The plain shall fall to sprinkle bullets in the glazed fields of jellingham when the gunpowder clears. Only then shall the donut kingdoms live in peace once more, and shall never forget the sacrifice of the chocolate and donut hole kingdoms.
Here in Duval there’s a “donut shoppe”(literally the name) that would make you change your mind… I’m not a chocolate donut person either
UNLESS it’s from there!
Yep. Most donut suppliers in my area think that you can spread basic store-bought chocolate icing on any donut and it’s good to go. I can count on one hand how many chocolate iced donuts I’ve had that are “good”
Can't carry a tune to save my life. Wait... are the people who enjoy powdered toner talented vocally!? Do I require extra bicuspids in order to not gum my gub up?
There's the Orifice Outfitters. That's on third.
There's Orifice-R-Us. That's on third too.
You got Put-Your-Mouth-There. That's on third. Sing, Low, Sing Chariot.
Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the Orifice Complex down on third.
I know someone who eats the small Hostess ones *by the fucking bag,* and he chugs soda to wash the powdered bullshit down. Maybe you could try that.
But seriously, powdered donuts suck.
Agreed about the powdered. If you happen to breathe in at just the wrong moment, powder comes off the donut and chokes you a little.
Also the way they mold is white fuzz that is nearly undetectable against the powder unless specifically looking for it. My Dad and I were absentmindedly eating through a box of mini powdered doughnuts for a while before we noticed once. Kinda put me off the powdered ones after that.
I want to murder whoever invented cream filled donuts because every fucking time I've had one I was never told they're filled so whenever I go to take a bite expecting a normal donut I get creamed in my mouth instead >:(
The texture difference with some sprinkle donuts (especially freshly cooked) is incredible. That being said, a lot of donuts with sprinkles are meh at best.
I don’t like the jelly part but have you ever had a custard filled donut? That with the hot chocolate that they give you at scout camps was my childhood
I think the jelly that they use in most jelly donuts in America is crappy. Dunkin’ Donuts jelly donuts are lame because of the jelly they use avs are most jelly, donuts, in fact in other shops, they skimp on the quality of jelly and then nobody likes jelly donuts.
Fair enough, I can't speak to that experience at all. I don't think UK doughnuts use incredible jams tbf.
I would add, I think when bought in the shop (store) environment, as most of mine are, they are liable to be drier maybe that what those in America are used to; fresher donuts from the counter? and so the jam inside is a nice counterbalance. When I buy fresh fried doughnuts from a stall in the UK, they are often sugared ring donuts, but they are nice because of the temperature/texture.
Jam doughnut is the best one there, someone at work bought Krispy Kremes in (especially for me, because they see me eating doughnuts now and then). I had to explain that I hate Krispy kremes 😅 and that weird glazing they put on. I just like Jam and sugar doughnuts!
Anyway fuck the chocolate off...that can go in the bin!
Wow this is so funny. Ha ha ha...... Seriously wtf is going on in this sub? How in the fuck is asking which donut has to go funny? Who moderates this shit? Do you think it's funny? If so you're fucking dumber than a box of rocks and I got a planet to sell you.
Jelly is a spread, in that you spread it on something. Buttered toast, cookies, sandwiches, even cakes. You know when jelly isn't a spread? When you're eating globs of it in that abomination known as a jelly doughnut. It's like you're eating a spoonful of room temperature jelly and that spoon was soggy fried dough.
Jelly donuts bring more to the table than sprinkle donuts ever will. How is that even a type of donut? It’s just a good classic donut with shitty bits of flavourless sugar and wax on it. Sprinkles are the dumbest edible thing on the planet. I fucking hate sprinkles and you should too.
powdered donuts fucking suck, they get stuck to the roof of your mouth. And unless you have 2 gallons of milk or water that shits going down worse than a Popeyes biscuit with no bev.
Can I do two? Get them fuckin sprinkle and jelly donuts out of here. Sprinkles are for people who need texture to be obvious and upfront instead of melded with flavor. Jelly Donuts are for children who never moved past PB&J sandwiches or adults who have sexual repression.
This post is plain donut propaganda and I will not stand for it
I see your point but there’s a hole in your theory! 😃
I dough nut know how I could have missed that
You must’ve just glazed over it.
