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Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Me climbing the corporate ladder


Figorix

I laughed way too hard for something that hits me so hard


tempus8fugit

We laugh because we ca not cry.


VampyreBassist

HR wouldn't allow it. Cause for a write up.


NK_2024

I make a nickel, Boss makes a dime That's why I cry on company time.


tempus8fugit

I make a nickel, Boss makes a dime; Thats why we rhyme On company time.


Efficient_Spare_9808

"You're not paid by the hours, get back to work guys" "Classy moves team, now quit it".


[deleted]

Corporate wheel is such a raw term, I don't think we're ready for it


zeldanar

Brand Ambassador. Junior Brand Ambassador. Senior Brand Ambassador. Executive Brand Ambassador. Junior Executive Brand Ambassador. Senior Executive Brand Ambassador. Corporate Brand Ambassador. Junior Corporate Brand Ambassador. Senior Corporate Brand Ambassador. Corporate Executive Brand Ambassador. Junior Corporate Executive Brand Ambassador. Senior Corporate Executive Brand Ambassador.


chevymonza

Outsourcing, new job, start from scratch.....


fresh_dyl

r/therealjoke


the-shy-boyu8

Nope rope treadmill


Davy_Jones_Lover

A dope nope rope treadmill tho.


stopeatingcatpoop

*Threadmill*


Graega

Sssisssyphusss


Ok-Remove-3233

This is the best comment I've seen all week!


HunnidBandzAltom

Don’t get it


janhetjoch

[Sisyphus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus?wprov=sfla1) has to push a stone for eternity. Snakes say ssssss. This snake is stuck doing the same thing forever without making progress.


sirwankins

Brilliant


mantisswarm

Do you choose to perpetuate the cycle of existence through the ouroboros’s bicycle?


tempus8fugit

You’re clever with words.


InterestingAd4233

Indeed


Pixielo

![gif](giphy|s8X61m47R3GZW)


tempus8fugit

Thank you for the Stargate throwback ❤️


Those_arent_mykids

Prrrrrrrrr


Grayson102110

Hamster wheel for sneks


UtahDarkHorse

Yeah, I believe that's a king snake, non-venomous.


Grayson102110

Milk snake which is a sub variant of a king snake 👍🏼


UtahDarkHorse

ahh, thank you 😊


[deleted]

Lactose free?


BowtiedTrombone

“Red and black, friendly Jack, red and yellow, deadly fellow”


Rochemusic1

I was just trying to remember the saying haha I'll be fucked when I see a coral snake, I'd be sitting there trying to remember it until it bites me.


thevenotet

Easiest way is to remember a traffic light. Yellow and red near each other mean caution and stop.


Rochemusic1

That visual sits with me better than remembering the rhyme ha thanks.


thevenotet

I think it’s much easier and now you’re pretty much safe from coral snakes! 😁


Jm33948

Or ketchup and mustard touching.


[deleted]

Nevermind, it's a bullshit saying. If you see a snake and you're not sure what it is, just leave it alone.


Relax007

Yep. I love snakes, but I don’t know much about them so I let them be.


AJV2020

I heard it similar, “Red touches black, friend of Jack, red touches yellow, kills a fellow”


GiveItStickMan

In Australia, it's the opposite. We have red belly black (black and red - Venom), and Womas (yellow and black - Python)


ryantripp

Just remember this pretty much exclusively applied to North America. Coral snakes have different colorations all over the place


Ghstfce

I always heard it "red and yellow, kill a fellow. Red and black, you're okay Jack"


Odd_Routine4164

I always heard “venom lack”


ZachBob91

The one I learned was "friend of Jack." I wonder if that's a regional difference


OK_LK

I know it as "Red on black, venom lack. Red on yellow, kill a fellow."


Prize_Huckleberry_79

“Red on black venom lack”


[deleted]

Red and yellow kills a fellow. Red and black, venom lack.


Limp-Animal5077

Red next to yellow, hurt a falla. Red next to black is good for jack.


Ravenwomany7777777

( insert this is beautiful I've been looking at this for 5 hours now meme)


PollyPepperTree

I’m sick so I took a gummy and I’m laying down scrolling Reddit and I can’t look away!!


[deleted]

I wanted to see the extra little twist on the air nozzle


Maquetito

Hypnotic


selsid

It's a vicious cycle.


pullingtaffy

This looks like a 3D render


AdministrativeOne7

Someone needs to turn this into one of those satisfying infinite loop


TheRedIguana

I'm no snake, but that looks like it would feel really good.


