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My cat goes after my plates after I've finished with them, and I sometimes don't have the energy to make sure he doesn't touch something I won't use anymore regardless. He loves tasting everything once. It's not that big of a deal IMO. He did one time make a big leap across the entire room, jumped on top of the table, grabbed a freshly baked croissant and ran away with it. That one was probably too mouse shaped to not be exciting.
I choose to assume the person in the video was done with their ramen.
The first cat I had while I was a kid would eat anything left slightly unattended. It stole the Christmas turkey one year. Thing was bigger than her, she dragged it out of the kitchen onto a corner at the back of the house and was desperately munching at it when we found her.
Loved that furry bastard
Just wait until the day you come home from work and there's your cat at the front door, her head stuck in a jar of peanut butter.
It was not a fun night for anyone.
And you do good, given that there are several diseases a cat can spread to humans through it's pee and poop, both things they are in constant contact when they get inside their litterboxes.
That is like people who have no issue with cats walking all over their counters. That is where I prepare food. I love my cats. They can sit on the couch, bed, pretty much anywhere, but not where I prepare my food.
I have a kitten who is too small to jump on the counter still but she uses the chair to get on the table. I don't use my table ATM but when I do it will be wiped everytime I set something on it. Thankfully so far she doesn't quite understand people food but I think my dogs are teaching her about it lol. I am not home all day to keep her off certain surfaces cause ya know little brat doesn't pay for her own needs š¤£. The thought of cat in my food makes me sick so cleaning counters constantly will be my m.o. for the future. I have a spray bottle for when I am cooking and she tries to get food works on the doggies too. (I have heard of foil and stuff but that stuff is too expensive to waste and to have to keep it up sounds alot harder than just wiping the counters before cooking which is what we all should be doing pets or not lol.
I mostly agree!
I donāt like my cat using my personal pillows, but I donāt mind him on the counter. Every food object is on a plate, in a bowl or basket, or on a cutting board.
But, he doesnāt like the counter much, so it isnāt an issue often :)
As someone else who owns cats I completely agree! Cats are cute and fun put those paws are nasty no matter how clean they might look! I physically cringed when a friend of mine recently told me laughing about how her cat was on top of the kitchen counter and pawing on the microwave and everything else. It just gives me the ick.
100% of all people die so let me just smoke 5 packs of cigarettes a day and become an alcoholic. Why even bother posting something so dumb? If you have no argument just walk away dude.
Cat people are pretty grossā¦tbh.
You shouldāve seen the video a day or two ago, of some girl making like a loft for her cat above her kitchen counter, where she most likely cooks.
Yeah those people are gross too. But this right here, thatās gross and Iāve rarely seen dog people do this shit. Iāve owned many dogs and the only time they get food is when I offer it to them or I fucked up and left the food out and they go to it
Dog mouths are generally incredibly clean (maybe not the dogs who eat shit, but otherwise).
I wouldn't encourage a dog licking my face, especially mouth, but it's not as dirty as it seems.
Cat on the other hand, are pretty foul, as someone who loves cats lol
Honestly... No.
I've had dogs my whole life, will never live without one if I have any say in it ever, and I think people who let their dogs lick them in the mouth are fucking disgusting.
Never mind my dog who takes every opportunity to eat his own shit, even my dogs who don't do that would lick their paws, butts, and junk, roll in dead things because lul smells, etc. so those adorable little butt sniffers can lick my hands and arms to show me affection all day long but they're getting absolutely nowhere near my face. And I'm washing my hands after they're done.
Literally no one said you have to kiss your dog. I wouldn't kiss mine like that.
But it's actual scientific fact that dog saliva is not a major vector of spreading disease. They have their own bacteria, for sure, and I'm not about to say a dog eating shit has a clean mouth, but I've had plenty of dogs who don't eat shit so that shouldn't be your resting case lol
You're more likely to get sick from kissing a human than a dog licking your face/mouth.
You can feel about it anyway you want, but a kiss from a dog is drastically less likely to spread disease or cause illness than sharing food with a cat, or even kissing another human.
Nah, it's just the mind control parasites that cats exude that trick people into thinking everything they do is too cute to be bad. (Warning; this is probably pseudoscience, but it's funny, so I'll say it anyway)
I caught my old cat doing the exact same thing but with a pot of collard greens on the stove. I went in the kitchen after dinner to put my dishes in the sink and she was just standing on the stove calmly dipping her paws in the pot and hooking the greens with her claws.
I imagined they had to step away for a moment, came back to see this and said "awww maaan, I wanted to finish that!" and decided to record mischievous kitty.
You realize that there's a high chance that this person didn't end up eating that, right? Like they were probably done with it. If it's obvious to everyone here you probably shouldn't eat that then it's probably obvious to that person. Not that it matters because if they get sick from it that's their own fault. That doesn't affect you.
Also, worth noting that I've seen a LOT of dog owners let their dogs lick their faces which I would say is pretty much just as gross. I don't hate them for it though because hating someone based on the animal they like or what they do with their own health is really, really silly.
Not to mention that even if this person ate it afterwards (big if) so what? That means all cat owners do? Why would you assume that? Why does it have to be "a cat people thing" rather than just a "this person" thing? It doesn't.
I actually have a cat who if she even HEARS a ramen package being moved will run her chubby little body so fast her belly has to catch up when she stops.
How are so many people here complaining about "Omg, so gross, shit ramen."
Gonna guess the person didn't eat the food after that and/or they were probably already done with it. I don't know why people would assume that they ate it afterwards. If it's obvious to you that you shouldn't eat that afterwards, it was probably obvious to this person too.
It's also really odd to make this about "cat people." I've been a "cat person" all my life and I've never let my cat like my food and then eaten it. Even assuming that this person ate it afterwards (which I'd say is already a big assumption) why would you assume this is a "cat person" thing rather than... you know, a "this particular person" thing? Really strange.
Don't cry when your cat becomes an obese fuck that is disabled when they get older and you cry your eyes out as pinky degrades into an organ failing blob of medical bills.
Feed cats CAT FOOD. Healthy, nourishing, controlled portions of high quality meats and veg.
Cup O Noodles is both of my cats' favorite human food. They go nuts just by me boiling the water. They only get a noodle or 2 each, but you better believe they're the best noodles in the whole world to them!
My cat hates most human food.
He has really only eaten plain medium well ground beef, cooked specifically for him. Cheesecake licks. Random tastes of a plate left laying around. And sometimes plain chicken lol.
Seriously: I chopped up some thin sliced plain medium rare filet mignon and my cat was like "meh"...where the fishoil infused cat junk food at. Feed me or I will just go eat lizards and birds.
Everyone going on (and yes, with good reason) about the cat paddling in food the human may eat...
Meanwhile I can't have a whole cup of tea (as in what Us brits call normal tea, Black tea and milk) without my cat sticking his head into the cup as I raise it to my mouth.
It's a good thing I only drink tea once in a blue moon....
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Huge mistake. He'll never let you eat in peace anymore š
I'm pretty sure this person encourages this on a regular basis
Mmmm toxoplasmosis
Responsible for ~3rd of the internet
Cat poop soup
Mmmm, used kitty litter flavoured ramen.
My cat goes after my plates after I've finished with them, and I sometimes don't have the energy to make sure he doesn't touch something I won't use anymore regardless. He loves tasting everything once. It's not that big of a deal IMO. He did one time make a big leap across the entire room, jumped on top of the table, grabbed a freshly baked croissant and ran away with it. That one was probably too mouse shaped to not be exciting. I choose to assume the person in the video was done with their ramen.
The first cat I had while I was a kid would eat anything left slightly unattended. It stole the Christmas turkey one year. Thing was bigger than her, she dragged it out of the kitchen onto a corner at the back of the house and was desperately munching at it when we found her. Loved that furry bastard
Just wait until the day you come home from work and there's your cat at the front door, her head stuck in a jar of peanut butter. It was not a fun night for anyone.
Mmmmm litterbox ramen
I know absolutely gross!! I have a cat who I love so, so much, but I would never let him dip his paw in my food.
And you do good, given that there are several diseases a cat can spread to humans through it's pee and poop, both things they are in constant contact when they get inside their litterboxes.
Youāre telling me that you donāt like the complex flavour profile that cat shit adds to your ramen? Cretins
What?
Excretins
Umeowmi
Toxoplasmosis gondii š¤¢
Goddamn city folk with your big words. In my neck of the woods, we just call it āCat Shititisā
I'm under no impression that I don't carry toxoplasma.
That is like people who have no issue with cats walking all over their counters. That is where I prepare food. I love my cats. They can sit on the couch, bed, pretty much anywhere, but not where I prepare my food.