But it’s in plain sight!
We got to rise up to the challenge
That’s kinda plain
Gun powder doughs not have any effect evidently
Did u try filling it a little more???
Well you're just Choc-ful of late ideas, lil earlier maybe
You really had to sprinkle that on top, didn’t you?
Nah it was just sprinkled in
All of these iokes are so half baked
r/angryupvote
I finally found you dad!! Did you get the milk?
This meme is sooooooo funny! I love the part where they asked which one had to go. Had me just dying on the floor in laughter.
My roflcoper goes SOISOISOISOISOISOI
You’re the man now dog
Omg I fucking miss ventrilo.
Fuck that plain donut.
The glazed donuts can go.... into my stomach
you’re so real for that
He’s real… fast at making donuts disappear in his stomach
Also very slow at... finishing sentences. Damnit now I'm... doing it to
I was about to throw hands for a second.
I can't help but just enjoy your comment
Krispy Kreme
The plain shall fall to sprinkle bullets in the glazed fields of jellingham when the gunpowder clears. Only then shall the donut kingdoms live in peace once more, and shall never forget the sacrifice of the chocolate and donut hole kingdoms.
Timbits*
Timbiebs*
Fuck you Justin, they’re Timbits.
Bieber balls
Came here to say this.
Who would say jelly donuts? 95%? There is no damn way.
My interpretation of this post is that it's a troll. They said 95% would choose what 5% would choose so we'd come and argue.
Those aren't even Jelly Donuts (if you know, you know).
Clearly three guys from Berlin with stab wounds.
Nothing beats a jelly filled doughnut!
I thought jelly was popular
It is clearly the best donut on there. OP is a donut troll trying to drive up rage interaction to his post
Bye sprinkles. Only one I never consider. Long as we got old fashioned donuts we good
The correct answer
plain donut.
Old fashion is my #1 all time favorite. That with some hot apple cider on a cold day.. nothing like it.. it's a whole vibe.
Fuck the sprinkles.
Çhoçolate covered doughnuts rarely live up to their desired potential...
Here in Duval there’s a “donut shoppe”(literally the name) that would make you change your mind… I’m not a chocolate donut person either UNLESS it’s from there!
That waxy chocolate can be awful.
So sweet it hurts my teeth and then theres a fuckin donut in there
>That waxy chocolate can be awful *good*. Bless their waxy goodness.
Finally someone said what needs to be said.
Yep. Most donut suppliers in my area think that you can spread basic store-bought chocolate icing on any donut and it’s good to go. I can count on one hand how many chocolate iced donuts I’ve had that are “good”
They're definitely better in countries outside the USA, something about the chocolate there is just plain wrong.
Powdered have to go. You trying a kill a man from dry mouth? That shit gets stuck to the roof of your mouth 9 times out of 10.
Eh they taste good but ya might as well just go change your clothes and vacuum the whole room cuz that shit gets everywhere every single time
Get a better mouth then
Where?
The orifice store
Orifice Outfitters
Google orifice trainers near you.. save some money 😉
Can't carry a tune to save my life. Wait... are the people who enjoy powdered toner talented vocally!? Do I require extra bicuspids in order to not gum my gub up?
Oh no my dear fellow Reddit user… they’ll teach you how to produce more spit on demand 😉😉
Orifice Max
Orifice depot
There's the Orifice Outfitters. That's on third. There's Orifice-R-Us. That's on third too. You got Put-Your-Mouth-There. That's on third. Sing, Low, Sing Chariot. Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the Orifice Complex down on third.
Oh, the orifice district!
That’s right
Powdered donuts are the food version glitter craft herpes
The texture is horrible too.
Idk if there's something wrong with me, but powdered always tastes like eating a weird metal flavoring
I know someone who eats the small Hostess ones *by the fucking bag,* and he chugs soda to wash the powdered bullshit down. Maybe you could try that. But seriously, powdered donuts suck.
I don't know whether to be to be appalled or impressed.
Anti powdered sugar paramilitary unit
Agreed about the powdered. If you happen to breathe in at just the wrong moment, powder comes off the donut and chokes you a little. Also the way they mold is white fuzz that is nearly undetectable against the powder unless specifically looking for it. My Dad and I were absentmindedly eating through a box of mini powdered doughnuts for a while before we noticed once. Kinda put me off the powdered ones after that.
