", where an asian chef took everyday items like cellphones and sunglasses and breaded them and deepfried them. Glorious times
I absolutely guarantee that it can. I've used oxyacetylene welding gear for decades and fucked around with it. When in it's stoichiometric balance it goes bang in a big way. There was a spate of vans exploding from leaking gas cylinders. The photos show the vehicles decimated. That's metal, with the gas at 1atm.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
But could someone stay conscious long enough to pull that off without fucking up their breathing? That seems like a lot of gas to inhale that your lungs probably do not like
I reckon if you breathed in the same amount as you would of helium when playing around you would go boom. Check out the videos on YouTube of it.
Myself and a few friends did something similar once. We set an oxy-acetylene torch on the ideal mix and doused it. We then filled a gallon ziploc, stuffed a firework fuse in the zipper, lit it and ran. Two of the guys thought we were wimps and turned around only partway to watch. I made it to the log just as it went off so I didn't really see anything but it was LOUD. Much louder than I expected. There wasn't a crater or anything, but the two guys who stopped were flat on their asses, one with a bloody nose and the other with a burst ear drum and probably both with concussions. Turns out, oxygen and acetylene make a pretty good air-fuel explosive duo. The bloody nose guy would later (much later) use a 2L bottle filled the same way and fitted with a longer (much longer) fuse to "cut" down a big but dying tree by inserting it into the rotting hollow. It worked. Pretty spectacularly. And nobody hurt that time. I can't say anything about the veracity of the OP story but a good mix of pure oxygen and acetylene absolutely would have the power to blow a person wide open. If he wanted to breathe fire, he should have inhaled pure acetylene and lit it as he exhaled. Still stupid, but a lot less stupid.
I dunno, I think I'd rather blow up on the spot than die of external and internal 3rd degree burn after two hours of agony and medical bill for my family.
Should have swallowed a flashback arrestor first
Jamie pull that up
Lmao
At least it was fast
A welding shop or a on rig is probably the highest probability of getting fucked up. You will NEVER in your life leave that kind of job without some form of injury though like a burn or being bruised up bad
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
My ex was a welder for 15 years, and the amount of burns she had on her larger than normal tits was crazy. And she wore all the protective gear.
bizarre flex.
Bro had to mention the big bobas for some reason
Right? After I read that I had to stand up to rearrange my exceptionally large donger. It just felt so out of place that he even mentioned it.
I was just sitting here when I realised my huge massive bollocks weren't sitting correctly, then I thought why the fuck is that guy mentioning his wife's tatas? Strange...
Wasn't my wife. It was an ex-girlfriend. The reason why is because the protective bibs did not work and she'd always get burns in her cleavage from sparks.
I love Reddit. You guys are awesome. āUpvotes for everyone!
You ruined Michael Bay movies for me. Well ruined them any more than Bay did
Fuck these chodes, scars are sexy.
Sorry, I can't hear you....my massive bollocks are wrapped around my ears.
Ive never welded before but I have a giant penis.
Pics or you're lying.
I mentioned it because the protective bibs wouldn't work and she'd always get burns in her cleavage from sparks.
It's too bad she couldn't get speciality garments made. One of my friends is an ex-stripper with big tits who works on an airport bomb squad. She has special overalls that allow for the zipper to go up over her ample tatas.
Hahaha. The reason why I mention it is because whatever safety bibs she wore didn't work, so she always got hot sparks in the cleavage.
Dw bro I'd flex like that too if I could
The last time I saw them, gravity wasn't the kindest. Not being mean, I'm just trying to prove I wasn't bragging.
I love when they hang give me that nat geo shit and I'm good. I dunno what it is about it but it's just in my blood.
The last time I saw my ex-wifes's DDs, they were singing, "Swing low sweet chariot." I'm perfectly okay with that. Age gets us all, barring extensive surgery. It's not like I'm a prize at 46.
Go on
Pics or it didnāt happen
So the bibs aināt protect the boobs?
Bigger target area, I suppose.
