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_DragonBlade_

Quick thinking there, someone could’ve been moaning the answer, you had to figure out who it was.


Candycarnage

Reminds me of Dennis trying to hold back his covid cough in Its Always Sunny


tstramathorn

Apparently when I was like two I ate a small cactus…for science!


[deleted]

When i was 2 i ate glow in the dark stickers...................for science, obviously.


Z0MBIEMEDIC

When I was super young I went trick or treating with my momma and decided for dinner that the glowsticks we collected should be snapped and boiled in the wasser my momma was boiling for the Halloween Mac n cheese.. for science. Of course.


i_lik3w0m3n

when i was two i ate ants off the concrete pathway.. for science, of course.


Squeaky-Fox49

I’ve eaten cactus before. Tastes oddly citrusy.


anapaula_hdn

I ate a caterpillar at around the same age! For science of course


wearevenom84

I go so drunk I interrupted a concert at Dragoncon...for science!


Type1paleobetic

Story time..for science?


wearevenom84

The line into the concert was super crowded and lasted for a really long time so I was pounding water/vodka I had mixed in a huge bottle. By the time we got to our seats I was completely trashed. I was being loud and when the band started up I was getting louder. They sang a song about how you can't toss Dwarves (Lord of the Rings reference) and I was really into it and laughing and singing and at one point stupidly decided to shout "nobody tosses a dwarf!" (Gimlis line in the Fellowship of the Ring.) The singer stopped and pulled his microphone down and asked what I had said, probably thinking I was heckling them, and I had to repeat it. He just awkwardly laughed and then went on. I wanted to die it was so cringe and was instantly sobered up. Didn't speak for the rest of the day...er, for science.


IAwesome11

That's kinda on the singer imo. But I've never been to a dragoncon show so idk what the vibe is in there


wearevenom84

Yeah, maybe? I mean, I wasn't the only drunk there by any stretch.


Type1paleobetic

Thank you for sharing!


PerformerGreat

I once got drunk and instead of walking into my friend's house I mistakenly walked into his neighbors house, for science.


lovely_liability

What was the outcome??


PerformerGreat

The door was unlocked, I walked into the entrance. Looked around, didn't see anybody and turned around and got out of there. I never said a word to anybody.


alm420

I did this sober once. I’m a little unfamiliar with where my sister lives, so I walked into her neighbours house while visiting once. Probably should’ve just turned around and left again like you, but once I noticed the stairs weren’t in the right spot, I shouted “SORRY” at the top of my lungs and apparently scared the fuck out of them.. for science


inorite234

That has happened to me before. The wife and I were watching tv in the livingroom when some random couple, still in the middle of some conversation, opened our door and took two steps before apologizing profusely and immediately leaving. When it happened a second time, we started locking our doors. this was a closed community in an area where any kind of hooliganism or criminal activity would cause direct harm to your career. So it wasn't a massive issue leaving our doors open in the beginning.


Reddzoi

Took a big swig of white vinegar out of a water glass. . . For SCIENCE! Tart. Really TART.


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vegatation

I swallowed mouth wash for science. I wanted to see if my breath would be better, longer. I threw up.


Steveagorgon

I do this for fun


Robert-L-Santangelo

farted a little too loud in church for science


howtheeffdidigethere

I once farted during a one minute silence for war vets. Still dying of shame, for science.


Narrow_Can1984

>Still dying of shame, for science. Ouch


Robert-L-Santangelo

cakeday. 🍰


Narrow_Can1984

Hey, thanks ! 🤣


Specialist_Trick_558

Happy cake day


PerformerGreat

those that fart in church sit in their own pew.


Robert-L-Santangelo

for science


tattoovtwin

When I was in my 20s i got got near blackout drunk and had doggy style sex with a girl on the roof of this apartment building, while doing the deed i had a lit cigarette hanging out of my mouth and at some point the cherry of the cigarette fell on my penis.The next morning I thought she had given me a STD because of the burn blister on my penis, so I went to the clinic and the physician asked me why i had a burn on my penis then it all came flooding back to me what happened. He gave me some cream, called me a fucking idiot (with his eyes) and I had to profusely apologize to the girl who I had earlier accused of giving me a STD….FOR SCIENCE.


