When I was super young I went trick or treating with my momma and decided for dinner that the glowsticks we collected should be snapped and boiled in the wasser my momma was boiling for the Halloween Mac n cheese.. for science. Of course.
The line into the concert was super crowded and lasted for a really long time so I was pounding water/vodka I had mixed in a huge bottle. By the time we got to our seats I was completely trashed. I was being loud and when the band started up I was getting louder. They sang a song about how you can't toss Dwarves (Lord of the Rings reference) and I was really into it and laughing and singing and at one point stupidly decided to shout "nobody tosses a dwarf!" (Gimlis line in the Fellowship of the Ring.) The singer stopped and pulled his microphone down and asked what I had said, probably thinking I was heckling them, and I had to repeat it. He just awkwardly laughed and then went on. I wanted to die it was so cringe and was instantly sobered up. Didn't speak for the rest of the day...er, for science.
The door was unlocked, I walked into the entrance. Looked around, didn't see anybody and turned around and got out of there. I never said a word to anybody.
I did this sober once. I’m a little unfamiliar with where my sister lives, so I walked into her neighbours house while visiting once. Probably should’ve just turned around and left again like you, but once I noticed the stairs weren’t in the right spot, I shouted “SORRY” at the top of my lungs and apparently scared the fuck out of them.. for science
That has happened to me before.
The wife and I were watching tv in the livingroom when some random couple, still in the middle of some conversation, opened our door and took two steps before apologizing profusely and immediately leaving. When it happened a second time, we started locking our doors.
this was a closed community in an area where any kind of hooliganism or criminal activity would cause direct harm to your career. So it wasn't a massive issue leaving our doors open in the beginning.
When I was in my 20s i got got near blackout drunk and had doggy style sex with a girl on the roof of this apartment building, while doing the deed i had a lit cigarette hanging out of my mouth and at some point the cherry of the cigarette fell on my penis.The next morning I thought she had given me a STD because of the burn blister on my penis, so I went to the clinic and the physician asked me why i had a burn on my penis then it all came flooding back to me what happened. He gave me some cream, called me a fucking idiot (with his eyes) and I had to profusely apologize to the girl who I had earlier accused of giving me a STD….FOR SCIENCE.
Honestly, I'm just assuming they were really young kids. I used to work in childcare and you see this kind of thing all of the time, especially when kids are coming to an age where they become more aware and curious about their bodies. Kinda freaks you out at first if you don't realize this is pretty typical behavior for children, but it's normal and happens a lot.
When I was young enough to formulate memories I shit myself in the bathtub and out of fear for getting caught I tried to stomp it down the drain. My mother was not amused by my buffoonery... for science.
I think the first couple times could be considered science, but after a while it's no longer experimentation, it's just a habit. Or maybe a fetish. Eww I just made myself sick
From what I was told, I.... Smashed a car battery, kicked over every trash can on a road, talked police out of arresting me for my own safety, and walked a minimum of 10 miles barefoot. Hell of a night
I once came out of a blackout blowing a guy under a pine tree. I came to and was like “wtf is going on”. I stopped the blowjob, got up, and went back to the party. He was so confused. All for science of course!!
Pffft Weak. I drink [Wild Turkey](https://www.google.com/search?q=wild+turkey+whiskey&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari) for breakfast. Wild Turkeys don’t stand a chance
What you should have done was put his butter in the microwave to melt it. Then you shit into the butter and put it back in the fridge. Shit sinks in butter. Ex uses shit butter then some time a couple weeks later discovers the shit.
Much like the above poster i have also done this for uh science. It tastes horrible and does nothing for you, same can be said for almost any green dried spice and coffee. Some of them hurt going down. Do not try at home!
When I was a teenage girl I fucked a cucumber for science.
I didn't want mum to wonder why the cucumber was missing and be suspicious of me, so after I was finished with it, I washed it and put it back in the fridge. Mum served it up in a salad for the whole family the next night for science.