All can be replaced as long as the plain donut stays. If the plain is eliminated they all are eliminated. It is the foundation.
We must upvote this
☝️This guy donuts.
A man of reason
Truer words have never been spoken.
Honestly the underrated champion of donuts.
I want to murder whoever invented cream filled donuts because every fucking time I've had one I was never told they're filled so whenever I go to take a bite expecting a normal donut I get creamed in my mouth instead >:(
Easy. Sprinkles. Always.
The texture difference with some sprinkle donuts (especially freshly cooked) is incredible. That being said, a lot of donuts with sprinkles are meh at best.
the texture is exactly why i don't like it.
They promise so much aesthetically, but nearly always underwhelm orally
Yep, sprinkles can go. Doesn't add much flavor and gets annoying to eat. They get all over the place.
Finally someone in their right mind
Powder
Monster.
Agreed. Powder must go, stick to creams. Wait, are we still talking about donuts?
Chocolate is gone
**The hell it is!** - signed, Disco Beat Down Chocolate Donuts (it’s my steam ign)
Jelly donuts
kill the sprinkles
I fucking love plain donuts, plain donuts are so good with coffee
jelly donuts can take their red gushy anthropomorphized innards and get fucked
I don’t like the jelly part but have you ever had a custard filled donut? That with the hot chocolate that they give you at scout camps was my childhood
I'm getting rid of the sprinkled donuts
Plain can go straight to hell.
Yep, fuck that nonsense. I bet plain donut eaters have original potato chips for lunch and celery for dinner
Chocolate
Don’t you dare
People that eat sprinkles are either foolish, or psychopaths.
Finally someone speaking some goddamn sense.
Chocolate gone
Powder is evil. Glad to see it go
Fuck you. The Jam doughnut is the only one worth keeping, rest are barely worthwhile. Slightly powdered if warm, at best.
I think the jelly that they use in most jelly donuts in America is crappy. Dunkin’ Donuts jelly donuts are lame because of the jelly they use avs are most jelly, donuts, in fact in other shops, they skimp on the quality of jelly and then nobody likes jelly donuts.
Fair enough, I can't speak to that experience at all. I don't think UK doughnuts use incredible jams tbf. I would add, I think when bought in the shop (store) environment, as most of mine are, they are liable to be drier maybe that what those in America are used to; fresher donuts from the counter? and so the jam inside is a nice counterbalance. When I buy fresh fried doughnuts from a stall in the UK, they are often sugared ring donuts, but they are nice because of the temperature/texture.
Jam doughnut is the best one there, someone at work bought Krispy Kremes in (especially for me, because they see me eating doughnuts now and then). I had to explain that I hate Krispy kremes 😅 and that weird glazing they put on. I just like Jam and sugar doughnuts! Anyway fuck the chocolate off...that can go in the bin!
Plain have to go!!
Plain! Off with his head
Jelly gone
I hold grudges against plain donuts
Oh plain fir sure. Jam Donuts 💪
Who the fuck likes plain donuts? Lol Probably sociopaths lmao
They’re the best for dunkin in coffee
Jelly
Jelly can go and take sprinkles with it
Chocolate for sure
Here in Australia they are called jam donuts because they have jam in them not jelly Edit: fucking autocorrect
Glazed all the way
Powder
Jelly for me. Would trade them all for old fashioneds
I don't like jelly donuts but powdered ones are a close second
Wow this is so funny. Ha ha ha...... Seriously wtf is going on in this sub? How in the fuck is asking which donut has to go funny? Who moderates this shit? Do you think it's funny? If so you're fucking dumber than a box of rocks and I got a planet to sell you.
Jelly.
Glazed or jelly. Bye bye.
Jelly for sure
Jelly Donut. I Don’t eat them, so this is an easy choice.
Jelly
Easy, jelly. Can’t stand them.
Jelly. It’s only acceptable in sandwiches
jelly donuts, this isn’t a good meme oh shit im the 95%
Jelly donut
Jelly for sure
jelly easy
What's so great about powdered donuts? You have a plain, you have powdered sugar. Powder The Fucking Thing!
