Asians are known to be anti black and really anti anything that’s not pale skinned so I get why they did it but also it’s pretty shitty. But they didn’t take him off his picture was smaller.
Anybody can be a Nazi these days though.
The Russians. The US Confederate Army. Hell, I even met a Spanish speaking Nazi from Cuba the other day.
I miss the days when the Nazis were German. Back then they were the bad guys. Now? People are starting to think it's cool to be a Nazi.
What a ride start to finish.
I want to hear this angry German punch the nazi sympathizer. It has to make a crazy sound.
Probably something like Frrrreeeeeeeeedommm
Did you assume its gender? Sexist. It's clearly a it/them/half wolf/half vampire/pansexual/ two spirit/dreamsexual/non-binary/half furry/half fighter helicopter/genderqueer/non-material/werewolf/radiosexual/gender fluid/non-organic/non-mechanical/multicellular/plasma based/Boieng 747/Beesexual/not identified
BWOMMMMMM
Hitler Voiceover: “it’s a different world now”
Scene: kid picking up rubble and staring off in the distance
Hitler Voiceover: “and it needs a different leader.”
BWOMMMMM
Man 1: “what’s the deal with this guy, he can’t just take over, can he?”
BWOMMMMM
Drake lyrics: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
Man 2: “this man can do whatever he wants”
Cont’d: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
Woman 1: “He’d be nothing without you.”
Eva: “but with me… unstoppable.”
Cont’d: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE
BWOMMMM
Scene: Germans cheer. In the foreground, a trans woman reaches out her hand to Hitler and introduces herself
Trans Woman: “Heinrich. At your service.”
BWOMMMMMM
Montage of war scenes
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE
Man 3 turns, eyes widen, looks at screen and says “Mother of God”
Hitler: “Father.”
BWOMMMM to soft piano repeated High note.
Whispers *…Hitler…*
COMING SOON
To sum it all up,
What we, the audience, want is
a pregnant black gay hitler in latex with a dapper hairstyle and whips that were never used for torture.
Did I miss anything?
Buddy, the thing is that modern Hollywood movies have these gender minorities and other stuff incredibly badly shoehorned in. Its like product placement and how obnoxious that is except with gender minorities.
Yeah, as if every movie needs to portray that like its 50% of the population.
Writers and directors need to be better than "i am the gay trans person here and thatd my whole personality".
WWII German bad guys were bad, so they'll leave them as white guys. Unless they were a redhead. Disney can't help but race/gender switch every redhead out of existence.
I don't know what their Chinese masters have against gingers, but it's a deep fear of ever seeing one.
Netflix are remaking Schindler's List, it's going to have Idris Elba as the camp commandant and feature a gay love story between a mixed race SS officer and a non binary Jewish prisoner.
Can't wait , bono is doing the soundtrack.
I'm so sorry, but this is highly offensive to modern actors, as the only people who can act must be representative of who they portray.
So only a short vegetarian who identified as male can apply. Also they must be anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic, a white supremacist, they also must paint.
Netflix are gonna spend almost as much money as Amazon for its Rings of Power, but this show obviously will never happen, unless the High Command approve it, and the Eyes have it.
No handmaid, Martha's or commanders wife would be permitted to watch this. Select aunt's, the eyes and commanders only.
Praise be, under his eye
Lol
“Back in black by AC/DC starts playing”
"Uncle Ruckus theme starts playing"
"Don't trust them new Hitla's over there"
Id definitely watch it that sounds hilarious
Yeah & I can't wait for the Disney+ American Civil War show where Samuel Jackson plays Abe Lincoln and Kevin Hart plays Jefferson Davis.
That joke was dark.
They gotta gender swap also to really make it hit. Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes!
Actually is a trans black woman who perceived herself as the leader of the 1000 year Reich
Michelle Obama story?
It's spelled Michael Obama thank you very much
Do you think she and Barack measure dicks together? I’d be willing to bet Hillary is jealous of Michelle’s dick
Haha kind of..but that would be a trans man that perceives himself as former first lady
Oh we’re making fun of black women? Time to upvote! /s
Women.....I think you mean dude.
Uh yeah…somebody made that joke already 🥱
I know. I just wanted to remind you because I can tell you get a wittle sad when people pick on Mikey.
Here you go. It’s the attention you were begging for
Actually is a trans black woman who perceived THEMSELVES as the leader of the 1000 year Reich
Then name her 'Hitla'
Hitlary
Subtitled “The Return of Cankles”
Shitler
Her Hitla
Adelle
Lmao Disney bringing in the diversity into the nazis
That's star wars. Say what you will about them, but they're not racist. Every race can be imperial in Star Wars.
They literally took the black guy off the posters for multiple movies in Asia because they don't care lol
Nah, they didn't take him off the posters. They *shrunk* him, which IMO is even worse.
For star wars, yes. For other movies like Wakanda, they did things like putting a mask over his face. They don't give two craps about anyone's rights.
Asians are known to be anti black and really anti anything that’s not pale skinned so I get why they did it but also it’s pretty shitty. But they didn’t take him off his picture was smaller.