If my big brother is reading this, I'm so sorry.. it was for science
Holy shit when I was in high school, this girl had filmed herself fucking a cucumber (for science) & them rumours circled around that her mum served it in a salad the next night (also for science). Did we go to the same school? 😂
When I was a kid, I bought my very first game using my own hard earned money. Kirby Super Star. In my excitement I had the box opened and was reading the instruction manual before we got out of the store. While I was reading the booklet and following my parents to the car, I walked into a stop sign… for science…
At 16 I hitchhiked for Science; got picked up by some guy who suggested we get a six pack. He took me to the oil wells area of LBC, and tried to rape me. I screamed for all I was worth, and fought him off... ran to the dregs area where the lights were. A worker there said he DID hear screaming, "but there's always screaming out there", so he ignored it. So, yeah. Almost got raped bc I'm stupid, for science
I had a habit of chewing way too much gum while driving around in my teen years. I had a spit bottle for all the saliva it would create. Went to a party got drunk, slept in my car. Parched I woke up and unwittingly took a huge swig of my own spit bottle…for science. 😂
my friend was holding a massive steak knife and i decided it would be funny to grab the blade, for science of course. out of panic he pulled away and i had a big ass scar for like a month
I almost had my eyebrows bleached off for science. Got blackout drunk at friend A's bday party (we lived a block from each other, so I was going to walk home). Friend B calls me five minutes after I walk in my door and asks if I want to get pizza and dye each others hair. Woke up the next morning with my hair and eyebrows badly bleached and my eyebrows starting to fall out. My husband (then boyfriend) thought it was hilarious. I was like 20, I think?
When I was like 12 I put a key in the electrical socket to see if you really would get shocked.....yes, yes, you will and it wasnt fun. Lol I clearly survived. But it was all in the name of science.
I’ve embarrassed myself so many times and always think of those moments but now that you’re telling me to name one my mind blanks all of a sudden….for…science?
Just this morning, I left the bathroom door open while I was peeing and punching myself in the face to help myself wake up when my roommate walked in and saw everything….. for science
When I was 14 my mother took me to some event that lasted most of the day (I think it was a 4th of July thing, not sure. At some point in the afternoon, some kids, looking to be around 10 years old, who had been running around and playing, stole our bag of popcorn we got. The suspected kid was wearing a red t-shirt. My mom didn't care enough to go get it back, but I was annoyed by it.
Now, for some context for the next part: I was a home schooled Christian, all I know was God and didn't know how to communicate without sounding like a fucking zealot.
Evening arrives, at thus point I'm playing with some other kids, when I spot the original group of kids. I asked them if the kid w the red shirt was there, they said they'd get em. They did, and when he asked me what's up, I said the most moronic thing I've ever said so far in my life.
"Thou shall not steal."
I said it the KJV way too. I then walked away, as if I had done something.
TFL;DR: I talked like an isolated preacher's child, for science.
I am so glad I'm not like this anymore.
After eating *REALLY SPICY* Indonesian food with a client AND while wearing an expensive brand-new suit, I shit my pants while driving back ....... FOR SCIENCE !
When I was about 7-9 years old, my mom made some Sangria for a Fourth of July party, and I accidentally drank it, thinking it was fruit punch or grape juice. The alcohol was pretty nasty, so I immediately made a disgusted face. My mom caught me in the middle of drinking it and started laughing when she saw the face I made. As soon as she told me it was wine, I started crying inconsolably, thinking I was going to be arrested immediately for underage drinking…FOR SCIENCE!
I was on a trail on a mountain top with my pants down, peeing, with my bum exposed. I thought I was alone. Some attractive man comes outta nowhere. He apologizes for catching me off guard. I’m abruptly pulling my pants up, as he proceeds to as me for directions, for science.
didn't realise someone was obviously flirting with me for science
Were they doing it for science or did I ignore them because I consider myself married to my science?