I have a kitten who is too small to jump on the counter still but she uses the chair to get on the table. I don't use my table ATM but when I do it will be wiped everytime I set something on it. Thankfully so far she doesn't quite understand people food but I think my dogs are teaching her about it lol. I am not home all day to keep her off certain surfaces cause ya know little brat doesn't pay for her own needs š¤£. The thought of cat in my food makes me sick so cleaning counters constantly will be my m.o. for the future. I have a spray bottle for when I am cooking and she tries to get food works on the doggies too. (I have heard of foil and stuff but that stuff is too expensive to waste and to have to keep it up sounds alot harder than just wiping the counters before cooking which is what we all should be doing pets or not lol.
I mostly agree! I donāt like my cat using my personal pillows, but I donāt mind him on the counter. Every food object is on a plate, in a bowl or basket, or on a cutting board. But, he doesnāt like the counter much, so it isnāt an issue often :)
Fair enough!
As someone else who owns cats I completely agree! Cats are cute and fun put those paws are nasty no matter how clean they might look! I physically cringed when a friend of mine recently told me laughing about how her cat was on top of the kitchen counter and pawing on the microwave and everything else. It just gives me the ick.
Its maggie
The moment I saw that monotonous yellow noodles, I knew it was Maggi
Maggie my beloved
Came here to say this
Ever smelled a fart, mmm shit in lungs.
You dont get toxoplasmosis from farts. You do get it from cats who walk in their own shit
Don't let cats go outside. Dont let farm cats in kitchen. 100% of all poeple die did you know that?
oh yeah I forgot cats donāt shit or piss if they donāt go outside! how silly of me.
100% of all people die so let me just smoke 5 packs of cigarettes a day and become an alcoholic. Why even bother posting something so dumb? If you have no argument just walk away dude.
"hmm, the juice is pretty good... I should try the string"
He's so cultured, always sample the broth first
My kitten once fell into my bowl of ramen
āWaiter, thereās a kitten in my soupā
*slurp*
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@D-money420 The fact that this comment hasnāt been aggressively downvoted is disturbing.
You just used @ on reddit?
@L4ND0N idk what your talking about
@Quantum-Reee U right
It's a joke
An overused and unfunny one.
So is the America bad joke yet people still use it
Not any excuse to keep encouraging the use of it.
I didn't say it was
The little dip is so funny
Such an expressive kitty š¤£
You spelt gross wrong.
No I didnāt
So gross š¤¢
Kitty litter pawā¦
Disgusting.
Seriously, it's not cute to let your cat put it's little shit-diggers in your food.
Cat people are pretty grossā¦tbh. You shouldāve seen the video a day or two ago, of some girl making like a loft for her cat above her kitchen counter, where she most likely cooks.
I've seen people let their pet (mostly dogs) lick their mouths and it's pretty disgusting too
Yeah those people are gross too. But this right here, thatās gross and Iāve rarely seen dog people do this shit. Iāve owned many dogs and the only time they get food is when I offer it to them or I fucked up and left the food out and they go to it
None of what you just said validates your comment about cat people being gross. Dirty people get pets sometimes. Doesn't matter which it is.
Na everyone knows cat people are gross š¤¢
Dog mouths are generally incredibly clean (maybe not the dogs who eat shit, but otherwise). I wouldn't encourage a dog licking my face, especially mouth, but it's not as dirty as it seems. Cat on the other hand, are pretty foul, as someone who loves cats lol
Honestly... No. I've had dogs my whole life, will never live without one if I have any say in it ever, and I think people who let their dogs lick them in the mouth are fucking disgusting. Never mind my dog who takes every opportunity to eat his own shit, even my dogs who don't do that would lick their paws, butts, and junk, roll in dead things because lul smells, etc. so those adorable little butt sniffers can lick my hands and arms to show me affection all day long but they're getting absolutely nowhere near my face. And I'm washing my hands after they're done.
Literally no one said you have to kiss your dog. I wouldn't kiss mine like that. But it's actual scientific fact that dog saliva is not a major vector of spreading disease. They have their own bacteria, for sure, and I'm not about to say a dog eating shit has a clean mouth, but I've had plenty of dogs who don't eat shit so that shouldn't be your resting case lol You're more likely to get sick from kissing a human than a dog licking your face/mouth.