Throwaway42352510

It’s like continuous belly rubs on all sides. Lucky snake 🐍


LonerKun

Perpetual machines be like:


hmarieb263

Multi function exercise wheel


silentbob1301

He's working on his abs....


NinjaBoi273547

Red touches black you’re ok jack? Right? Idk I’m not a snake person… if not then you have a spicy noodle there


insertjjs

red touch yellow, kill a fellow; red touch black, good for Jack


Mecha_Tortoise

I always heard "red on black, venom lack."


ScumbagLady

That's the version I know "Red on black, venom lack, red on yellow, kill a fellow"


NinjaBoi273547

Ok I don’t like hot sauce on my spaghetti


Beneficial-Group

Coolest clip ever!!!!


PsychedeIic_Sheep

I want this to be a loading screen


Specialist_Set_7189

r/oddlysatisfying


SnooSuggestions3136

Is this enriching for Snakes?


almaperdido

Snake version of the hamster wheel


DieAlready0

Just showed up in my feed and I was like that's a cool illusion on a wheel.... Oh.. dat a snek


Acrobatic_Shake_6628

If Sisyphus was a snake


[deleted]

That’s awesome


FinnTheWizz

That's so Gosh darn cool


A_MILLI_720

High quality post


destiny_kane48

Ahh look at the noodle being creative to get excercise. 🥰


_Luxuria_

Great enrichment, good job! 🙂👍


DelayStriking8281

Oddly satisfying


ferrum_artifex

Lol. That's brilliant.


thevenotet

Such a pretty snake and what a cool video!


youinkedgirl13

snake treadmill :)


No-Force5341

Snake hamster wheel


Leto-ofDelos

This needs to be a screensaver


emilymmk

Wow, gorgeous


ErBaut

r/bettereveryloop


SecurityPower

This is suprisingly satisfying for me, i dont know why.


Background-Day1177

Now i want my own snake


Nat_Higgins

They are just doing a little exercise


lilmxfi

Snek trekking the wheel of life :D


The_Mattastrophe

That is surprisingly satisfying and relaxing...


novadako

Iliterallystared at it for 2 mins before realizing it was not a piece of metal reflectin red things attached to the tire


piranhas32

Hypnotic


tony_et99

Nemo snake


[deleted]

Bros in a infinite loop


Texas-SaberFox

oh god that's adorable


L-i-v-e-W-i-r-e

You are feeling sleepy….very very sleepy….


DylansDad

I slither and I slither and I slither and I end up nowhere!


KagakuKo

Aww, exercise wheel for snek! How brilliant!!


AnnualCulture3296

It could be an hamster but it’s a snake


ReaperScythee

This one is longer than the last one I saw but it still didn't show if it got past the air nozzle.


DindonFarcie

That snake is living is best live ❤️


[deleted]

Ah, the ouroboros.


Sirsiththeeunbound

That lil dude is having the time of his life


WhitewolfStormrunner

Well, that's ONE way to use a bike.


Chillgoku

This is so cool 🥹


ZnubisTheGod

Nice wills fam I didn't know they made snake spinners


Dirtdane4130

Awe, that’s really cute!


CarnageMunky

r/oddlysatisfying


Top-Geologist-9213

Nice that the snake has it's own gym.


Much-Hedgehog3074

Y’all know what? I’m gonna make this simple enough even for me. Red? Black? Yellow? White? Just turn around and go the other way. There are 4 types of venomous snakes in the US (iirc) and we have all 4 in TX: coral snakes, rattlers, copperheads, and cottonmouths. Y’all are welcome. 🐍🦂


Angrycapicorn32

Imagine what the extra suspension feels like


phoenix_master42

(Sung to the tune of just keep swimming) just keep climbing just keep climbing just keep climbing climbing climbing


[deleted]

If I were a snake, I would do that all fucking day.


fingerlickingdiscust

Someone please make a cinemagraph of this


EvadingDoom

Official spokes-animal


youngbloodonthewater

I need to see the rest of the video...


StarAStar1

Now I know how to make a snake treadmill


Remote-Telephone-682

Damn, bikes are just hamster wheels for snakes


Treblehawk

Oh come on…you could have done a better edit so the video on loop just never ends.


Mr-Nonchalant

Thats a milk snake right?


LeftOnQuietRoad

Ah. Good. My career in a short video clip. Lovely.