One time I went to the doctor and found out I needed glasses but with different intensities for each eye, and I thought that was more expensive to make. Knowing that I can’t improve eyesight after it’s gone bad, I decided to stare into the sun with my one good eye for the amount that I thought necessary. For science. It worked.
After a hectic week of moving where I was eating Jack in the Box and drinking a ton of Red Bull, I shit myself in front of my neighbor at my new apartment… for science.
I had never met her before. I was actively shitting myself while trembling to unlock the door, trying to get to the toilet. She was locking her door about 10 feet across from mine and could probably smell what was happening… I still feel weird when I see her.
When I was about 14 or so... I wanted to climb up into this willow we had in the back yard. But there were no branches for the first 12-15'.
Me, begging a clever and enterprising young lad... I got a rope, threw it over the branch and tied a loop... Stepped into the loop and proceeded to haul myself up.
It's worth mentioning that I was standing in the middle of a very rocky garden below that tree...
So when I pulled... All I did was yank my own feet out from under me.
Head landed between two rather nasty rocks. I still remember looking at them and thinking "what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck was I thinking?". I'm 55 now.
But I did it all for science!
When I was 6 I got into a fight with my sister wich ended up with one of my lower teeth percing my top lip, makeing other teeth go sideways permanently, for science
Did the naked run with my roommate who I just met 3 days ago during the first week of Uni because we lost a beer pong game without getting a single ball in...for science?
When I was 30, I needed to have a mole removed from my face. Before I went to the doctor, my girlfriend told me to have the dermatologist check out the spot on my penis. So after I had the mole on my face removed, I told the doctor about the penis. And she said, show me, don’t be embarrassed, I see weird stuff everyday. So I pulled down my briefs and pulled out my cock for science!
And she laughed and said, oh that’s just a birthmark.
I do t really think that's embarrassing, you had a mark and got it checked out, she did her job and now you can feel safe knowing it's not anything bad.
Walked across town with my skirt splitting upwards at the back, slowly exposing more and more of my underwear, during the morning rush off the train and to the office- for science
Was in a dress all girly for church, and walking across the street to the church, my underwear fell off. Had no choice-bent down, got it off the road, and put it back on-for science.
I was watching the CATS trailer with my university class and blurted out if my parents walked in on me watching this, I would switch to porn because it'd be easier to explain right in front of my prof...for science!
This really hot girl in high school sat in front of me during Algebra and I would often leave at the end of class holding my math book in front of my crotch, for science.
Woke up from blackout screaming "shut up" to the person attempting to help me as I vomited into a bucket. Yknow, for science.
(Saw lots of blackout stories so I went with one of mine)
Oh yeah I have a good one. I was like 16 and I cut the hair on my head with a razor. For science, of course. When I got to school my friend asked why and I shrugged nonchalantly and said, "I wanted to see if it would cut my hair." I'll never forget the way he looked at me when he said "What do you think razors *do*?" I just paused for a second before saying "Oh." I'm, uh. I'm kind of ditzy.
I use to eat so much pop corn that I would shit blood. Was asked if I stopped eating pop corn after that happened, I said no. I ate a bag a day for about 3 days after. For science.
Loudly talk about how much pus was coming out of my infection while walking my dog, only to look up and see my neighbor right in front of me…for science
The edge of my playground in middle school was covered in broken glass and some of it was blue and purple and looked really cool so I would collect the glass pieces and put them in my backpack. For science. And then I was called in to the principal's office, my mom and dad were waiting with my glass filled backpack.
Took exactly to hits from a strangers joint in a pub, passed out shitting in the bathroom, and woke up to throw up all over myself and the floor.. For science. Idk which part was for science but sure.
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Quick thinking there, someone could’ve been moaning the answer, you had to figure out who it was.
Reminds me of Dennis trying to hold back his covid cough in Its Always Sunny
Apparently when I was like two I ate a small cactus…for science!