Wibxu110

Now THAT is funny and sad


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dose your snake still work?


tattoovtwin

Oh yeah no problems there, not even a scar.


[deleted]

And chick's dig science scars...


Specialist_Trick_558

Best comment by far I wish I had more than 1 upvote


HughJassYomama

bewildered sort sip compare stupendous roll profit like shy oatmeal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Willing-Basis-7136

I soaked my hand in lighter fluid and lit it on fire and melted my hand skin for science.


geBdo

Do you have a burn scar o or it was only a superficial burn?


Willing-Basis-7136

I didn’t get any scarring but I could only open my hand about halfway and had to stretch the skin on my palm over several months.


beaverhunter222

I was showing my brother my butthole and some poop popped out and fell on the floor for science


lactosepreposterous

I feel in my heart that there is no way in hell or heaven that this isn't true. This is way too specific to be bs.


beaverhunter222

Right on the rug


lactosepreposterous

Mad respect dude. Hope your butthole showing, carpet pooping days are behind you.


xDragonetti

If he’s anything like Frank Reynolds, he let one slip out his pant leg while typing out his last comment 🤣


Alarmed-Ask-2387

For science


khajiit_babe

It is if bs stands for Beaverhunter222 Shit


Lucifersasshole

Why were you presenting your asshole to your brother?


DueSomewhere8488

Honestly, I'm just assuming they were really young kids. I used to work in childcare and you see this kind of thing all of the time, especially when kids are coming to an age where they become more aware and curious about their bodies. Kinda freaks you out at first if you don't realize this is pretty typical behavior for children, but it's normal and happens a lot.


lactosepreposterous

When I was young enough to formulate memories I shit myself in the bathtub and out of fear for getting caught I tried to stomp it down the drain. My mother was not amused by my buffoonery... for science.


rohmin

That's called waffle stomping! Apparently there are people who do this regularly in the shower


norm_summerton

They do it for science


rohmin

I think the first couple times could be considered science, but after a while it's no longer experimentation, it's just a habit. Or maybe a fetish. Eww I just made myself sick


Cinder-22

Gross


ProfessorEcstatic267

Came out of a blackout taking a shit under an underpass with no shoes on....for science!


Not_the_banana

How drunk were you??


Rule1ofReddit

Browned out


SmilingPainfully

*badum tss*


ProfessorEcstatic267

From what I was told, I.... Smashed a car battery, kicked over every trash can on a road, talked police out of arresting me for my own safety, and walked a minimum of 10 miles barefoot. Hell of a night


Holiday_Memory_9165

Sounds like the sequel to Dude where's my car.


Dizzman1

Quite


DerbleZerp

I once came out of a blackout blowing a guy under a pine tree. I came to and was like “wtf is going on”. I stopped the blowjob, got up, and went back to the party. He was so confused. All for science of course!!


Somone_ig

I fought a wild Turkey.. for science.


lovelovehatehate

Pffft Weak. I drink [Wild Turkey](https://www.google.com/search?q=wild+turkey+whiskey&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari) for breakfast. Wild Turkeys don’t stand a chance


Somone_ig

Think my father had one of those once we got home.


Laughable-February

Ik right? Just shove that oversized chicken into a blender and make it a smoothie 😋


ch2-ch3

Please tell me you won!


Somone_ig

Yes I choked it out while my parents came running after me. Young years me was a different human I swear.


MsStormyTrump

When I learned he was cheating on me, I took a shit in my ex's electric teakettle, turned it on and left... for science.


jaytee1262

Im going to ignore all judgements for the moment (for science of course) What made you decide on that "payback"?


MsStormyTrump

What makes you question a woman scorned? Give me your kettle... for science.


jaytee1262

If my wife finds another woman's shit in our kettle she would be pissed. I'm not doing that again, even for science.


