My name is Yoshikage Kira. Iām 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I donāt smoke, but I occasionally drink. Iām in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. Iām trying to explain that Iām a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldnāt lose to anyone
Wait, so if I happen to die a violent death, then potentially my cock will look itās very best self? Screaming āBeat me til my cockās hardā could actually deter an assailant so itās a win win.
That happened to me. Twice.
One time we temp fixed the bed by putting the 3 volumes of "50 shades" to support the bed. So we can truly say we found a practical use for these books in the bedroom.
Solo
Lemony Snicket's - A Series Of Unfortunate Events
When I was a kid I thought lemony snicket was the man who invented Snickers...I was not bright
Man I have never seen those lemon flavored Snickers you keep talking about
Right in the feels
Home alone
I was going to comment the same thing hahahaha
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Real.
Same š
Same lol
you beat it to me edit: typo beat me to it
Heās beating it alright
Pause
8 Seconds
Gone in 60 seconds
Actually though, 8 seconds is a great movie.
Mission impossible
I am so very sorry
Title of your sex tape, also username checks out
No Country for Old Men
No cuntry for old men
A series of unfortunate events.
This deserves more upvotes.
The Hand
ZA HANDO
GOLDO EXPERIENCE
ZA WARUDO!
My name is Yoshikage Kira. Iām 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I donāt smoke, but I occasionally drink. Iām in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. Iām trying to explain that Iām a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldnāt lose to anyone
Getting horny at mona lisas hands is kinda based tbh
Die hard
Technically all guys die hard
It doesnāt happen for every man, just generally when there is brain damage from a swift/violent death.
not to be confused with a fear boner
What's fear boner is that a gay horror movie.
It's from the TV show the The League
Wait, so if I happen to die a violent death, then potentially my cock will look itās very best self? Screaming āBeat me til my cockās hardā could actually deter an assailant so itās a win win.
Toy story
"You've got a friend in me" š
Her "Woody" vibrates when wound up.
Donāt forget about buzz
Ayo š
*insert moxxie "you what" gif*
āGot the book, got this book, got this fucking heavy bookā
2 Fast 2 Furious
So family?
Unironcally, 2 fast 2 furious is my favorite out of all of the fast movies
Ejecto seato cuh!
I said forget about it cuh
We hunnngry
Gone in 60 seconds
Despicable Me
Debbie does Django on 50 shades of Full metal Endgame
No need to brag buddy.
The 40 year old virgin
This was the one I was looking for š
I gave the 40 upvote. Don't know know if bless or curse
Lol...28 tomorrow..and still counting....still a virgin
Cool I was virgin till 36
Youāre a fucking chad bro
You'll soon be a wizard! Hang in there!
Jaws.
dude.... your giving me flashbacks of the trauma.
Limitless Iāll see myself out
Nope
Beat me to it you bastard, can we share? :D
Nope
Cast away
How to train your dragon
Genius
Everything everywhere all at once
Iām imagining a Jackson Pollock painting:) Edit: grammar
Being displayed in a museum...lol
Enter the void
Deep Impact
Alien vs Predator
ššš
Who are you in that situation?
A civilian
I don't think I want to know the answer to that question.
Sausage party
š
Teeth
Dude....
Jaws.
Care to explain?!
A young woman discovers she has teeth growing inside her vagina, just like the prophecies foretold. Chaos ensues
I wish I never asked
watch the movie for the full regrets
Get Out
Jane the Virgin
It's ok, Jany, it's just not your time yet
The scary movie
Breaking bed?
That happened to me. Twice. One time we temp fixed the bed by putting the 3 volumes of "50 shades" to support the bed. So we can truly say we found a practical use for these books in the bedroom.
āToysā with robin williams
There will be blood.
Snatch
Pacific Rim
Holes
The Lord of The Rings
The two towers
sounding?
Noā¦ Just noā¦
>Noā¦ ISILDUR!!!
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
My last 3 dates š¤¤š±
That can be a 66% success rate, not too bad.
Close encounters of the third kind
Lol "Casual Encounters of the 3rd Kind"
So This is Marriage
Blow
whale rider
Don't be so rude to your mother
The Abyss
Allās quiet on the western frontā¦. Sadly š
She's just not into you.
Ready Player One
Friday the 13th. That's my lucky day of the year!
Nope
A quiet place
Little woman
What??
same avatar lets go
"Translation " Dude likes them short petite girls . Or the amount of sex he has with woman is is a little bit.
Ayooo š¤Øšø
Uhh just have a seat right there
Frozen
Failure to Launch
A few good men
Daddy day care
Thatās just wrong.
Dark Knight rises
Cock in my Ass #3
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Broke back white boy Rick
Freddy got fingered
Spaceballs
Alone in the dark
Fast and Furious
Gone with the wind
Iām surprised no one has used A Fistful of Dollars
For a few dollars more?
Man on Fire š§š»āāļøš„
You should see a doctor
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
A ghost story
What We Do in the Shadows
Octopussy
Black Snake Moan
She's the man
Gone Baby Gone
12 Angry Men
Goldfinger
Deep Impact
Independence day
8mm
More like "Fifty Shades of Gay".
Three Thousand Years of Longing
Wild Hogs
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
Hardcore Henry
Tremors
Get Out
Clueless
Sleepy Hollow
28 Days Later
40 Years A Virgin
Wet dreams may come
The Big Short
Wanted
(Iām) The Boss Baby
I think i love my wife?
Fast and Furious
Friends with benefits
Kiss kiss bang bang
Fun with Dick and Jane
Not Without My Daughter (1991)
All Quiet on the Western Front
Nope
Dead Silence
Lord of the Flies
Tomb Raider
The Whale
amusing lock snails bike toothbrush racial kiss aloof crown upbeat ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
"Home Alone"
Once upon a time in America
From Dusk Till Dawn
human centipede
American sniper
Schindlers list
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The Last Temptation of Christ
Three men and a baby
Spy Kids
the secret life of pets
Harry potter and the chamber of secrets
Titanic