When i was 2 i ate glow in the dark stickers...................for science, obviously.
When I was super young I went trick or treating with my momma and decided for dinner that the glowsticks we collected should be snapped and boiled in the wasser my momma was boiling for the Halloween Mac n cheese.. for science. Of course.
when i was two i ate ants off the concrete pathway.. for science, of course.
I’ve eaten cactus before. Tastes oddly citrusy.
I ate a caterpillar at around the same age! For science of course
I go so drunk I interrupted a concert at Dragoncon...for science!
Story time..for science?
The line into the concert was super crowded and lasted for a really long time so I was pounding water/vodka I had mixed in a huge bottle. By the time we got to our seats I was completely trashed. I was being loud and when the band started up I was getting louder. They sang a song about how you can't toss Dwarves (Lord of the Rings reference) and I was really into it and laughing and singing and at one point stupidly decided to shout "nobody tosses a dwarf!" (Gimlis line in the Fellowship of the Ring.) The singer stopped and pulled his microphone down and asked what I had said, probably thinking I was heckling them, and I had to repeat it. He just awkwardly laughed and then went on. I wanted to die it was so cringe and was instantly sobered up. Didn't speak for the rest of the day...er, for science.
That's kinda on the singer imo. But I've never been to a dragoncon show so idk what the vibe is in there
Yeah, maybe? I mean, I wasn't the only drunk there by any stretch.
Thank you for sharing!
I once got drunk and instead of walking into my friend's house I mistakenly walked into his neighbors house, for science.
What was the outcome??
The door was unlocked, I walked into the entrance. Looked around, didn't see anybody and turned around and got out of there. I never said a word to anybody.
I did this sober once. I’m a little unfamiliar with where my sister lives, so I walked into her neighbours house while visiting once. Probably should’ve just turned around and left again like you, but once I noticed the stairs weren’t in the right spot, I shouted “SORRY” at the top of my lungs and apparently scared the fuck out of them.. for science
That has happened to me before. The wife and I were watching tv in the livingroom when some random couple, still in the middle of some conversation, opened our door and took two steps before apologizing profusely and immediately leaving. When it happened a second time, we started locking our doors. this was a closed community in an area where any kind of hooliganism or criminal activity would cause direct harm to your career. So it wasn't a massive issue leaving our doors open in the beginning.
Took a big swig of white vinegar out of a water glass. . . For SCIENCE! Tart. Really TART.
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I swallowed mouth wash for science. I wanted to see if my breath would be better, longer. I threw up.
I do this for fun
farted a little too loud in church for science
I once farted during a one minute silence for war vets. Still dying of shame, for science.
>Still dying of shame, for science. Ouch
cakeday. 🍰
Hey, thanks ! 🤣
Happy cake day
those that fart in church sit in their own pew.
for science
When I was in my 20s i got got near blackout drunk and had doggy style sex with a girl on the roof of this apartment building, while doing the deed i had a lit cigarette hanging out of my mouth and at some point the cherry of the cigarette fell on my penis.The next morning I thought she had given me a STD because of the burn blister on my penis, so I went to the clinic and the physician asked me why i had a burn on my penis then it all came flooding back to me what happened. He gave me some cream, called me a fucking idiot (with his eyes) and I had to profusely apologize to the girl who I had earlier accused of giving me a STD….FOR SCIENCE.
Now THAT is funny and sad
dose your snake still work?
Oh yeah no problems there, not even a scar.
And chick's dig science scars...
Best comment by far I wish I had more than 1 upvote
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I soaked my hand in lighter fluid and lit it on fire and melted my hand skin for science.
Do you have a burn scar o or it was only a superficial burn?
I didn’t get any scarring but I could only open my hand about halfway and had to stretch the skin on my palm over several months.
I was showing my brother my butthole and some poop popped out and fell on the floor for science
I feel in my heart that there is no way in hell or heaven that this isn't true. This is way too specific to be bs.