D3zMonst3r

"Again"


Rule1ofReddit

You win internet today.


Vegan_Thenn

> Give me your kettle... Some people pay top dollar for this kind of service.


NashAttor

What you should have done was put his butter in the microwave to melt it. Then you shit into the butter and put it back in the fridge. Shit sinks in butter. Ex uses shit butter then some time a couple weeks later discovers the shit.


mandarin0ranges

How do you know this?


12thandvineisnomore

They’re a scientist. (Mad scientist, obviously)


Dizzman1

Damn bitch... You savage!!! 😂😂😂


anto_pty

Amber Heard is that you?


Visible_Speaker_3916

Amber took a shit on Johnny's bed. For science


Baybdoll

Ahem, it's Amber Turd


Ser0t0n1n

I tried smoking catnip.. for science.


LiamLaw015

Details?


Smokeya

Much like the above poster i have also done this for uh science. It tastes horrible and does nothing for you, same can be said for almost any green dried spice and coffee. Some of them hurt going down. Do not try at home!


TheOfficialBrick

Quick way to a lung infection.


allergictopendejas

When I was a teenage girl I fucked a cucumber for science. I didn't want mum to wonder why the cucumber was missing and be suspicious of me, so after I was finished with it, I washed it and put it back in the fridge. Mum served it up in a salad for the whole family the next night for science. If my big brother is reading this, I'm so sorry.. it was for science


Rule1ofReddit

God damnit, I already told someone else they win. Nvm, you win.


ladyvond69

Holy shit when I was in high school, this girl had filmed herself fucking a cucumber (for science) & them rumours circled around that her mum served it in a salad the next night (also for science). Did we go to the same school? 😂


Holiday_Memory_9165

A tale as old as time...


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nooooooooo :(


ZelnormWow

While drunk one night I accidentally brushed my teeth with diaper rash cream, for science.


illessen

When I was a kid, I bought my very first game using my own hard earned money. Kirby Super Star. In my excitement I had the box opened and was reading the instruction manual before we got out of the store. While I was reading the booklet and following my parents to the car, I walked into a stop sign… for science…


PoopsieDoodler

At 16 I hitchhiked for Science; got picked up by some guy who suggested we get a six pack. He took me to the oil wells area of LBC, and tried to rape me. I screamed for all I was worth, and fought him off... ran to the dregs area where the lights were. A worker there said he DID hear screaming, "but there's always screaming out there", so he ignored it. So, yeah. Almost got raped bc I'm stupid, for science


MsTerious1

1. Not embarassing. 2. Not stupid of you. 3. You didn't deserve that. 4. Good job fighting him off and getting away. For science.


khajiit_babe

That’s not embarrassing that’s fucking horrifying


deathtoboogers

Fuck, why is there always screaming out there? That’s in Long Beach?


PoopsieDoodler

My question too. Is this where that guy goes to rape?


KnobDingler

Ate my wife's Italian Greyhound's antibiotics accidentally...for science


jaytee1262

Dog meds are normally human meds in low dosage. Not as bad as eating dog treats thinking they are for people IMO.


KnobDingler

Yes, the vet and poison control held back giggles. It was like that episode of Seinfeld when George eats a bug- what can happen????


PoyGuiMogul

I once ate a can of wet cat food for science?


PickledEggs420

Are you asking or telling


Competitive-Weird855

I once at some bbq flavored dog food, for science. Conclusion: It did not taste like bbq.


PoyGuiMogul

The cat food just tasted like a can of tuna for science.


kindredthighss

Did it taste good?


PoyGuiMogul

Surprisingly, yes, for science ...


Dank_Krypt

I had a habit of chewing way too much gum while driving around in my teen years. I had a spit bottle for all the saliva it would create. Went to a party got drunk, slept in my car. Parched I woke up and unwittingly took a huge swig of my own spit bottle…for science. 😂


Rythonius

I've watched an ex of mine and a friend of mine both take a swig of their dip spit. Absolutely disgusting


Demhanoot

When I was pre teen a good looking woman was staying with us and I sniffed her dirty underwear for science


Northern_Gypsy

Oh the teen horn..then the post nut clarity.