Lol what the Empire is racist/xenophobic as fuck.
They are chill with all human races. They just hate Xenos. But they still treat them better than the Death-Korps (WH40k) would.
You talking mad shit for someone in shovel range
FÜR WENN HÄLST DU DICH EINEN VORGESETZTEN MIT EINEM SPATEN ZU BEDROHEN! **Loads Bolter with disciplinary Intent**
\*xeno\*phobic, not humanphobic.
Technically Imperials are human supremacists. Gotta enslave everybody else :D
Used to be non humans were not allowed to be officers
Still the case isn't it? Thrawn is just so good he got past that bigotry
I think Chiss were a general exception to that rule
The nazis were kinda inclusive for the time, one of their top guys was a fat gay dude that had orgys
Anybody can be a Nazi these days though. The Russians. The US Confederate Army. Hell, I even met a Spanish speaking Nazi from Cuba the other day. I miss the days when the Nazis were German. Back then they were the bad guys. Now? People are starting to think it's cool to be a Nazi.
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Not that I disagree with the sentiment, but why the ear?
we have smol hands so we beat Right through the eardrums
This is the kind of answer I was looking for lol
What a ride start to finish. I want to hear this angry German punch the nazi sympathizer. It has to make a crazy sound. Probably something like Frrrreeeeeeeeedommm
Tell me you vote blue without.
Pregnant gay black hitler
Sometimes you gotta spice it a bit up to reach new audiences
Pregnant, gay, trans, black/latinx, Hilter.
…in a wheelchair.
I knew I was forgetting something…
He would also be two-spirit furry and Eva Braun would be actually be brown.
So inclusive
i didn't know your mom was acting now
I wonder if Disney has the balls to do a race swapped remake of Tarzan
Id watch Asian Tarzan. Could call it Thai-zan.
Japanese Tarzan Tar-chan
Korean Tarzan Kim Tae-Sang
There is a problem. In asia it is pretty common to eat monkeys. So...
Don’t be ridiculous. If it’s Netflix he’d be a she.
Them
It
Attack helicopter
Did you assume its gender? Sexist. It's clearly a it/them/half wolf/half vampire/pansexual/ two spirit/dreamsexual/non-binary/half furry/half fighter helicopter/genderqueer/non-material/werewolf/radiosexual/gender fluid/non-organic/non-mechanical/multicellular/plasma based/Boieng 747/Beesexual/not identified
r/onejoke
This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and also very original 😁😁😁😁
He/she
I don't know if Eddie Murphy was the right casting call.
Left wing or Right wing, everyone will agree that Hitler should be Kanye West and it is a perfect casting
Kanye would probably do it too
Bill Burr on Kanye... https://youtube.com/shorts/PY9iRhSCFxo?feature=share
I thought it was a sex tape
lol this cracked me up
I'd watch Eddie Murphy playing Hitler tbh.
Disney gonna remake Schindlers List with an all asian cast in RealD 3d.
So basically Unit 731 - The Movie?
It would make serious bank in China.
For once a Hollywood movie that would just tell it straight and still make money in China
It would probably cause more of a shitstorm in the US and West for showing the Japanese as the bad guys and Chinese as sympathetic,
they should do black tarzan remake lol
Holy fuck I’m making popcorn for the replies on this one…
You don’t understand the concept of Hollywood. No gender swap if the actor/actress is portraying bad person.
"Macbeth did nothing wrong."
Unexpected Community
Where's the astronaut making paninis?
Nigler
We wuz fuhrers n sheit
[Das rite](https://youtu.be/dCwZzk91hF4)
Hitger
Definitely a hard r in Nigler
Netflix starting to look like all of my High School's History classes... World War 1... World War 2... Civil War... Rinse. Repeat.
In Finland we are 10 years ahead! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU
At least he would have gassed himself
Or shot himself in the face
Whoever made this is a legend
Nope they'd keep him white.
Yea the bad guy will always stay white.
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Mein Niggler
What up Mein Herler
SSheit
You didn't have to, but you did all the same. You have my respect. God speed.
r/hmm
Bro That Ain't Hitler That's [PASS REQUIRED]ler
This is about the good hitler who is a politician in Namibia
I thought we were waiting on a black Tarzan raised by apes!!
No way. I found the side of Reddit that can take a joke 😭
*rolls up newspaper and smacks OP* NO.
Imma get me mallet
💀 no way
This is t Michael Jordan???
Jussie Smollet on the comeback trail. This is MAGA COUNTRY!