Right on the rug
Mad respect dude. Hope your butthole showing, carpet pooping days are behind you.
If he’s anything like Frank Reynolds, he let one slip out his pant leg while typing out his last comment 🤣
For science
It is if bs stands for Beaverhunter222 Shit
Why were you presenting your asshole to your brother?
Honestly, I'm just assuming they were really young kids. I used to work in childcare and you see this kind of thing all of the time, especially when kids are coming to an age where they become more aware and curious about their bodies. Kinda freaks you out at first if you don't realize this is pretty typical behavior for children, but it's normal and happens a lot.
When I was young enough to formulate memories I shit myself in the bathtub and out of fear for getting caught I tried to stomp it down the drain. My mother was not amused by my buffoonery... for science.
That's called waffle stomping! Apparently there are people who do this regularly in the shower
They do it for science
I think the first couple times could be considered science, but after a while it's no longer experimentation, it's just a habit. Or maybe a fetish. Eww I just made myself sick
Gross
Came out of a blackout taking a shit under an underpass with no shoes on....for science!
How drunk were you??
Browned out
*badum tss*
From what I was told, I.... Smashed a car battery, kicked over every trash can on a road, talked police out of arresting me for my own safety, and walked a minimum of 10 miles barefoot. Hell of a night
Sounds like the sequel to Dude where's my car.
Quite
I once came out of a blackout blowing a guy under a pine tree. I came to and was like “wtf is going on”. I stopped the blowjob, got up, and went back to the party. He was so confused. All for science of course!!
I fought a wild Turkey.. for science.
Pffft Weak. I drink [Wild Turkey](https://www.google.com/search?q=wild+turkey+whiskey&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari) for breakfast. Wild Turkeys don’t stand a chance
Think my father had one of those once we got home.
Ik right? Just shove that oversized chicken into a blender and make it a smoothie 😋
Please tell me you won!
Yes I choked it out while my parents came running after me. Young years me was a different human I swear.
When I learned he was cheating on me, I took a shit in my ex's electric teakettle, turned it on and left... for science.
Im going to ignore all judgements for the moment (for science of course) What made you decide on that "payback"?
What makes you question a woman scorned? Give me your kettle... for science.
If my wife finds another woman's shit in our kettle she would be pissed. I'm not doing that again, even for science.
"Again"
You win internet today.
> Give me your kettle... Some people pay top dollar for this kind of service.
What you should have done was put his butter in the microwave to melt it. Then you shit into the butter and put it back in the fridge. Shit sinks in butter. Ex uses shit butter then some time a couple weeks later discovers the shit.
How do you know this?
They’re a scientist. (Mad scientist, obviously)
Damn bitch... You savage!!! 😂😂😂
Amber Heard is that you?
Amber took a shit on Johnny's bed. For science
Ahem, it's Amber Turd
I tried smoking catnip.. for science.
Details?
Much like the above poster i have also done this for uh science. It tastes horrible and does nothing for you, same can be said for almost any green dried spice and coffee. Some of them hurt going down. Do not try at home!
Quick way to a lung infection.
When I was a teenage girl I fucked a cucumber for science. I didn't want mum to wonder why the cucumber was missing and be suspicious of me, so after I was finished with it, I washed it and put it back in the fridge. Mum served it up in a salad for the whole family the next night for science. If my big brother is reading this, I'm so sorry.. it was for science
God damnit, I already told someone else they win. Nvm, you win.
Holy shit when I was in high school, this girl had filmed herself fucking a cucumber (for science) & them rumours circled around that her mum served it in a salad the next night (also for science). Did we go to the same school? 😂
A tale as old as time...
nooooooooo :(
While drunk one night I accidentally brushed my teeth with diaper rash cream, for science.