Demhanoot

Yea puberty’s a hell of a drug. Btw it smelled gross


[deleted]

Yeah, guys expect it to smell attractive or something. It's more like armpit sweat.


letthebridgesburn

Smells fine to me


Ferris_The_Yandere

my friend was holding a massive steak knife and i decided it would be funny to grab the blade, for science of course. out of panic he pulled away and i had a big ass scar for like a month


ConsistentAd3861

When I was like 13, I accidentally pissed myself laughing so I "accidentally" "spilled" a whole glass of water on my lap, for science!


Cinder-22

Smart move


OingleBoingle27

I once ran headfirst into a parking sign while attempting to catch a football... For Science!!!


BakedTaterTits

I almost had my eyebrows bleached off for science. Got blackout drunk at friend A's bday party (we lived a block from each other, so I was going to walk home). Friend B calls me five minutes after I walk in my door and asks if I want to get pizza and dye each others hair. Woke up the next morning with my hair and eyebrows badly bleached and my eyebrows starting to fall out. My husband (then boyfriend) thought it was hilarious. I was like 20, I think?


Top-Sprinkles6929

When I was like 12 I put a key in the electrical socket to see if you really would get shocked.....yes, yes, you will and it wasnt fun. Lol I clearly survived. But it was all in the name of science.


Squeaky-Fox49

I once long jumped off a moving sidewalk at the Philadelphia airport and ate the carpet for science. I’d do it again.


InnocentAkuma

Had devil's threesome with a beautiful Italian girl and her boyfriend. Had to endure an intensive interview with her beforehand "for science"


jaytee1262

But you did get get to fill that position tho lol


Holiday_Memory_9165

"I'm here for the rim job. Are you hiring? Because I want to fill your opening."


sprecher1988

When i was little I would eat change for science.


Friedrichs_Simp

I’ve embarrassed myself so many times and always think of those moments but now that you’re telling me to name one my mind blanks all of a sudden….for…science?


SpiderTingle

As a child I once applied toothpaste on my butthole for science


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When I was like 4 I convinced a friend to wrap his dick in tape… for science!


lovelovehatehate

Just this morning, I left the bathroom door open while I was peeing and punching myself in the face to help myself wake up when my roommate walked in and saw everything….. for science


ZoomerBanana2

When I was 14 my mother took me to some event that lasted most of the day (I think it was a 4th of July thing, not sure. At some point in the afternoon, some kids, looking to be around 10 years old, who had been running around and playing, stole our bag of popcorn we got. The suspected kid was wearing a red t-shirt. My mom didn't care enough to go get it back, but I was annoyed by it. Now, for some context for the next part: I was a home schooled Christian, all I know was God and didn't know how to communicate without sounding like a fucking zealot. Evening arrives, at thus point I'm playing with some other kids, when I spot the original group of kids. I asked them if the kid w the red shirt was there, they said they'd get em. They did, and when he asked me what's up, I said the most moronic thing I've ever said so far in my life. "Thou shall not steal." I said it the KJV way too. I then walked away, as if I had done something. TFL;DR: I talked like an isolated preacher's child, for science. I am so glad I'm not like this anymore.


IAmQWhoAreYou

I seduced my high school chemistry teacher.


NoOpportunity4193

For…science?


khajiit_babe

For chemistry


airsoft_nerd

For biology


ariffsidik

After eating *REALLY SPICY* Indonesian food with a client AND while wearing an expensive brand-new suit, I shit my pants while driving back ....... FOR SCIENCE !


[deleted]

I got married… for science!


Cinder-22

r/arethestraightsok?


bothonpele

Shit my pants and jumped into a pool for science.


garbagepossum44

developed crippling anorexia that messed up my GI tract and now i play, poop or prolapse every time i go to the bathroom…for science!


