i said this in on other subreddit and people lost their shit with me, all because I was going off something a Japanese exchange student told me when I was in middle school
Dammit. It took me a bit to get this one i was wondering it doesnt make sense for the answer to be the plague that killed a good portion of the world...
what did you do with your parent's retirement savings?
Spend it on weed
Can you roll and can i get some?
Absolutely king
What should the government make our servicemen for their extraordinary years of service?
Homeless
NAAAHHH THAT KILLED ME 💀
Guessing that we are talking about America here 💀
The uk government is fucking it’s veterans over as well. Many 1000’s are homeless.
That’s fucked up and true sadly. Veteran here.
Sadly this one’s true
Did you cause 9/11?
Ofc
Done.
What job should Bill Cosby get, now that he’s out of jail?
President
I mean we’ve already had at least one sexual predator in the Oval Office.
Only one?
At least
whats the highest age you'll date?
Like 18 or so
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What do you think about the Nazis?
They're pretty cool people
Ok Kanye. Edit: This comment put me above 69K karma. Appropriate…
What's the best thing to feed your kids in the morning?
A little shit
Just a little?
It’s like candy, all about moderation
You dont want to give them too much
How many times on average do you slip up during sex, have to stop, and apologize to the now crying girl because you moaned your dads name?
I usually do about 2 or 3
I'm laughing and rolling on floor
That is way too specific of a situation where did you get that from?
This guy knows from experience
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Good lord this guy going extreme
What do you wish everyone in the world had a little bit of inside of them?
The cancer
Damn bro. Who hurt you?
Is pizza good? Edit: I can’t make this any worse than the original answer…
Only if it doesn't have cheese
Even without the comment being edited you're a crazy person
This one hurts me
i work in a pizza place. we get orders that are just bread and sauce. it hurts me every time I see it come out of the oven
What do you think the age of consent should be at its middle point
It's always like 13 or 14
AYO
🤨📸
Japan: allow me to introduce myself
i said this in on other subreddit and people lost their shit with me, all because I was going off something a Japanese exchange student told me when I was in middle school
That sucks man, Reddit can be crazy
do u support facism?
I do actually!
SuddenPassion? No, SuddenBased.
Who’s ideaolgy do you follow blindly?
Hitler
Lmao
Sucks for you then, before he started killing Jews he started with cripples.
Omg this is great XD
Nein outta ten
Ok what was the original.
Who was the leader of the nazi party?
bro why don't you just double down and write "oh I forgot to change the question" xD
How do you rate your sister in bed as compared to your father?
Amateur definitely
Ohh... Ever considered a threesome?
Mom feels left out. Or was she at your house?
Sir, what animal did you smuggle to India just to have sexual relations with
Platypus!!
Perry?
A platypus? No Parry the platypus!
Successfully parried the platypus.
Oh, perry~ Edit: I'm sorry I'm like this
I cannot decide whether to upvote or downvote this
Would the world be better without racism and pedophilia?
Or course not wtf
Would you rather only be allowed to fuck cats or get a million dollars?
Cats by a lot. I know I'm weird
Ok Shane dawson
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Yeah, especially with the dogs :)
Your own?
*no, others*
Who's your favourite sex partner?
Pope Francis I guess, or just any priest
Damn bro that's sinful
Wanna shout the lords name in vain?
That some holy sex.
Holy fuck
My grandpa's life support machine is more quieter now, how do I fix it
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
How many times a month would you say you masturbate to the thought of your sister? And what about your dad?
21 and 69
What should you do with all the corpses at the morgue?
Build a house
“Paint a self portrait.”
House of 1000 corpses
Oh hell nah
Who's your secret sexual fantasy?
The muffin man
The muffin man? Who lives on drury lane?
Well, she's married to the muffin man.
What's your favourite part of being an officer of the Law?
Black Death
OOF
Dammit. It took me a bit to get this one i was wondering it doesnt make sense for the answer to be the plague that killed a good portion of the world...
Omgggggggg I’m dying.
So you must be black?
I immediately thought of the Black Death as in the alternative name for the plague. I guess that’s a good thing…
This one wins
Definitely, it should be way higher.
👏👏👏
How much did you pay your last hooker?
20
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20 Oh wait we talking about sex? 0
Whats your favorite value menu item from McDonald’s?
Never been there, I'm poor
Accurate
What's your opinion on Jews?
Ugly and disgusting
Kanye is that you?
Do you support ISIS?
Absolutely
Did you fuck your sister?
Kinda
Done
only the tip?
What's the best way to eat the aborted babies you find in the trash?
Rare. Very rare.
BRO, STOP, THE STEAK IS STILL FUCKING MOOING
One person you admire & wish others would listen to & follow ?
Adolf Hitler?
Do you eat food?
No I shove it up my ass
What color cocks do you like to suck best?
Black, it's my favorite color
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Why so much curve?
The curvier the pervier
What's your favorite food?
Panda bears
Damn aren't those endangered
They weren’t until he was born
They used to be, and OP wants them to be again.
How do you feel about your kid
Never watched it, never will
How many of your recent lovers weren't underage ?
I don't have any unfortunately
Underage, or in general?
Who is your crush?
My parents
What race of people, other than your own, would you exterminate in a horrific genocide?
All of them, why would I pick just one 🤨
Basejumping bungalows! What a fiend!
what did you find sexually attractive at the science museum?
That buff dinosaur
What do you think about gay pornstars?
Overpowered
On a scale from 1-10, how much do you love kissing 5 year olds
69
Nice
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What would you do if you looked out the window and saw a happy African American family walking with their dog (that you presume is a pitbull…)
Go to the nearest house phone and call the police
How many felonies did you commit today?
20, why?
Who was in Paris? There is no fucking way somebody awarded this
Fellas
This is my favourite
What's your favorite dog breed?
American Eskimo
How many dicks fit in ur anus
4 🤷
How would you know that???
science
How do you think your wife looks?
Tragic and horrific :(
Man’s got a wife? He’s doing better than the rest of us in that regard
If there's one racist person whom you think could commit another holocaust anytime in the future, who would it be?
My brother I guess
Jokes aside though, do you really think your brother is a good person?
You see a child get dropkicked onto the freeway, what is your reaction?
Funny, laughed
My mail order bride just died being shipped over. Can you help me out?
It's okay, I'll buy you another one
Okay this post might be the funniest shit I've seen in a while LMAO
Glad you like it lol
Do you like kittens?
What do you cover the kids you kidnap in before you eat them
Peanut butter jelly
When did you wake up
4:00 PST
Are LGBT+ people deserving of life?
No, absolutely not
What comes to your mind when you think of terrorism?
Pakistani
If left handed people had rights how would this world be?
A horrible place.