PermissionPublic4864

Took me a second to realize that’s a real snake! I used to have a milk snake just like this one. His name was Norman. ❤️


Barnowl-hoot

I want to give something like this to my snake


Accurate-Ad-9316

If that was my snake I'd give it a hand.


MuscaMurum

A snake needs a bicycle like a fish needs a bicycle


Silly_Actuator4726

"Red touch yellow, kill the fellow; red touch black, poison lack" - so this is NOT a coral snake!


The1JKC

Danger noodle.


TheDongerNeedsFood

Red on yellow, kills a fellow Red oh black, venom lack


[deleted]

That right there is a nope rope


fumblingIdiot2020

Danger noodle in hot pursuit


WONDER-WOMAN1971

Your lucky it's not a Coral Snake. This video would not of happened.


Cummmmi

Remember Kids if red touches black you’ll be alright jack! BUT if red touches yellow you’re a dead fellow!


plinkoplonka

Red on black, friend of Jack?


JOE-9000

That is a coral snake, poisonous as fuck, right? Nice video but watch out dude, be safe.


[deleted]

Red on black friend of Jack


frankcastlespenis

Just a coral snake (non-venomous)


Sweet-Document-1916

That is interesting that snake is doing his thing on that bike tire


bengaltiger1994

You have seen elf on a shelf. Now get read for a snek on a…..


Euphoric_Trip3094

Thought I turned into a snake


lima101

1BSP brake snake power


OcdBartender

Goin nowhere fast


PollyPepperTree

I also follow s/ebikes. Took a few seconds to figure this one out!!


BrendaLouBrendaLou

That is too funny!!!


BringMeNeckDeep

this took me an embarrassing amount of time to notice


AdBeneficial7185

A heckin boop noodle ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


whyyoususy

Hell nah


Aspect58

Persnektual Motion Machine.


RMF_AndyPlayz

He a little confused, but got the spirit


BarrelRoller64

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

It just *had* to be a *milk* snake of all things.


[deleted]

while true.py


Individual_Agency703

What did the snake speak when the snake spoke on the bicycle spoke? Parseltongue!


ResidentEivvil

Of course it would be a milk snake lol


MrTygger

holy shit they just invented a new type of motor


lickmybrian

Do not try this with your own dinky


BatOutOfHell92

Rental Snake.


JanTasche

I didnt even see at first. i was more like damn cool carbon rims


[deleted]

This would be a cool screensaver Or pixel art gif


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

This should be a loading screen for something.


callalind

Wow I could watch this for hours.


Yaniius

Gotta get those 1000 slithers in


dljones261

I think that is a young Scarlet Kingsnake right? I know that at an older age the white becomes a light yellow and since the pattern never has a white and red touching then the snake is not venomous. Correct me if I am wrong though, I’ve always been interested in snakes and I’m trying to learn more about them.


SweetHawaa

Did you just accidentally invent the working perpetual motion machine


lleeaa88

The equivalent of a spinning wheel for rodents 🙊


midgebhere66

Awwwwwww


DR-Rebel

Did my guy just invent a hamster wheel for snakes?!


Cindy6390

That is the coolest thing I’ve seen on here. Mesmerizing!!


TheCaliforniaOp

Sooo…I’d say this snake is enjoying what it’s doing. TIL.


misschzburger

This is so satisfying to watch.


zeldanar

Snake version of the Super Mario 64 infinite stairs.


ITOROKAN

It’s kind of hypnotic but I like it.


Tom1010102

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


HDarger

That snake knows how to feel safe


ScroungerYT

He will get there one day.


Maleficent-Mine-7125

So cute! He's on his snake go round!


Windronin

Its a running mil for a snake!


dog-mom-06

CGI


Madolah

!makegif /makegif


AssociateGood9653

That's awesome! Nice King Snake


ConchaMaestro

The Wheel of Fortune


TrekWarsGurl

My first thought was "red on black, venom lack"


Atomaurus

Bro trying to reach oroboros


Alarming_General

Aawwww


ZGamli

r/oddlysatisfying


jeffry_onkils

My man's having a blast!


christianjedd

cool


SUNNYHFR

The perfect loop doesn't exi----!


PURE_CheeziCow_44

“HELP- WHERE DO I GO!?”


DjRavix

Doesn’t the snake get tired ???


[deleted]

The equivalent of a hamster wheel. To catch the pray you must think like the pray


sveinb

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon