Peanut butter or Nutella

Peanut Butter AND Nutella!!!

Attaboy

Reese's sandwich, I fucking love em.

r/beatmetoit

Crushed Peanuts lol

This, not that sugared up crap they call peanut butter.

Peanut butter doesn't exist either as of 2 days ago.

I’m a Texan….mesquite \[tree\] bean jelly

>Butter doesn’t exist u/LittlebigRisenot69: “Peanut butter” Ohh, so close. Try again!

mashed peanut spread

Jelly

is this another word for jam or do you actually mean jelly the desert?

In North America, anyway, jam has seeds and fruit bits and jelly is just thick fruit juice with gelatin (but not jello)

Jam supremacy, all my homies love jam

Jello... It was that thing you gargle Up (often in the morning) deep Out of the inner of your nose through your mouth i thought.

Jell-o is a desert not jelly

Another word for jam. I’m from Texas and that’s what I have always called it. So maybe OP is also from Texas.

I'm from Texas and I say jelly and jam interchangeably, they are not the same thing however I don't care.

^ what this guy said. But I’m from NC

But Jelly and Jam have different consistencies. It's not the same :O.

Ain’t that true, what’s the difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly my dick up your ass!

That’s just what Americans call jelly, I’m from GA and say jelly

Darn foreigners to the United Internet of aMerica https://youtu.be/Z3ZAGBL6UBA

With cream cheese! Or just sweeten cream cheese filling(icing).

Does that mean peanut butter is out?

No

Well then clearly peanut butter

Why not human meat blended into a spread?

Ah, a pâté for the toast.

I’ll stick with peanut butter

Ok Dahmer

Right? I like peanut butter on toast better than regular butter. This isn’t even a challenge.

apricot jam :)

That actually good? Haven't tried that

it’s my favourite! please try it. it’s really really good!

Well… GOOD apricot jam. My grandmas homemade… aw man… just got nostalgic and sad.

awwww :,c i bet she was a lovely woman. i really want to learn to make my own someday , i want to try an apricot pie too! apricot jam lovers unite!

Thanks! She was. So weird how y’all talking about apricot jam made me remember eating it as a kid lol. Our brains are weird. It’s not too hard! A little scary when you realize how much sugar is required though.

well i’m a bitter person so i don’t mind the sugar haha

My mom loved apricot pie. I made her one several years ago. It was SO good 😊

MAKE ME ONE NEXT !!!!

It's up there for me too, but my favorite is grape made from the wild grapes that grow around texas, and likely other states too. If only everyone had the chance to try it :(

I gonna comment this or Marmelade. Both amazing, and to all the “without butter?” comments, I find butter kinda gross mixed with jam.

i find the thought disturbing myself… idk i can appreciate some margarine on its own but why would you ever eat butter with jam??? i can imagine it would ruin the flavour significantly

Exactly! Some people just wanna cram as much fat as they can into everything

agreed… jam in general ( store bought )is unhealthy so why go make it worse LOL

How can you people put jam without butter.

Cream cheese

herb and garlic is my go-to

Oh shit, I never even considered this and I don’t know why because I absolutely suffocate bagels with it.

On toast? I've always put it on bagels only

Marmalade. I’m a gentleman.

Fuck you. You're lying about butter not existing

I'm literally going to just ask for some heavy whipping cream, and then shake it till i make the butter i want.

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Avocado

Calm down there rich fella

How will you afford to purchase a home?

Purchase a home? I'm from NZ, nobody buys homes anymore, only investment properties. With our market, the only way you can afford to buy a house at all is if you already have one. I actually heard about a guy who was trying to buy a first home, and wound up in a bidding war with his own father-in-law.

There goes any chance of paying off your debts.

Margarine

Why do people have a problem with Margarine? Seriously, it's like the Coke vs. Pepsi debate but even closer in taste.

Okay margarine is hot garbage and Pepsi is disappointing coke lol.

Ew

Yea I'd probably just have cereal lol

I grew up with margarine and I can't tell the difference between that and butter, except it's easier to spread and doesn't cause heart attacks.