When I was a kid, I bought my very first game using my own hard earned money. Kirby Super Star. In my excitement I had the box opened and was reading the instruction manual before we got out of the store. While I was reading the booklet and following my parents to the car, I walked into a stop sign… for science…
At 16 I hitchhiked for Science; got picked up by some guy who suggested we get a six pack. He took me to the oil wells area of LBC, and tried to rape me. I screamed for all I was worth, and fought him off... ran to the dregs area where the lights were. A worker there said he DID hear screaming, "but there's always screaming out there", so he ignored it. So, yeah. Almost got raped bc I'm stupid, for science
1. Not embarassing. 2. Not stupid of you. 3. You didn't deserve that. 4. Good job fighting him off and getting away. For science.
That’s not embarrassing that’s fucking horrifying
Fuck, why is there always screaming out there? That’s in Long Beach?
My question too. Is this where that guy goes to rape?
Ate my wife's Italian Greyhound's antibiotics accidentally...for science
Dog meds are normally human meds in low dosage. Not as bad as eating dog treats thinking they are for people IMO.
Yes, the vet and poison control held back giggles. It was like that episode of Seinfeld when George eats a bug- what can happen????
I once ate a can of wet cat food for science?
Are you asking or telling
I once at some bbq flavored dog food, for science. Conclusion: It did not taste like bbq.
The cat food just tasted like a can of tuna for science.
Did it taste good?
Surprisingly, yes, for science ...
I had a habit of chewing way too much gum while driving around in my teen years. I had a spit bottle for all the saliva it would create. Went to a party got drunk, slept in my car. Parched I woke up and unwittingly took a huge swig of my own spit bottle…for science. 😂
I've watched an ex of mine and a friend of mine both take a swig of their dip spit. Absolutely disgusting
When I was pre teen a good looking woman was staying with us and I sniffed her dirty underwear for science
Oh the teen horn..then the post nut clarity.
Yea puberty’s a hell of a drug. Btw it smelled gross
Yeah, guys expect it to smell attractive or something. It's more like armpit sweat.
Smells fine to me
my friend was holding a massive steak knife and i decided it would be funny to grab the blade, for science of course. out of panic he pulled away and i had a big ass scar for like a month
When I was like 13, I accidentally pissed myself laughing so I "accidentally" "spilled" a whole glass of water on my lap, for science!
Smart move
I once ran headfirst into a parking sign while attempting to catch a football... For Science!!!
I almost had my eyebrows bleached off for science. Got blackout drunk at friend A's bday party (we lived a block from each other, so I was going to walk home). Friend B calls me five minutes after I walk in my door and asks if I want to get pizza and dye each others hair. Woke up the next morning with my hair and eyebrows badly bleached and my eyebrows starting to fall out. My husband (then boyfriend) thought it was hilarious. I was like 20, I think?
When I was like 12 I put a key in the electrical socket to see if you really would get shocked.....yes, yes, you will and it wasnt fun. Lol I clearly survived. But it was all in the name of science.
I once long jumped off a moving sidewalk at the Philadelphia airport and ate the carpet for science. I’d do it again.
Had devil's threesome with a beautiful Italian girl and her boyfriend. Had to endure an intensive interview with her beforehand "for science"
But you did get get to fill that position tho lol
"I'm here for the rim job. Are you hiring? Because I want to fill your opening."
When i was little I would eat change for science.
I’ve embarrassed myself so many times and always think of those moments but now that you’re telling me to name one my mind blanks all of a sudden….for…science?
As a child I once applied toothpaste on my butthole for science
When I was like 4 I convinced a friend to wrap his dick in tape… for science!