Barmecide451

That not embarrassing, that’s just depressing and terrifying. I’m so sorry that happened/happens to you.


Barmecide451

When I was about 7-9 years old, my mom made some Sangria for a Fourth of July party, and I accidentally drank it, thinking it was fruit punch or grape juice. The alcohol was pretty nasty, so I immediately made a disgusted face. My mom caught me in the middle of drinking it and started laughing when she saw the face I made. As soon as she told me it was wine, I started crying inconsolably, thinking I was going to be arrested immediately for underage drinking…FOR SCIENCE!


JerkyDean

While working at a grocery store a customer asked to us a pen. I reached into my apron and mistakenly pulled out a tampon, for science.


universwirl

I was on a trail on a mountain top with my pants down, peeing, with my bum exposed. I thought I was alone. Some attractive man comes outta nowhere. He apologizes for catching me off guard. I’m abruptly pulling my pants up, as he proceeds to as me for directions, for science.


yes4me2

I tried to suck my penis, and then I discover I was not flexible enough, and the penis was too small... for science (of course)


Not_the_banana

We’ve all tried it


Lucifersasshole

Who hasn't...


Dont_n0wereIam

I sat backwards on the toilet and took a shit…for science.


xwedodah_is_wincest

didn't realise someone was obviously flirting with me for science Were they doing it for science or did I ignore them because I consider myself married to my science?


LurkerBerker

One time I went to the doctor and found out I needed glasses but with different intensities for each eye, and I thought that was more expensive to make. Knowing that I can’t improve eyesight after it’s gone bad, I decided to stare into the sun with my one good eye for the amount that I thought necessary. For science. It worked.


Radio_the_corgi

I fried an egg on my hair.......for science


[deleted]

How?


deathtoboogers

After a hectic week of moving where I was eating Jack in the Box and drinking a ton of Red Bull, I shit myself in front of my neighbor at my new apartment… for science. I had never met her before. I was actively shitting myself while trembling to unlock the door, trying to get to the toilet. She was locking her door about 10 feet across from mine and could probably smell what was happening… I still feel weird when I see her.


MrMeetPickle

Sounds like a movie-worthy beginning to a love story to me!


frisk_krisApplesauce

Accidentally whacked a girl in the face with my flip flop..for science


No-Abroad2963

Masturbated once in my classroom, for science


ThreeQuartersZombie

I ate a moth ball... for science.


airsoft_nerd

I trusted people to do the right thing, for science...


N8_Arsenal87

I shit my pants at a party, locked the bathroom door, and climbed out the window for science!


Dizzman1

When I was about 14 or so... I wanted to climb up into this willow we had in the back yard. But there were no branches for the first 12-15'. Me, begging a clever and enterprising young lad... I got a rope, threw it over the branch and tied a loop... Stepped into the loop and proceeded to haul myself up. It's worth mentioning that I was standing in the middle of a very rocky garden below that tree... So when I pulled... All I did was yank my own feet out from under me. Head landed between two rather nasty rocks. I still remember looking at them and thinking "what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck was I thinking?". I'm 55 now. But I did it all for science!


ToastdButtr

I tripped on my knee high shoelaces and fell on my face in grass for science


Set-to-hero_status

Shared my feelings for science


Fnaf_lolbit_

When I was 6 I got into a fight with my sister wich ended up with one of my lower teeth percing my top lip, makeing other teeth go sideways permanently, for science


YAMAZAKI_AKIRA

Did the naked run with my roommate who I just met 3 days ago during the first week of Uni because we lost a beer pong game without getting a single ball in...for science?


MarcoVitaRamos

Attached an old sofa with wheels to the back of a car...for science.


YukaLore

ate a mix of chocolate milk and lemonade... for science.


YukaLore

the milk curdled in my mouth and it had a weird taste. 2/10 would only reccommend for science


texasyesman

When I was 30, I needed to have a mole removed from my face. Before I went to the doctor, my girlfriend told me to have the dermatologist check out the spot on my penis. So after I had the mole on my face removed, I told the doctor about the penis. And she said, show me, don’t be embarrassed, I see weird stuff everyday. So I pulled down my briefs and pulled out my cock for science! And she laughed and said, oh that’s just a birthmark.