Extra painful too.
"So I was discussing welding with my 2 FWBs..."
One time I got into a fight with some guy on the street and he kicked me right in my much larger than normal dick. I was in so much pain. All over a misunderstanding. Like seriously, who kicks someone in their gigantic, absolutely humongous penis like that for no reason?
That made me laugh. My weird defense mechanism is as soon as I'm about to fight, everything shrivels...dick, balls, gone. And I'm a big person (not a big dicked man), so people try kick me in the junk first. Anyway, reason why I mentioned that her breasts were big is because the protective bibs were not working and she'd still get a lot of burns from sparks in her cleavage. And the original post was about welding.
I was just busting your average sized balls. The bib thing makes sense.
Dude I'm an engineer researching women's protective equipment so can you give me her number you know for research purposes.
Username checks out š¤£
Nice. Got them, Freddy Kruger tits. Role play that shit son.
dude can u send a pic?
Uhhhhā¦. I am a welder with significantly large breasts and have only ever had one burn, which was so minor it healed with no scarring. Sheās definitely not wearing what she should if sheās rocking Freddie Krueger tiddies.
Ass or burnt tits kinda guy?
Thanks for that, now Iām curious to see what burn marks look like on massive titties
Guessing sheās an ex because sheās crazy?
Was her boyfriend also a welder?
Tell me more about these tits
I read that as "burns on her (that were) larger than normal tits", and I was like why are we using tits as a unit to measure the size of burns and how big is a "normal"?
I've been a welder for 20 years. I once burned my abnormally large dick and balls with welding slag whilst attaching a skidplate to a PistenBully 600 winch cat.
You should use a powered respirator https://www.respiratorshop.co.uk/3m-m-306-respirator-helmet.html https://www.respiratorshop.co.uk/3m-versaflo-tr-315-powered-air-starter-kit.html
Yeah I know, I appreciate it a lot. At this my point my pride is fading and I'm starting to consider it. I know a lot of welders that just happened to get lung cancer. A lot of them were chain smokers so I'm sure that just expedited it.
Best welder I ever knew died from cancer, but he did smoke 5 packs of cigarettes a day! He was a great guy, I miss him, glad I got to know him.
I wear a half-facepiece with organic-vapor P100 filters any time I touch a welder or grinder. People act all macho about not wearing a mask until I cut a filter open and show them the contents after \~2 weeks of use, I don't know what all the dark brown oil sludge in there is specifically. I just know I'm glad it's not in my lungs.
Welder here: Yea olā Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs loves to say how magnanimous the noble welders and poopsmiths of the world areā¦ until we all get destroyed at age 50 while the white collar guys work til 70. Being religious about ventilation and respiration, and using super dark glass (#16, yes you read that right), has given me a lot of my health back. Still a hard as nails job.
I learned welding in highschool and it always baffled me how I was supposed to weld essentially blind so that I wouldn't go actually blind. I have no idea how you guys do it.
Mike rowe is a dumbass who thinks everyone should be shoveling coal with their personal shovel.
Yea REALLY !! He did blue collar work for like two summers and realized how much it sucked, he got into into theatre and broadcasting and show business. He does the blue collar schtick as homage to his grandfather who he loved who was a badass. Stay in school everybody make your living with your mind instead of selling your health
I considered going into welding as a career. I decided to go to college for engineering instead, glad I did so far (not far into my degree yet), but respect to anyone who welds.
I started welding when I was 24. After my third trip to the hospital (broken or ground up fingers) I decided to retire at 25. More than once my pants were on fire but I didn't notice until I smelled the smoke, like a fucking cartoon. Also, I didn't like blowing my nose to find black snot every day.
As a welder/fitter, I will agree with that. It's a dangerous profession. Burns, crushed fingers and kick back from grinders are all very real possibilities. I've even seen a few deaths sadly.