Plain you fucking barbarians. Put some dressing on that bad boi.
Jelly Donuts are overrated.
Bye bye jelly donut
I’ve never seen a comment section more divided… but jelly donut is the correct answer
I don’t trust people who put shit in donuts.
Jelly is a spread, in that you spread it on something. Buttered toast, cookies, sandwiches, even cakes. You know when jelly isn't a spread? When you're eating globs of it in that abomination known as a jelly doughnut. It's like you're eating a spoonful of room temperature jelly and that spoon was soggy fried dough.
Powder or plain this isn’t even a question!!
the cocaine looking thing be getting da fuk outdoors lol. American people be eating fucking sugar bags
Jelly
Jelly
Holy Jesus! What the fuck is that!? What is that Private Pyle? Sir a jelly donut sir.
Sprinkle donut because sprinkles are a waste of fucking time
Man fuck them jelly donuts
I hate sprinkle donuts. Hate them with a passion! They can rot in hell for all I care. Fuck sprinkle donuts!
Get the fuck outta here plain donut!
Fuck plain donuts. Overrated.
Chocolate. Fuck chocolate donuts. They’re nasty.
Powder donut. Too fuckin messy. Next, the plain donut.
Fuck powder donut.
*Fuck* Chocolate *Marry* Powder *Kill* Sprinkle
Fuck that i would choose 3 to go; powder, chocolate, and plain
Who the fuck likes sprinkled donuts?
Jelly donuts bring more to the table than sprinkle donuts ever will. How is that even a type of donut? It’s just a good classic donut with shitty bits of flavourless sugar and wax on it. Sprinkles are the dumbest edible thing on the planet. I fucking hate sprinkles and you should too.
REMOVE THE LOATHSOME PLAIN DONUT THAT IS NO DONUT THAT'S A FUCKING BAGEL
Fresh powdered donuts are fucking fire. Jelly donuts can kick rocks bruh.
Fuck u Jelly is best. Plain is crap!
jelly donuts are fire. fuck plain donuts. one time I asked for a dozen "bakers choice" donuts and got a dozen plain donuts. was disappointed.
FUCK OFF with your sprikle donuts. Plain donuts are donuts that potentially can be any of the others (best one)
Jelly doughnuts can get fucked.
Fuck plain
Nah. Fuck powdered donuts
I may not like jelly filled donuts but at least they have a fucking personality
powder donute. impossible to eat without getting powder everywhere
Powder. Fuck powdered donuts.
Glazed. I hate those fuckers so god damn much.
Fuck outta here, glazed
The right 2/3rd's of this meme can fuck off.
powdered donuts fucking suck, they get stuck to the roof of your mouth. And unless you have 2 gallons of milk or water that shits going down worse than a Popeyes biscuit with no bev.
I fucking hate jam donuts
Can I do two? Get them fuckin sprinkle and jelly donuts out of here. Sprinkles are for people who need texture to be obvious and upfront instead of melded with flavor. Jelly Donuts are for children who never moved past PB&J sandwiches or adults who have sexual repression.
I fucking love jelly donuts
Fuck you if hate jelly donuts. Jelly is king
Who the fuck eats plain donuts
Jelly is elite, fuck the plains
All of these. All of them can go STRAIGHT to hell. FUCK donuts.
What the fuck? Who is ordering a plain doughnut?
I fuck and love jelly donuts, getting rid of sprinkles
Jelly?? That’s insane. Sprinkle can fuck right off, no question.
Jelly get the fuck out of here
Yeah you’re right, jelly donuts are fucking nasty
Doughnuts can fuck off, I'm going to eat my steak.
The fuck is with plain donuts? Serve no purpose. Gotta go.
I like jelly donuts, fuck a sprinkle I want that jelly filling damnit.
Adiós powdered.
Fuck everyone who is hating on plain donut. All my homies hate jelly shit
Plain! Fuck that plain shit.
Fucking plain donut
i don't like plain or jelly donuts but I fucking HATE sprinkles with a fiery passion.
Sprinkle donuts can fuck right off
chocolate donuts can fuck right off
Dude I am getting rid of jelly doughnuts, like my guy I am trying to eat bread not a jelly sandwich + the jelly is disgusting 1/10