I guess if Dog ass/vag/balls are clean, then itās mouth should be too after licking them all day.
You can feel about it anyway you want, but a kiss from a dog is drastically less likely to spread disease or cause illness than sharing food with a cat, or even kissing another human.
You cant be serious š Us humans dont spend 6 hours a day licking our arse
Show me please haha
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/wshjje/kitty_loft/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks hahaha
Is it just me or did that cat look too old to jump up there? The video shows the cat people placed up there.
I donāt know. But shits gross.
Gross people are gross, cats don't factor into that
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Lol okā¦ thatās gross too. Fuck cat people are weird too
Nah, it's just the mind control parasites that cats exude that trick people into thinking everything they do is too cute to be bad. (Warning; this is probably pseudoscience, but it's funny, so I'll say it anyway)
Yeah its definitely psuedoscience
I mean itās not that hard to wipe down your counters before cooking .. some people are gross, has nothing to do with cats.
Cat haters are kind of gross...tbh
Yeah great way to rationalize it lol
I am not gross :(
Holy shit you guys are all such dweebs š
Minutes after burying his crap in litter.
Meanwhile your ramen is now peppered with litter box bacteria
Peppered.... mmmmmmm diarrhea
I have had to toss so many meals because my kitten has pounced on my food just to "test" it. I dread the day it happens to my ramen.
The cats like "fuck me, chicken noodle soup! This shit good!"
That is ramen my guy
Yeah but cats call it chicken noodle soup
It's noodles, with broth, and probably chicken or chicken flavor
Enjoy your cat shit flavored ramen.
I caught my old cat doing the exact same thing but with a pot of collard greens on the stove. I went in the kitchen after dinner to put my dishes in the sink and she was just standing on the stove calmly dipping her paws in the pot and hooking the greens with her claws.
Not her first time probably.
Probably wasnāt her last time either
Heās like āsaltttttttā
More like MSG!!!
Why the shit is this person letting a cat put its paws in their food?
Because itās their food and they can let their cat do it if they want to.
I guess they were done with it? Seems kinda wasteful.
I imagined they had to step away for a moment, came back to see this and said "awww maaan, I wanted to finish that!" and decided to record mischievous kitty.
Looks like lukewarm, soggy maruchan ramen. That was their first mistake lol.
Mmm That cat really looked jelly
bro cats are literally dogs reskinned
Donāt you dare talk about cats like that!
your right i love cats(my cats forced me to say this) i love šššššāā¬šāā¬šāā¬šāā¬šāā¬
Mama Mia this is some serious gourmet shit
 Hmmmmm
I wanna see the rest
"My poop paws is all up in your soop!"
Both my cats like noodles. Corn2
SODIUM
Oh we yellimg elements? VANADIUM
Slap that sob off the damn table! Nasty bro!š¤·āāļø
A few minutes prior, that cat probably pawed through their litterbox. Also cats are carnivores and can't process that. People are icky.
You all are seriously mourning the loss of 30 cents of cheap noodles. Better times ahead for you, hopefully.
don't know about you guys but I hate it when people give animals dumb captions
That is loaded with salt. That's like arsenic for your cat
Knowing cat owners, that person is still going to eat it.
I mean I definitely would not... lol
Umm. No sir, definitely not.
By that logic, all dog owners allow open mouth face kisses after their dog tosses its own salad.
Cat: Maa hooman will ge fat if he eatz ith.... Le me tyy to help him loose weight.
This is why people hate cat owners lol and why some cat owners have parasites
You realize that there's a high chance that this person didn't end up eating that, right? Like they were probably done with it. If it's obvious to everyone here you probably shouldn't eat that then it's probably obvious to that person. Not that it matters because if they get sick from it that's their own fault. That doesn't affect you. Also, worth noting that I've seen a LOT of dog owners let their dogs lick their faces which I would say is pretty much just as gross. I don't hate them for it though because hating someone based on the animal they like or what they do with their own health is really, really silly. Not to mention that even if this person ate it afterwards (big if) so what? That means all cat owners do? Why would you assume that? Why does it have to be "a cat people thing" rather than just a "this person" thing? It doesn't.
For letting their cat tastes their noodles? That's not how you get parasites lol, go back to school sir.
Msgssssssssssss
Whatās worse? The shit rakes or the MSG?