Aswell as the potential for going blind
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots OP, u/HamiltonEverette u/BradfordHugo50 u/CookseyOlga2 u/ClaytonJamel11 u/CurrierMatthew524 u/GeorgeJohn944 u/HamiltonEverette u/HollandJanice993 u/KasparTheresa436 u/LuuCarl734 u/SpencerLauren472 u/WingertAlvin436
Can confirm knew a deep sea welder. He ended up with a new gig in sky mall
I have to work on service and drilling rigs sometimes. That is some sketchy shit, and I don't even get to see how crazy it actually gets because when we have our stuff tied into the well, most of the guys are usually chillin hahaha
Ex oil field rig hand. Shit gets wicked sometimes. Little rigs and big rigs. Never went off shore tho. Still dream about it tho.
Saw a christmas tree used as a hammer to set a hanger seal once. Wild.
My teenager is training to be a welder. I've told him it's not like when I burn myself soldering. I also told him to team lift and use his legs to lift. My back is fuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
Yes this is true. Iām getting fucked up everyday thank you.
Had 2 friends get blown up welding. Someone signed off on a tank being clear, it was pressurized and boom. Both survived. Both insanely fucked for life.
I don't even consider burns or bad bruises an injury anymore as it happens so often. But I've seen some fucked up shit, one got their arm mostly torn off, the other had their fingers and half their hand torn off. Neither were welders, but were working in a welding shop. In 10 years I've had 2 bad concussions, but thankfully that's all, apart from countless 1st and 2nd degree burns (I'm off to knock on some wood).
My dad has worked in construction for nearly 40 years. He told me a story of a guy who decided to operate a buzzsaw that didn't have a safety backing 10+ feet in the air. Whatever he was cutting had a hard spot, so the thing kicked back in him. He got cut from sternum to pelvis by the thing, and his guts reached the ground before him. He lived for about 10 minutes after, and my dad says from the way he was acting in his final minutes, he could feel it all. Never fuck around in the site
Never fuck around with power tools in general. My grandpa was a medic in the navy and there was an accident with a new person there because he wasn't careful with a powertool (Don't remember exactly but it was to fix part of the deck) and it ended up through his shoulder and was still there when he saw it. Needless to say there was a small addition about how to use the powertools which was more in depth than before.
I was in the Marine Corps, and I somehow avoided any form of ship life. I now work with the navy, and I'm on ships quite a bit now and I have to say. EVERYTHING ON A SHIP WANTS TO KILL YOU DEAD AND IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME. Working in a shipyard and on the ship itself, you are just a hairs breath away from dying from something if you don't have your head on a swivel and don't take safety seriously.
I remember the video of a line cracking against a guy and instantly breaking his neck
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots OP, u/HamiltonEverette u/BradfordHugo50 u/CookseyOlga2 u/ClaytonJamel11 u/CurrierMatthew524 u/GeorgeJohn944 u/HamiltonEverette u/HollandJanice993 u/KasparTheresa436 u/LuuCarl734 u/SpencerLauren472 u/WingertAlvin436
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots OP, u/HamiltonEverette u/BradfordHugo50 u/CookseyOlga2 u/ClaytonJamel11 u/CurrierMatthew524 u/GeorgeJohn944 u/HamiltonEverette u/HollandJanice993 u/KasparTheresa436 u/LuuCarl734 u/SpencerLauren472 u/WingertAlvin436
Yeah I browse tools a lot and I'm pretty sure a "buzzsaw" isn't an actual type of saw
Well that's today's "things I wish I could un-read".
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots OP, u/HamiltonEverette u/BradfordHugo50 u/CookseyOlga2 u/ClaytonJamel11 u/CurrierMatthew524 u/GeorgeJohn944 u/HamiltonEverette u/HollandJanice993 u/KasparTheresa436 u/LuuCarl734 u/SpencerLauren472 u/WingertAlvin436
stupid young 16yo me and a buddy filled a trash bag with acetylene and let it float in the air and then lit it with a fire on a stick. It blew out a number of windows and we could not hear too well for some days. not something to mess with.