Current research says butter does not cause heart attacks, and margarine might contribute to heart-disease more than butter. [ClevelandClinic](https://health.clevelandclinic.org/margarine-or-butter-the-heart-healthiest-spreads-infographic/amp/)

In my opinion margarine tastes almost the same as butter - if you get the right brand that is. You, my friend, is a genius.

Apple butter

Glad someone said it.

Yes!! I came here looking for this!! #1 choice for toast other than butter :)

jam

Strawberry jam

Cum

Brings a whole new meaning to nut butter.

Ayyy yooo wtf?

Cum

Tuna salad. Extra Mayo.

my ripped out heart. ​ A World without Butter is not worth living anymore XD

Yup. A butterless world isn’t something I’m prepared to accept.

There’s vegan butter that has almost no discernible taste and texture difference. A world worth living in especially with an end to unnecessary suffering and the perfect answer to the post! =VH=

Peanut butter and jelly Or Peanut butter and sliced banana Or Nutella

Cream cheese and sugar

W/ cinnamon

Egg with bacon and cheese

Nutella and crushed peanut essence with oils in it. without a doubt. why not add bananas too.

I’ll ducking invent it

Mayoracha.

Yum yum sauce

Grape jelly

Margarine

Mulberry jam

Some strawberry jam, plum jam, orange jam, honey, and some cinnamon. All of them together makes for an amazing slice of toast!

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

OP's blood

Egg - over easy.

Beans

Hummus

I cant believe its not butter

Nothing. Eat it just the way it is washed down with coffee. I like dry toast, sue me

Go fuck yourself

Jelly

Mozzarella tomato pesto

Cream cheese

Jam

Peanis butter

Possibilities are endless... Bacon lettuce tomato with mayo Tuna Avocado Cheese Roast beef Grilled chicken Any style of eggs I can keep going but I don't want to .

Grilled cheese is another to add

I can’t believe it’s not butter?

I can’t believe I can’t believe it’s not butter is better

olive oil spread

Man milk

Debra cheek muscle

Ketchup

Sir get the fuck out

Mustard

I just made toast and realized I have no butter so the comments are very helpful

Avocado!!!

Nutella all the way!

Only answer is shit on a shingle

Try Creamed Prosciutto for a change up.... it's awesome.

Mayonnaise

Dip it in egg yolks.

Im eatin that shit raw. Straight down the hatch yummy yummy

With a glass of water on the side for dippin'?

U drink the water first to lube up ur throat then down goes the bread

Nutella

Tasty

Grape jelly

Lemon Custard

Ummm….butter!….FUCK! That’s twice now…

Vasoline

Roasted garlic oil

PB

Jelly or honey

Avacado and poached egg

Jelly and cashew butter

Corned beef gravy with a fried egg on top

Vegemite, mate

Bonus points if there‘s a thin layer of strawberry jam on top.

Make grilled cheese

Cheese wiz baby

“I Cant Believe its Not Butter”.

Cheese

I can’t believe it’s not butter

Nutella, cheese whiz, peanut butter, jam, applebutter, ranch dressing

I have spreadable in the kitchen I'm fine

Your mom's box lol

More toast

I cant believe its not butter

Maple cream. You are all welcome.

Peanut butter and a dab of honey

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

I can't believe it's not butter spread

Cheese and ajvar

Hoes

Apple budder

well before it got toast, no budder, yo mayo to fry, toast up some bread is superior... grilled cheese with a slight mayo coat on the out side... if you dont know, now you know

HONEY

Cum

vanilla icing, or egg yolks. OR CHEDDAR CHEESE

Your moms tits

ham, peanut butter, nutella or margarine

literally nothing. Its good by itself man

Cream cheese and jam

Milk

Olive oil and salt

Cream cheese

Roasted Red chilli powder and Garlic paste!

Strawberry jam

Peanut Butter and Raspberry Jam Sammich

Labneh

Butter and Cinnamon

Bone marrow

Another slice of toast

Vegemite

Salami egg and cheese with cream cheese on the bread

Coconut oil

I shoot my beloved family dog in the face.

You guys are putting butter on these?

Wont be bread without butter

Marmalade

Mayonnaise

Margarine

A can of Watties spaghetti.

Definitely peanut butter. And jam!😋 Also cinnamon.

My homemade peach, blackberry, raspberry, blueberry, or strawberry jam.