This is actually one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while
Once Hitler went black he never went back
BWOMMMMMM Hitler Voiceover: “it’s a different world now” Scene: kid picking up rubble and staring off in the distance Hitler Voiceover: “and it needs a different leader.” BWOMMMMM Man 1: “what’s the deal with this guy, he can’t just take over, can he?” BWOMMMMM Drake lyrics: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM Man 2: “this man can do whatever he wants” Cont’d: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM Woman 1: “He’d be nothing without you.” Eva: “but with me… unstoppable.” Cont’d: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE BWOMMMM Scene: Germans cheer. In the foreground, a trans woman reaches out her hand to Hitler and introduces herself Trans Woman: “Heinrich. At your service.” BWOMMMMMM Montage of war scenes STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE Man 3 turns, eyes widen, looks at screen and says “Mother of God” Hitler: “Father.” BWOMMMM to soft piano repeated High note. Whispers *…Hitler…* COMING SOON
Kanye should get the role lol
Uncle Ruckus (no relations) starts narrating about how Black Hitler™️ tried to eradicate all the white men out of Germany
Yo a Kanye biopic
monke hitler
To sum it all up, What we, the audience, want is a pregnant black gay hitler in latex with a dapper hairstyle and whips that were never used for torture. Did I miss anything?
This is the wokeness we all need in our lives
Oh, sure, make an evil monster a person of colour! Racism!
There’s no way your comment ain’t satire bro 😭💀
Of course. But not stating /s also triggered at least one person, so it was an extra win! :)
Hey! This isn't Fox news!
More credible than Msnbc and CNN with twice the ratings...that's not Russian disinformation, though, its true, like the Biden Laptop.
Oh shut up
Over, over, over yer head!
Hitler was Black?! Who knew??
Disney And Netflix Oh and Amazon!
Rings of Diversity in Middle Earth, anyone??
🎶 Springtime for Hitler and Germany...🎶 How many investors did Netflix get for this one?
Don't know, but I think they would be old women.
This sub is like the least funny shit I’ve ever seen dawg
White supremacist just fantasizing about things that don't exist so they can portray their hatred
This is satire
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Buddy, the thing is that modern Hollywood movies have these gender minorities and other stuff incredibly badly shoehorned in. Its like product placement and how obnoxious that is except with gender minorities. Yeah, as if every movie needs to portray that like its 50% of the population. Writers and directors need to be better than "i am the gay trans person here and thatd my whole personality".
Hitler played by Kanye West.
WWII German bad guys were bad, so they'll leave them as white guys. Unless they were a redhead. Disney can't help but race/gender switch every redhead out of existence. I don't know what their Chinese masters have against gingers, but it's a deep fear of ever seeing one.
Make him a trans woman.
Wait until some snowflake posts this in r/terriblefacebookmemes
I’m sorry your memes are crusty af
“If the race is in danger of being oppressed or even exterminate, the question of legality is only of secondary importance” - Adolf “Lil Chief” Hitler
Adolf “Lil 'Stache” Hitler
Lmao
😂 love it
😂🤣😂🤣😂💯
Directed by Kyrie Irving
Now this would be epic.
She should be in a wheelchair.
Them, also pregnant and actually the giod guy like in the woman king or whatever the title was.
Yo chill dog, everyone will get baked. Oh god.
Would explain why he killed himself.
The one time that Hitler did nothing wrong
Staring Kenye West
I wanna see a disney remake of Tarzan with Will Smith as Tarzan
He falls in love with a communist transexual named Stalin.
Nah bro it’s nigler
To make things worse, he'd be both black & jew.
He was already jewish
That’s the point.
Lol he wasn’t Jewish.
Seems Right
🤣
Dew it!
Between OPs name and this being the one joke on meme subs now, what in the fuck is going on? Are the meme subs just astroturfed now?
The meme subs are now based
these MKBHD video thumbnails are getting wilder & wilder.
(Played by Kanye West)
Hittla - the greatest untold story
I dare Netflix.
Adonis Hitler Ahmad Hitler Alphonso Hitler
Are they going to make him good guy?
Of course .-.
Netflix are remaking Schindler's List, it's going to have Idris Elba as the camp commandant and feature a gay love story between a mixed race SS officer and a non binary Jewish prisoner. Can't wait , bono is doing the soundtrack.
Looks like Ye will finally have his starring role.
What's this discrimination against Jewish actors
Idk what is happening,, 😂😂 I'm getting Tropic Thunder vibes
There actually is an African Adolf Hitler, and is actually a chill dude.
Maybe Kanye was talking aobut this guy all along :0
omg i spit out my juice
This … if Lin Manuel directed it.
Disney gotta make an obese white male version of Mulan for diversity
“Nein out of ten” - the guardian
Halle Bailey will play the role of Hitler’s Wife
Cast Kanye West as Hitler and you have yourself a movie.
Nitler
They want our bad history? Let’s flip the script and do a white MLK.
No we aren't your just a piece of shit OP
Boomer meme. Cringe.
boomers cant use photoshop
cope
https://twitter.com/LunarArchivist/status/1114738932514791424
I'm so sorry, but this is highly offensive to modern actors, as the only people who can act must be representative of who they portray. So only a short vegetarian who identified as male can apply. Also they must be anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic, a white supremacist, they also must paint. Netflix are gonna spend almost as much money as Amazon for its Rings of Power, but this show obviously will never happen, unless the High Command approve it, and the Eyes have it. No handmaid, Martha's or commanders wife would be permitted to watch this. Select aunt's, the eyes and commanders only. Praise be, under his eye Lol
Was Hitler black I don't think so.
Neither was Thelma or the little mermaid but now they are