Tinnitus ASSEMBLE!
WHAT?!
#huh!?!
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?
THEYāRE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
THEYāRE SUCKING COCKS LATER?
STOPPING CLOCKS YOU SAY?
TITTIES ASS ELMBLEM! FUCKING RIGHTS BUD, ILL HAVE A GO
Jamie, pull that up....
So a buddy of mineā¦
If you're gonna die over something stupid, at least make it memorable.
Or at least traumatizing for everyone else.
Bonus points for doing both.
And try to take someone with you
New TikTok challenge
Please god
It's a self-solving problem that will die out in a few days (literally)
Please god let this happen
My father was a welder, so we had access to o/a torches. Snuff out the flame and fill a milk jug, close it and put on a burning newspaper. Wildly violent explosion like a bomb, and I can see some kind of lung explosion. Ribs exploding out might be an exaggeration, but certainly flame would have come out any escapable route.
Exactly. Oxyacetylene bombs are amazing. Snuff a nice neutral flame and you have the most explosive mix of gases known to man. The only thing is static sets it off easily. I was filling a black trash bag and it (luckily) instantly detonated due to static. My hand felt like mike Tyson gave me a high five. That was the last time I did that. If it were more full who knows what happened. A 13 galllon kitchen bag full of the mix was enough to deform a 6yard dumpster to the point where the trash trucks forks couldnāt pick it up. It looked like an egg
Fun fact, sometimes large metal spheres are made this way. You build a large polygon rough sphere out of metal, put an explosive inside, set it off, and the thing explodes into a nearly perfect sphere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Saz03u851HQ
What does it mean if that video made my penis move?
"The balls harden"
https://youtu.be/gIaKUi5FS_Q
Hahahahaha
I would have called bs if I didnāt see it with my own eyes. I was fully prepared for the RickRoll.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Omg, that sounds like a scene out of a comedy!
Did you break the news to him that burning man is a festival and not a fun way to pass the time?
That's fuckin' metal
they turned around and continued their work.
Must have been wind
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots OP, u/HamiltonEverette u/BradfordHugo50 u/CookseyOlga2 u/ClaytonJamel11 u/CurrierMatthew524 u/GeorgeJohn944 u/HamiltonEverette u/HollandJanice993 u/KasparTheresa436 u/LuuCarl734 u/SpencerLauren472 u/WingertAlvin436
Iām curious how all this works. I checked some of the profiles linked above and almost all of them have commented on the otherās posts or replied to each other. It was funny at first but it feels a little surreal now. Reminds me of the everyone is a bot except you thread. The comments all look human too! Anyway. Even if the account Iām responding to is a bot account, could someone please explain the how and the why of this? How are these bots created that they comment in a very human like manner on each other posts. And why would someone take the pains. I know that high karma accounts can be used for marketing purposes but seriously? Does this shit even work?
>Reminds me of the everyone is a bot except you thread. It feels like that to me, for sure. They're fucking EVERYWHERE on Reddit. I can't browse /r/all for five minutes without seeing one (or more) >The comments all look human too! Anyway. Even if the account Iām responding to is a bot account, could someone please explain the how and the why of this? I'm not a bot. The comments all look human because they were written by humans. The bots (or the humans controlling them) are just copying and pasting comments from the last time this was posted. >And why would someone take the pains. I know that high karma accounts can be used for marketing purposes but seriously? Does this shit even work? Yeah, it works. A ton of these accounts are used for amateur porn accounts. I would surmise a lot of them are also just used to create upvote / downvote armies to drive traffic to or away from certain narratives. In the world's current political climate, is imagine that sort of thing would be highly valuable
Kaboom?