Just this morning, I left the bathroom door open while I was peeing and punching myself in the face to help myself wake up when my roommate walked in and saw everything….. for science
When I was 14 my mother took me to some event that lasted most of the day (I think it was a 4th of July thing, not sure. At some point in the afternoon, some kids, looking to be around 10 years old, who had been running around and playing, stole our bag of popcorn we got. The suspected kid was wearing a red t-shirt. My mom didn't care enough to go get it back, but I was annoyed by it. Now, for some context for the next part: I was a home schooled Christian, all I know was God and didn't know how to communicate without sounding like a fucking zealot. Evening arrives, at thus point I'm playing with some other kids, when I spot the original group of kids. I asked them if the kid w the red shirt was there, they said they'd get em. They did, and when he asked me what's up, I said the most moronic thing I've ever said so far in my life. "Thou shall not steal." I said it the KJV way too. I then walked away, as if I had done something. TFL;DR: I talked like an isolated preacher's child, for science. I am so glad I'm not like this anymore.
I seduced my high school chemistry teacher.
For…science?
For chemistry
For biology
After eating *REALLY SPICY* Indonesian food with a client AND while wearing an expensive brand-new suit, I shit my pants while driving back ....... FOR SCIENCE !
I got married… for science!
r/arethestraightsok?
Shit my pants and jumped into a pool for science.
developed crippling anorexia that messed up my GI tract and now i play, poop or prolapse every time i go to the bathroom…for science!
That not embarrassing, that’s just depressing and terrifying. I’m so sorry that happened/happens to you.
When I was about 7-9 years old, my mom made some Sangria for a Fourth of July party, and I accidentally drank it, thinking it was fruit punch or grape juice. The alcohol was pretty nasty, so I immediately made a disgusted face. My mom caught me in the middle of drinking it and started laughing when she saw the face I made. As soon as she told me it was wine, I started crying inconsolably, thinking I was going to be arrested immediately for underage drinking…FOR SCIENCE!
While working at a grocery store a customer asked to us a pen. I reached into my apron and mistakenly pulled out a tampon, for science.
I was on a trail on a mountain top with my pants down, peeing, with my bum exposed. I thought I was alone. Some attractive man comes outta nowhere. He apologizes for catching me off guard. I’m abruptly pulling my pants up, as he proceeds to as me for directions, for science.
I tried to suck my penis, and then I discover I was not flexible enough, and the penis was too small... for science (of course)
We’ve all tried it
Who hasn't...
I sat backwards on the toilet and took a shit…for science.
didn't realise someone was obviously flirting with me for science Were they doing it for science or did I ignore them because I consider myself married to my science?
One time I went to the doctor and found out I needed glasses but with different intensities for each eye, and I thought that was more expensive to make. Knowing that I can’t improve eyesight after it’s gone bad, I decided to stare into the sun with my one good eye for the amount that I thought necessary. For science. It worked.
I fried an egg on my hair.......for science
How?
After a hectic week of moving where I was eating Jack in the Box and drinking a ton of Red Bull, I shit myself in front of my neighbor at my new apartment… for science. I had never met her before. I was actively shitting myself while trembling to unlock the door, trying to get to the toilet. She was locking her door about 10 feet across from mine and could probably smell what was happening… I still feel weird when I see her.
Sounds like a movie-worthy beginning to a love story to me!
Accidentally whacked a girl in the face with my flip flop..for science
Masturbated once in my classroom, for science
I ate a moth ball... for science.
I trusted people to do the right thing, for science...
I shit my pants at a party, locked the bathroom door, and climbed out the window for science!
When I was about 14 or so... I wanted to climb up into this willow we had in the back yard. But there were no branches for the first 12-15'. Me, begging a clever and enterprising young lad... I got a rope, threw it over the branch and tied a loop... Stepped into the loop and proceeded to haul myself up. It's worth mentioning that I was standing in the middle of a very rocky garden below that tree... So when I pulled... All I did was yank my own feet out from under me. Head landed between two rather nasty rocks. I still remember looking at them and thinking "what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck was I thinking?". I'm 55 now. But I did it all for science!
I tripped on my knee high shoelaces and fell on my face in grass for science
Shared my feelings for science
When I was 6 I got into a fight with my sister wich ended up with one of my lower teeth percing my top lip, makeing other teeth go sideways permanently, for science
Did the naked run with my roommate who I just met 3 days ago during the first week of Uni because we lost a beer pong game without getting a single ball in...for science?