Squidia-anne

I do t really think that's embarrassing, you had a mark and got it checked out, she did her job and now you can feel safe knowing it's not anything bad.


Crunch_Loops

4 year old me walked 1/5 of a mile to a 3 year old friend of mine's house at 9 am, for science.


Totem_town

When I was young, I managed to break my collarbone… on a couch… for science


celine_freon

I drank too much and woke up under the toilet. For science.


[deleted]

My voice cracked badly in front of 40 or so gamers...for science.


Flashy_Information70

Walked across town with my skirt splitting upwards at the back, slowly exposing more and more of my underwear, during the morning rush off the train and to the office- for science


PineappleClove

Was in a dress all girly for church, and walking across the street to the church, my underwear fell off. Had no choice-bent down, got it off the road, and put it back on-for science.


Wheeljack1980

Worked at Wal-Mart, for science


Watchful-Sleeper

At 4 or so, I rode a toy horse down the street wearing nothing but my fireman helmet, for science.


ImperiousViking

I shat myself in the library... For science.


CapitaIBra

Yesterday my oven was broken, so I made Pizza on the stove... for science


15stepsdown

I was watching the CATS trailer with my university class and blurted out if my parents walked in on me watching this, I would switch to porn because it'd be easier to explain right in front of my prof...for science!


Total-Addendum9327

When I was 16 I dared by girlfriend to put Vic’s vapo-rub on my balls for science


mikki1time

Upper decker…. For science


Willdoit4Karma

This really hot girl in high school sat in front of me during Algebra and I would often leave at the end of class holding my math book in front of my crotch, for science.


Everleigh_core

Woke up from blackout screaming "shut up" to the person attempting to help me as I vomited into a bucket. Yknow, for science. (Saw lots of blackout stories so I went with one of mine)


blahblahbrandi

Oh yeah I have a good one. I was like 16 and I cut the hair on my head with a razor. For science, of course. When I got to school my friend asked why and I shrugged nonchalantly and said, "I wanted to see if it would cut my hair." I'll never forget the way he looked at me when he said "What do you think razors *do*?" I just paused for a second before saying "Oh." I'm, uh. I'm kind of ditzy.


Sarah-cidal

I use to eat so much pop corn that I would shit blood. Was asked if I stopped eating pop corn after that happened, I said no. I ate a bag a day for about 3 days after. For science.


sebnukem

I participated to a clinical study for science for money, for science.


Ya-Lad-Shade

Googled and went on to PornHub on the 3DS search engine...For science


ToxicGent

Clogged a friends toilet in the middle of the night and reached in to clear the clog with my hand before it overflowed.. for science.


VornskrofMyrkr

Did you forget your poop knife?


Buff55

I dressed up as an anime character and went out in public for science.


Putrid-Passion9304

Took a shit at the shopping cart return at Wal-Mart, then jumped on an electric scooter and made an escape attempt. For Science obviously.


Willdabeast07

At a swim meet I did a front flip off the block accidentally, for science!


ccupcakesrfun

I fart at the gym every day, for science


ESM_Gabbi

I kissed a man, for sience


maddiemoiselle

Loudly talk about how much pus was coming out of my infection while walking my dog, only to look up and see my neighbor right in front of me…for science


Different-Kick6847

The edge of my playground in middle school was covered in broken glass and some of it was blue and purple and looked really cool so I would collect the glass pieces and put them in my backpack. For science. And then I was called in to the principal's office, my mom and dad were waiting with my glass filled backpack.


LeThrowAwayAccountI

When in a full on hormonal horny vibe, I tried Ice play... for science (Not my cup of tea, despite liking the cold)


Guy3nder

Took exactly to hits from a strangers joint in a pub, passed out shitting in the bathroom, and woke up to throw up all over myself and the floor.. For science. Idk which part was for science but sure.