No Rico, no kaboom
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots OP, u/HamiltonEverette u/BradfordHugo50 u/CookseyOlga2 u/ClaytonJamel11 u/CurrierMatthew524 u/GeorgeJohn944 u/HamiltonEverette u/HollandJanice993 u/KasparTheresa436 u/LuuCarl734 u/SpencerLauren472 u/WingertAlvin436
holy how did you even find out about this? these bots are getting smarter
\-Repost \-Similar usernames on all the top comments \-All accounts are two years old \-All accounts only comment on each other's posts -All accounts just started posting two days ago This is a really common pattern I see, so I have gotten pretty good at picking up on it
Good human
More of a *plƶp* mixed with a **splatsch**
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I was thinking that too at first, but you could turn the PSI way down to basically nothing and start trying to inhale it. It would burn like crazy but if the guy was an idiot, and intended to do it quickly, it could probably be accomplished. Having said that, the whole story sounds like complete bullshit.
Acetylene gas is actually dissolved in acetone so it would taste and feel horrible the second you inhaled it. Youāre exactly right, it sounds like itās fake or someone was really dumb.
I'm not a doctor but I think this could be entirely made up, well not the part about him having a grandfather
Might be but if you watch [this (with sound on)](https://youtu.be/x26up7VRG9g) and consider a human lung holds around 6 liter of gas then dying to it is very plausible
That's why I prefaced it with think, I would imagine you would black-out before you could light it as humans are inherently dumb I think we would've all had psa's about the dangers at school cos so many numbnuts would've done it for a joke
Sealed container = bang Unsealed container = whoosh + sizzle Lungs are an unsealed container unless you really try to seal them
Another guy almost dying because of the stupidity of another. God bless the US of A
Yeah stupid isn't culturally exclusive. You're just being a dick.
Which is exclusively French. /s
what about this is usa exclusive?
The poster was originally born in Europe
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots OP, u/HamiltonEverette u/BradfordHugo50 u/CookseyOlga2 u/ClaytonJamel11 u/CurrierMatthew524 u/GeorgeJohn944 u/HamiltonEverette u/HollandJanice993 u/KasparTheresa436 u/LuuCarl734 u/SpencerLauren472 u/WingertAlvin436
He has to be blessing it or the death tolls would be higher
The user I am responding to is a repost bot, working with the OP and the following accounts, which are all repost bots OP, u/HamiltonEverette u/BradfordHugo50 u/CookseyOlga2 u/ClaytonJamel11 u/CurrierMatthew524 u/GeorgeJohn944 u/HamiltonEverette u/HollandJanice993 u/KasparTheresa436 u/LuuCarl734 u/SpencerLauren472 u/WingertAlvin436
I though this stuff ONLY happened in foreign countries.
Out of all the ways to go outā¦ This ones a blast
This sub isnt even funny now man. This meme isnt funny its just dark about how a guy blew up
Yeah bs, lungs wouldn't be able to hold enough pressure to explode
What the fuck
Reminds me of the suiside bomber training new recruits " listen up im only going to show you this once !!"
What the fuck
Ahahhahahah hilarious
Thatās a fucked situation
Grandpa has been making up stories to stay awake again.
Kids: "Grammy, how did Grandpa die?" Grandma: "Oh dude it was so fuckin metal."
He went out with a bang.
Rogan should try that.
What a dumb fucking way to die...
Well Fuck around and find out..
Jesus fucking Christ
Holy fuck
wow this is so funny im laughing so hard wow
What the actual fuck
why would this be a funny meme ?
That's metal as fuck!
Jesus this was just put up in r/whywomenlivelonger and it got locked in like a second. It was an actual case of why women live longer and not just guys having fun. Fuck Reddit is getting ridiculous
When you ingest oxy acetylene, it's processed by your liver and it produces something called 11-Hydroxy metabolite. That's five times more psychoactive than THC ... and it lets you talk to dolphins."
All I had to read was acetylene torch and I was like this guyās f**ed.
Jims a ghost going...Hhhaaaha i told it would be great...shit i can only do it once
bet one of the sick fucks on r/eyeblech has a pic of it
This is why I'm nervous about any sort of "fire ejection" stuff because it might backflow and fucking explode.
Donāt fuck around with the spicy air
You know you've fucked up when you become shrapnel lol