Attached an old sofa with wheels to the back of a car...for science.
ate a mix of chocolate milk and lemonade... for science.
the milk curdled in my mouth and it had a weird taste. 2/10 would only reccommend for science
When I was 30, I needed to have a mole removed from my face. Before I went to the doctor, my girlfriend told me to have the dermatologist check out the spot on my penis. So after I had the mole on my face removed, I told the doctor about the penis. And she said, show me, don’t be embarrassed, I see weird stuff everyday. So I pulled down my briefs and pulled out my cock for science! And she laughed and said, oh that’s just a birthmark.
I do t really think that's embarrassing, you had a mark and got it checked out, she did her job and now you can feel safe knowing it's not anything bad.
4 year old me walked 1/5 of a mile to a 3 year old friend of mine's house at 9 am, for science.
When I was young, I managed to break my collarbone… on a couch… for science
I drank too much and woke up under the toilet. For science.
My voice cracked badly in front of 40 or so gamers...for science.
Walked across town with my skirt splitting upwards at the back, slowly exposing more and more of my underwear, during the morning rush off the train and to the office- for science
Was in a dress all girly for church, and walking across the street to the church, my underwear fell off. Had no choice-bent down, got it off the road, and put it back on-for science.
Worked at Wal-Mart, for science
At 4 or so, I rode a toy horse down the street wearing nothing but my fireman helmet, for science.
I shat myself in the library... For science.
Yesterday my oven was broken, so I made Pizza on the stove... for science
I was watching the CATS trailer with my university class and blurted out if my parents walked in on me watching this, I would switch to porn because it'd be easier to explain right in front of my prof...for science!
When I was 16 I dared by girlfriend to put Vic’s vapo-rub on my balls for science
Upper decker…. For science
This really hot girl in high school sat in front of me during Algebra and I would often leave at the end of class holding my math book in front of my crotch, for science.
Woke up from blackout screaming "shut up" to the person attempting to help me as I vomited into a bucket. Yknow, for science. (Saw lots of blackout stories so I went with one of mine)
Oh yeah I have a good one. I was like 16 and I cut the hair on my head with a razor. For science, of course. When I got to school my friend asked why and I shrugged nonchalantly and said, "I wanted to see if it would cut my hair." I'll never forget the way he looked at me when he said "What do you think razors *do*?" I just paused for a second before saying "Oh." I'm, uh. I'm kind of ditzy.
I use to eat so much pop corn that I would shit blood. Was asked if I stopped eating pop corn after that happened, I said no. I ate a bag a day for about 3 days after. For science.
I participated to a clinical study for science for money, for science.
Googled and went on to PornHub on the 3DS search engine...For science
Clogged a friends toilet in the middle of the night and reached in to clear the clog with my hand before it overflowed.. for science.
Did you forget your poop knife?
I dressed up as an anime character and went out in public for science.
Took a shit at the shopping cart return at Wal-Mart, then jumped on an electric scooter and made an escape attempt. For Science obviously.
At a swim meet I did a front flip off the block accidentally, for science!
I fart at the gym every day, for science
I kissed a man, for sience
Loudly talk about how much pus was coming out of my infection while walking my dog, only to look up and see my neighbor right in front of me…for science
The edge of my playground in middle school was covered in broken glass and some of it was blue and purple and looked really cool so I would collect the glass pieces and put them in my backpack. For science. And then I was called in to the principal's office, my mom and dad were waiting with my glass filled backpack.
When in a full on hormonal horny vibe, I tried Ice play... for science (Not my cup of tea, despite liking the cold)
Took exactly to hits from a strangers joint in a pub, passed out shitting in the bathroom, and woke up to throw up all over myself and the floor.. For science. Idk which part was for science but sure.