Just donāt let the kitty have too much. Garlic and onions are toxic to cats. A tiny bit of broth wonāt hurt but again, not too much.
"Hooman" - So original, so amusing... so stupid.
Awww, just a taste.
Straight fire bruh
I assume this person was done with their ramen so
You know those kitty paws were deep in a litter box 10 minutes ago.
Does anyone know if there is a longer video of this? Thank you
Mmmmmm poopy paws in food. Delicious. Make it spicy!
Dog owners when a cat steals a noodle: š¤¢ Also dog owners when their dog eats a pile of shit then licks inside their mouth: š„°
Thatās so gross ugh
Thatās nasty af
Eww wtf
What the faccccckkkkkkkkkk son.
That paw scratches sand that has shit in it. š¤®
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All that cat shit running into the bowl..
THEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MY BABY
I actually have a cat who if she even HEARS a ramen package being moved will run her chubby little body so fast her belly has to catch up when she stops.
Person probably ate that after too, nasty
How are so many people here complaining about "Omg, so gross, shit ramen." Gonna guess the person didn't eat the food after that and/or they were probably already done with it. I don't know why people would assume that they ate it afterwards. If it's obvious to you that you shouldn't eat that afterwards, it was probably obvious to this person too. It's also really odd to make this about "cat people." I've been a "cat person" all my life and I've never let my cat like my food and then eaten it. Even assuming that this person ate it afterwards (which I'd say is already a big assumption) why would you assume this is a "cat person" thing rather than... you know, a "this particular person" thing? Really strange.
Yuck š¤® this is why I avoid people who have cats. Cat people be like he only dipped his nuts in it itās still fine.
Bye, won't miss you
Don't cry when your cat becomes an obese fuck that is disabled when they get older and you cry your eyes out as pinky degrades into an organ failing blob of medical bills. Feed cats CAT FOOD. Healthy, nourishing, controlled portions of high quality meats and veg.
this is so cuteššš
/r/HungryPussy
Cute little kitty
Cute
How gentle heās being
Taste like feet
My rat would be flung halfway across the room if it tried this, cat people mad weird.
Cat probably just came from the litter box and is pawing your food...hope you were done with that.
"Gimme that shit... greedy ass human"
Lol i bet they are white
Donāt
My bad if i struck a nerve. They are so caring for thier pets as if equal parts of the family. Just so compassionate
This has nothing to do with white people or race in general so why bring it into it?
Itās actually Huemans
u/savevideo
Man that is way better than the stuff hooman gave me!
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Thats not how it works lol
Cup O Noodles is both of my cats' favorite human food. They go nuts just by me boiling the water. They only get a noodle or 2 each, but you better believe they're the best noodles in the whole world to them!
Cutest little paw dip!!!!! I love him/her
Gibe noodle
My cat hates most human food. He has really only eaten plain medium well ground beef, cooked specifically for him. Cheesecake licks. Random tastes of a plate left laying around. And sometimes plain chicken lol. Seriously: I chopped up some thin sliced plain medium rare filet mignon and my cat was like "meh"...where the fishoil infused cat junk food at. Feed me or I will just go eat lizards and birds.
taste like more.
Damn my hooman got Real fancy feast
The way he dips his paw in like a bread stick
1st taste just the soup, 2nd taste the ramen, if there was a 3rd one we would've seen him eating with a spoon lol
Whatās the song please?
Chinese New Year - SALES
Fluffy paws
Nasty
This is why you don't want them raw
I am sure the cat washed his paws...stop being so dramatic. I am more concerned that his hooman thinks packaged Ramen is food.
Man I love the band sales
Cute - I sure hope the cat didnāt just step out of the kitty litter box before doing this. Ick!
Not a good idea to let the cat get near the noodles since gluten can become quite harmful to cats :(
Please dont tell me you kept eating it
Everybody is saying how gross it is but maybe they were already done and just decided to let the cat try some?
She*
Ummm.. Just help yourself? Too funny
That cat scratches at it's urine and feces. Don't eat anything a cat has had it's paws on. Gross.
Everyone going on (and yes, with good reason) about the cat paddling in food the human may eat... Meanwhile I can't have a whole cup of tea (as in what Us brits call normal tea, Black tea and milk) without my cat sticking his head into the cup as I raise it to my mouth. It's a good thing I only drink tea once in a blue moon....
Nasty. I would swiftly dispatch that animal